So the condom split...

[Doobie Snax]

So the condom split...

Luckily i hadn't come yet, so the only thing that could've escaped is pre-cum. Although this can also make you pregnant. I'm shitting myself incase my girlfriend turns out to be pregnant. I'm 16 ffs.

:confused:

[Euphoric]

don't worry

[kiki]

you can get pregnant from pre-cum. make sure your girlfriend knows this. it depends what part of her menstrual cycle she's on (girls are most fertile like the week or 2 before their period), but if she thinks it's a possibility she should consider the morning-after pill.

[Doobie Snax]

I know you can get pregnant from pre-cum, i said that in my post. And it is a week or 2 after her period. We're gonna go to the clinic thingy to get it sorted i think, has to be within 72 hours though.

[Euphoric]

haha fine listen to them..in the end you will see i was right this is how the world works

[beachguy in thongs]

Break up your herb and smoke the seeds. I heard if you smoke seeds, you won't get pregnant. :what:

[Musician]

lol bullshit

[beachguy in thongs]

lol bullshit
What the smoking seeds won't get you pregnant?

I didn't exactly hear that, but I heard smoking seeds making you sterile. :smokin:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Supposedly smoking seeds reduces your sperm count just like drinking mountian dew reduces sperm count.

Get it checked it out, it's for the best.

[Doobie Snax]

That's what she/we're doing. I'm sure it'll all be good tho.

[Psycho4Bud]

Supposedly smoking seeds reduces your sperm count just like drinking mountian dew reduces sperm count.

Get it checked it out, it's for the best.

I've always drank mountain dew by the twelve packs and toked up REAL heavy in my teen years....she still got pregnant! Just like the ol' having her stand upside down for a while was suppose to work.

[friendowl]

suck out the pre sperm and smoke it

[Doobie Snax]

that's discusting, not to mention a lil harsh seeing as how im genuinely worried. i don't wanna be some crackhead teenage parent.

[Joel]

Hahaha, if all comes to worste doobie, both of you can both pitch up to have a C section done. ( abortion ) And no you wont turn out to be a crackhead teenage parent if you dont decide to go smoke a phat rock.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Hahaha, if all comes to worste doobie, both of you can both pitch up to have a C section done. ( abortion ) And no you wont turn out to be a crackhead teenage parent if you dont decide to go smoke a phat rock.


A C(esario) Section is where they cut the baby out unstead of letting the mother give birth naturally. Usually preformed with Breach Babies (babies who want to come out foot first, which would cause nearly every bone in their body to be broken in the process).

Just calm down, deal with the shit step at a time. You're more than likely fine, wait until the test results to freak out.

[Easy Roller]

Make the most of the situation..If you think you have get her a morning after pill....Bang her brains out without wearing a fucking rubber...you've got like 3 days untill you need to check her in so bone her bareback like god thought you were going to...Rubbers suck man , HIV rocks

[Joel]

Thanks penguin for reembersing my post of an 'abortion'

[Doobie Snax]

She got the morning after pill so i guess 'every little thing is gonna be alright'!

[beachguy in thongs]

No, you were supposed to get the "morning before" pill, didn't you learn anything in health class :what: ???

[s2headhunter]

dude ..dont sweat it......your fine..i mean yeah theres a chance but this has happend to me at least 6 times.....and nothing dude dont worry ....yes youcan get pregnant off of pre cum....but the chances are very low...

[Nochowderforyou]

Have fun, DAD! ;)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Actually, precum is supposedly very sperm-fortified, SUPPOSEDLY from what I've heard MORE potent of your little fellas then actual cum, although I don't see how that works..

[beachguy in thongs]

Have fun, DAD! ;)
LOL. That was audible.

[beachguy in thongs]

Thanks, babyfaced. This is for you.

Pre-ejaculate
(redirected from Precum)

Pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid or Cowper's fluid) is the clear lubricating fluid that is issued from a man's penis when he is aroused. Slang terms for pre-ejaculate include pre-come, pre-cum, dog water, and speed drop.

The fluid is usually secreted by Cowper's glands during foreplay or at an early stage during sex, some time before the man reaches orgasm and semen is ejaculated. Pre-ejaculatory fluid prepares the urethra for the passage of semen and neutralizes acidity due to any residual urine. It also lubricates the movement of the foreskin over the glans. The amount of fluid that the human male can issue varies widely between individuals, from imperceptible amounts to a copious flow.

A problem for couples who seek to avoid pregnancy, however, is that the pre-ejaculate may contain sperm. This is one additional reason why withdrawal (coitus interruptus) is not considered to be a reliable method of birth control. There have been no large-scale studies of sperm in pre-ejaculate, but some smaller-scale studies suggest that any sperm present may be ineffectual at causing pregnancy. It is commonly held, but as yet unverified, that pre-ejaculate may pick up existing sperm in the urethra if the man has not urinated since his last ejaculation.

An article in the April 2003 edition of the Journal of Assisted Reproduction & Genetics set out to determine "if spermatozoa are present in the preejaculatory penile secretion, originating from Cowper's gland." After seeing that none of the pre-ejaculate contained sperm, they concluded that "Preejaculatory fluid secreted at the tip of the urethra from Cowper's gland during sexual stimulation did not contain sperm and therefore cannot be responsible for pregnancies during coitus interruptus"

A more serious problem is those same studies have shown the presence of HIV, the virus responsible for the disease AIDS, in pre-ejaculate. Although the frequency of HIV transmission through oral-genital contact is fairly low, a risk still exists. Pre-ejaculate can also transmit other STDs.

[Make it Hempen]

Yeah, morning after pill just in case. Good plan. I'm glad you're being responsible about it at least. Condom's are a pain... *sigh*

Good luck!

Love- Kate

[Chaos]

ha im 16...and ive been scared twice thinking she was pg...the funny hting is that ive cummed in her over 100 times....and she still has yet to be pg....she wasnt on birth control or anything....but pre-cum it can...but will it...probably not....dude dont worry about it

[Adam01]

Stupid kids. My parents were 15 when they had my sister. You are going to end up like them.

[Doobie Snax]

Maybe you should suck my hairy ballsack?

[Pipe Dreams]

Maybe you should suck my hairy ballsack?


hahaha pwnt:stoned:

[bavet]

You play, you pay. Your too stupid to be having sex.

[socialinjustice]

thats why you buy the condoms with spermicide lubricant

[Cyclonite]

Take a test...if she is pregnant get a morning after pill if that's what you want to do, if you can't I believe a morning after pill is similar to a triple dose of birth control. She will feel sick when she takes that much. I'm no doctor though so I would do your own research or preferably get a medical persons option.

[EmoRebellion]

coat hanger anyone?

[Nochowderforyou]

Why do young kids have so much sex these days? Back in my mothers time when she was a teenager, these kinds of things were frowned upon, and now it seems like everyone is doing it.

So let me ask you young kids, why is sex so important that you must have it with multiple partners, or when you're with someone, why feel the need to have sex with other people? WHY?!

I don't get it.

[partyguy420]

ahh if she is knocked up, file for welfare, collect it for a year, and then when the welfare check quits getting sent to you, let the baby die from SIDS(sudden infiant death syndrom) of course, you have to hold a pillow over the babys face... i have found that extra firm pillow work the best...

[d00d989]

ahh if she is knocked up, file for welfare, collect it for a year, and then when the welfare check quits getting sent to you, let the baby die from SIDS(sudden infiant death syndrom) of course, you have to hold a pillow over the babys face... i have found that extra firm pillow work the best...

why go through all that trouble when theres bound to be a large board or baseball bat somewhere around your neighborhood?