The Best Town in the World

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm doing a "mad-lib", if you know what those are. First person to answer all of them, will hear their story. I haven't read it, yet, so I don't know if it will be funny, or no. I need:
a name
a color
an animal (plural)
a band
day of the week
adjective
clothing (plural)
a kind of music
a snack (plural)
famous singer
famous movie star
favorite school subject
hobby
adjective

[ackkyle]

Ed Harley, red, zebras, Nirvana, wednesday, coughing, T-shirts, reggae, twinkies, Ben Harper, Kiera Knightley, typing, stamp collecting, yawning

[beachguy in thongs]

I need a new adjective.

You said "coughing".
cough Pronunciation (kôf, kf)
v. coughed, cough·ing, coughs
v.intr.
1. To expel air from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.
2. To make a noise similar to noisy expulsion of air from the lungs: The engine coughed and died.
v.tr.
To expel by coughing: coughed up phlegm.
n.
1. The act of coughing.
2. An illness marked by frequent coughing.

[beachguy in thongs]

Nirvana came to do a concert in Ed Harleyville once, and the band liked it so much they never left. Now every wednesday night, all the people who live in Ed Harleyville put on their hairy, red t-shirts and walk their zebras to the town square. Then they sit on the grass, listen to Nirvana play reggae music, and eat twinkies.

No one has to go to school in Ed Harleyville unless they want to. Of course, everybody wants to because Ben Harper and Kiera Knightley are two of the teachers. Ben Harper teaches typing and Kiera Knightley teaches stamp collecting.

One day Ben Harper said to Kiera Knightley, â??Maybe we should take the students on a field trip.â?�

â??That's a yawning idea, Ben Harper,â?� said Kiera Knightley. â??Let's take them to the most fun place we can think of.â?�

â??But that would be Ed Harleyville,â?� said Ben Harper.

â??You're right!â?� Kiera Knightley exclaimed. â??Call off the field trip! We're already here!â?�

[ackkyle]

waving

[IanCurtisWishlist]

a name: osama bin laden
a color: taupe
an animal : mouse
a band The Smiths
day of the week: sunday
adjective: fuckable
clothing (plural): pair of chelsea mod boots
a kind of music: 1920's swing
a snack (plural): fruit by the athletes feet
famous singer: mick jagger
famous movie star: david bowie
favorite school subject: french
hobby: internet relationships (haha )
adjective: horrid

[pabloescobar209]

a name: osama bin laden
a color: taupe
an animal : mouse
a band The Smiths
day of the week: sunday
adjective: fuckable
clothing (plural): pair of chelsea mod boots
a kind of music: 1920's swing
a snack (plural): fruit by the athletes feet
famous singer: mick jagger
famous movie star: david bowie
favorite school subject: french
hobby: internet relationships (haha )
adjective: horrid
Usama, not Osama