Worst Stoner Job Ever??

[LOVElife]

Easy people!

Wht would you say would be the WORST job for a Smoker?

I'm a Debt Collector and loadsa people say to me:

"How can you Smoke Weed, and be a Debt Collector at the same time"

I hadn't really thought about it before, but I guess it is quite a weird job for a smoker!

[Oli]

Cop would be bad.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

President.

Or the queen.

[Kramerica]

Anything customer service related would seem pretty bad. I worked at a hotel once, and the people dont get too bad there, but they can be bitchy at times. I can imagine restaurants and retail stores are much worse.

[sharpezor]

a hitman

uhh dude that was him
wha?
hes gona get away!
who is?
THE GUY!
Dude, what guy?
THE GUY YOU'RE SUPOSED TO HIT
Ohhhhhh, riiiight, him, heh heh. now where we?

[Powder Puff]

haha... lol!! Hitman!!:D

I would imagine something like navy seal!!:)

"This is a co op mission, so I don't want to hear any sounds, out of you"!!

*giggles*

**RATATATATATATATA** machine guns..!:)

[Musician]

any repetitive job

man these jobs sucks. like big industries where you repeat the same movement a thousand time.

im dishwasher for the moment. its not that bad coz i like the ppl i work with, and my boss is cool, he always gimme a beer after work and hes sort of a stoner, but otherwise id hate to be dishwasher too

[Euphoric]

Human Shield

[Its a Plant]

I also work in a dishroom in a hospital. The work is all repetitive, but its fairly easy and not that bad when you can just smoke up and put on your iPod and get to work.

..lmfao at the navy seals one. :stoned:

[robert42]

Human Ass Bandit

[beachguy in thongs]

I got one, I got one...

Robert42's smoking buddy.

[Satan666]

Gay porn star

[Nochowderforyou]

A public speaker of some kind. Like a motivational speaker or a preacher or something

[robert42]

I got one, I got one...

Robert42's smoking buddy.

that hurt lol

[smoke ranger]

Human Shield
lmfao!!! :thumbsup:

[whyamiwhite]

almost any job sucks...at least in my eyes

[LOVElife]

almost any job sucks...at least in my eyes
Your not going to get far with that opinion!

See you on CrimeStoppers!

[Its a Plant]

lol Lovelife, I can't help but cringe at your avatar. GunnerS!

[robert42]

ahh u dirty gooner

YID ARMY

YID ARMY

[Its a Plant]

how about that score yesterday?

7- nill. henry with a hat trick. Life doesn't get any better. :)

[LOVElife]

And it's super Chelsea, super Chelsea F.C,

We're by far the greatest team,

The world has ever seen.........


Peter Crouch!!!

HES TALL
HES SH*T
HE CANT FIT IN HIS KIT
PETER CROUCH PETER CROUCH!!!

He's Fat, He's Scouse
He'll Rob Your F***Ing House
Wayne Rooney
Wayne Rooney


BLUE TIL I DIE!!

[Az.]

almost any job sucks...at least in my eyes

nah...isnt there anything you would like to do?? work with animals...be a guitar tech....porn star.....there is somthing for everyone out there....people just dont seem to realise it....

....unless you are a lazy stoner and would just want to (or aldready do) sit around the house all day playing games...lol



I think an athlete would be a bad job for a stoner.

[LOVElife]

With a nick, nack, paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
Why don't Arsenal F*CK OFF HOME?!

[beachguy in thongs]

almost any job sucks...at least in my eyes
Key word: Almost.

Think of when you make a mistake on an important form. Your "white-out" job will be up-to-par, you know you're gonna cover up the incorrect word. Think of when you're at a bar, you meet a girl, take her home...well, technically, that job sucks, too.

Didn't mean to hurt ya', Roberto.

[LonerStoner]

Easy people!

Wht would you say would be the WORST job for a Smoker?

I'm a Debt Collector and loadsa people say to me:

"How can you Smoke Weed, and be a Debt Collector at the same time"

I hadn't really thought about it before, but I guess it is quite a weird job for a smoker!


I'll be damned, that's what I do! If I didn't puff on my lunch break I'd probably kill the people I talk to, nothing but a bunch of lying assholes.

[LOVElife]

I'll be damned, that's what I do! If I didn't puff on my lunch break I'd probably kill the people I talk to, nothing but a bunch of lying assholes.
Oh, they are all liars, each and every one of them.

I dont smok on the Job, gotta keep my wits about me round 'ere!

[LonerStoner]

Do you work for a third party collections agency, or are you in house somewhere?

[Ep180]

I work in a retail store. It's not too bad. You just have to know how to deal with people thats all.

[LOVElife]

Third Party Collection mate! I don't really wanna name the org I work for! They are large, and alwas plenty work for me. It's taught me to Trust NoBody!

Who do you work for??

[LonerStoner]

Third party myself, nothing like making 200+ phone calls a day, and either leaving tons of messages or just getting lied to or, my personal favorite, sworn at and hungup on. I hate people. But I get to sue the idiots with jobs, so that's always rewarding.

[LOVElife]

Moorcroft???

[Wesley Pipes]

almost any job sucks...at least in my eyeshow about bong tester :thumbsup: :dance: :dance:

[LonerStoner]

Oh yeah, I'm in the states

[LOVElife]

Oh yeah, I'm in the states
Ohhhh, So No then. lol

I like the job actually, confrontation with liars and cheats is always exciting.

It's like being a Cop, I dunno whats gonna happen tomorow!

[LonerStoner]

Yeah, it's always fun when you track down some loser who's been hiding. I feel like a detective sometimes, calling neighbors and whatnot.

[daZenfmeister]

Well, im a telemarketer for AOL and all i do is call up people who canceled and try to sell them aol. so not only are they pissed off but i have to sell them the product that they're pissed off at. I'm one of the top performers too. I made $13.60 an hour last check and my base pay is $7/hour.

I like it though, i would have quit along time ago if it weren't for the people who work their, i made some kick ass friends there.

[whyamiwhite]

Your not going to get far with that opinion!

See you on CrimeStoppers!

you ain't gonna see me there.........or on cops. i actually have a job and it's in auto repair.

[whyamiwhite]

how about bong tester :thumbsup: :dance: :dance:
but it would still be a job.....

[Easy Roller]

YIDARMY!!!!

follow the yido yido yido
follow the yido!

[Easy Roller]

Worst job???
profesional organ doner
copper
teacher
:eek: TRAFFIC WARDEN!! :eek:

[whyamiwhite]

YIDARMY!!!!

follow the yido yido yido
follow the yido!

what the fuck does that mean????? it was m entioned on the page before this one but i still have no clue about it........help a fella out please. thanx

[Raiden]

haha... lol!! Hitman!!:D

I would imagine something like navy seal!!:)

"This is a co op mission, so I don't want to hear any sounds, out of you"!!

*giggles*

**RATATATATATATATA** machine guns..!:)

hashish stems from the word assassin, because assasins used to smoke it before they killed.

[Easy Roller]

THFC
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
The Pride Of North London!!

Considered by our enemies to be mainly composed of jewish fans lol....
But we embrasse such slander and use it to fuel our rage when saturday comes........"slander and lager.......Follow the yido thrice valliant countrymen!...Lets go west and kick some heads in!!'' :glugglug:

[Powder Puff]

Ok, why do you quote me and say that? lol

[Raiden]

isnt a hitman a bit like an assasin? I thought it interesting

[Powder Puff]

Ok, why do you quote me and say that? lol

[coolgirl]

I think any job sucks lol :p

[Doobie Snax]

THFC
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
The Pride Of North London!!

Considered by our enemies to be mainly composed of jewish fans lol....
But we embrasse such slander and use it to fuel our rage when saturday comes........"slander and lager.......Follow the yido thrice valliant countrymen!...Lets go west and kick some heads in!!'' :glugglug:

SORRY MATE... but what was the leicester V tottenham score???

BLUE ARMY!!! BLUE ARMY!!! BLUE ARMY!!!

[Easy Roller]

SORRY MATE... but what was the leicester V tottenham score???

BLUE ARMY!!! BLUE ARMY!!! BLUE ARMY!!!

Get 'im! :mad:

[robert42]

YIDARMY!!!!

follow the yido yido yido
follow the yido!

YIDS

YIDS

[Musician]

I think any job sucks lol :p

your life must suck then

there are a lot of very very cool jobs in my opinion. having a job you like in your life is pretty important...

here are cool job i would like to do:

music teacher
musician (in clubs, bars, anything)
helicopter or plane pilot
cameraman. like filming documentaries about animals,movies, porno
professionnal drawer
painter
biologist (studying nature, sea, anything)
professionnal recorder for a music company
writer


i could continue this list for hours

seriously a lot of jobs are very cool.

[Easy Roller]

your life must suck then

there are a lot of very very cool jobs in my opinion. having a job you like in your life is pretty important...

here are cool job i would like to do:

music teacher
musician (in clubs, bars, anything)
helicopter or plane pilot
cameraman. like filming documentaries about animals,movies, porno
professionnal drawer
painter
biologist (studying nature, sea, anything)
professionnal recorder for a music company
writer


i could continue this list for hours

seriously a lot of jobs are very cool.

Cool selection....You forgot ;
Sniper
Secret Agent
Cannabis Farmer
King of small remote liberal island
Bill Gates

[robert42]

THFC
Tottenham Hotspur Football Club
The Pride Of North London!!

Considered by our enemies to be mainly composed of jewish fans lol....
But we embrasse such slander and use it to fuel our rage when saturday comes........"slander and lager.......Follow the yido thrice valliant countrymen!...Lets go west and kick some heads in!!'' :glugglug:

Good taste

YID ARMY

North London Born & Bred

[Lakota]

I'm an electrician, and love my job. But the worst is being high, 24/7/365, and having to go work in an Old Folks Home. Man I'll eat the bullet before I'm forced to live like that.