Dumb things you did while you were a noob

[Up In Smoke 420]

What are some of the dumbest things you have said or done while being a noob to weed. Some of mine are I called my friend and asked for 'dang' he was like wtf and I said 'get me some dang plz?' then he was like 'you mean dank?' and I said 'yeah!'

Or this one time when I first smoked I brought a smoking shirt and put it over my shirt smoked a pen hitter or 2 and chucked the shirt in the creek. Then I went home brushed my teeth took a shower and changed clothes, because I thought I reeked of weed.

Alright share some of your times...

[Awill3449]

I got arrested with some beer when I was 15 and and like a retard had my pipe and two grams (separately bagged, of course) on me. Luckily, they didn't find the weed, too. It would have been: minor in possesion, marijuana w/ intent to distribute, and paraphinalia

[420ultimatesmokage]

i once walked like a mile away from my house to smoke. i thought schwag was just another codeword for weed. i've waited like an hour outside my house quite a few times because i thought i smelled.

[Nightfox]

uh dumb things eh? well i had an arguement with my school principle, like i was just lipping him off so much and he was getting so frustrated and annoyed, while really baked, had a pipe in my binder, and an 1/8 in my sock, and two cops were outside the door, waiting to talk to the principle, but other than that nothing really haha.

[GratefulDead4ever]

my first experience was when this girl told me about skunk weed i went to smell it and said it smell like a clean skunk and i was expecting it to smell like a skunk exactly

[GanjaBob]

well the first time i smoked i was afraid i stank and really paranoid and really baked so i rode my bike around for 2 hours 'airing out' because i thought i would smell.

[yoda]

if i coughed really bad after hitting it, i would just finish my session with whoever. i would quit after like the 2nd bowl sometime.

[MystikTK]

Nothing really spectacular. I once scraped the side of my friends car after giving into peer pressure and agreeing to drive stoned. I also, in a desperate need for acceptance, let a couple of my buddys drive my car (or should I say my parents car ;) ) after we all got high as I was too afraid to drive while stoned.

The only other thing I can remember is one of the first time I got chonged, after coming downstairs from hotboxing my buddy's sun room, I started having an argument with myself. Needless to say, I won.

[s2headhunter]

to tell you the truth..i was a very informed noob lol because i hung out with people that did for 2 years and all they would talk about was pot and shit so i new practically eevrything....but ive made a few bad deals in my day..

[Esoteric416]

One of the first times I got high I was in the basement of my brothers house(I was renting the basement from him) and he said something about the closet in my room not opening from the inside. I said thats stupid of course it opens from the inside. I stalked into the closet, shut the door and since my brother was right I effectively locked myself inside.
He wouldn't let me out till I stopped laughing.

[Faultydesign]

the first time I smoked....I smoked out of a bowl....like an actual bowl.

[Professor Dan K.]

This one time I smoked 2 bowls of the nicest dank I've ever owned (this being like 4 months after I started smoking), and then I met up with some other friends and we smoked like 3 more bowls. I was blazed after the first 2 bowls so i was insanely high after the next 3. So were walking and they want to get something to eat and 1: I didnt have any money so I couldnt buy anything and 2: I just wanted to go home. So i walk the rest of the way home which is about a mile or two.

I walk in, go straight to my room, figure I'll get on my computer and play some games or something, but the monitor starts going sideways and looking trippy so fuck that. I start to play X-box and I'm playing grand theft auto, and i fall over and go to sleep (its like 7 pm lol)

So my parents wake me up 2 hours later and ask me if i have homework, i say no and go back to sleep. My mom walks in and asks who I was with and what i was drinking, so i start flipping out and just deny everything.

Like a fucking moron i ask to stay home from school the next morning and that only proves i have a hangover to my mom, even though i dont. Ohh well id rather her think i was drunk than stoned lol.

[Up In Smoke 420]

haha oh yeah this was the first time I got high and I was smoking out of a bong and my friend was like aight stop hitting it and I keept going and the bong turned like dark yellow and I took it all In (I've never smoked anything before just weed onec or twice and so I cleared the whole thing and was on my ass the whole night, it was the first time I got high. I might have been coughing for like 10 mintutes stright.

Also I thought when my friend was talking he said something like 'yeah and the kid got caught and he had a bowl in his locker' and I said 'so it's a fucking bowl' and he said a bowl like a pipe not a bowl for eating.

[toker22]

first time i smoked i didn't really get high. second time i really wanted to so i just kept taking hits from a bowl, must've been about like 10 hits so far and i still wasn't sure if i was stoned, little did i know i was high as fuck, but i had never experienced before and couldn't quite figure out if i was feeling anything, i was also a bit drunk, but so these kids i was smoking w/ new i hadn't been high beore so they kept just passing the pipe back to me and i was too stoned to realize it wasn't even going around the circle, once i finally realized it after a few more hits i got really paranoid and tried to pretend to take a hit, but they could totally tell. finally, i just got up and ran off the trampoline we were all smoking on and went and sat inside

[Mr Greenthumb]

hmm... Well back in the day when i first started smokin i didn't know about the mechanics of a commen glass pipe. You see, i didn't realize then when i was sucking in the smoke i was also sucking the flame of the lighter down into the weed. So i could never light the bowl myself because i thought it was some lighter trick. It got to the point where all my buddie's would just hold the flame over the bowl and tell me to suck like it was a normal thing. Needless to say, i figured it out a while ago.

Also i learned how to use the choke.

I don't know if you'd call this stupid but before i really knew my weed i bought two grams. The first dope i ever bought. One day i decided to go to lunch at the highschool (i was kicked out at the time) and on the way i decided i should smoke some of that weed. Well, i didn't bust it up and i jammed it all into the bowl i had made from a CO'2 tank. I smoked two grams in one bowl standing between two cars for wind coverage in the open.

I couldn't figure out why i got so damn high until recently when i thought about it.

[Its a Plant]

dumbass things I would do in my early days was mostly just leaving my paraphenelia laying around. My mom found my lighters a couple times, and also my cig hitter.

Shit, I still do that..I cant seem to get everything I guess.

[tylerdurden6]

my third time smoking i wanted a more intense experience so i smoked a quarter gram myself rolled into a j (thats a lot for me even now). In a matter of minutes i was having an out-of-body experience

[Vismund Cygnus]

i used to smoke out of cans. that was pretty much the dumbest thing i did when i began smoking.

[Jeff Spicoli]

.25g gives you out of body experiences?
lucky bastard..

[WeekenD TokeR]

The second time I ever got stoned, my friend was all like "Dude! Let's just make a bong out of some old Pepsi bottle!". I don't think I'll ever live it down, but I actually asked "What's a bong?". Then when we were high, I said "I still don't understand how the fuck a bong works, but I like it!".

Arguably 2 of the stupidest things I've ever said.

[tylerdurden6]

.25g gives you out of body experiences?
lucky bastard..thats what my friends tell me. Now when i wanna get real high i smoke an eighth of a gram at most

[420ultimatesmokage]

this thread is funny :rasta: , im going to add aluminum foil pipes on my list

[MullManiac]

this thread is funny :rasta: , im going to add aluminum foil pipes on my list
Everyones done that :p.
One of the first times i smoked out of a bong i didnt now about the carb so i was sitting there breathing in as hard as possible and nothing was happening and all my buddies were stoned as fuck so wernt intrested, took me like 5 min's to work out i had to put a finger over it :p .

[photosynthesis]

my mom came in a night before when i was making a bong and it was just the bottle and a marker in it so far. i told her it was a crazy spitball gun i was making and i just ripped it apart and threw it away before she could examine it.

i also stole a joint roller back in the day and when i came home it fell out my pocket and i tried to tell my dad it was some metal wallet i found on the street, he just went out back and hammered it shut and gave it back saying "try to roll a doobie now with it" i thought it was funny

[pixel]

I got arrested with some beer when I was 15 and and like a retard had my pipe and two grams (separately bagged, of course) on me. Luckily, they didn't find the weed, too. It would have been: minor in possesion, marijuana w/ intent to distribute, and paraphinalia


there is no way you would get intent to distribute with 2 grams... unless the cop is a fuckng nazi maybe..

[imagoober]

well i have a story were i was looked at like an idiot! i had been smoking for about a year, but not very good shit i often could only get ahold of schwag, but i still knew alot about weed, slangs etc. well one night a neighbor from down the street that i had went to school with was walking around the block late at night and he saw me out side smoking so i offered him some since i know he smoke so were talking and shit and he decides to go home and come right back so im like ok, well he comes back with some of his dank, well i had schwag so im like fuck yeah what is this and he said chronic and i was like fuck yeah that the shit i have the chronic here to and he looked at me like i was the stupidest noob ever but he was using it as a slang for good shit and i really had the chronic from serious seeds that had been grown outdoors and was junk! well i didnt figure it out till later and i still have seen him in like 2 years and it still bothers me i feel retarted when i think about it!

[JK1]

I walked far away from my home because I was having some paranoys..
Heh, sometimes I'm trying to teach some guy who's like everyday smoker. :D

[scooterjay]

when i was a newbie (1983) me and my college roomie were listening to Dio "holy diver" album and we had a two hour discussion on abstract hypothesis and formulated two theories.....Photoflash sex synthesis and the Reverse Cycle Phenomenon. Photoflash sex synthesis states that at first glance of a woman, any woman, you have already undressed her and had sex with her in your mind. this is what controls your urge to meet a girl. the Reverse Cycle Phenomenon is only a name to me now....i cannot remember what it meant! we were so awed by these concepts that we wrote them down on the inner sleeve of the record album to save the thoughts for all time. frigging idiots!!
i also got caught jerking off in the hall bathroom on our floor. i was so high i got a boner out of nowhere so i went to the john to get rid of it. i thought i was being quiet but when i was done there were five guys off the hall giving me a round of applause. i nearly died of embarrasment!

[daima]

I got really stoned and horny and i started eyeing my cat. I thought, how different could it be? i get my stitches out next week. Not different at all. lol

dai*ma :D

[ibreakthings]

Well one time, it wasnt because i was stupid it was because my lungs were weak after sports conditioning but I coughed into the bowl.... it wasnt that much weed but it took forever to repack the bowl.

ANother time, not when i was a noob, i got so high and drunk that i made out with my friends dog for like 20 min until they told me i was making out with a dog. I still get made fun of for that.

[SensiRide]

I couldn't get the hang of rolling joints when I first started smoking (about 14) so I used to staple them together just so I could get a few hits. It was so frustrating, I couldnt master the whole roll then stick part.
Im ok now though thank god :)

[supersonicchronic]

Not getting a glass piece sooner, all those years of home-made pipes, and aluminum cans for no fuckin reason.

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

ha, that staple shit made me crack up

[SensiRide]

ha, that staple shit made me crack up

There is worse, but I'm not going into it. I mean there is being dumb, then there is bring a total retard lol
But yeah, the staple thing wasnt good, imagine passing that joint round your friends?!

[slipknotpsycho]

suprisingly, i don't think i really have any... since even if i'm high i'm really shy and quiet and don't get up and do stupid shit, i haven't really had the chance to do anything stupid...
although there was this one time i had a few grams on me, and a cop flashed it's lights so i tried to eat the shit bag and all and i couldn't (i dunno why i just "couldn't" i guess i was freaking out to bad to think of chewing it first) and when that didn't work, i spit it onto the floorboard and started like smashing it with my foot (on accident, i was actually trying to kick it up under the seat, but it wouldn't move it just grinded under my foot) =/ i went to jail that night... because i didn't know any better i let this dude go get some weed for me and him, 3 hours later he finally came back with like a small ass joint (for 10 bucks) of some shitty ass weed... in one of my old friends words "that's like 3 seeds and a stem"

[Pius]

ok, my first time smoking weed and getting high kicked ass, we drove around in my cousin's candy apple red 87 firebird with t-roofs and puffed like 3 party bowls(big bowls) between 3 of us, took the t-roofs off and were driving around standing out the t-roofs, then when the weed hit me i got the giggles and we went to play pool....man that was intense, what more could a n00b stoner ask for than a bunch of colored balls bouncing around on a fuzzy green table, man did i laugh my ass off...ya it was pretty dumb, but damn!

[Dylmts]

I've done some dumb stuff back in the day. Mostly just being insanely high and pissing everybody off. And also the classic noob coughing fits after my first turbo! These days, everything is a bit more calm. I think my proudest achievement is being able to make a bong in under a minute!

[soxsuk6432]

I did't do many dumbas things except give a guy 10 bucks before hand and he came back with bag of seeds and told me to smoke them.

Me and a kid were talking and one of my dumbass friends was listening and he said "so how do we smoke out of a bowl?" and he thought we meant a desert bowl. It was real funny

[Nochowderforyou]

When I first tried to get high, I took all of my dads old stems from the 70's and smoked them in a bowl, using matches. It tasted of sulpher and didn't get me high

Also, when I first started rolling, I sucked ass, so the first roll was shitty, but to cover up my shitty rolling job, I rolled it again. I rolled them up using 2 layers of papers :p It was all paper smoke and hardley weed :p

[ninetyfourhours]

Alright i think it was my 3rd time smoking and after we smoked we went to burger king to eat. First i ordered a large double bacon cheeseburger witha sprite and i was sitting there waiting for those people to finish making my food. Finally when it was done the lady gave me two trays with the same thing on it and it took me like a good minute to find out that one tray was mine and the other was a friend that got the same thing. I spent the next 10 minutes laughing at myself.

3rd time definetly hits you the hardest.

[BackInNam88]

haha.. the lady looked at u like u were retarded..

"wait.. a double means i get two?"

[420ultimatesmokage]

i once tried to roll a joint with computer paper lol

[HighBuddy]

once i accidentally swallowed a bunch of smoke and ended up burping it all out in a wendy's...

[d00d989]

me and my friend used to drive like 20 miles out of town, then up dirt roads, then we would get out of the car, and walk like 1/2 a mile to safely smoke.

lmao

[vengeance]

things i did when i was a noob? im a noob now :(

[endo..jay]

prob just smoking and trying to order food at micky D's alwyas seem to have a communication error there...course im not a noob and that still happens i just end up driving to the window

[Smokes]

You guys have gotta hear this one.... ok so it was my first time and i had a nice sized bud of purple haze... me n a buddy went to the top of my garage and smoke 4 bowls out of a aluminum foil pipe.. afterwards we decided to ride our bikes up to his house. I live on a kinda busy street and he rode straight down my driveway without stoping and right into the street. A fuckin neon slams the brakes and nails his ass..HAHA it was some funny shit. the whole time I was yelling for him to stop. The guy got out of the car and was all freaked out and shit.. my buddy was like im fine im fine. so we rode up to his house and his rim on the bike was bent to hell...... OH funny times

[Up In Smoke 420]

hahahah my friend smoked computer paper wrapped up and taped together with nothing inside a couple years ago.

[JerryGarcia]

Once I was with my friend and we decided to stop halfway through a bowl, so he poured water on it. Dumbass.

[Big Blunt Boy]

I got so baked i forgot to wear a condom, now i've got a kid :(

[jay42]

probably just coughing into a pipe and blowing out a couple nugs. It wasn't too bad though because it was my bud.

[esweetie2269]

The first time I got high, i was at a party wit friends, i took sum hits of some flame ass shit and i laughed at everything...I was all spacy and twitchy...One of my friends said her hampster died and i just started laughing...I couldnt help it...it sounded soo funny, then i thought the doorbell rang so i went to the door to answer it...and this pizza guy came to deliver the pizza and my friend told me to get it..Well i opened the door took the pizza, shut the door and walked back..the pizza guy started banging on the door and yellin, coz i forgot to pay him...so he came in a smoked wit us...I couldnt stop laughin..Afterwards i got the munchies real bad and i went upstairs and had sum alphabet cereal, and was spelling out words and shit..It was soo cool. My mom had no clue.

[hemmo]

Can't beat agood can pipe when times r hard! :D



i used to smoke out of cans. that was pretty much the dumbest thing i did when i began smoking.

[Smokin EnDo]

My best moments were when i was in 5th grade and i thought weed was weeds, like the stuff that grows on the side of a creek. I rolled a 11x8.5 loose leaf piece of paper with like footlong rivergrass and lite it up with 3 friends i fell on my ass it was so harsh lol.

[Up In Smoke 420]

My best moments were when i was in 5th grade and i thought weed was weeds, like the stuff that grows on the side of a creek. I rolled a 11x8.5 loose leaf piece of paper with like footlong rivergrass and lite it up with 3 friends i fell on my ass it was so harsh lol.

hahah ... of one the funniest yet.

[noob8]

the first time me and my freind smoked weed we each got an eighth of some decient shit and i way overpaid i now realize but i got a bowl too so wateva, but we had little fold up chairs and brought them back to his woods in the middle of winter. we got to our spot we picked to smoke safely (haha) so we pulled out our weed and packed a TIGHT ass bowl.... after our 3rd bowl (you have to understand that i thought you had to smoke all of the weed you get to get high) i started to get paranoid and thought i had frostbite so somehow i managed to get some dry sticks and branches and eventually started a fire.. after that we felt alot safer and sat there for like an hour doing nothing then im like "im hungry and the fire is going to go out and we are going to die" so he said the only way we could go back now is if we left the weed in the woods cause his mom would check us.. so im like fuck that!! and i came up with the brilliant plan to smoke ALL OF OUR WEED. after wat seemed like 23423423 bowls things started to turn 2d like a cartoon and i started freeking out saying we need to get back to the house now!! so we finished up and took our journey back to the house and walked in... right about now i was so high i thought i could totaly act normal... so we open his door and his mom is like "is it cold outside?" and i just said " i cant feel me" and had the hardest geeking session of my intire life right infront of his mom

sorry that was so long

[jessem98]

i was @ a party when i was like 16 and the people hosting did a roundup of everyone who wanted to smoke, so we all headed into the bathroom. This girl was a good friend of mine @ the time and she told me to start the joint off, so what do i do? i burn off the filter instead of the excess paper on the tip.

... not my proudest moment, haha

[Bhaze420]

hahaha these stories r nothign do u wanna here my baby..aight..so im wiht my brother ok he pulls out a bong right so he hands it to me after he packs it and hits it right so im like shit i have no idea wtf to do and btw im drunk.. so he gives it to me i light it and get all the smoke in the bong and then i fucking chugged down the bong water.....ooo believe it.. almost fuckin died that night and iw as in 7th grade so get of my ass

[BlazeBoy]

The second time i got high i used a bong I made out of a powerade bottle and some tin foil. I went out to a dry river like a mile from home with a friend and He had like an ounce. We just kept hitting and i didnt realize i was getting high but we ended up smoking almost all of it. and I was pissed because I thought i wasnt getting high. Then i stood up. I felt like i just got like insta-blazed. We started walking and i thought we were like halfway. Then i looked back and had only walked like 15 feet! haha I went home and my mom was all like. "Hey are you feelin okay?" cuz i guess i was walking very slowly and kinda wobblin.

[scream]

I had a friend with a plant when I started smoking and he gave me a big bag of sugar leaf. I didn't know how to roll or have a pipe, but I had a paper cone from a candy cane making kit. I just filled it up and smoked down on it.
Most painful thing I've ever done when smoking

[Markass]

pop cans..back before I knew how the fuck to get a pipe and roll and joint

[rebgirl420]

I seriosuly called resin residue when I started smoking haha

[~ Kuroi ~]

Hm... i don't consider myself experienced, but i don't consider myself a newbie... anyways:
My sister was a HUGE pothead, and when i was in third grade, i found her stash... probably about 5-7 ounces. I thought she smoked all of that in one sitting. So... when i first smoked (13), i heard weed was expensive. I brought all my money (200 bucks) and asked for whatever he could get.
I smoked the first half ounce (i'm guessing, it took us about 30 minutes and a lot of coughing) with my friend, and then said "We have a long way to go to get high!"

Yeah. Not one of my proudest moments.

~ Kuroi ~

[halo]

The first time i got high i was 15 and my friend was over. We smoked a few cigarettes and threw them in the toilet. Then we got really really high. We finished my birthday cake. And forgot to flush the toilet. My dad had to use that bathroom in the morning and he found them. Needless to say my parents were pretty upset. And i felt bad too.

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

i forgot i was drinking water one time at mcdonalds and let it fall on to my lap, then later i felt my wet pants and had to ask my friend if i pissed myself. he laughed his ass off while i was freaking out

[budha420]

when i first started smoking i smoked like eight bowls and didnt get high until i noticed i had to put my finger over the carb

by the way..this thread is pretty funny

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

"why are you laughing? CUZ YOUR LAUGHIN!!!!" yaa... not that stupid but fun shit

these arent me but one friend is in michigan and the other doesnt smoke/have a membership here

my friend whos in michigan right now and i were at a concert and we were buyin weed and we had $5 each and the guys like alright ill give you a dime (WAY more than a dime btw) and my friends like, so how much is that? we both just looked at him for a lil bit and im like 10 bucks.. (hes wasnt even a newbie so idk)

once me and my above friend were smokin and my other friend watched and we smoked like an 8th really fast and we got real baked and we were laughin at stupid ass shit and my friends like why u laughin and we said we were stoned and hes like you didnt even smoke enough

[darrouken]

When I was i n00b I left my herb on my bed and I forgot it was there.. and my Dad saw it.

That was so bad my dad got so angry he was saying that it'll make me result to robbing people and he was trying to make me tell him who my dealer was.

Did he want me to be killed?!

[Fugitive]

the dumbest shit i did was probably just walking past these two guys smoking some serious homegrown shit, which I wasn't used to and nearly fainting :D then not shaking his hand because I was paranoid and he kept talking about shaking peoples hands and no one would:wtf: then it would have to be smoking a blunt in my room and not expecting it to smell the next day because the small ass window was open.... opening my closet at night and my neighbours seeing the plants in the reflection in the window ( they laughed)


Dumbest thing my stupid friend did was getting all these whiteys :D loads and puking :wtf: this one time we were outside and just as he's about to get one of his stupid whiteys I think 8 girls were walking by so we had to run :D lol across a park and him throwing up while running :( and all we could hear was the girls laughing and saying ' he's throwing up ' :(:D

[SingingSkittles]

:stoned:

Lol, Like my first time gettin' blown, and you all know that you can't really tell when you're high the 1st time ya know?
Well anyways, the first time I got blown I was at one of my friend's houses.. (being my half-cousin) and my best friend too. After about... 3-4 bowls? I laid on his bed and said, "Jeff (Cousin) is it normal that when you smoke weed that it feels like you have testicles your mouth?" It was hilarious.

Then like the second time I got high we used a bong with some Mountain Dew, it was kick-ass, but anyway, I got blazed like all hell and the first thing I did was laugh during my hit on it and fuckin' blew the Dew out the carb.

Then the next morning we had a bowl like.. first thing and I did a fuckin' power-hit and I cashed it all in my mouth.

Lmao, I even had my cousin walk me through how to hit it right and show me the best types of weed on here.

[horror business]

lol, these are great. When I first started, I was always paranoid that it would be laced, since I never had my own dealer back then, I'd just give my experienced friends money and have them get it for me. I'd ALWAYS be like "It's not laced is it?" whenever they'd give it to me, and they'd start to get annoyed, because it never ended up being laced, lol.

[YouAintKnow]

the first time I smoked....I smoked out of a bowl....like an actual bowl.

hahaha I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
No offense, trust me, I've done some dumb things.

[JimmyBoy20]

I'm still somewhat of a noob because I started smoking only like a couple months ago. But my noob actions consist of me buying shit weed for crazy amounts of money and getting my ass ripped off to the extreme.

[YouAintKnow]

I think the funniest thing that has ever happened was a few weeks ago. I was at this party and me and my friend went outside to light up....some sophmore came up to us and was like asked if he could join. And we were like w/e, so he takes it and asked, "Yea...so how do I smoke it?" I was blazed at that point, I think was laughing for like 30 minutes.

[Bong ripper420]

i knew nothing about weed when i 1st smoked. i smoked alone. i smoke a whole nug in paper from a book and worse was i did it inside. i was dumb as hell

[JointNo1]

i remember i use to be so paranoid, i mean on my walk home i would fucking grab hell of leaves from bushes and shit and just rub them on my clothes to cover up the weed smell to smell like outside.

[cavmanfotwent]

i never like smoked out of anything stupid, but i would always forget about the carb, i first didnt know how to hit a bong and i didnt pull just lit the weed and chilled..thats all i cant hink of

[Mr Pink]

When I got my very first deal I was expecting mong bar but the guy gave me bud. I got home, opened it and started trying to light and crumble bud because I was sure it was hash :P wasted about half of my weed :S

[WidespreadJazz420]

i once got really stoned and went to this party and after a while i decided to leave, i didnt drive because i got a ride with a buddy, so i decided to try and find my way home by walking, not a great i dead i ended up walking in about the mile long circle 3 times past the house i just left, i left the party at 1130 and got home at 145, i love grass

[boston686]

first time i got high
liek i had smoked outta sum tin-foil bowls but i wasnt too high
but the 3rd time we hadda glass piece and i dint kno wtf a carb was i was liek wtf i hit it with that carb and i got high as hell
ii rember chillin on my freinds couch and laughin at him and he threw some lil ass liek action figure thing at me
and i was liek wtf did u juss throw somethin at me?
and then we argued for a while cause he forgot he threw it at me

[ryanses]

The first time i smoked weed was with my friend Josh. He came up to me after school and asked me if i wanted to blaze and I said yes. Me, Josh, and my friend Kurtis all went to my house and hotboxed my room.. We had about 3 bowls (but Kurtis left halfway through the 1st bowl) and I wasn't feeling anything.. We went in my kitchen and got something to eat. I asked josh if he was high and he said yes (hed been smoking for a while tho) and i said "i dont know if i am or not" then he recited this sketch from the dave chepelle show... i think it was "show me them titties bitch!!" and i started laughing uncontrollably... i was so fucking stoned.. then him and my friend reece kept telling me the phone was ringing, and i thought it was, but when id go to answer it, no one came on haha

[Sir Bliss]

I think the noobish thing I ever did when I first started smoking was almost light the bong, but the bowl was facing towards me...aka: opposite of the way it is suppose to be.

And the concept of using a carb was kinda confusing at first haha

[boston686]

my freind wasnt a noob but he hadda bong with hoses leading to the second chamber and he took out one of the hoses and put it in his mouth and sucked on it and drank some of the bongwater everyone bugged out and laughed for a while

[Blitzed]

Trying to clear out stale smoke in a bong i blew through the top not through the slid, water went everywhere and I ruined the bowl.:(

[zane929]

i tried to hit a pipe backwards, i put the bowl in front of my mouth instead of the mouthpiece and tried to light it. almost set my eyebrows on fire before i realized wtf i was doing. made for some good laughs.

[Adrenaline Rush]

I remeber one of my rookie moves as a stoner long ago is when I tried rinsing my freinds bong and completed forgot or didn't realize the bud was still packed in the (stem) bowl, which was still attached to the base of bong.....waste of weed as water came running through the (stem) bowl

[ryanses]

I forgot, the first time i smoked, i peed in the bathroom trash can not even think ing about it

[boston686]

man today were ridin home rite and this chick goes to put in the clear eyes cause she gotta go back to work
nd she did one eye and put the lid bak on the clear eyes and couldnt figure out why it wasnt goin in her other eye
we all laughed for a while

[Arnold Layne]

I cant think of anything I have done (probably done some really noob stuff) but one time my friend who was not even baked tried to butter his waffles after putting syrup on them. It was a disaster

[BlueBerry Nug]

just saying stupid stuff that i cant remember. O wait this was way back then 3 years ago when i first started my buddy had a van and him his 2 brothers and me and another bud would go in their when his parents were asleep and just hot box the hell out of it i swear to god we got it to where u wouldent see more then mabey 2 feet it was insane but yea one time i got sooo stoned i was falling asleep between my hits. Second stuipid thing (i learned a very valuable lesson here) was we were smokin at the same guys home minus 1 and were outside this time and everyone got 2 green hits and i dident so i said aww come on guys i need my 2en greens make it even we all had 2 green hits so my friend is saying no no were soo high come on but he gave in and he and another bud left so now its me and my friend getting ready to smoke packing the bowl when out of the cornor of my eye i see his mom stading 40 feet away staring right at me it was the worst feeling i ever felt it seemed like i melted into a puddle and well lets just say she wasent very fond of what we were doing. That taught me a very important lesson in life dont be greedy bad shit happens when ur greedy.

[thoughtwriter]

dumbest thing.....well, as a teen, some friends and I were driving (stupid) while high .....we were jamming the radio really loud and i started to trip on the music.....there was this tiny sound i kept analyzing......my friend were giving me a hard time saying "yeaaahhhh, we hear it". I still don't know if they really did or if they were just fucking with me.......

[EviLRivaL]

I swear the first time i dun it, My left (or right) shoe had a special magnet that was attracted to the edge of the curb (need i say more?)

The next time i just layed down for 3 hours whilt doin it :thumbsup:

[EmericanStoner420]

the first time i smoked weed, me and a friend bought it from a kid we skated with and we only got like enough for a j and so we went into my friends house and we got computer paper and rolled it up and then we didnt knwo how to keep it together so we put some eletric tape around it, hahahaha we even smoked the eletric tape which from what i remember tasted like hell

then the first time i actually got high i was at a friends house ironically alos with the friend from the above story and we smoked a bunch of weed with his dad then we heard a knock at the door so we went into the bathroom and the whole time i was just thinkin what the fuck is goin on right now and i couldnt remember why the hell we went int te he bathroom then my friends dad came in and said that was the cops and shit and that soembody reported loud music being played form the apartment, after that heart attack we bought another bag and smoked it, not really a stupid noob thing but its a story

[cannabis=freedom]

Hitting a bong, I placed my thumb over the flame rather than the choke hole. Held it for about a minute, too.

Man, that hurt.

[xTorches]

well the dumbest thing i have ever done is coughed into a bowl or dump it out before its finished. I have a friend though who ahs been smoking for years and he fucks up the rotation so badly its not even funny. He like wont pass it or hell take lke 3-5 hits instead of 2. People screw him over badly and he constantly talks about how high he is even when hell share a joint with another person and thats all hes smoked.

[xTorches]

I got so baked i forgot to wear a condom, now i've got a kid :(

ahahahahahah

[WeedyBoyWonder]

Used puddle water for a bong. heh, thats just one of tings I think of insantly.

[Kottonmouth Prince]

it was my first time smoking and i had never been around it or seen it done and we were smoking a pipe and i put my mouth on the carb i felt like a dumb ass

[goonin out]

i smoked on the front porch and my mom came home early from work

the cat dragged something up like a chipmunk on the porch earlier and i swept it off but when she asked what smelled skunky i said some animal. so she goes inside and i'm ripped cuz its my 3rd time i think and i start buggin out because i thought she knew what the smell was so i go and grab the half eaten animal (red eyed and bare handed bitch) and throw it on the porch after it wasn't there when she first got home

she was watching me the whole time out of the kitchen window.

[yoda]

drink bong water

[wannabehippiegirl]

it was my first time smoking and i had never been around it or seen it done and we were smoking a pipe and i put my mouth on the carb i felt like a dumb ass

hahaahhaha seriously????
thats funny

[Nightwolf1772]

lol once i walked a almoast a mile into some woods for a party everyone there could sleep there well i had to go home at 2 well after my 6th bacardi i forgot that and smoke 5 bowls and had to walk out of the woods down hills at night lol i held onto my freinds shirt and riped it the next morning i woke up with mud and cuts all over me

[chaliceburn]

I denied knowing anything about the smell of MJ in the bathroom in jr high after almost getting caught red handed, then proceeded to get into an explanation of how I felt at the time with my principal, who suggested I read up on existentialism, Nieche in particular.. he was quite the asshole.
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a clean bong is a sign of a sound mind

[KayaKanadian]

I tried lighting a pipe at the bottom off the bowl and rolled a joint about 2 inches long. LOL:wtf:

[Ynohtna]

First time I ever smoked out of a bong I didn't realize I was supposed to pull the stem to clear it, and I just keep hitting it trying to get it cleared, and ended up coughing into the bong... peoples were not very happy...

[Markass]

when you would laugh and laugh and laugh and not be able to stop, laughing at absolutely nothing, but it was hilarious

[fifka101]

the dumbest thing i did was when i blazed the 1st time in 7th grade. we couldnt find any thing to roll it in so we rolled it in book paper. turned out that it was a really bad idea.

[TallCoolOne]

i had expereinced friends guiding me along, but i would forget lingo from tiem to time and i had a bad habit of breaking the weeds up poorly. I blew up 2 bowls of weed, both mids thankfully, by laughing. One of my friends doesnt smoke, but he likes to hang around me and my smoking friends while we smoke just to sit there and fuck with me. He enjoys simulating an exaggerated masturbating motion to make me laugh. Hence the blown up bowls. That bastard.

[alexk1ng]

the second time i had ever smoked my friend busted out this badass little bubbler and we filled it with mouthwash cuz we thought it would be minty? anyway ended up taking 1st rip and coughed into the bubbly and got that minty mouth wash all over him and myself somehow

[Abunai]

Haha one time I got baked, went to school after lunch and they called me to the office. I was "chillin" on their nice soft couch...kinda insane how they had it there. So I'm just relaxing haha, this cop looks at me and tells me to pull up my pants. I get up, put my hands in the air like he was going to arrest me and then he looks at me funny..."you know what I mean", it hit me and I pulled up my pants haha. Can't believe I did that... I didn't get caught either :D, freshman year~

[KingsBlend420]

This one time I spent about 5 minutes trying to open a can of raviolies with a can opener. I had the can opener around the bowl and was going around and around the bowl. lol.

Another time I was at a party and running around everywhere asking if people had seen my lighter and it was in my hand the whole time. So blitzed.:jointsmile:

[nightlight]

i rolled a joint out of reciept paper once.

[Blow Haze all dayOK!]

One time late at night i decided to smoke in my grandpas car and i got totally lifted! and i was really paranoid thinkin my mom would hear me open the door so i just sat in the car starin at my house for like 20 minutes haha

[DRO Boy Fresh]

when you would laugh and laugh and laugh and not be able to stop, laughing at absolutely nothing, but it was hilarious

haha I am far from a smoking noob, but I did that the other night with two buddies I don't usually toke up with. I don't care if it looked dumb, it was just us and two more friends and it was funny as hell :jointsmile:

[RtFeMiNo]

eh nothing too stupid. just mistaking mids for dro and getting ripped off about 100 bucks. you know shit like that lol.

[snowblind]

the first time i bought weed i got a ten bag, which was 2g and put it all in a king sized roller. put a bit of baccy in it. then went to the park. i don't relly remember much apart from lighting it, then throwing it away cus it was dead. i walked for about an hour to get munch, the shop is only 10 min away. then went home and laid on my bed listening to music.

when we started smoking we used to cover joints in poppers and then let them dry and smoke them. they taste like shit but u can't walk afterwards. stupid as fuck

[ChiefSmokesAlot]

put my half of my cd collection in the microwave thinking it was my stereo, my mother wasn't to happy. :(

[DudeUrHellaBlown559]

Me and Friends were smoking pot in the back yard and my mom comes home early from work finds us smoking pot and in the fridge we had a bottole of jack dan. and captain Morgan Tattoo.

God that was a shitty day.