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moeburn
01-09-2006, 08:52 AM
Mister president, you have two issues that concern me today.
One, your war on drugs, especially marijuana and LSD. Two, your need to send our men across the ocean to fix some other country's problem when we have got problems of our own to deal with.

Father Bush, President of America, I feel like you have left Mother Nature of America, the woman who gave me these drugs and allowed me to have fun with my brothers and girls.

Sir, my highschool psychology textbook says there are four types of drugs.
Narcotics, Stimulants, Depressants, Psychadelics.
You Missed the ball.

Sir, we live in a universe that is dominated by Space, and Time. There are three ways of being comfortable in our current space, as we wait until we sleep, either tonight or forever:
Narcotics, Stimulants, and Depressants.

There are two ways of being entertained as time goes by, as we wait until we sleep, either tonight or forever:
Mother Melatonin (Marijuana) And Father Tryptamine (LSD, DMT, Shrooms).

Father Tryptamine lets me eat mushrooms and LSD paper tabs in different places of the world (different types of hallucinogens), because we hunted outside in the pretty green colors for our food, and built creatively shaped buildings in the bright light sun, and saw scary monsters that we hunted and killed for dinner.

Mother Marijuana lets me eat because I had a good day hunting, she lets me eat weed and munchies in a well cooked meal from what we hunted today in the sun. She lets me smoke to feel warmth to pull a blanket over my head, because I had a long day.

If Father feels we've had a good enough time hunting monsters and building creatively shaped buildings, he'll let Mother Marijuana tuck me in at night. If Mother Marijuana feels I am comfortable enough in the space that we hunt in, she will let me go out to see Father at day.

There is only one me. I am my only god. I am the eternal cycle. I am the one that ultimately tries to break Father's rules or Mother's rules.

Sir, you want to know why so many people are using these drugs? Because its not a fun time to watch our buddies die in iraq, so we smoke weed. We don't feel like we're gathering any food (munchies) or building any buildings (doodles and drawings and hallucinated sights), so we go for a trip on shrooms. Your Child, the Society is angry that you dont allow us to love the day and night. So we go at eachother, our own generation, we go for things like popularity and muscles and sex and parties. We go at eachother for whether we like our father or mother more.

Eachother. Our friends. They are the ones that tell us if we have a good mind and attitude, because they choose to be our friends or our enemies. They are the ones that tell us if we have good bodies, because they are our lovers.

Sir, this is why we do drugs. Because you are fighting mother. You are fighting her with your pollution and killing the nature. Sir you are swinging your axe at her as if she was the last tree. Sir you are chaining her to the patriotic home of "America" as if she was the last log.

Then you go out, sir, late at night, and flirt with Mother Nature of Iraq. You pump your mighty oil drills in her smooth virgin deserts so hard that she squirts oil, enough oil that you feel like going back home to hunt for more food with your money. Her husband, Saddum Hussein, fights you, but you beat the shit out of him.

Sir, if you leave all the other countries alone, if you would stop actively minding their own business, your own children and society wouldnt feel the need to drink and do drugs just to fall asleep or ignore the need to fall asleep.

Sir, stop fighting the war in iraq, and you will have a chance to win your war on drugs, poverty, crime, and pollution. Save Mother America.

Father Bush, I live in Toronto, of Canada. The only drug I have ever done is marijuana.

My name is Joe Sullivan.

moeburn
01-09-2006, 08:59 AM
I should add that 'narcotics, stimulants, and depressants' should be rewritten as perhaps Coke, Heroin and Ecstasy, because these are mind body and attitude.

daima
01-09-2006, 01:14 PM
In other White House News *beep* *Beep* *beep*........
The White House now enters its 5th year without oral sex......

dai*ma :mad:

moeburn
01-09-2006, 02:17 PM
exactly.

Rarrr
01-09-2006, 03:23 PM
Ultimately those in power will remain in power because what binds them to that power, capitalism, is currently an inescable systme in which everything is ultimately doomed as capitalists striev for the dollar instead of their friends or family. I am trapped within a sysystem I don't want to be and must work with and manipulate it for my survival. This system allows those in power to remain so because they can bend and corrupt the system. As long as Bush remains in power, he will do whatever he wants because he doesnt care about his people nor his country, capitalism makes one think of themself...

lemonboy
01-09-2006, 03:31 PM
I can see him now in the oval office with a letter like this in his hand. He'd invite in his top aids. They'd have a good laugh and tap dance while setting it on fire.

daima
01-09-2006, 03:56 PM
Some guys are looking for diamonds
Some guys just want to pay their bills
Some guys are climbing the mountains
While others are digging for thrills
Some guys just wanna win trophies
Some guys just wanna get girls
And some guys swear they wont stop working
Till they own everything in the world

Well, good luck at the end of that rainbow
If you think thats what you're here for
Make no mistake about it baby
I want a whole lot more

Sometimes i see people here in the forum
Playing every single one of their cards
for bigger this and better that
and greener grass from the post in their yard
They work and slave just so they
Can save up a whole lot to leave behind
Yeah, some guys are just so certain success
Is the key to their piece of mind

I want a whole lot more than treasures
That i can store down here on earth
Price'em any way you want to
Hey buddy i know what they're worth

Some guys want attention
Some guys want girls
And some guys dig kickin' down doors
And some guys want everything in this whole damn world
Make no mistake about it baby
I want a whole lot more
Because there is a whole lot more

:D dai*ma

Rarrr
01-09-2006, 04:31 PM
Good lyrics

Euphoric
01-09-2006, 04:39 PM
mind body and attitude.


fixed.

mind ( Cannabis ) Body ( Depressants, Stimulants ) and Spirit (Hallucinogens)

Starchild
01-09-2006, 04:44 PM
Very well put...

Jimmicrackedcorn
01-09-2006, 07:49 PM
We've surrounded ourselves too much with luxury now, we can't end the system cuz it will put the world into Armageddon, we don't accept that we are jus animals, and will die, and ure 'spirit' doesn't exist, we are so fuckin stupid its scary that we even think we have a handle on whats really goin on, religion and the like furnishing fearful minds that cannot accept that you may be a part of it, but that doesn't mean you are in control, or of particular importance. Life is only capable due to death and destruction, and it is only the primitive mind that strives for survival, and thats fine (cuz thats wat we are, we're another statistic for the universe, we jus seem to be interested in truly pointless subjects), but at the same time we look at this species with such pride. We've built our own fuckin graves (not we literally but the many years it took to get humans out of the jungles and to the current time in technology), because now we have different survival techniques, we no longer need to hunt, too much food on the plate, too much fuckin time on the hands and voila! caveman gets bored, polishes his tools etc... all those things that we hold up on a pedestal as 'skills' that 'seperate' us from all other animals, but looked at from an outside perspective, I'd say that strain of animalia, wasting valuable energy on decorating is a bit of a schizo, and should really spend all of its time tryin to survive, as all that really matters is if you have food, water and u open ure eyes in the mornin, everythin else is mystic fallacy, and it is this that scares the bollox off ppl, that the things we take gr8 pride and pleasure in doin, in essence mean FUCK, FUCK ALL! to anything but ourselves. This not helped by the fact we live in a world now which is so distant from reality its frightenin, I mean for fuck sake do you really look down at the sandwich ure eating, and think at some point that meat was a livin thing, that got stabbed and its head cut off and carved up? Fuck that, its as inanimate as a piece of string. Whens the last time you woke up, and thought to ureself 'I have to be on guard today cuz I can be taken at any second'? instead u wake up and think about, as the original poster suggested, muscles, sex wats Justin Timberlake wearing, if I'm gonna go out saturday night, or does Jennifer like me?!! We've almost been brainwashed in to believin that death doesn't happen, that we are the clockmakers, which is why we are such pussies to sacrifice anything, because we believe in an incredibly divine right, and a 'way' to live, that there is a light tending the end of the tunnel, especially for u. I mean we have a heart attack every time a person gets killed by another species, yeh that sounds like we have connected with the 'mind at large', but it is much much easier jus to put ure head down and point a finger at something, instead of tryin to find truth, we look for logical answers, which will in the end be beneficial to the humans, but the truth is existance is not beautiful, its without those personal made up words of beauty/love and things of that matter that only really mean sumthing to the individual at the time, because words and logic will loose all meaning, because the boundaries that u place on objects will be disintegrated when looked at from a different viewpoint. Life and death for instance life=production, death=disintegration. 2 q's for whoever thinks this, produced from what? disintegrated in to what? Monkies have all kinds of authoritative figures, and the only way u can get them out is by force, of course now u can do it via words can't ya? since we so highly evolved, the pen is mightier than the sword.......and all that bollox, I guess thats why we live in such a perfect world, where every1's needs are met.....oh no wait a minute? There are too many sides to this giant coin, and even with this incredibly long post I'm ramblin on about, it really doesn't matter which road you take, as no decision will take any1 but ureself by surprise, as this will never stop. As Hunter S. Thompson sez, 'A man who deals in words, tends to loose all faith in them' And unfortuneatly we have to put everything in to words. Fair play if your attention span kept u reading till this point, cuz now i can't even remember half the shit I wrote. :D

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-09-2006, 09:25 PM
sometimes... my friends at cannabis dot com seem too stupid not to piss me off :(

"inescapable system" my ass. :mad:

moeburn
01-09-2006, 10:44 PM
fixed.

mind ( Cannabis ) Body ( Depressants, Stimulants ) and Spirit (Hallucinogens)

I disagree. I perceive three periods in the day when we eat:

Morning, noon, and lunch.

I feel that in the morning, in order to get up, we must have enough motivation that the day will be good and everything will be allright no matter what. (dopamine, cocaine, stimulants, even coffee)

At noon, we like to eat our lunch outside because the sun is at its highest and it is nice and warm in the summer of our cool northern climate. We love to feel the comfortable warm feeling of the sun (endorphine, heroin, depressants, even alcohol)

At night, we like to know that the day was well spent with our parents, that they guided us truthfully in that day's journey and that despite the mistakes we made on our own, we learned their warnings were right all along, we learned that they gave us honest work and labor, we learned enough to want to take a break and sleep for another day. As hard as it would be to admit that our parents are right, we find it easier to do on:(Seratonin, ecstasy, entactogens)


Spirit is whether we enjoy seeing the sun go up and down every day. Cannabis lets us be fine with seeing the darkness and evil, Shrooms let us be fine with seeing the light and the beauty.

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-09-2006, 10:47 PM
i think what euphoric was refering to was what each drug represented...


or maybe i didnt understand your arguement...

squareguy
01-09-2006, 11:02 PM
sweet

Euphoric
01-09-2006, 11:15 PM
i think what euphoric was refering to was what each drug represented...

Yea :rasta:

moeburn
01-10-2006, 01:00 AM
Well I think the three drugs, stimulants, depressants, and entactogens get us through the day and night.

The day and night is comprised of light and dark.

Weed makes you fine with the dark, shrooms make you fine with the light.

Rarrr
01-10-2006, 03:13 AM
I totally agree with you Jimmy. Our system is now inescapable because its structure is built off the system in which we survive. Unfortunately I think its going to take a major crisis to end this reign of human negligence and unfortunately thats what has to be done to balance out the unequilibrium us humans have made in this world.

All of what we deem important is only small scale medial things which dont really matter. eg wondering what the next star is going to wear on award night. This is pointless, these people don't care about you, only themselves hence why they get so dressed up, attention seekers. This is only an example, everything we due is futile and pointless and we deem most of it neccessary because the system we are in continually bombards us with messages saying it is, compitalising on are want for entertainment because all our needs are met so now we have to look at our wants (which is what marketing has been targetting in the recent years). This system is bound to collapse and those who are running it too ignorant and selfish to realise it. Thinking well, as long as it doesnt occur in my lifetime. People think in the short term and as long as it doesnt affect them short term it's ok.

moeburn
01-10-2006, 04:04 AM
I imagine a future where all the men fly away on their rocket ships to mine the rarest fuel source we have ever seen on a distant planet, while we leave our women at home with nature, angry and lonely...

Rarrr
01-10-2006, 04:14 AM
I imagine a future where all the men fly away on their rocket ships to mine the rarest fuel source we have ever seen on a distant planet, while we leave our women at home with nature, angry and lonely...
I can't see it. At tha rate we are destroying ourselves and our world I can't see us lasting another century

moeburn
01-10-2006, 04:28 AM
I can't see it. At tha rate we are destroying ourselves and our world I can't see us lasting another century
Eventually we'd run out of fuel to power our tanks and trucks and cars and ultimately society, and we'd be like "fuck it we gotta burn jupiter."

Rarrr
01-10-2006, 06:13 AM
Eventually we'd run out of fuel to power our tanks and trucks and cars and ultimately society, and we'd be like "fuck it we gotta burn jupiter."
lol, yeah. Us humans, typically, would find something else to destroy...

kronikdaze420
01-10-2006, 07:26 AM
George Bush doesnt care about black people

CocaCola
01-10-2006, 08:52 AM
I totally agree with you Jimmy. Our system is now inescapable because its structure is built off the system in which we survive.

How come everytime I try to say the same thing, everyone gets pissy at me?
This is what I've been telling people... we've built a wall around ourselves.

Jimmicrackedcorn
01-10-2006, 07:23 PM
The system is escapable, but only really by force, which spells out death (or at least a lengthy trip to prison/mental institution) for anybody tryin to take on the biggest gang in the world, so as with everything, you deal with it, if you weren't dealing with a prick at the head of state, u'd still be dealing with sum kind of authoritative figure, and chances are if you haven't already tried to storm the tower, its cuz u think deep down its not worth the effort or the consequence, cuz life in general is a giant struggle (for every species), because ure only truly concerned with ureself and ure needs, because this is all u can feel, you are your own universe and u can only feel what happens to u, so really if you aren't in any present danger, I have the attitude of cry me a fuckin river, and even if u r in danger/distress, its ure problem, you have to deal with it. The only wall we built around ourselves is we all really do believe we are special, so fuck am I dying for a better world because I aint gonna be here to see any world prosper if I don't have my tools to view it through. I have no problem with this (I either sit here and take a shaftin or go out and do summat about it), it is the shite that gets pumped out of ppl's mouths about 'lets all love one another', 'love is all you need' etc etc.... I mean fuck off, the only reason its a good ansa is the same reason religion prospers, the answer to all questions, the reason behind all happenins, is an indefineable word, or entity that has an infinite number of interpretations, but we all unite and say 'yeh its love' or its god or god is love, and 1 billion ppl all have 1 billion different interpretations, but honestly they believe its a real thing, and arbritarily put a name to it, like God is ure mate who goes for a pint with u on a friday (I would have no problem with ppl who thought like this if they jus admitted that its there belief that gives them comfort in a very confusin situation, and not speak it as letter of the law). I mean we are so incredibly off the truth of whats goin on, that no1 can say they're right or wrong, or this is right or wrong, because if it can be done, then thats it, without emotion or morale, its done the same as smashin a glass, and no1 can wrap there heads around this (including myself), cuz we on the inside lookin out, a person small enough to live inside a piston of an engine, might be able to see how it moves up and down (pressure change), but will never be able to understand why it moves up and down, and will certainly not be able to deliberate that this along with the periodic up and down motion of many other identical pistons, moves the car. its jus funny to see ppl thinkin they have a grasp on it, I just think that every1 strives for sumthing different, all the time, and they are all justifiable, and shreddable at the same time. I don't even feel in the position to form an opinion on it, its fuckin wierd, an infinite yet bounded universe, the straightest line is a curve??!, but fuck it, wheres the spliff? :D

P.S. but love is all you need :D