Boners?

[OzzyOz]

why do i get boners in the worst situations?

a couple years ago i got a bit of a boner when reading a report to a class

today i got a boner while doing a math problem outloud...



Why do i get boners when i don't want, do i hold some sort of magical power, or is it i who just has the boner of randomness?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

you're going through puberty. dont they teach this shit in 5th grade anymore?!?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

They tried to teach me in 5th grade, but I got in trouble for laughing.

I learned on the streets the hard way.

Just kidding, I love the 'net :thumbsup:



Anyway, it's a buildup of hormones, or maybe you're thinking or looking at/about a girl.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

thinking at a girl, looking about a girl? huh? :D lol

[Powder Puff]

This one time, I sat in my gf's room, there where 10 people in the room.. I sat next to my girlfriend, (SO HOT!!) then I just got a boner.. then we sat under a blanket, and the boner didn't go away.. When the people FIANALLY decided to leave, THREE!! hours later, it was still there.. So, sometimes they just don't go away without you interact!:)

Sorry if this has nothing to do with the subject, but I had to get it off my chest!:)

[Lakota]

People think that if they go to a nudist beach they'll pop a constant boner....

Too many old,ugly,old,women there.......

never happens

Nothing like doing your girl with the ah...morning piss hardon/boner

[BabyFacedAbortion]

No one REALLY cares if you get a boner.

Although, one time this kid that constantly talked shit about me got one in gym class and I never let that go, especially since we were doing a team building activity and at the time he was getting touched by like 15 guys at once.

Yeah, he became "Fagboy" to me that day.

[friendowl]

i think your a damn pervert and you want everyone to see the cockasaurus

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

that goes double for me!

[PassTheBlunt420]

goes triple for me. But the real reason why you get it in weird situations is because of nervousness.

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

It could also be that you get an boner...as a fright!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

a stoner boner perhaps?

[PassTheBlunt420]

a peep ee poppper can also be the case!

[OzzyOz]

ROFL
i'm 15, i went through puberty in like 6th grade...


i'm just asking why i get lots of boners???? and how to minimize my hard pole




Thanks for the supporter fuckers :thumbsup:

[rab]

ROFL
i'm 15, i went through puberty in like 6th grade...


i'm just asking why i get lots of boners???? and how to minimize my hard pole




Thanks for the supporter fuckers :thumbsup:

Put them in olive oil in a cool dark place until you're 50

[The Inferno]

Ha you think you got it bad?
I was passing sacarment at church at got them
almost every sunday...i did love church...
XD

[420purplehaze420]

i use to get boners in class everyday seriously there wasnt a class i went to that i didnt get hard in but that could have something to do with my extremely short attention span and there being like twice as many girls at my school then guys, but after i lost my virginity and was around the block a few times it went away but it still does happen the occasional time. atleast no one noticed that i know of

[SocksThaClown]

i think your a damn pervert and you want everyone to see the cockasaurus
lolol lmao thats funny im sorry but "cockasaurus"?:dance:

[cannabis campbell]

you damn dirty perverted sick motherfucker

[Big Calhoun]

Think of the ugliest teacher you ever had and picture that person naked. That'll solve your issue quick fast!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

about 2 years ago or something i was in science class, i was at the front, and i had a full on hard on, and i had to get up to go get a peice of paper, and when i did, the WHOLE class burst into laughter as i had this huge lump stickin out my trousers. But then i was known by everyone to have a big dick haha, i think some random guy just told loads of people about how big my dick is (wtf, lol), and well, it just got around. So its not all bad, i guess ;)

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

oh, btw. I got the boner because i was just really horny that day and i was distracted and just thinking of a really hot girl i made up in my mind... i don't just get random hard on's for no reason. Used to before when i was like 13.

[mrdevious]

As I learned in my teens, it actually does work to think of baseball.

[JunkYard]

You should try falling asleep in class, and having a semi-wet dream, lol! I never actually busted a nut, but I apparently talk while sleeping, so...You get the picture!

I once gave a used condom wrapper to the lunch lady attempting to pay for my lunch. She just sat there starring at me, and everyone was laughing...Talk about embarassing moments!

A hardon in class is no biggie, but they make for good gossip, lol! :D

Get used to it, man. Dick control is not something easy to master at your age!

[Funkamander]

HA!

I remember the easy-wood days. Fun times. I'd get a boner whenever I got a ride to school. Didn't matter who. Vibration mixed with early morning... every friKKin time.

[kush07]

It tends to happen. Some say it is nerves and that the heightened blood flow stimulates the spongey tissue in the penis and causes a erection.


Personally, I just think your a pervert.:thumbsup:

Happy Toking :rasta:

[birdgirl73]

ROFL
i'm 15, i went through puberty in like 6th grade...


i'm just asking why i get lots of boners???? and how to minimize my hard pole




Thanks for the supporter fuckers :thumbsup:

Hon, it just happens to young men your age. And even though your voice changed way back in fifth grade, you're still in your pubescent years. My husband gave our son, who is a few years older than you now, a book when he was your age that explained that the brain is simply working out its pathways as it begins making the connections that send that "erection" signal down there. So the random boners just happen for a while. Eventually those signals will settle down. Until they do, don't wear tucked-in shirts!

[mrdevious]

Oh, I remember now! there is a cure to a boner, just hold your breath. Every guy's had that awkward situation where you can't afford one but it comes itself, and I just held my breath and eventually the discomfort and focus on holding it as it gets more difficult totally cures it.

[eddievanzant]

Whackoff before school, and between periods: a good whack only gives you maybe an hour of no random boners.

[Adam01]

Yeah I remember in middle school. It was like one big constant boner for no reason at all. It kind of sucks because sometimes I wish I had the sex drive now that I did when I was 13.