The Inferno
01-25-2006, 08:07 AM
Chapter one profresser sqirlle
"My name is professer squirll class and I'm here to teach you today becuawse mrs squrill is out with the death flu. I'm not
sure wehn she'll be back." said mr squirlls as he walked in our class mates that day. Row by row, leash by leash
until every last one until the last one was done. "good morning" the all said in a high pitched voice as they awalked into
the desaddle corner. Hanging up there riders and tieing them up. turning in to the to be a bright red atomspoheer. "on this
occasion of today i am going to take you on a feild trip. The location is a surprise!" so saild on down. to the bird bus
(which buy the way looked like a buss drove through the back of the buss and moved on front.) instead of sitting on there
living chairs they walked on in on the ssaild bin as the chairs gave a sad grin. Now as we seld our selds in I saw quite
teh commotion. The bus was ready and the driver said with devotion "come on in and grab a beer. I've seen you"here and i'll
see you there. he said as we loaded on to our bus in a icey river surrounded by little island.
Today where taking long drive a lets sing song to pass the time "he said to his half plant half human studants." and they all
began in the same fast passed opra tone.
"ROW ROW ROW , ROW YOUR COAT GENTLY DOWN THE CREAM MERLLY MERLLY MERLLY MERLLY DEATH IS BUT A DREAM!"
and then we arvided at our location which indeed happened to be a suprides! Ineed i only half would survive.
he said "today is the day you'll be manly men as there ever where if you meet this challange head on. but you my dear
children won't survive for long." he said walking walking into the long cut yad with the flowers next to the cottage. with
his hudge tooth skinny body big belly and blue suit with a top hat. What i mean to say was the suit had a top hat. Any way"
he said with a girn. " this is the of the heater that eats blankets."he declared pointing his longer pointer fingure as high
as he could. And I volentered us to rid the town of him. On we go. He said walking through the nose high crass until he and
ht others found the walk way. "now stay here while I knonke on the door bringing out his knonke stick."
Chapter 2 blow your fire away...
Knock knock yelled professer sqwuirlls. "You cannot stay, you must leave or they'lll blow my fire away." as he throiugh down
the useless knonke sticks.
"The fire that gives or takes your life, the fire thats in center center and you protect with heals with spikes.
he continuned to yell. as one flew out the window hitting on studant in the middle of the grass in the head.
"what have I done to earn my dispear? Is it really so bad to eat a studant here and there?" said a voice from the house as
it shook. "No you haven't" said with ears screatching in. "i'll just help my self in" he said in responds to himself running
in the door. as he walked in he could see red light comming from the heater but all the other lightts where criing and not
producing any light. "Why have you scared my light so? Don't you know to knonke before you come in a home?" boomed the heater
in a menicing tone. " and in a flik of light he rasied in fire. and i found my self in front a icy brige. and a dog who
apeared to be rolled in paper across the oteher side. mr squrills held yelled out "hello over there. What is your name?" the
dog stood there and thought a minght. in reply he sent back "ello there. i'm scraby dooby dog."
chapter three scraby dooby dog
"YOU MUST ME HAZORZEROW!". HE SAID WITH A BARK. " mr bubbles " SAID A VOICE! "r've been rerecting you...." he said in what to
apear to be a light blue." the blue had been every wher from the years of talking in that color....." "Now resisresudent.
righ reen rerecting you." he said responds to the ice gave who was staring at him oddly.
"come along students we musten doodal" cried mr squrills as he ran across the brigde on highh hopes of walking straite.
"Perhaps it I thats you? Or perhaps vice versa." cried my squrll with a raise of his eye brow.
and with a loud bark came a flood of colors. everything becmae tiedie and next thing i know the whole class is in a forest.
with large grumpy looking trees!
CHapter four whoes reality:
"who goes with in my forest!" yelled one very angry looking one "I do " yelledd mr squrills. "What are you going to do about
it?" he said with it. and with a great roar game the tree. "DAMAGE DAkge whos damged MY WOOD BOX!" yelled one tree. "wood
box!?" ylled another "yes wood box" yelled the distraute tree "its the same box of the same year of my third bouncing". he
continued "It is also the box of whoes reality!" he continued to say as he started to walk away from the ground that he sat
in all smug with a grin. "so what is this concerning us? clearly not us." said mr squrills as he was walking torwards the
throne of the great tree. "Nowas i may continue you see. This may not or may be something to concern you. Did you ask the
large bunny?" asked the tree. "No we did not" said the class abashed "then be off with you. and take my ass. he will carry
things for you down that very path." said the donkey out of turn for the tree of whom who had been hanging off the tree with
many other donkeys like apples.
so with out hesitation the squrills called mr grabed the donkey and wisked um away in a small blender. that really happen
what really happend was that he carryed stuff down the path so n e way.
CHapter four the large bunny.
as we exited the forest we came to a large dark city, withs tons and tons of animals walking all over the place walking
people. Buying people chow, and william hung, all alone in the city pet chop, with not a soul to adopt him. hey look over
there said a girl pointing towards a rabbit in a white suit and black mask which was really a black suit in disguse running
by and grabing an old ladys purse in the run of his legs.
he most go to mr amsteriamian at once yelled mr sqirlls running in the direction of the bunny once again passing william hung
in the pet shop. The class really didn't care about the stupid looking, ugly, should be speaking face of his.
Whats that sound yelled a student. as the rabbit suddly apeared in a large muiltycolored room.
"Whats that?" yelled a studant again. "no need to fear its just an 80s whimehini comming through."
as his hips started to shake "damn thing always sucks me in" said the rabbit..
CHapter four the whiimehini.
"What is it that thouest hasn't yet come into ownership, that I have?"
yelled the goose who flu outside the rabbits head. The goose had a dot on the middle of its body. A black dot on whire
feathers. This seemed strange. "Any way". said mr. squrills in an ill sounding manner.
"What do you mean any way!?" yelled the goose in extream anger. "Would thou pimpith the queens duck?" said the frog by the
castel which just apeared near the brown orbit liight of the whimehini which was surrounded by nothing but darkness. The dark
feared the whimehini, and hated it so
"The queens duck!?" shouted mr squrills in amazed tone. "Of course will pimp your wild game. For what else is there to do in
this day and age." this statment brought many thoughts to the frogs mind (mostly "I" and "wonder" and "if" and "this" and
"guy" and "taste" which was fallowed by "any thing like frogs legs".
so where is this duck demanded mr squrills of the frog
the frog just stood there stright up and surprisingly poointing his spear towards a large headge maze
"come along class" yelled mr squrills as he imdeitaly marched us towards the mazed with in front until we came to the
enterance where there was a ticket both and large fish.
We demaned entry yelled mr squrills in what now seemed to be underwater envrionment.
Chatper sevty four minus seventy plus one the fishes tasks
"do you have any money to buy a ticket?" asked the fish as mr squrills looked curisouly in is pockets as did his studant but
alias no money" very well then you must complety three task of which I do indeed ask of you, for you to ganin entry to my
maze" yelled the fish as mr squrills cut in, "I cannot endanger my studants and I musesnt leanve them" he said rushing his
studants back up to land where he hooked the fatest one to a hook and tosed him in.
to be continued...
"My name is professer squirll class and I'm here to teach you today becuawse mrs squrill is out with the death flu. I'm not
sure wehn she'll be back." said mr squirlls as he walked in our class mates that day. Row by row, leash by leash
until every last one until the last one was done. "good morning" the all said in a high pitched voice as they awalked into
the desaddle corner. Hanging up there riders and tieing them up. turning in to the to be a bright red atomspoheer. "on this
occasion of today i am going to take you on a feild trip. The location is a surprise!" so saild on down. to the bird bus
(which buy the way looked like a buss drove through the back of the buss and moved on front.) instead of sitting on there
living chairs they walked on in on the ssaild bin as the chairs gave a sad grin. Now as we seld our selds in I saw quite
teh commotion. The bus was ready and the driver said with devotion "come on in and grab a beer. I've seen you"here and i'll
see you there. he said as we loaded on to our bus in a icey river surrounded by little island.
Today where taking long drive a lets sing song to pass the time "he said to his half plant half human studants." and they all
began in the same fast passed opra tone.
"ROW ROW ROW , ROW YOUR COAT GENTLY DOWN THE CREAM MERLLY MERLLY MERLLY MERLLY DEATH IS BUT A DREAM!"
and then we arvided at our location which indeed happened to be a suprides! Ineed i only half would survive.
he said "today is the day you'll be manly men as there ever where if you meet this challange head on. but you my dear
children won't survive for long." he said walking walking into the long cut yad with the flowers next to the cottage. with
his hudge tooth skinny body big belly and blue suit with a top hat. What i mean to say was the suit had a top hat. Any way"
he said with a girn. " this is the of the heater that eats blankets."he declared pointing his longer pointer fingure as high
as he could. And I volentered us to rid the town of him. On we go. He said walking through the nose high crass until he and
ht others found the walk way. "now stay here while I knonke on the door bringing out his knonke stick."
Chapter 2 blow your fire away...
Knock knock yelled professer sqwuirlls. "You cannot stay, you must leave or they'lll blow my fire away." as he throiugh down
the useless knonke sticks.
"The fire that gives or takes your life, the fire thats in center center and you protect with heals with spikes.
he continuned to yell. as one flew out the window hitting on studant in the middle of the grass in the head.
"what have I done to earn my dispear? Is it really so bad to eat a studant here and there?" said a voice from the house as
it shook. "No you haven't" said with ears screatching in. "i'll just help my self in" he said in responds to himself running
in the door. as he walked in he could see red light comming from the heater but all the other lightts where criing and not
producing any light. "Why have you scared my light so? Don't you know to knonke before you come in a home?" boomed the heater
in a menicing tone. " and in a flik of light he rasied in fire. and i found my self in front a icy brige. and a dog who
apeared to be rolled in paper across the oteher side. mr squrills held yelled out "hello over there. What is your name?" the
dog stood there and thought a minght. in reply he sent back "ello there. i'm scraby dooby dog."
chapter three scraby dooby dog
"YOU MUST ME HAZORZEROW!". HE SAID WITH A BARK. " mr bubbles " SAID A VOICE! "r've been rerecting you...." he said in what to
apear to be a light blue." the blue had been every wher from the years of talking in that color....." "Now resisresudent.
righ reen rerecting you." he said responds to the ice gave who was staring at him oddly.
"come along students we musten doodal" cried mr squrills as he ran across the brigde on highh hopes of walking straite.
"Perhaps it I thats you? Or perhaps vice versa." cried my squrll with a raise of his eye brow.
and with a loud bark came a flood of colors. everything becmae tiedie and next thing i know the whole class is in a forest.
with large grumpy looking trees!
CHapter four whoes reality:
"who goes with in my forest!" yelled one very angry looking one "I do " yelledd mr squrills. "What are you going to do about
it?" he said with it. and with a great roar game the tree. "DAMAGE DAkge whos damged MY WOOD BOX!" yelled one tree. "wood
box!?" ylled another "yes wood box" yelled the distraute tree "its the same box of the same year of my third bouncing". he
continued "It is also the box of whoes reality!" he continued to say as he started to walk away from the ground that he sat
in all smug with a grin. "so what is this concerning us? clearly not us." said mr squrills as he was walking torwards the
throne of the great tree. "Nowas i may continue you see. This may not or may be something to concern you. Did you ask the
large bunny?" asked the tree. "No we did not" said the class abashed "then be off with you. and take my ass. he will carry
things for you down that very path." said the donkey out of turn for the tree of whom who had been hanging off the tree with
many other donkeys like apples.
so with out hesitation the squrills called mr grabed the donkey and wisked um away in a small blender. that really happen
what really happend was that he carryed stuff down the path so n e way.
CHapter four the large bunny.
as we exited the forest we came to a large dark city, withs tons and tons of animals walking all over the place walking
people. Buying people chow, and william hung, all alone in the city pet chop, with not a soul to adopt him. hey look over
there said a girl pointing towards a rabbit in a white suit and black mask which was really a black suit in disguse running
by and grabing an old ladys purse in the run of his legs.
he most go to mr amsteriamian at once yelled mr sqirlls running in the direction of the bunny once again passing william hung
in the pet shop. The class really didn't care about the stupid looking, ugly, should be speaking face of his.
Whats that sound yelled a student. as the rabbit suddly apeared in a large muiltycolored room.
"Whats that?" yelled a studant again. "no need to fear its just an 80s whimehini comming through."
as his hips started to shake "damn thing always sucks me in" said the rabbit..
CHapter four the whiimehini.
"What is it that thouest hasn't yet come into ownership, that I have?"
yelled the goose who flu outside the rabbits head. The goose had a dot on the middle of its body. A black dot on whire
feathers. This seemed strange. "Any way". said mr. squrills in an ill sounding manner.
"What do you mean any way!?" yelled the goose in extream anger. "Would thou pimpith the queens duck?" said the frog by the
castel which just apeared near the brown orbit liight of the whimehini which was surrounded by nothing but darkness. The dark
feared the whimehini, and hated it so
"The queens duck!?" shouted mr squrills in amazed tone. "Of course will pimp your wild game. For what else is there to do in
this day and age." this statment brought many thoughts to the frogs mind (mostly "I" and "wonder" and "if" and "this" and
"guy" and "taste" which was fallowed by "any thing like frogs legs".
so where is this duck demanded mr squrills of the frog
the frog just stood there stright up and surprisingly poointing his spear towards a large headge maze
"come along class" yelled mr squrills as he imdeitaly marched us towards the mazed with in front until we came to the
enterance where there was a ticket both and large fish.
We demaned entry yelled mr squrills in what now seemed to be underwater envrionment.
Chatper sevty four minus seventy plus one the fishes tasks
"do you have any money to buy a ticket?" asked the fish as mr squrills looked curisouly in is pockets as did his studant but
alias no money" very well then you must complety three task of which I do indeed ask of you, for you to ganin entry to my
maze" yelled the fish as mr squrills cut in, "I cannot endanger my studants and I musesnt leanve them" he said rushing his
studants back up to land where he hooked the fatest one to a hook and tosed him in.
to be continued...