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Jesse DeForest
01-16-2006, 05:37 PM
There's a field near my house where they'll be building an edition soon. I found out a long time ago that walking through relatively tall fields when you're high kicks ass. The field is pretty far from all the houses around, but you can still see the tops of them in the distance.

So I'm walking my dogs, smoking my joint, walking around this field, feeling so secluded and chill. Suddenly I start thinking, "Fuck, man. I can see the second story windows of soooo many ****ing houses. That means any of them can see me. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck."

A helicopter flys over. I convince myself it's a fly-by for Marijuana plants and they probably saw me smoking my joint and called the cops. They're on their way.

So I finish my joint and haul ass home, making my dog run as well. When I get inside I just started cracking up and was like, "Damn, that's some good bud."

pixel
01-16-2006, 06:23 PM
oh and me and my friends freak each other out when we drive out to the country to smoke a blunt at night... its pretty fun.

one time, as we were freaking each other out, the kids car broke down, so we had to walk THROUGH A CORNFIELD AT NIGHT that took FOREVER to get to the nearest sunoco station

that was the scariest experience of my life i think

oh and

last night i smoked a joint and didn't get high at all, or i was high before and i didnt remember so i was already high when i smoked the joint.

i dont really remember, but im going to go get high

Tmar.aLL.DaYmar
01-16-2006, 08:58 PM
last night i smoked a joint and didn't get high at all, or i was high before and i didnt remember so i was already high when i smoked the joint.

i dont really remember, but im going to go get high

hahaha

slpntrx5
01-17-2006, 02:57 AM
dude, thats some confusing-ass shit, pixel!

yzstoned
01-17-2006, 03:06 AM
haha yea i hate when i convince myself that nothing is something huge, than i take a second to think about it logically after the fact, and it's normally something stupid... pretty much whenever i get too high