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EminEM1
01-14-2006, 07:31 AM
Here is a short fun quiz designed for fun--do not feel stupid if you don't score well, IT'S JUST FOR FUN.



Make a quick copy of the diagram picture ( it doesn't have to be exact, just fairly accurate, ) for the first 4 parts of this test.





Part 1.

Circle the biggest circle.



Part 2.

Circle the biggest X.



Part 3.

See the house? It is the purple house. The purple house is one story and every thing in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the refrigerator is purple (go on as long as you like) now what color are the stairs?



Part 4:

See the picture of a tree in a park? The park is located in the Northeastern United States. It's mid-winter and there is a strong wind blowing in the direction indicated by the lines. In which direction are the leaves being blown?



Part 5:

Copy the sets of dashes onto your piece of paper: _ _ _ _ _

Now, using the 5 dashes as your bottom line guide, write the word idiot.



Part 6:

There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?



Part 7:

Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing?



Part 8:

This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off. How old is the bus driver?



Part 9:

Which is correct: Five and four are eight, or five and four is eight?



Part 10:

How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark?


I'll Post the answers in 2 days!

EminEM1
01-14-2006, 07:34 AM
The diagram picture is under where it says Attached Images!!!

420ultimatesmokage
01-14-2006, 07:37 AM
ive seen that quite a few years ago lol

tokosan
01-14-2006, 09:59 AM
I WIN

EminEM1
01-14-2006, 12:14 PM
Why's everyone to affraid to do the quiz? what are the hiding? _ _ _ _ _ ???

pabloescobar209
01-14-2006, 01:50 PM
Make a quick copy of the diagram picture ( it doesn't have to be exact, just fairly accurate, ) for the first 4 parts of this test.





Part 1.

Circle the biggest circle.

whole diagram

Part 2.

Circle the biggest X.

same as 1

Part 3.

See the house? It is the purple house. The purple house is one story and every thing in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the refrigerator is purple (go on as long as you like) now what color are the stairs?

no stairs in a one story house

Part 4:

See the picture of a tree in a park? The park is located in the Northeastern United States. It's mid-winter and there is a strong wind blowing in the direction indicated by the lines. In which direction are the leaves being blown?

deciduous trees of the northeast have no leaves to blow in mid-winter

Part 5:

Copy the sets of dashes onto your piece of paper: _ _ _ _ _

Now, using the 5 dashes as your bottom line guide, write the word idiot.

idiot

Part 6:

There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?

you don't bury survivors

Part 7:

Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing?

mama

Part 8:

This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off. How old is the bus driver?

im 19

Part 9:

Which is correct: Five and four are eight, or five and four is eight?

4 and 5 are 9

Part 10:

How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark? 2 each, one male and one female