Clawed Cooper
01-21-2006, 11:08 AM
I think this would have worked but I'm 4'8 white male.
And they sent me a black dick with it.
Well I thought if my backs turned no one will know.
so with the head of it hanging so low I stuck it in my sock.
I went to the testing facility and went in for the test.
Everything went well till I pulled it out.
It must have went under my foot and the head got smashed and wouldn't let the urine out.So thinking quickly I bit the head off.
That's when things went down hill....
I pissed,the cup was full and it just kept coming I pissed all over the place.
I was so shocked the head of the dick fell out my mouth and rolled under the door out to the nurse.Not knowing what to do.I played the fool and went out with my sample.
The nurse went on like she saw nothing.I sighed all the papers initialed the 2 bottles.
As I was leaving pants legs wet slipping on the wet floor the nurse called me back and said"Is this yours?"Holding the black head of my Rubber Dick.
I said uh no?
She said OK? and I failed the test.
So if you try this product don't lose your head while using it.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-t...fake-penis.html
Get the right color Black ones are way to long!
And they sent me a black dick with it.
Well I thought if my backs turned no one will know.
so with the head of it hanging so low I stuck it in my sock.
I went to the testing facility and went in for the test.
Everything went well till I pulled it out.
It must have went under my foot and the head got smashed and wouldn't let the urine out.So thinking quickly I bit the head off.
That's when things went down hill....
I pissed,the cup was full and it just kept coming I pissed all over the place.
I was so shocked the head of the dick fell out my mouth and rolled under the door out to the nurse.Not knowing what to do.I played the fool and went out with my sample.
The nurse went on like she saw nothing.I sighed all the papers initialed the 2 bottles.
As I was leaving pants legs wet slipping on the wet floor the nurse called me back and said"Is this yours?"Holding the black head of my Rubber Dick.
I said uh no?
She said OK? and I failed the test.
So if you try this product don't lose your head while using it.
http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-t...fake-penis.html
Get the right color Black ones are way to long!