hahaha look this about emos

[Musician]

hahaha i laughed my ass off

emos (http://www.wimp.com/beemo/)

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

emos? are those like emus?

*wanders off*

[Musician]

wha?

[ibreakthings]

From urbandictionary.com....pretty good defenition

emo

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
Source: Chernorizets Hrabr, Jan 10, 2005

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

in that case i think i like emus better.

[bedake]

I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14 year old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tattered low-top black Chuck Taylors, who swoon over homosexual kissing and pathetic whiny lyrics and overuse the symbols.

Their favorite quote is, invariably, "The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" because it like, so totally describes their relationship with that one HAWT sophomore who totally ripped their hearts out when they were like, SO in love with him.

Their favorite type of music is, of course, "emo, screamo, and hardcore", three terms which, in their minds, invariably include the bands Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, and Hawthorne Heights.

Their AIM screennames often include x's, the words "electrikk", "disaster", aRe wRiTtEn lIkE tHis or.maybe.this.way, **<>** or some play on their favorite song from their favorite band, you know, the one they saw on MTV like a couple times, but shouldn't be on MTV because they're like, way too emo for that.

They take hundreds of black and white pictures with way too much contrast of themselves looking plaintively down at the ground, pointing a gun made of their fingers at their heads, or kissing the camera while displaying their expert application of lip gloss around their labret piercing and the thick dark eyeliner that circles their eyes.

They embrace the "dork" that is inside their polished, fashionable exteriors by writing in their LiveJournals or Xangas about how they and their friends had an 'N Sync sing-a-long at one of their sleepovers because, remember, 'N Sync is soooo not popular anymore and they like, sooo wouldn't follow any of the fads of today, so they embrace the fads of yesterday.

They adore "retro fashion", meaning anything from the 80's, because they totally used to wear neon colors and big beaded bracelets, even though they were born in, at the earliest, 1988 and remember jack shit about the fashion and culture of the 80's.

It's full of "emo boys" who often are difficult to differentiate from "emo girls", who have meaningless tattoos even though they're 15, smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of hard liquor, and are in some shitty band that plays a couple of gigs in someone's basement because they're "too cool to go mainstream" when really, they just suck.

They weigh roughly 90 pounds, wear girls' jeans that hug their asses in just the right places, belts buckled somewhere around the side of their right leg, tight striped 80's style polo shirts or band t-shirts, and skater shoes, even though they don't skate because that's soooo lame.

They write awful poetry about the dark abyss of their souls and how the gun is pointed at their heads, the trigger poised to blast away the bloody memories of a failed romance. They cried when Blink-182 broke up, and they have a secret obsession with Avril Lavigne because, like, she really IS kinda hot even though her music totally sucks.

They spend more time at the mirror than their female counterparts do, making sure that the long black shock of hair at the front of their heads lies covering one eye just so, that their lip piercing is perfectly placed so that it looks hot when they kiss other boys, that their pants are the right degree of tightness so as not to exude gayness.

Emo boys and girls often use the suffix "Xcore" to describe themselves, using a number of adjectives or nouns to accomplish this task. This is a play off hardcore music, or "hXc". Some of these descriptive words include "fashionXcore", "retroXcore", or even "yournamehereXcore."

This way of speaking is retarded or nonsensical to everyone else except those "in the scene", but it totally doesn't matter because they're too nonconformistXcore for anyone to truly understand their "scene".

They couldn't name a Sunny Day Real Estate or Rites of Spring song if it came up and bit them on their Gap Jeans-clad asses, and they claim to like the Smiths because Jesse Lacey of Brand New said they were cool.

Sure, they listen to some new "emoXcore" bands, but they're all pretty much the same five bands:
1. Taking Back Sunday
2. Senses Fail
3. Thrice
4. Hawthorne Heights
5. Story of the Year
To these promising young firecrackers, music takes a backseat to fashion in their scene of choice.

Emo girls just want to kiss emo boys, emo boys just want to kiss other emo boys, and they all want to wear tight pants and take lots of pictures of themselves. End of story. Because honestly? It's electrikk!

[BizzleLuvin]

omg i love emo boys soooo much. i love them love them love them. im a mix between emo/granola natural/activist/pothead myself, but i saw a little of myself in this video. i laughed anyway. god this was the best video ever. its so true and i love it. mmmm i especially liked the boys kissing.

[Musician]

LMAO

i loved the urban dict definition hahaha


omg i love emo boys soooo much. i love them love them love them. im a mix between emo/granola natural/activist/pothead myself, but i saw a little of myself in this video. i laughed anyway. god this was the best video ever. its so true and i love it. mmmm i especially liked the boys kissing.

i hope you are not serious. if yes, this is sad

[Musician]

heres another fuckin funny video

we call that being PWNED (http://www.wimp.com/owned/)

[Euphoric]

omg i love emo boys soooo much. i love them love them love them. im a mix between emo/granola natural/activist/pothead myself, but i saw a little of myself in this video. i laughed anyway. god this was the best video ever. its so true and i love it. mmmm i especially liked the boys kissing.

Thank you for this irritating post my life was not yet overflowing with horror. Now I am complete

[BizzleLuvin]

and the part about emos having small penises is so NOT true. the most beautiful 10 incher i ever saw in my life belonged to an emo

[BizzleLuvin]

LMAO

i loved the urban dict definition hahaha



i hope you are not serious. if yes, this is sad

yes this is true. i am female by the way. i like gay men like men love lesbians

[SneakerPimp]

Everytime I see one of those damn Emo guys I wanna Grab those ugly ass glasses of their face and break their skinny asses in two. They make me sick, and the women are just ugly fat chics trying to find somewhere to belong... UGH!!!
EMO = Emotional Alternative type music = Ugly ass Musicians and Fans!

[Euphoric]

Now I rule even more.
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[Musician]

yes this is true. i am female by the way. i like gay men like men love lesbians

wow

this is bad

[bedake]

i dont like lesbians, big waste of time

what emo kids are are just a bunch of kids playing off the fact that girls like guys who wear eyeliner style there hair and wear tight pants. they do it to get laid

[Fabolous]

in simple trems i hate emo kids, every last one of them...

there all like "Hey no one understands" and i am like "Hey no one really cares"
then they have to fucking cut them self to fell pain,

witch reminds me. i saw this dude cuting him self (Emo kid) so one of my friend walk up to him, grab his hand and push down as hard as he could on the cut, ended up the emo kid didn't like real pain to well....

btw we got any emo ppl in this Message Board? i like yelling at them.

[Euphoric]

why is it so quiet in my world i am so alone
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[bedake]

i used to cut myself, i was never an emo kid though, clinically depressed is more like it for over a year. i was no emo more like a punk! and i didnt cut so people could see it and feel sorry for me, i cut the shit out of my chest so only i could

fuckin emo kids all they do it for is so girls will have sex with them

[Euphoric]

i used to cut myself, i was never an emo kid though, clinically depressed is more like it for over a year. i was no emo more like a punk! and i didnt cut so people could see it and feel sorry for me, i cut the shit out of my chest so only i could

fuckin emo kids all they do it for is so girls will have sex with them



Thnx for living. Youre cool one of those few people who appears to think for themselves without the use of commerical breaks for guidance :thumbsup:

[bedake]

hehe no problem, i learned how to cope with problems after that.
dude im lookin at that link in your profile, im glad im not epileptic, im gonna try to look at that shit next time im rollin or on shrooms with internet access

[pabloescobar209]

From urbandictionary.com....pretty good defenition

emo

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
Source: Chernorizets Hrabr, Jan 10, 2005
LMAO

[king kong bong]

chuffin fags, cry me a river dickhead. death to emo.

[pabloescobar209]

sweet

[SneakerPimp]

basically arent emo kids, the ones who would of just been the nerdy kids or the nobodies in life? its like they made up their own group to belong...
I think the Chics make me sicker than the guys, but the guys you can beat up for fun...

[Fabolous]

why is it so quiet in my world i am so alone
This message is hidden because Fabolous is on your ignore list.

you know what fuck you and you ignore list mother fucker, don't be disrepecting me. i didn't do shit to you fucking fagget,

think your bad or somthing with that? just makes you look stubid

[bedake]

you know what fuck you and you ignore list mother fucker, don't be disrepecting me. i didn't do shit to you fucking fagget,

think your bad or somthing with that? just makes you look stubid

lol

[king kong bong]

that guy that ran into the stop sign....PwN3d

[Musician]

haha yes

so funny

[Fabolous]

dude shouldn't be putting me on some fag list in the frist place,

not like anyone fucking cares for it

[Hempamasta]

dude shouldn't be putting me on some fag list in the frist place,

not like anyone fucking cares for it

Actually, it's obvious that you care about it. Hence why you're raising such a stink about it.

But yes, Emo is disgusting.

[Jeff Spicoli]

you don't know real pain, i do
mood: mad/sad/depressed
current song: killers
current smiley: ::suicide

[Fabolous]

Actually, it's obvious that you care about it. Hence why you're raising such a stink about it.

i do care about no lies here, but the only reson why i do is becase i don't like people disrepecting me for no sort of reson

[bedake]

hehe your avatar looks like its gving out the message "fuck fabolous"

[Fabolous]

LoL that isn't cool... i whole ponit i made that is becase of the waking off that goes though my life LoL :thumbsup:

[bedake]

sorry mate i got nothing wrong or against you but i just had to say it

[stephielamb]

My friends who are emos are nice. I don't know if they cut though, I know one does. I like the hair. I have a emoish fringe, just need to grow it a bit more. but no way am I an emo. As I wear my new rocks most of the time.
My boyfriend kisses guys, and hes not gay nor emo. Basicly he does it because I tell him too and its funny.
Now all the chavs at school are gonna start calling us emos not sure why. Maybe one day they'll give it a fucking rest. I'm sleepy now lol

[Nochowderforyou]

My boyfriend kisses guys, and hes not gay nor emo. ]

I'm sorry, that makes him gay or interested in guys. People don't kiss the same sex because it's funny, it's because they want to, thus, making them attracted to same sex.

Would you kiss girls just for fun?

[bedake]

to be emo you dont have to cry all the time in my eyes, or cut its more of the style of clothing and the way the people act, if you have the fashionXcore hair, tight pants and kiss boys to impress your girlfriend/get girls then you are in the emo class emo kids are basically metrosexuals they are all about appearance, they may try to make it look like they arnt but they are. everything about them is so carefully placed or misplaced it is absurd


so basically your boyfriend is emo and kisses boys to get laid like they all do

these days it is very fashionable to be bisexual like girls posting pics of them kissing other girls going TEEE HEE HEE WE WERE DRUNKXORS get guys to goo oh baby you so hot. it raises their self esteem. works same way for guys girls find it hot guys get a self esteem boost from it

I GUARANTEE YOU BOYS WOULDENT KISS OTHER BOYS UNLESS A GIRL OR WEBCAM/DIGITAL CAMERA IS PRESENT, OR THEY ARE ACTUALLY BI/GAY CURIOUS

[Swizzy89304]

yes this is true. i am female by the way. i like gay men like men love lesbians
WHY? I mean, Its not as if youre ever gonna get anywhere with them - they like cock, not fanny.

[Swizzy89304]

My boyfriend kisses guys, and hes not gay nor emo. Basicly he does it because I tell him too and its funny.Well, he must get some sort of enjoyment out of it otherwise he wouldnt keep doing it, would he?

Has no-one got the heart to tell this girl she seems ever so slightly retarded?

EDIT: Nochowder, exactly my point!

[anycraic]

yeah i got emo cousins and shit

not good

[Swizzy89304]

Have my deepest sympathy for being related to those... things.

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

From urbandictionary.com....pretty good defenition

emo

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.



hahaha too true!

emos suck...simply put

[king kong bong]

Well, he must get some sort of enjoyment out of it otherwise he wouldnt keep doing it, would he?

Has no-one got the heart to tell this girl she seems ever so slightly retarded?

EDIT: Nochowder, exactly my point!

ok i will.

hey girly, you're fuckin retarded.

[king kong bong]

i'll give these emo fags something to cry about....my foot in their ass, but then again they might like that shit. fags.

[lemonboy]

Yeah! Socially unchallenging and unnecessarily demeaning comment, too! How about them sports teams?

:yawn:

[king kong bong]

Yeah! Socially unchallenging and unnecessarily demeaning comment, too! How about them sports teams?

:yawn:

yea tough titty said the kitty but the milk's still good.

[koshea]

dude, thrice isnt emo, neither is senses fail, your stupid, pretty much none of those 5 are emo, emo bands are like

how water music
something corporate
armor for sleep
bright eyes
ect,

thrice is a fucking phenominal band, musicaly, vocaly, and lyricly, i agree, emo kids are fags, but the way i see it, just more people to dominate when life comes to survival of the fittest and theyre stuck tryin to get outta their girl pants

[JDiz]

emo kid's hands taste better when you eat 'em.... all that angst.... tastes like a steak. EAT EMOS!

[Swizzy89304]

This is cannabis.com, not cannibals.com!