funniest day of my life

[HazeItUp]

ok well yesterday(sunday) i went to my friends house to pick up my half ounce, thats when the fun started lol. he said the guy just got home and its fresh from his trees too. so we go to the kids house and pick up the weed, man was this shit packed. he actually gave me 16.5 ounces instead of 14 because he was two days late getting it. so anyways we forgot our bowl's and we had nothing to smoke out of. we find ourselves picking up frikin tin foil and an old pencil and making this cheap ass bowl lol. so i spark this shit up, it was very sweet, better than most weed i have. we each take about 3-4 hits and we throw out the bowl and just sit down outside in these random woods for a few minutes. we finally decide to get some pizza down the street. well down the street happens to be 2 miles down the street lol. so we start walking and all the sudden i feel this sensation in my head like normal. it was so intense i seriously thought i was on an acid trip. so we keep walking and my friend picks up this stick and starts wacking me with it, it hurt but for some reason every time he hit me i would find myself on the ground laughing for like 3 minutes almost pissing my pants. i finnaly get up were at the pizza place. by then i can barely talk, i litterally couldnt remember the last two words i say. i went to order the pizza and this is basically what i said: "um, um, ill take the um, um, gimme a small, um, gimme a small um, pizza" and i shit you not the people their thought i was retarted lol. i finally get the brains to say: "gimme a chess pizza to stay". we each have three slices and we had one each on the go. well the pizza sucked so we found ourselves throwing the pizza we had left on some dudes car and getting chased up this hill. on the top of the hill was like a chillout thingy with chairs and a fire pit, some beer bottles and some chaving cream. we took the beer bottles and chucked them down the hill into the parkinglot and they all shattered lol. by then the high was starting to wear off and we walked home. the guy said the weed he gave me was "good dro" but it was better than the 4 grams of purple haze i had. im not joking i rlly dont think im gonna get weed better than this ever again.... this was the most fun i have ever had toking before.

[ibreakthings]

awesome man..... sounds like a fun day to me

[s2headhunter]

yea man congrats ...sounds sweet ...repost after you smoke a few outta a good bowl or bong or vap lol...sounds sweet man sweet sweet sweet

[HazeItUp]

well that same night i happened to love the weed i got so much i smoked again before i slept and i was watching the 40 year old virgin, im gonna smoke again tonight lol before i go to bed, its so relaxing. im gonna only take a few hits out of an apple, see how that goes hehe. i got so much but im gonna sell most of it and get a half ounce of haze for 150. one of my friends said he could hook me up with some of his best shit.

[rab]

What is it with a stick! A Zen thing? We were in some woods goofing around and my friend picked up a stick and for some reason made a real slow dramatic turn towards me with the stick, and I stood transfixed watching the tip of the stick as it approached slowly, and after 100 years it touched my arm and we exploded laughing, the most we ever laughed and you know what I mean so I wont even describe it.

Now, 20 years later either one of us can pick up a stick and turn like that, and we wig freaking out. Not even high or anything.

A close second was at night, really dark, walking through a field of Queen Anns Lace (or some such plant with flat white flowers on tall stalks) and we couldn't see the stalks or each other or anything, just these flowers floating waist high. We got laugh cramps so bad we had to walk our bikes home.

[rab]

Its cool how your minds have this phychic rapport when you're high with a close friend.

We have this method of night canoeing, put our bikes in the car and boat on top. We chain the bikes to a tree near the river, and drive upstream with the boat. Then we canoe down to the bikes, bike back to the car, then drive down for the boat. That way we get a night canoe and a night ride. Usually we do shrooms.

One night we were just coming down to where we thought the bikes were stashed. Finding them in strange woods at night is part of the fun! We were peering through the trees and my friend just said, "Clink clink."

Well, we busted up big time and almost dumped the boat. Tears were running down and we kept sobbing for about ten minutes. He kept trying to talk and couldn't say three words without cracking up. Then one of us would say, "Clink, clink" and it would start up again. We ended up waay past the bikes.

Finally when we could talk, he said, "What did you think I meant?"

I told him, "Well, you thought it would be funny if someone was stealing our bikes, and we heard the chain clinking."

He stopped laughing and went dead serious, "Ohmygod, how did you know that? Thats exactly what I meant!"

To this day, either one of us can say "clink clink" and we break up. (same friend as the stick incident.) I did this to him at an art show that he had recently and he almost killed me later for embarassing him in front of clients.

[Great Blue Heron]

Yeah man

Night canoe/bike rides
Sound
Way cool