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eddievanzant
01-16-2006, 08:56 PM
I encourage anyone with some sort of pc problem to kick the crap out of one or more peripherals in order to fix said peripherals, because after I smashed my keyboard over my knee, not only did it start typing certain keys after tapping said keys (like it's supposed to do), it now has a more ergonomic curve!

beachguy in thongs
01-16-2006, 08:59 PM
You know, that happens when you're too close to Lake Superior. I suggest going to the Cleveland Indians Spring Training workouts.

Whos Carl
01-16-2006, 09:02 PM
I eat melatonin for breakfast.

beachguy in thongs
01-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Whatever you do, don't serve it to the goats. They make their own cheese.

Whos Carl
01-16-2006, 09:14 PM
I am affraid of dustmites and sheep

Musician
01-16-2006, 09:15 PM
also cocks

:dance:

Whos Carl
01-16-2006, 09:25 PM
I have to wear gloves to type on my keyboard because I have downloaded so much porn.

beachguy in thongs
01-17-2006, 02:48 AM
Wow, Kansas, sure, blew that game!

VoidLivesOn
01-17-2006, 02:51 AM
This world is full of assholes with big mouths, but what if they didn't open them?

bonsaiguy
01-17-2006, 03:14 AM
I encourage anyone with some sort of pc problem to kick the crap out of one or more peripherals in order to fix said peripherals, because after I smashed my keyboard over my knee, not only did it start typing certain keys after tapping said keys (like it's supposed to do), it now has a more ergonomic curve!

I would venture to guess that you probably knocked all of the crumbs from your various munchies out of it.

eddievanzant
01-17-2006, 05:10 AM
Hmmmm, well, I smashed it over my knee face up, and instructions say that to shake munchie induced crumbs out of the keys, one must shake (or smash) the keyboard vigorously face down, so that may or may not be what happened.