Last Comic Standing finalist joke

[beachguy in thongs]

I can't remember his name, but he's on Comedy Central, and he used to be on "Last Comic Standing".

He said he was the worst father in the world. He had his kids birthday party at OTB (Off-Track Betting) and they were all crying. He told them not to worry because he was gonna pay them back. :stoned:

[sophiastarchild]

I don't know about that...but I remember Dat Phan...the little Zen comic who won the whole thing!

[beachguy in thongs]

This was the guy named "Rich" who made it to (near) the end, and always wore his leather jacket, for standup.

I saw Dat Phan, just, the other day. He was hilarious. This guy was funny, too.

[justinsane]

my favorite comedian is Mitch Hedberg

heres a sample


I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over."

I get the Reese's candy bar. If you read that name "Reese's", that's an apostrophe S. Reese's apostrophe S at the end of that name. That means the candy bar is his. I didn't know that. Next time you're eating a Reese's candy bar and a guy name Reese comes by and says, "Let me have that," you better hand it over. "I'm sorry, Reese. I didn't think I'd ever run into you. You're a fucking bully, man. Let me at least have a piece."

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

the best thing about him though, isnt his jokes, its the way he says them. he definitly has his own style. and it kicks ass

you can download clips or the entire cd of his

[beachguy in thongs]

I used to use his quotes in my signature.

http://www.thedotdotdot.com/humor/hedberg.html

[Euphoric]

wow that was funny so i looked up his offical website..

We are heartbroken to let you know that Mitch passed away on Tuesday, March 29, 2005. He dedicated his life to comedy and bringing joy to his fans. Mitch loved all of you.

thats not as funny at all

[beachguy in thongs]

No, that isn't.

[beachguy in thongs]

That Rich guy is on Comedy Central, now, from 7-7:30 EST.

[BizzleLuvin]

thats not funny. god beachguy, i hate cats!!!!!!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

Reno 911's on now. It's Hilarious.

That joke was cute.