Jesse DeForest
01-11-2006, 07:07 AM
Alright man so like back in the old times and stuff George washington was talking with his other president friends and he's like "you know what this states needs, dudes?" and nobody knows but he tells them hes like, he turns to the white side of the room and he's like "Money, man." then he turns to the black side of the room and says "Papers, fools."
So then he says to himself man the money needs to be green so that way people can't cointerfeit it and shit. so he's like, we ahve to find a new plant that's green and able to made into paper. so man they try all these different plants, but man the paper they make is really sucky and hard to write on. so finally found a plant, which we now know is marijuana, but they did not know that at the time. they took the plant to the factory, and put into the paper machine. when the paper began coming out, he tested it and it was fan fuckin tastic.
so then he started having money printed that way, to distribute over the states, to create a currency.
But one day, at the plant, a worker was taking a cigarette break outside. He unknowingly flicked his cigarette butt onto a sleeping shomeless man who proceeded to catch on fire, which in turn, set ablaze the hemp money factor he was sleeping against.
So man, the motherfuckers burns like crazy man. all the workers are dead and shit, but i think they died happy. so man, everybody in the nearby town of Cannsis sees the smoke and there like shit dude what is that i don't know lets go find out.
so now we have like a whole town driving out to this burning factory, and when they all get there, it's all smoky and shit cause of the money and the plants being burned to the gorund. so everybody gets all super stoned and shit. and it's the whole town stowned out there. together. and man there's no munchies so they like start eating eachother and shit. and then they get all super horny and start raping people while they're eating them and like, crazy shit dude.
so they ended up all killing eachother cause they were so high man. so then no one ever knew it happened and that's why everybody else thinks it was something different.
So then he says to himself man the money needs to be green so that way people can't cointerfeit it and shit. so he's like, we ahve to find a new plant that's green and able to made into paper. so man they try all these different plants, but man the paper they make is really sucky and hard to write on. so finally found a plant, which we now know is marijuana, but they did not know that at the time. they took the plant to the factory, and put into the paper machine. when the paper began coming out, he tested it and it was fan fuckin tastic.
so then he started having money printed that way, to distribute over the states, to create a currency.
But one day, at the plant, a worker was taking a cigarette break outside. He unknowingly flicked his cigarette butt onto a sleeping shomeless man who proceeded to catch on fire, which in turn, set ablaze the hemp money factor he was sleeping against.
So man, the motherfuckers burns like crazy man. all the workers are dead and shit, but i think they died happy. so man, everybody in the nearby town of Cannsis sees the smoke and there like shit dude what is that i don't know lets go find out.
so now we have like a whole town driving out to this burning factory, and when they all get there, it's all smoky and shit cause of the money and the plants being burned to the gorund. so everybody gets all super stoned and shit. and it's the whole town stowned out there. together. and man there's no munchies so they like start eating eachother and shit. and then they get all super horny and start raping people while they're eating them and like, crazy shit dude.
so they ended up all killing eachother cause they were so high man. so then no one ever knew it happened and that's why everybody else thinks it was something different.