Emo Kit has made me into the perfect Emo kid

[BabyFacedAbortion]

[click here] (http://www.sykospark.net/emo/appearance.html) for "emo kit" directions.

So out of pure boredom earlier today, I followed the directions as best as I could and this is what I got.

How fucking terrible is that?


Someone else try and take some pics of the result :)

[Fan o KmK]

hahahahhaa. dont cry little emo kid.

[bedake]

I wanna get a sharpe marker and draw nautical stars all over my face, not only will I be Emo I'll be hardcore cause there on my face!!

i fuckin hate nautical stars, like a gajillion of my friends and my friends friends and their friends all have em god BE ORIGINAL YOU LAME DOUCHE BAGS

[Swizzy89304]

'Obesity and emocity do NOT mix.'

Lol, thats me out the picture then!

Oh, and keep the kid t-shirt on. You have fantastic boobettes! :D

[bedake]

WOOOO! I am so emo, notice the looking down, and the tight pants, couldent do the hair cause i chopped it while back

[Rarrr]

I wouldnt dress as an emo but I'll laugh at everyone who does it :)

[Maui Wowie]

WOOOO! I am so emo, notice the looking down, and the tight pants, couldent do the hair cause i chopped it while back
Dear god I hope you're kidding.

From Urban Dictionary.

"1. Stands for "Estrogen Masculine Output". The masculine form of the word "PMS".

2. Typical crappy teen poetry that somehow leaked it's disgusting filth into our radios. Basically the "Rock Version" of Country Music, in the sense that it all sounds the same, the "singer" puts on an unbearable, nasally, fake-sounding voice whilest all lyrics are just whines about some girl who left him. Stands for "Experienced Musicians Omitted"."

[BabyFacedAbortion]

WOOOO! I am so emo, notice the looking down, and the tight pants, couldent do the hair cause i chopped it while back


Bwahahha that's awesome

I hate emo kids in tight pants, it makes me realize that some 16 year old boys have better asses than I do.

[Fabolous]

hahahaha thats some funny shit,

[endo..jay]

i know this 30 year old guy who wears womens pants every time i see him i wanna kick him in the the balls but then i wonder...where do the boys go cuz they are really tight pants.. i mean do they shove their dick up there own asshole?? shit i would be depressed too

[Rarrr]

lol

[king kong bong]

newsman: another emo kid killed themselves today. now the weather.

[smoke ranger]

newsman: another emo kid killed themselves today. now the weather.
lmfao!!! :D

[robert42]

im against emos

[scooterjay]

the funny thing about emo is that folks think that crap just came along. prior to emo you had grunge.......nirvana's teen angst if you will. before that, post modern ruled the sissy whinyboy with makeup scene in the mid to late eighties. think Robert Smith of the Cure. the early eighties had the last bastions of punk rock hanging on and everyone was snorting cocaine and shooting smack. shit, even brian setzer of the stray cats was a junkie. of course, the late seventies had punk rock and new wave. new wave wasn't as dark but contained the seeds of emo. the early seventies had the sensitive songwriter schlock, people like henry gross, bo donaldson and the heywards, and all the shaun cassidy ripoffs. i'm not even gonna elaborate on the sixties as that was pretty much before my time. for the record, Scooterjay dislikes emo music and culture very, very thouroughly!

[bedake]

lol noooo im not emo, i did it for the picture, i just happen to own a pair of girls pants.... yeaa

[bedake]

the funny thing about emo is that folks think that crap just came along. prior to emo you had grunge.......nirvana's teen angst if you will. before that, post modern ruled the sissy whinyboy with makeup scene in the mid to late eighties. think Robert Smith of the Cure. the early eighties had the last bastions of punk rock hanging on and everyone was snorting cocaine and shooting smack. shit, even brian setzer of the stray cats was a junkie. of course, the late seventies had punk rock and new wave. new wave wasn't as dark but contained the seeds of emo. the early seventies had the sensitive songwriter schlock, people like henry gross, bo donaldson and the heywards, and all the shaun cassidy ripoffs. i'm not even gonna elaborate on the sixties as that was pretty much before my time. for the record, Scooterjay dislikes emo music and culture very, very thouroughly!


pshh dude! the first emo song ever written was made in around the year 1363
by a certain person named Guillaume de Machaut
the song was named
Puis qu'en oubli sui de vous translated to since i am forgotten by you
It was in Rondeau form and considered a gregorian chant
Machaut was a priest in the middle ages that fell in love with a girl that was like 16 years old when he was like 60, they exchanged poems and letters and stuff and then she moved on or something he wrote this song for her

But Robert Smith is a legend in my books too!!!! god i fucken love the cure


Yea I am taking a western music appreciation class hehe

[Musician]

dude its not coz you make a song about emotions that your song is emo

you are emo when you wanna look gay, and you make gay songs about fake emotions

[Nochowderforyou]

you are emo when you wanna look gay, and you make gay songs about fake emotions

Exactly.

These emo kids complain about hard life is even though they go home to mom and dads big suburban house where mom cooks them meals, does their laundry, and hugs them every morning before they leave for school. Ya, tough life :rolleyes:

Death to emo! :D

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Emo kids are like kittens

some are cute to look at, some are ugly, some you want to kick across the room, but in the end you don't want to be in the same room with them for long because they'll start whine.

Wow that was a shitty analogy

[endo..jay]

i would be depressed too if i was straight edge...

[bedake]

I think im going to start using emo in place of the word sucks or shitty, such as man george bush is emo or insane clown possee is emo as hell

[STDzRus]

:lol:

[king kong bong]

the funny thing about emo is that folks think that crap just came along. prior to emo you had grunge.......nirvana's teen angst if you will. before that, post modern ruled the sissy whinyboy with makeup scene in the mid to late eighties. think Robert Smith of the Cure. the early eighties had the last bastions of punk rock hanging on and everyone was snorting cocaine and shooting smack. shit, even brian setzer of the stray cats was a junkie. of course, the late seventies had punk rock and new wave. new wave wasn't as dark but contained the seeds of emo. the early seventies had the sensitive songwriter schlock, people like henry gross, bo donaldson and the heywards, and all the shaun cassidy ripoffs. i'm not even gonna elaborate on the sixties as that was pretty much before my time. for the record, Scooterjay dislikes emo music and culture very, very thouroughly!

well atleast the grunge's didnt look like fags. grunges reminded me of modern day hippie.

[Euphoric]

nice try being an emo

[thcbongman]

the funny thing about emo is that folks think that crap just came along. prior to emo you had grunge.......nirvana's teen angst if you will. before that, post modern ruled the sissy whinyboy with makeup scene in the mid to late eighties. think Robert Smith of the Cure. the early eighties had the last bastions of punk rock hanging on and everyone was snorting cocaine and shooting smack. shit, even brian setzer of the stray cats was a junkie. of course, the late seventies had punk rock and new wave. new wave wasn't as dark but contained the seeds of emo. the early seventies had the sensitive songwriter schlock, people like henry gross, bo donaldson and the heywards, and all the shaun cassidy ripoffs. i'm not even gonna elaborate on the sixties as that was pretty much before my time. for the record, Scooterjay dislikes emo music and culture very, very thouroughly!

I'm convinced it's the Weezer blue album that inspired the whole emo genre. Kinda like the velvet underground is argued they are a the grandfathers of punk.

[bedake]

I'm convinced it's the Weezer blue album that inspired the whole emo genre. Kinda like the velvet underground is argued they are a the grandfathers of punk.


no way dude weezer blue album did not start the emo scene.... im not sure what did but it deffinetly wasnt weezer's album, they may have taken alot of rivers cuomos appearance as their own but i dont think that album did it.... not sure what did

[thcbongman]

no way dude weezer blue album did not start the emo scene.... im not sure what did but it deffinetly wasnt weezer's album, they may have taken alot of rivers cuomos appearance as their own but i dont think that album did it.... not sure what did

If you were over 11 in 1995 and you didn't have the Blue Album, you were lost. I'm sure there was more than 1 influence like every genre, but that album was one of them.

[bedake]

If you were over 11 in 1995 and you didn't have the Blue Album, you were lost. I'm sure there was more than 1 influence like every genre, but that album was one of them.


i suppose it could be one but i refuse to allow weezer to be the sole creator of something so lame, so horrible, so evil, so vile! as emo

[thcbongman]

i suppose it could be one but i refuse to allow weezer to be the sole creator of something so lame, so horrible, so evil, so vile! as emo

Yea, most Weezer fans are adamently opposed to the suggestion. You are not the first!

[scooterjay]

ya know, ol' kurt cobain had pretty blue eyes. one blew this way, the other one thattaway.

[Reefer Rogue]

[click here] (http://www.sykospark.net/emo/appearance.html) for "emo kit" directions.

So out of pure boredom earlier today, I followed the directions as best as I could and this is what I got.

How fucking terrible is that?


Someone else try and take some pics of the result :)

Nice effort.

[420purplehaze420]

theres a couple emo kids at my school im friends with some of them but there real emos not the fake ones that site is trying to generate

may i ask y all of you depise emos? i have my reasons and im not on the emos side or am i emo i just want to know why u all bad mouth them so much seems like a lot of uneducated dribble to me.

the same arguments could be made about any group of people like how about white people there all like "unnn i had a crappy day today" well lets see one of them survive a day over in trinidad they would be kidnapped in a second and held for randsom money now thats a bad day

just remember there people who dont like you or your types either. your not gaining anything by talking about how dumb they are just live your life how u want to and they will do the same

[bedake]

theres a couple emo kids at my school im friends with some of them but there real emos not the fake ones that site is trying to generate

may i ask y all of you depise emos? i have my reasons and im not on the emos side or am i emo i just want to know why u all bad mouth them so much seems like a lot of uneducated dribble to me.

the same arguments could be made about any group of people like how about white people there all like "unnn i had a crappy day today" well lets see one of them survive a day over in trinidad they would be kidnapped in a second and held for randsom money now thats a bad day

just remember there people who dont like you or your types either. your not gaining anything by talking about how dumb they are just live your life how u want to and they will do the same



tell us, what is a "real" emo

[Nochowderforyou]

Emo for girls I found:
http://www.dobi.nu/emo/girls.htm

Emo for boys:
http://www.dobi.nu/emo/boys.htm

Funny stuff!

EDIT: Okay, the boys picture doesn't work, just click the links.

[Maui Wowie]

iLaughed at emo.

[420purplehaze420]

tell us, what is a "real" emo
i was under the impression emo is like the same thing as gothic,people who actually believe in that type of shit they dont just dress that way

i figured it was short for emotions er somthin

damn you do a lot of hating, i read another thread with a video on how to become emo er somthin and you were all over it with emo hating comments aswell

[Maui Wowie]

Instead of critisizing others opinions over how emo's are whiny little kids, accept it.

[king kong bong]

queermo