A WHALE IN RIVER THAMES BATTERSEA PARK

[chisme]

oh my fucking god a bottle nosed whale is in the river thames ..its stranded near battersea park 2 mins from my house lmao.

[vipper of vip]

you lucky sod! get your arse down there. I've been in Richmond working all day hoping it would come up that far.

[chisme]

no joke. the are trying to get it to swim outt o sea but it keep goin as far as west minister abbey then goin back to battersea park lmfao

[chisme]

lol me 2 i dont think it qwill still be there now wot do u reckon? also i have a worked in a shop in richmond near where that little smoke/grinder shop used to be.

[vipper of vip]

It's still there (or at least once at 5:50) = here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4633376.stm)

[xNoa]

i was wondering why they cant just move it somehow attached but i just read it weighs 7 tonnes lol fuck that
lucky no1 randomoly saw it walking back wrecked at night hahaha i would of span the fuck out

[vipper of vip]

apparently some guy on a train saw it and phoned the law and said "I'm either hallucinating or there is a whale in thames". the operators must have told him to f off and come down quietly somewhere

[chisme]

lol yeah u know theres those nutter who swim in the thames lol i met one once b4 he jumped in and he came back out wiv a bike lol he said he has found things like rings coins gas masks jewlery of all types ....and yes the odd human/animal part ......imagine your this guy swimming around in the thames one day and a fuicking 7tone whale hits u fromt he side..


JAWS ITS JAWS HELP ME!!!!!

[Euphoric]

Finally, the animals have decided to join our ranks.
This is an obvious sign that this dolphin is interested in getting a job, paying taxes and driving new cars. So instead of "putting it down" man..like just get him a suit a new tie and an apartment lease. This is a new age.

[vipper of vip]

I didn't know people were barking enough to do that in the Thames. I was in Hampstead Heath lido building a few weeks a go and there were some psychos swimming in the open air pool. Nutters, it was absolutely fucking freezing. they all looked like they were about to peg out with hyperthermia.

[chisme]

yeah right wierdo's its like at clapham junstion station today its raining and windy and shit yet there is still a couple of pricks trying to read a friggin book.

the thing is im standing on train and i got sum stupid midget bitch pushing sumthing pointy into my neck from the back i turn around to find this midget bitch is puishing a book spine into my neck spine just so she can read..

...well i wasnt really in the mood as i hate the rain it depresses me for sum reason so i simply lifted my bag from the floor where i knew the bottom of the bag would get dirty and wet then i calmly placed the bag onto the middle of her cunting book and basicly dropped it.

oh sorry i said picking up her now wet black stained (unreadable page as it was ripped also) i gave it back wiv a smile and said ''oh well teach u for reading a book in the fucking rain''


fireballs coming from the sky hell coming up from the depths of the earth acid rain and sandstorms ...and your still find sum cunt trying to read a fucking book...put it down for fucks sake it aint goin no where! read it when u get home.


do u also hate it when people try to open a newspaper up on a packed train? for fucks sake it pisses me off

[Nochowderforyou]

oh my fucking god a bottle nosed whale is in the river thames ..its stranded near battersea park 2 mins from my house lmao.

Go kick it in its face.

[chisme]

Go kick it in its face.


i did its nose smashed and cut my foot owe

[jonny]

Just so you know, they ended up spending about £500,000 trying to rescue it and get it back to sea but it died, I don't understand how they could think transporting it in open air would work , they needed to use some kind of big tank.

Although they didn't have much time to sort it out.

I was just thinking about the irony on Friday night, when it seemed that the whale was gonna get beached outside the London Aquarium ...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

It died earlier today as they were trying to transport it to the ocean lol.. RIP whaley boy :D

[GratefulDead4ever]

man i was so upset when it died man its like o shit dude what are they goin to do with a huge ass whale thats dead in their major problem either way trying to save it cost money and getting rid of the body does too totally sucks if you love animals but i feel for the whale

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

man i was so upset when it died man its like o shit dude what are they goin to do with a huge ass whale thats dead in their major problem either way trying to save it cost money and getting rid of the body does too totally sucks if you love animals but i feel for the whale
Wtf?!

They don't need to pay for it to be removed... it's bird food now, just leave it in the gutter and the birds will feast for weeks :D

[GratefulDead4ever]

you serious man i would have thought like some animal activists would protest about that or some shit sayin how its not right or something but i guess free willy couldnt make it over the wall you could say

[Nochowderforyou]

They are going to take the whale, use its blubber to make some makeup, the rest for animal food.

It will get used, except this time they can say it died on its own instead of harpooning them to death...in their own natural habitat.

Peace

[chisme]

lol they named it wally as it is a wally to get its self there lol dumbasses also why did it take them so long to get the plan goin?

they could have done what they ended up doin like the first day but no they wait untill its just about to walk the plank and they half save it .knobheads

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

chisme, if it was 2 mins away from you, why didn't you get high and try to ride the whale down the Thames mate?!

[chisme]

i did i got stuck on a sainsbury's trolley and a traffic cone

[chisme]

i also found walt disney's corpse . hes not as funny as u would think

[Easy Roller]

Ahhhhh the whale was so cute and innocent and lovable!!!!!

It was all lost in the Thames and it's mummy was down at Southend all worried about her little Moby.....ahhhhhhh!!

It should have been harpooned from the word go!! Dragged along the Thames to the Channel!!. Then the line should have been clipped so the dying whale could have been made an example of to it's mother and all other whales not to go up the fucking Thames and to stop smoking so much cannabis if it makes them do stupid things like this!!!
Honestly!! These fuckin Bottle Drinking Whales

[Jeff Spicoli]

Finally, the animals have decided to join our ranks.
This is an obvious sign that this dolphin is interested in getting a job, paying taxes and driving new cars. So instead of "putting it down" man..like just get him a suit a new tie and an apartment lease. This is a new age.
haha Euphoric, you're posts are always funny