Jesus a Drunk?

[Fabolous]

One of my close friends made a comment of jesus when we where somkin, and it made some since.........


Why else would jesus make wine? isn't wine suppose to get you intoxicated?


just a thought, i am not here to insult any religion, but that makes sinces though.........

[Faultydesign]

Wine drinking is a tradtition in hebrew culture.

He could have done to help the people at the wedding.

You don't have to drink until you're intoxicated.

[beachguy in thongs]

People have said that Jesus said that a drunk man is a stupid man, or something like that.

[Peter32]

:( this topic is mildly offensive to my religeous views



but im too high to care! LOL :D

[Breukelen advocaat]

I do not think that they had "designated drivers" in biblical times. Giving additional alcohol to people at a wedding, who are already drunk, is dangerous and irresponsible, because they could have run their wagons and buggies into ditches, pedestrians, etc. on their way home - or caused injuries and death to themselves and/or others in various ways.

Shame on you, Jesus! :mad:

[HannabisTheCannabis]

jesus was a drunk.....damn man who comes up with this stuff....lol

the reason they drank wine back in those ancient times was because drinking water was very very VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY hard to find...... so the drink of choice was wine......

but just for your amusement.... here is the corkscrew he used to turn the water to wine.....

HTC

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

what hannabis said. and jesus actually condemned drunkards anyways...

and im sure they would have been drinking cannabi tea instead of anything alcoholic if they had suitable water!

[Nullific]

Yeah that Jesus he drank, he blazed, he shroomed, he rolled, he blew, he shot. One hell of a dope fiend he was.

[Fabolous]

yea i am sure that jesus is the biggest druggy outta any one in this thread, wouldn't dout it if he tokin somthing right now as i type this shit at 5am, probley wake n bake LoL

[Musician]

jesus was a drunk.....damn man who comes up with this stuff....lol

the reason they drank wine back in those ancient times was because drinking water was very very VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY hard to find...... so the drink of choice was wine......

but just for your amusement.... here is the corkscrew he used to turn the water to wine.....

HTC

ok i dont get it. water is very very very hard to fine.

i think i may miss something but wine comes from grapes. grapes grows with... water.

wine has a lot of water in it too.
:confused:

[HannabisTheCannabis]

not water... "drinking water",and what does alcohol do to bacteria???


HTC

[urdbomb]

I believe that Jesus taught that anything that became a bigger priority than God in a man's life was evil, I don't think he discriminated against drugs or alcohol per se, I think he recognized how they can lower inhibitions if used unwisely.

[HannabisTheCannabis]

I believe that Jesus taught that anything that became a bigger priority than God in a man's life was evil, I don't think he discriminated against drugs or alcohol per se, I think he recognized how they can lower inhibitions if used unwisely.


to put it as i think jesus would...... "absolfuckinglutely urdbomb"......

HTC

[lionman]

One of my close friends made a comment of jesus when we where somkin, and it made some since.........


Why else would jesus make wine? isn't wine suppose to get you intoxicated?


just a thought, i am not here to insult any religion, but that makes sinces though.........

Do you mean it made sense dumb ass?

[lionman]

Wine drinking is a tradtition in hebrew culture.

He could have done to help the people at the wedding.

You don't have to drink until you're intoxicated.

so is 1 glass of wine the equivalent of one spliff then? in intoxication terms? maybe the bible was written by alcoholics who just wanted to justify their habits? oh and ps the hebrew culture denounces jesus anyway.

[beachguy in thongs]

Think of Jesus dealing with a drunk and a stonard, explaining Life. The drunk would just come back with insane comments and the pothead would sit there and think.

[HannabisTheCannabis]

Ok i think for now if you limit your alcohol consumption to one glass a day you will be fine....

HTC

[beachguy in thongs]

Hah! Smart man.

[Faultydesign]

Jesus was a hebrew and would have followed jewish practices....

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

you look like someone i knew, faulty...

and if i remember, he was a jerk... you're not him are you? lol