Getting a job.

[Synthesizer Man]

"ALL POSTS ARE SUBJECT TO A MEDICAL EXAMINATION INCLUDING DRUGS SCREENING"

I only smoke about an eighth a week. I ain't even smoked for a few days in fact. I'm not sure what kind of drug testing they do, but I'm assuming its the standard piss test. Is 2 weeks enough for it to pass out of my system?

[Synthesizer Man]

From the same application form, this one will make you laugh!

Where it states religion, they actually included loads of religions, including Rastafarianism. Yeah tick that and they KNOW you smoke weed before they even test you!