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sharpezor
01-17-2006, 07:44 AM
When i go in May 2006 to Amsterdam im going to a whore house and Iā??m going get a room with a girl and just talk. no sex.

it will be fun :dance:


she goes to take off her bra, and Iā??ll be like "Please... that wont be necessary"

anyone know how much they cost?

I'll probably find other ways to screw with the locals, all good fun.

king kong bong
01-17-2006, 07:48 AM
all i know is that they got papers and are clean. ask to see their papers.

sharpezor
01-17-2006, 07:52 AM
what papers? clean? one of us should stop the drugs. I dont understand.

king kong bong
01-17-2006, 08:06 AM
the prostitutes in amsterdam have official papers stating that they're disease free.

king kong bong
01-17-2006, 08:06 AM
the ones in the whore house do anyway, not too sure bout the streetwalkers.

sharpezor
01-17-2006, 08:57 AM
fuck the street walkers. but they have papers? didnt know that. thats more then one could say about half the whores in clubs and bars ;)

StOneD.aS.FuK
01-17-2006, 09:01 AM
prostitutes r for the desparate.

they ALL have diseases

sharpezor
01-17-2006, 09:02 AM
agreed

king kong bong
01-17-2006, 09:11 AM
fuck em.

well technically prostitutes arent for the desperate, they're for the peeps who just wanna cut the bullshit and get straight to the point. when you go on a date, there's a 50/50 chance that you may not get laid. atleast with a hooker sex is guaranteed.

lateralus
01-17-2006, 01:20 PM
anyone know how much they cost?Five billion dollars.

smoke ranger
01-17-2006, 01:39 PM
prostitutes r for the desparate.

they ALL have diseases
not in Amsterdam according to everyone I know thats been there, there government gives them free healthcare and they provide papers when you buy them, no joke...king kong bong is right

lateralus
01-17-2006, 02:06 PM
FIIIIIIIIIVE BILLION DOLLARRRRRRS

ilikerabbits
01-17-2006, 02:08 PM
50 euros in the butt my friend.

lateralus
01-17-2006, 02:12 PM
Well I think you're very wrong.

ilikerabbits
01-17-2006, 02:15 PM
i talk from first hand experience.

daima
01-17-2006, 03:07 PM
I am confused(as alwayz)
Let me get this right.
If you rent a hooker and only want to talk to her do you put a condom on your tongue?

dai*ma :confused: