Anyone have cats that are annoying?

[sharpezor]

My cat is so unbelievably annoying. its like he knows when i smoke up and he comes in just to piss me off.

for instance:

- i open my window to smoke, and he comes in and tries to jump out of it, so i gotta put my piece down, kick him out (not literally) about 2 mins later hes back. and i kick him out again. and hes back. :mad:

he also makes more noise when im smoking, like knocking shit over, clawing at the door etc... which could wake my parents up.


I say cats because dogs usually learn that they are being annoying and they stay clear.

[Jesse DeForest]

Omg, my cat is fucking psycho. I'll try to be all chill and shit, and she tries to fight me. She's usually alright once she I get her high, cause then she's all confused and shit.

[jailer3000]

i have one cat that is completly psycho. like she will roll round on the floor begggin for attnetion then as soon as u liek even look at her she sprintys in the other direction. no1 can topuch her she is so fuckin retarded. and they refusse to come in when i go to bed. so they come to my window at like 3 in the mornin scratchin at it and i have to get up got ot the basement door cuz they refuse to come in ne other door and let them. fuckin cats.

[Nochowderforyou]

My cat is so unbelievably annoying. its like he knows when i smoke up and he comes in just to piss me off.

for instance:

- i open my window to smoke, and he comes in and tries to jump out of it, so i gotta put my piece down, kick him out (not literally) about 2 mins later hes back. and i kick him out again. and hes back. :mad:

he also makes more noise when im smoking, like knocking shit over, clawing at the door etc... which could wake my parents up.


I say cats because dogs usually learn that they are being annoying and they stay clear.

Awwww your kitty LOVES you! :o

Your cat doesn't know, so don't be hard on him/her, and main reason it comes running is because it can hear you open that window, and wants to go out and see what you're up to.

My cat isn't annoying in the least. She'll come sit right on my lap when I toke and sqiunt at me while I do it. I love my kitty! :thumbsup:

[GratefulDead4ever]

my cat made me spill my some of my stash then thought it was cat-nip and i was like get out of here

[Pius]

my cat used to like to get high, i'd b toking a joint and he'd come in and start sniffing the joint, then blow his smoke, and keep doin it till he got high, then he'd ditch upstairs and run around all crazy and shit...it was funny as hell

[420ultimatesmokage]

sometimes my cats annoy the shit out of me, i'll have my pipe near the open window then they come running in nearly spilling the bowl i packed

[GratefulDead4ever]

sometimes my cats annoy the shit out of me, i'll have my pipe near the open window then they come running in nearly spilling the bowl i packed


thats sucks majorly in my opinion cause you got to pick it all up and may lose some in the process

[420ultimatesmokage]

o ya, the worst is when i drops onto the floor, most of the weed is a lost cause at that point.

[LimpBizkitRMV04]

my cat is the undisputed champion of annoyance :D bastard never lstops bothering me, he can open the door himself somehow too so i can never keep him out, i have another cat but hes just chill

[pixel]

my cat sleeps all day and hunts outside all night so during the day when i see him hes too tired to annoy me... he loves mary jane though he'll wake up for a few hits lol

[WeekenD TokeR]

Get my cat stoned. She sits there and is all like "Fuck I love you, Zach! Thanks for gettin me stoned!" and I'm all like "No probs, little lady. Anytime..."

Fuck I'm stoned...

[sharpezor]

Awwww your kitty LOVES you!

Your cat doesn't know, so don't be hard on him/her, and main reason it comes running is because it can hear you open that window, and wants to go out and see what you're up to.

My cat isn't annoying in the least. She'll come sit right on my lap when I toke and sqiunt at me while I do it. I love my kitty!

haha, yeah i know

[dopefiend]

my cat is really annoying, whenever it thinks your paying ANY attention to it it will start whining. and it can also push open our bathroom door cause theres no lock.

[Brey]

my dogs and cats generally stay away from me when i smoke, cos ive gotten them high before, but i dont think they like it. fucking straight edge pets..

[luvbud]

my cat loves to sit on the keyboard and screw up the computer. i will put him on the floor, but he jumps back up? not the smartest animals, but cute!

[Powder Puff]

This is what my cat does alll day!:)

[slipknotpsycho]

here's what you do, roll a sweet and light it up as usual... when he comes in to be annoying fuckin stick that damn cherry on his nose.. i promise he won't come around being annoying anymore... may not come around you period anymore tho..

[endo..jay]

i hate my fuckin cat

[yoda]

my one cat, marley, is cool

the other, lucy(the hell rat), is not. she bothers me alot, sounds like a squeaky door, and doesnt like smoke.

[s2headhunter]

yeah man.....my cats used to be so freaking annoying i just cant stand them lol..but there dead now which is good ..i mean i kinda miss them beucase at times they were cool but sometimes i just wanted to get like a mouse trap for cats and well you know...but some tuna in it or somehting haha

[Professor Dan K.]

I love and hate my cat at the same time. She is so damn cool because she only likes me, she'll run away from anyone else who tries to pick her up or come close to her. She comes to me when i call her or put my hand down near the ground. One time i had the whole house to myself for a whole week so i would sit in my chair on my comp smoking out of my pipe and she will come up and sit on my lap (which is the annoying part because she never fucking gets up unless i move her).

When i get her blazed she just sits in one spot, be it outside or inside ore on top of my car, and look at everyhting that moves or makes a noise. I saw her once and her head would jerk around and she would focus on the most random things lol