selling to a guy who fucked me

[endo..jay]

ok i got a call from my buddy and he said this guy was lookin for weed...well the guy who is looking fucked me big he sold me weed that he said was laced with coke wel he took advantage of me in my drunken state by smokin a joint of killa bud and sellin me schwag well it was laced but with asprin i latter found out...well anyway he is looking for bud and i wanna get some payback i know its wrong but hey an eye for an eye right? well what are some good ideas on gettin him back?

[Powder Puff]

Take a piss on the weed!! Don't sell to him!!

This one dude fucked me for 200 £!!! Now he ask's me alot if I can get any weed.. NO!! I'd rather fuck a WHALE!!

[Az.]

if you have a vaporiser....smoke the weed then sell it to him...

i wouldn't normally suggest somthing so harsh but it just came off the top of my head and it sounds like a good idea.....i dont know if vaps make any difference to the apperence of it....but if not....

or you could just sell to him fairly and let everything go...thats probly the better way to go....

....or you could just not sell to him! <---best one imo

[Garden Knowm]

don't sell to him... smoke him a bowl for free.. but don't sell to him..

Being kind is always the best way to go.. you don't have top be a push over.. just be COOL... be yourself.. YOURSELF is ALWAYS KIND, POWERFUL and LOVING.

i love you

[endo..jay]

Take a piss on the weed!! Don't sell to him!!

This one dude fucked me for 200 £!!! Now he ask's me alot if I can get any weed.. NO!! I'd rather fuck a WHALE!!
thats what i thought of doing was takin a piss in a jar and soakin the weed in it overnight then sayin its really good 'dank'

dont get me wrong this is bad and i really dont aggree with it but hey this insults me as a dealer i sell good product at a good price and he sold bad product and a bad price 80 a 1/4

[endo..jay]

don't sell to him... smoke him a bowl for free.. but don't sell to him..

Being kind is always the best way to go.. you don't have top be a push over.. just be COOL... be yourself.. YOURSELF is ALWAYS KIND, POWERFUL and LOVING.

i love you
garden knowm your such a fuckin hippy

i love you too

[friendowl]

tell him to his face whats up with that shit you pulled the last time.confront him.try not to sound threatning but let him know you aint no joke.then whatever he wants to buy just charge him extra and give him a scandolous sack.or just make comments till he responds negatively and get down with him

[Ganj]

ok i got a call from my buddy and he said this guy was lookin for weed...well the guy who is looking fucked me big he sold me weed that he said was laced with coke wel he took advantage of me in my drunken state by smokin a joint of killa bud and sellin me schwag well it was laced but with asprin i latter found out...well anyway he is looking for bud and i wanna get some payback i know its wrong but hey an eye for an eye right? well what are some good ideas on gettin him back?
this is no way to solve anything. the only way to live in peace is to act upon it. pissing on his weed, selling him dehydrated weed, by doing so your no better than him. it's time for individuals to take a stand, no matter how much hatred is among us.

[Powder Puff]

thats what i thought of doing was takin a piss in a jar and soakin the weed in it overnight then sayin its really good 'dank'

dont get me wrong this is bad and i really dont aggree with it but hey this insults me as a dealer i sell good product at a good price and he sold bad product and a bad price 80 a 1/4
That's what I would have loved to do, but I'd much rather do what Garden said!:)

I did that once or twice.. But they didn't fuck me for 200 big ones.. They where more like borrow a 10 £ of me, and never paid me back.. Annoying? Yes! Keep a Grudge? No!:D :thumbsup:

If you think he deserves to be forgiven, do it... If he's not even a nice person, Then just don't sell to him!:)

[Cooler Then Jesus]

a guy i know sold bud laced with PCP and meth to my little (8 years old!) brother. like a gram for 90$. then that night, i loaded up 12 magazines full of 5.56 NATO bullets. put them in my FULLY AUTOMATIC M4A1 commando (assault rifle) then i went down to his front yard in my freinds car (he was visiting from washington so i wasent worried about the dealer recognizing my car) then i put int a mag, chamber a bullet, i hear my saftey, *click* semi auto............hehe *click* full auto. than i lit up his sububerban and his brothers KIA with 12 magazines, because his brother jacked my bubbler from me 2 years ago, i made sure i got his car too.... so thats 30 rounds a magazine,

30
12x
----
360

so, basically pumped both of their cars full of led. about 360 bullets is a matter of fact.



you may say "why do that? thats not the stoner way" well guess what? i dont care. he almost killed my little brother and his brother jacked my bubbler. so that was the straw that broke the camels back. so i made sure every square inch of his car was covered in HOLES! funny, i was out there for about 30 seconds and not ONE person came out side.

any way..
i love you guys

[Musician]

haha well done

piss on the weed seems good for that fucka

or just sell him oregon lol

[Ganj]

a guy i know sold bud laced with PCP and meth to my little (8 years old!) brother. like a gram for 90$. then that night, i loaded up 12 magazines full of 5.56 NATO bullets. put them in my FULLY AUTOMATIC M4A1 commando (assault rifle) then i went down to his front yard in my freinds car (he was visiting from washington so i wasent worried about the dealer recognizing my car) then i put int a mag, chamber a bullet, i hear my saftey, *click* semi auto............hehe *click* full auto. than i lit up his sububerban and his brothers KIA with 12 magazines, because his brother jacked my bubbler from me 2 years ago, i made sure i got his car too.... so thats 30 rounds a magazine,

30
12x
----
360

so, basically pumped both of their cars full of led. about 360 bullets is a matter of fact.



you may say "why do that? thats not the stoner way" well guess what? i dont care. he almost killed my little brother and his brother jacked my bubbler. so that was the straw that broke the camels back. so i made sure every square inch of his car was covered in HOLES! funny, i was out there for about 30 seconds and not ONE person came out side.

any way..
i love you guys
obviously, there is no "stoner way".

[Capt. Carl]

A guy fucked you?! :thumbsup:

[endo..jay]

or just sell him oregon lol
he is an asshole not a retard

[Musician]

yea u put it in alu foil then u say make it quick

or just sell him like 10grams and say its 14 grams

just say u need to make it quick, anything. just dont give him the right amount of weed ^^

[Powder Puff]

a guy i know sold bud laced with PCP and meth to my little (8 years old!) brother. like a gram for 90$. then that night, i loaded up 12 magazines full of 5.56 NATO bullets. put them in my FULLY AUTOMATIC M4A1 commando (assault rifle) then i went down to his front yard in my freinds car (he was visiting from washington so i wasent worried about the dealer recognizing my car) then i put int a mag, chamber a bullet, i hear my saftey, *click* semi auto............hehe *click* full auto. than i lit up his sububerban and his brothers KIA with 12 magazines, because his brother jacked my bubbler from me 2 years ago, i made sure i got his car too.... so thats 30 rounds a magazine,

30
12x
----
360

so, basically pumped both of their cars full of led. about 360 bullets is a matter of fact.



you may say "why do that? thats not the stoner way" well guess what? i dont care. he almost killed my little brother and his brother jacked my bubbler. so that was the straw that broke the camels back. so i made sure every square inch of his car was covered in HOLES! funny, i was out there for about 30 seconds and not ONE person came out side.

any way..
i love you guys
There is only one thing wrong about this.. If he had a little cousin over? I agree with doing it, but it's a very dangerous thing to do... YOU could have killed someone.. Are you the better man then? KARMA dude.. KARMA!!

It would have fucked him..! I would have fucked him.. For starters.. WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR 8 YEAR OLD BROTHER DOING WITH WEED??! He should be in school.. Or kindergarden.. You don't smoke at the age of 8... You play with dolls and shit (I mean army dolls..)

[endo..jay]

yea and where does a 8 year old get 90 bucks for a g???

[Musician]

lmao, smelling shit.. haha

[friendowl]

liars fuck things up.keep it real fool.we all no you didnt shoot up no cars.fully auto gun fire and then to reload twice cmon.just cuz no can see you dosnt mean we cant see through you

[Chaos]

put like 1/4 weed and the rest orangeno

[Harvesthetic]

if you have a vaporiser....smoke the weed then sell it to him...


:thumbsup: HARSH lol extract the fun out of it, sell him thcless shwag back

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Do exactly what he did to you to him =]

that's fucking retarded, laced with asprin? JESUS CHRIST, what a dumb little shit.

to get him back...Lemme kick his ass :D

[DjSkizzle]

heres a really awful story i should share.. if you really wanna get at this guy do what my cousin's best friend did.. whack off.. bust a nut all over the weed your gonna sell him, let it dry, then watch him smoke lmfao.. be sure to turn down the hit if he offers tho.. ahahahaa

[FireRazor]

if you have a vaporiser....smoke the weed then sell it to him...

i wouldn't normally suggest somthing so harsh but it just came off the top of my head and it sounds like a good idea.....i dont know if vaps make any difference to the apperence of it....but if not....

or you could just sell to him fairly and let everything go...thats probly the better way to go....

....or you could just not sell to him! <---best one imo
I like the earlier suggestion more then the later.

[d00d989]

take a shit in a bag and sell it to him, tell him its a new strain rofl

[potheaduk]

ok i got a call from my buddy and he said this guy was lookin for weed...well the guy who is looking fucked me big he sold me weed that he said was laced with coke wel he took advantage of me in my drunken state by smokin a joint of killa bud and sellin me schwag well it was laced but with asprin i latter found out...well anyway he is looking for bud and i wanna get some payback i know its wrong but hey an eye for an eye right? well what are some good ideas on gettin him back?


just beat the fuck out of him and take the dudes money he will think twice b4 fucking you over again

[cameron123240]

:dance: :dance: i got sumthin, CUM all over the weed, and let it dry, then when its dry it will look like it just has hella crytally trichromes on it, tell him this shit is insane, and get alotta money outa the deal. Lmao :dance: :dance:

[dogg]

heres a really awful story i should share.. if you really wanna get at this guy do what my cousin's best friend did.. whack off.. bust a nut all over the weed your gonna sell him, let it dry, then watch him smoke lmfao.. be sure to turn down the hit if he offers tho.. ahahahaa
Wow. That's harsh.

[stangle12]

i support that fully. ill even contribute.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

...

how do you know that dried jizz looks like crystals on weed?


that's funny though hahaha

[potheaduk]

...

how do you know that dried jizz looks like crystals on weed?


that's funny though hahaha

good point ;)

[Jeff Spicoli]

what you should do is just tell him to FUCK OFF.
end of story

[the last stand]

or just kiff the whole lot first...

[3rdEyeVision]

ya just freeze it and put it over a screen or whatever and gather all the trichomes off it

[ScarlettCrush]

fuck that, just don't sell to him, and let him know why.
He'll think twice next time...might even make it up to you.

[Rarrr]

tell him to his face whats up with that shit you pulled the last time.confront him.try not to sound threatning but let him know you aint no joke.then whatever he wants to buy just charge him extra and give him a scandolous sack.or just make comments till he responds negatively and get down with him

I agree with some of this. You should bring it up to him next time you speak with him. Make him as uncomfortable as you can about the whole situation. Make sure you know the full story behind what he did so no assumptions have been made. Then, after that, determine whether he's worth selling some weed to.

[kronikdaze420]

poop in a bag and let it dry and tell him its hash.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

hmmm. i guess you can say, i like the skeet on the bud trick more than my idea of lighting up their car. just smoke the buds out of a vaporizer, than cover them in jizz. thn dry them in the sun and sell it to him, WHAM! then after he smokes it all (besure ONLY he smokes it.) then let him knowhe just inhaled a bunch of your cum smoke, lol.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

oh, and give it a classic name, like "salty". also, purple sharpies also work when trying to turn some bud into some purple quick.

thats how i wouldhave got my people back if he wanted to buy from me afterwards, would have saved their cars :-)

[Garden Knowm]

Do exactly what he did to you to him =]

that's fucking retarded, laced with asprin? JESUS CHRIST, what a dumb little shit.

to get him back...Lemme kick his ass :D


yeah great.. A guy steals your weed and you send a 14 year old hottie to kick his ass... ahaahah

I think Scarlett gets paid to that to people...


Fuck, leave your door unlocked.. I'll give you 100 bucks if you let me steal your weed.. .. As long as I get the punishment.. from the queen CRUSHER herself

: )

[harmonicminor]

if you can't trust him to buy off then never trust him to sell it to
if he narcs then he screwed you twice with the second time being the most severe

[Rarrr]

yeah great.. A guy steals your weed and you send a 14 year old hottie to kick his ass... ahaahah

I think Scarlett gets paid to that to people...


Fuck, leave your door unlocked.. I'll give you 100 bucks if you let me steal your weed.. .. As long as I get the punishment.. from the queen CRUSHER herself

: )
LOL

[da haze meister]

funny, i was out there for about 30 seconds and not ONE person came out side.



ok your story is total bullshit... there is one large hole. you said thirty seconds, 360 rounds, 12 clips? Bull to the SHit. First off, the reload time on an M4 Commando is about three-four seconds. Fires at about 700 RPM, that would mean like if you could fire that much ammo in one pull of the trigger, it might factor in, but add the reload time, plus the fact that the standard M4 barrel would heat up like crazy, that means you were out there for at least a minute, even if the story is true. Bull shit. You are a fucking liar.

[420purplehaze420]

shit in a bag thats not see through and sell him that and when he says something about it be like its about as good as the stuff you sold me.....enjoy

[chillsmoke]

sell hima fat sack of grass

and by grass i mean the kind that comes from your front yard... that your dog poops on ,and then mix in pencil shavings, some pee, some dandruff, and finally... some boogers

ha HA HA HA get him back

[BabyFacedAbortion]

yeah great.. A guy steals your weed and you send a 14 year old hottie to kick his ass... ahaahah

I think Scarlett gets paid to that to people...


Fuck, leave your door unlocked.. I'll give you 100 bucks if you let me steal your weed.. .. As long as I get the punishment.. from the queen CRUSHER herself

: )

Known, please stop confusing me with those girls you spy on every night. :( Oh wait, they're only 12.

I'm not fourteen, assfuck.

[endo..jay]

nah i think what im going to do is put it in the freezer and take all his crystals then soak it in piss over night then blow a load on it and let it dry and i will sell it as the diggity dankest weed i have ever had

[Starchild]

Turn the other cheek.He will suffer more without weed than with anything you could do to the weed.

[UrDrugDealer.]

tell him to his face whats up with that shit you pulled the last time.confront him.try not to sound threatning but let him know you aint no joke.then whatever he wants to buy just charge him extra and give him a scandolous sack.or just make comments till he responds negatively and get down with him

right on. if any1 ganked me id bash there fucking skull in. then skull fuck him. :stoned: :D :D

[likemclever]

If you soak it in piss itâ??s not going to look or smell rightâ?¦.not to mention itâ??s going to take a long time to dry out. Donâ??t waste good weed on bad rubbish.

If you donâ??t need the money then just donâ??t sell to him and tell him why.

If you do need the money then sell him a bag but put like 30 or so (not crushed) aspirin in the bag. I recommend Excedrin cause they have big Eâ??s on them and he will know at a glance what they are. When he gives you that WTF look tell him you didnâ??t have time to crush them. He will know that you know and thatâ??s all that matters.

If you really want to make him regret fucking you over than sell him an 1/8 of some really good weed. Make sure you let him know it will be the last weed he will ever see from you. He will go through that 1/8 rather quick and he will be very very sorry he ever fucked you over.

I also really like the vaporizer idea :thumbsup:

[UrDrugDealer.]

Wierd Title. i thought u ment u where gonna sell to an ex lover who fucked u literally. ew

[whyamiwhite]

ok your story is total bullshit... there is one large hole. you said thirty seconds, 360 rounds, 12 clips? Bull to the SHit. First off, the reload time on an M4 Commando is about three-four seconds. Fires at about 700 RPM, that would mean like if you could fire that much ammo in one pull of the trigger, it might factor in, but add the reload time, plus the fact that the standard M4 barrel would heat up like crazy, that means you were out there for at least a minute, even if the story is true. Bull shit. You are a fucking liar.

and you know this how??? just out of curiosity

[likemclever]

my guess would be military.....and he's right thereâ??s no way you could put 12 magazines through that weapon in the manner he described. The barrel would get to hot...and he simply didn't have enough time to do what he said.....I also find it hard to believe that all of those neighbors who didn't come outside also didn't call the police....Mmm..sure ok.


I don't know why are you white..