ORAL SEX

[notabraintrust]

Thread aimed at the ladies... Do you enjoy receiving oral sex? how would you rate your experiences with men? bi and lesbian chime in, however i'm mostly interested in the practices or lack thereof by men.... ;)

[peji]

~Mmmmm~ who doesnt enjoy receiving oral sex. I'm not bi or lisbian just a 1 man woman. My experiences w/ men are mine sorry haha. Now what else was u asking ?

[StonerMom]

Not all men know what they are doing! If you are lucky enough to find one hang on to him. Oral sex is great with the right guy!!!

[maryjanemama]

Not all men know what they are doing! If you are lucky enough to find one hang on to him. Oral sex is great with the right guy!!!
Amen, sister.:)
I guess there are your bad experiences when you wondering, "Wtf is he doing down there?" and good ones when you're like, "Hell, yeah!" My toes still curl if you mention a certain name and that was quite a while ago.;)

[Lulu]

Double Amen to that :rolleyes:

Married 10 years at the end of the month :eek:

Knew there was a reason I stayed ;)

[HvyFuel]

When I noticed this thread it said..

Oral Sex
by Lulu

I'm not going to say anything else.

[Lulu]

My Four-Part course
won't be available til the Spring ;)

Sry Babes ~lol~ :rolleyes:

[Kronik Bagz]

i got somethin to tell the ladies. if ya got a guy who seems like he dun know what he doin, let him know. every female is different an likes different things, at least from my experience thats how it is, but i love givin a gurl a good lickin but sometimes they jus tell me to an dont let me know what they like. its freustrating. so dun worry bout hurtin somones feelings let us know what u do an dun like.

peace n bagz
kronik

[zelda2444]

I think everyone would like to have great oral sex

[Ammie]

omg oral sex is great but i have to say in my experiance with it women diffently know what other women like better then the men do dont get me wrong guys i love u to but when it comes to oral sex OMG women rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kronik Bagz]

im sorry to hear that ammie. i take it u never had a psychopathic freak before then??? nuttin berrter than some sweaty, dirty, sticky, slippery luvin.

[greenthumb4202004]

yes love it!

[Kronik Bagz]

god i love havin a dick. jus bout any gurl, wit no experience, could spit shine my dick an it would be almost exactly the same an a 2 doller hooker.

[Ammie]

lmao haahahahahah no bagz i havent had no what was it again??? swaety dirty sticky slippery luv'n wanna help me fix that ;) haahahahahahahahahhhaahahahahahahahahahah

[Kronik Bagz]

sweaty dirty slippery sticky luvin, wit a menthol cig lit, i forgot to add that.

[mulv]

Plenty of give and take does more for me than one-way traffic.

[Ammie]

haahahahah dont forget the cig

[Kronik Bagz]

i dun know bout the ladies but if a gurl has menthol in her mouth right b4 she spit-shines my dick its all tingly an shit, gotta luv it

[maryjanemama]

:p Oh, yeah, Bagz, the menthol thing works great...anything minty and tingly will work. Have your girl suck on an Altoid until it dissolves half way and then have her work on you. Or, have her suck on an ice cube, then go down on you, then have her take a sip of hot tea and go down on you again. The change in temperature will really feel good and she can keep switching back and forth between the ice cude and the hot tea. Or, she could have something else in her mouth like whipped cream (anything really). Not too much, so there's room for you (ha,ha)...you'll be able to feel the difference...OK, go try one of these suggestions right now!

[kingkaya]

eiry man, i n i give my woman some good lickin and she sprays me face with cum,but no woman cyan make me bus with her mouth alone,maybe i neva got an experienced partna, whutchu think.

gimme dat kaya now cos the rain is fallin.

[Kronik Bagz]

i like the double whammy. when a gurl sucks my head an jurks the rest. i know im prolly comin off as sic but im comfertable wit it.

also a ballcuzzi is nice. when i have my nudt dipped in a glass of wate3r an a gurl uses a straw to blow bubles up my nut sac. like a jacuzzi

[kingkaya]

what the fuck, kronic bagz,didnt know there were so many ways to suck a damn dick,r u like some sex sensei or sumn,anyway im printing this shit out for my woman to read and learn.blessing dredd,any tricks for eating her out,holla bac.
ur neighborhood rasta.

[DrGonzo]

most definitely, kronikbagz. if the ladies want fantastic oral sex, TELL THE MAN! tell him what to do, what you want, and chances are he'll do it...then, once he learns, you won't have to tell him...plus, once he learns what you like, he might just surprise you altogether...

[Kronik Bagz]

im jus very into sex, its a beautiful thing i say. i would always tell my gurls what i like cause they tell me, its only fair.

[Kronik Bagz]

what the fuck, kronic bagz,didnt know there were so many ways to suck a damn dick,r u like some sex sensei or sumn,anyway im printing this shit out for my woman to read and learn.blessing dredd,any tricks for eating her out,holla bac.
ur neighborhood rasta.

sorry i meant to press go advanced on the last post but i clicked the wrong button, well when ur gonna eat out a gurl make sure she knows that telling u what she likes an doesnt like wont hurt ur feelings, that her getting off is all that matters, this is the key. every gurl is different an all like different things so knowing the most sensitive areas on a vagina isnt goin to help if the gurl doesnt like that. if ur good with fingers an ur mouth at the same time u can try an give her a g-spot orgasm. u put ur fingers in an crook them up an rub on the inside wall while licking the clitorus. it takes practice but if u get it down ull be loved forever. basically licking around the clit and around the opening of the vagina is how ull wanna start but they can also love it in different areas, u know? ive also met gurls that like around their butthole licked, not something id do regularly but im also not someone to dissapoint a female. jus be sure to brush ur teeth after an before if u jus ate. sucking on menthol cough drops can increase sensation making it all tingly. but im not going to keep goin on an on about this. practice makes perfect.


hope this helps
peace n bagz
kronik


PS if u have braces i highly recommend u get ur gurl to shave before if she doesnt already. u meight get some neddin hair stuck in them braces an unless ur boss is a horney female porn star ur not gettin hired like that.

[maryjanemama]

omg oral sex is great but i have to say in my experiance with it women diffently know what other women like better then the men do dont get me wrong guys i love u to but when it comes to oral sex OMG women rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to disagree. There's a reason our species has evolved this far and that's procreation, and that's a guy and a girl, baby. Men and women go together. Part of great oral sex is knowing that sooner or later I'm going to get plowed. And nothing battery operated can beat the real deal.:) I don't think girl/girl could be anywhere near as satisfying.

[therb]

Out of probably a dozen guys I've been with only one REALLY left an impression. I think first of all if the guy is really enjoying himself it helps, because he gets really into and knowing he is really turned on just heats things up more. The finger tongue combo is great, if you can master it. And getting into a rythm is real nice. But really it is the full on banging I like. Nothing like a nice cock ramming ya. seriously.

[Ammie]

lol ok so i made myself sound like a full blowin lesiban lol im not far from it but the guys that i have had go down on me just didnt seem to know what they were doin and the chicks did. but when it comes to sex i diffenetly prefer sasuage :D:D had to clear that up lol ;)

[smoker x]

omg oral sex is great but i have to say in my experiance with it women diffently know what other women like better then the men do dont get me wrong guys i love u to but when it comes to oral sex OMG women rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU GET THE RIGHT MAN HE CAN MAKE THAT CLIT SING
ITS NOT THE GENDER BUT THE WILL SKILL AND KNOW HOW

[Ammie]

haha prove it lmao

[Kronik Bagz]

u jus need someone who LUVZ eatin beaver.

[KillaBuzz]

yah i think thatz the main problem, most ov us coodnt care ta eat the beaver, n im sayin that az a canadian beaver lover so dunt get me wrong, but were not giverz were recieverz!.
PeAcE

[Ammie]

yes bagz i do know anyone??? hahahahaha

[Kronik Bagz]

if u havent noticed by my skillz an "beaver thread" an all my talk bout beaver that i dun think anything beats a platter of muff than u dun know me very well. hehe.

everyone can call me sic if they think i am but i think the muff is a beautiful creature, an it has a mind of its own. an i jus luv gettin nose deep an beaver. hehe

[Ammie]

hahahaha eat my muffin ;)

[Kronik Bagz]

ammies muffin. hmmmm. sounds like a tasty treat. lol

[DrGonzo]

yes, eat ammie's muffin on a plate. with maple syrup. and a spoon.

mmm...pussy...the other other white meat

[Ammie]

:eek: :eek: OMG!!!!!!!!!! U GUYS :o

[DrGonzo]

what can I say? your av has got me all hot'n'bothered, ammie

besides, who doesn't like it with a spoon?

[Ammie]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH YEAH SHE IS KINDA CUTE HUH :)

[geordie lass]

a double whammy isnt a lass suckin a lads dick and wankin at the same time thts a blowjob a double whammy is were the lass has 1 lad in her fanny and another in her arse at the same time and if ya want gd oral just tell them wot ya want thts wot i do and it works its better if ya tell the person wot ya want

[Kronik Bagz]

wit someone in tha ass an someone in tha beaver is called double penatration

[Ammie]

WOW BAGZ U ARE JUST SO WISE SUMTIME U TOTALLY HAVE THE POWER :p:p:p

[Ammie]

HAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS MY ATTEMPT AND BEIN A SMART ASS HAHA BAGZ I KNOW U ARE WEAK TO THE PUSSY POWER :D:D:D:D

[YES]

I know im young and all but that doesnt mean im not a little expeirenced. I dated this girl for a year and she had some sex drive. She was always horny, but i didnt mind.
She told me what she wanted and i was more then happy to give it to her. She loved getting eaten out. Man i loved that girl.

THe only problem was i was more 'giving' then she was is you know what i mean. Still, im not complaining.

[maryjanemama]

:) Glad to hear it, Yes. I'd hate to think of you turning into a guy who complains about what kind of socks are in his sock drawer and how I slam doors too hard and, oh, wait, toooo much info....anyway, you'd all be surprised by how many men only care about themselves in bed. Here's another secret, men who only care about themselves in bed only care about themselves in the rest of life, too. :(

[Ammie]

that aint no secret to me mjm i totally figured that out along time ago !!!

[Kronik Bagz]

so tha fact i can only get off knowin im gettin her off iz good???

[Ammie]

no that is a great fact get the job done right homey im sure u always do ;)

[Kronik Bagz]

hehe, i do my best

[maryjanemama]

Bagz, some of that jugaloo licking sounds REALLY good right now...;)

[Ammie]

Bagz, some of that jugaloo licking sounds REALLY good right now...;)

right now lol i think it sounds good all the time, but then again im a sex deprived perv :confused: :confused:

[The C]

I think i suck at oral sex... but hey im up for learning to get better :P

Ha ha you can always try!

[Imotep]

haha C u suck at oral sex lol. :D

i dunno, no mater how hard I try i just cant reach to blow myself. :(

[ScarlettCrush]

hum....works on guys and girls.

[Euphoric]

HM well some people just dont dig oral sex..that goes for either gender. (those people are nuts!)
remember..practice makes perfekt! theres so many websites out there on how to munch like a pro, too. plus you can pick up some interesting tricks. try sucking on a peppermint then go down it makes it minty tingly goodness oh yesh!

[Proof]

lol Euphoric i think i read something like that on a website u said to go on cant remember which link it was tho :)

[Euphoric]

" The way a cough drop, either menthol or mint, works is to stimulate the mucus membranes in your mouth in the special way that feels "cool and tingly". Well, one of the few other places (easily accessible) on the human body that has mucus membranes is the vaginal area. Many people find that, correctly applied, a cough drop feels just spectacular down there. Most people at least find it a very...ah...refreshing change of pace."

woohoo!! read this site..then read it again hehe :p best site ever

http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/acunn.html

[maryjanemama]

I think i suck at oral sex...
Hey, C, if you're straight, half your problem is right there in your statement.

If you're gay, you're doing just fine. :p

[GooseBear]

I heart oral sex!!! and especially when I'm giving it and you can tell he likes it mmmmmmmmmmm

[assman989]

;)
lol ok so i made myself sound like a full blowin lesiban lol im not far from it but the guys that i have had go down on me just didnt seem to know what they were doin and the chicks did. but when it comes to sex i diffenetly prefer sasuage :D:D had to clear that up lol ;)
Ammie,you just need the right man for the job ,one with alot ofexperience,i would love the oppertunity to change that thought you have,because i can tell your a real hotty,and just need direction,to ya soon.

[Euphoric]

theres nothing the ladies like more than the word "assman"...good luck out there :D

anyway..back to the subjekt at hand..umm..yesh oral is goood to get and gooood to give!!! :p i dont think ive tried it high yet tho. my gf is one tough cookie sometimes. which i dont understand... if i was offered all the oral that i wanted id be in heaven. :confused: maybe i should ask her? eh?

[clevemire]

yah i think thatz the main problem, most ov us coodnt care ta eat the beaver, n im sayin that az a canadian beaver lover so dunt get me wrong, but were not giverz were recieverz!.
PeAcEAgreed. I don't give oral. Once, an ex of mine swore up and down that the red river was dry... so I went downtown and....boy was she wrong. :mad: I almost yakked it was so nasty. I'm no vampire, that's for damn sure.
Anyway, it kinda scarred me. But it's all good. I never really liked the taste of women goods anyway:p

[Euphoric]

aww thatsa shame cleve :D

[maryjanemama]

Assman is from an episode of Seinfeld. Remember fusilli Jerry? At least, I hope that's where the SN came from and he's not being literal...actually, that might be even more funny. :p

[Euphoric]

it was a 1 in a million shot! hahahaha ohh geeeez

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

i think i like head more then sex....lol just me

[GHoSToKeR]

naw.. naw naw naw.. i dunno, maybe all the chicks i got head off werent that good, i dunno, but i always prefer sex.. not that id ever say no to some head lol

[Proof]

sex has got to be better jus have the feelin of bein inside her deep lol or its jus me :D who knows!

[Ammie]

;)
Ammie,you just need the right man for the job ,one with alot ofexperience,i would love the oppertunity to change that thought you have,because i can tell your a real hotty,and just need direction,to ya soon.


hmmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes:

[Encatuse]

I could use some oral sex right about now. Im kinda bored and horny and too lazy/tired from pills to masturbate. Anyone?

[Proof]

lol i love givin oral sex to my gf juices taste bit funny but u get used to it lol when shes screamin with joy u dont realy care :D !

[GooseBear]

any sex is just plain good especially with someone that you love alot!!

[The C]

Originally Posted by The C
I think i suck at oral sex...

Hey, C, if you're straight, half your problem is right there in your statement.

If you're gay, you're doing just fine.


Ha ha!

You got it, i suck at it. And it doesnt really help matters.!!

I'm on the in side!

[shogun]

i dun know bout the ladies but if a gurl has menthol in her mouth right b4 she spit-shines my dick its all tingly an shit, gotta luv it

Word of advice here, menthol=good, Hall's MenthoLyptus=OWWWWWWW!
My wife and I learned the hard way. :eek:

[GooseBear]

lol but those work killer on coughs!!! hahahha

[assman989]

Assman is from an episode of Seinfeld. Remember fusilli Jerry? At least, I hope that's where the SN came from and he's not being literal...actually, that might be even more funny. :p


your right maryjane,just thought it was really funny

[PiercedPipehittin]

oral sex is a beautiful thing. i love getting it, but even more, i love giving it. i will go down on any female with a reasonably clean happy place. anytime anywhere haha. and im damn good and damn proud of it. youre all beautiful ladies!

[GHoSToKeR]

yeah i love goin down on a chick.. especially when shes enjoyin it like hell.. gets me horny as fuck

[Imotep]

aural oral
and then my tounge went bla bla bla
ooh baby
lmao

?
haha
i'll say
:confused:

:D

[Proof]

I think itd get any lad horney if u makin a girl horney as hell :D

[Ammie]

[QUOTE=GHoSToKeR love goin down on a chick.. especially when shes enjoyin it like hell.. gets me horny as fuck[/QUOTE]


hmmmmmmmmmmm :rolleyes: all these thoughts just went thur my head ;)

[maryjanemama]

Agreed. I don't give oral. Once, an ex of mine swore up and down that the red river was dry... so I went downtown and....boy was she wrong. :mad: I almost yakked it was so nasty. I'm no vampire, that's for damn sure.
Anyway, it kinda scarred me. But it's all good. I never really liked the taste of women goods anyway:pWell, a spitting saltwater sausage isn't too appetizing either...but I do it anyway. :eek:

[clevemire]

Well, a spitting saltwater sausage isn't too appetizing either...but I do it anyway. :eek: LOL well said. But alas, my mind shall not be changed soon. I'll only do it nowadays if I'm really drunk :p

[koshea]

:p Oh, yeah, Bagz, the menthol thing works great...anything minty and tingly will work. Have your girl suck on an Altoid until it dissolves half way and then have her work on you. Or, have her suck on an ice cube, then go down on you, then have her take a sip of hot tea and go down on you again. The change in temperature will really feel good and she can keep switching back and forth between the ice cude and the hot tea. Or, she could have something else in her mouth like whipped cream (anything really). Not too much, so there's room for you (ha,ha)...you'll be able to feel the difference...OK, go try one of these suggestions right now!

what if your children herd you speaking in such a manner! ;)

[Encatuse]

I had my lady put two of those listerine strips on her tongue and then give oral just like 2 days ago. It burned at first, then it felt nice and tingly, then I didnt feel anything but regular. All were nice though.

[jacquelyne]

I kid u not i get it i would say six out of 7 days i feel spoilt i need to stop for a while because its taking me ages to cum now because im so used to it.Im very lucky tho hes really good at it and fucking loves doing it whereas most men ive had only will do it for about 5 mins then there mouths sore and if u havent had an orgasm its the worst thing ever cause then u need to masturbate to ease the tension but some men dont like women to touch themselves.Its the best rite now with the man im with and i have been with a girl which should have been better.Oh yea i need to be heaps c lean and shaved too or i feel paranoid and i never let him go down on me the next morning like before a shower but he always wants to cause when you feel fresh n clean its even more pleasurable

[BOgart.bitch]

i loove oral sex.

i love to receive and i love to give (to women, not to men.. although i DO still give to men its just not as fun *shrugs*).

hmm now thinking.. stories/tips?

ohh a tip: i found that girls like lip rings more than tongue rings for oral sex

is that a tip? anyway, good fact to know i suppose. lol.

ohh and yeah i agree tell teh person when they are fucking up - its the only way they'll ever learn.. and if you tell them everything they are doing wrong - eventually they are going to turn into one damn good orgasm machine.

or something like that?

[BOgart.bitch]

but some men dont like women to touch themselves.

if some man stopped in the middle on me THEN had the nerve to tell me not to touch myself id tell the fucker to go shove his damn finger up his ass while i finish the job right.

[jacquelyne]

yea those kinda lazy ass men shit me.Hmm the girl i was with for 8 mths liked the tounge but i had to take my labret out cause it would spike her so i pierced her tounge to feel it on me it really made no difference and some of the nasty attatchments can fuckn hurt

[GHoSToKeR]

lol BB

[jacquelyne]

yeah i love goin down on a chick.. especially when shes enjoyin it like hell.. gets me horny as fuck
Goddam ghost u just made me horny lol

[jacquelyne]

I musta missed that one earl;ier

[Euphoric]

oral sex is a beautiful thing. i love getting it, but even more, i love giving it. i will go down on any female with a reasonably clean happy place. anytime anywhere haha. and im damn good and damn proud of it. youre all beautiful ladies!

yees thats what its all about...i couldnt of said it better myself :D

music while giving oral? anyone have any preferences? personally, for me there is nothing better than the following combination... smoking a joint + DEATH METAL + going down down downnn :p

[opiuser]

i got one thing to say... TIC TAC'S and POP ROCKS... woot woot, pleasure for all and enough left over for next generation

[Kingslay3r]

cant say anything better eupho
its perfect
but i would go for death too or black metal

[poorprincess]

I prefer to give than to recieve but thats a submissive thing. My bf loves it because I want him to have his hands on my head or in my hair or to push me up against something and just ... nuff said