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KeanBean
01-08-2006, 11:14 PM
what r some of ur secrets or interesting things about you that not many people or noone knows about. ill give you two of mine, im uncircumsized, and i write in a notebook (about random things, usually about nights i go out and get weeded or drunk, or about weird thoughs i get sometimes, hard to explain)

arcticspyder
01-08-2006, 11:25 PM
I lick my eyebrows.

SensiRide
01-08-2006, 11:52 PM
I need to go to the toilets to crack my joints because the noise makes everyone cringe.

I like to grab a handful of bubbles when I'm in the bath, stoned, and smear them over my face so that all I can see is sparkles.

My eyes look brown in normal lighting but when you look at them in the sun, they are green, flecked with gold.

I prefer Brazilian shorts over pants & thongs.

MullManiac
01-09-2006, 12:14 AM
I need to go to the toilets to crack my joints because the noise makes everyone cringe.


Haha same here

wil86
01-09-2006, 12:52 AM
Not exactly a secret but an interesting fact and i like to show it off. I pride myself on being able to drink a pint of beer in 5 seconds.

Smokey1
01-09-2006, 01:11 AM
I screwed a monk in the quadrant of a hospice close to where I grew up! This is one of many episodes from the darkside I have participated in. He was good tho! :pimp:

Ganjasaurusrex
01-09-2006, 02:20 AM
15 years ago had a job as a driver for United Parcel Service.

Made a regular delivery to a church. Big church where voices and footsteps echo, with only a nun inside on the weekdays.

Wasnt sure how to handle the sexual flirting of a nun, that set me back.

Having a nun unbotton her white blouse and expose her bar while your trying to talk about something non-sexual was a turn on and it cut my words short!

Tension was building between us as days and weeks past.

Kept going back to make deliveries. Started thinking about this for days. I was on the clock working and we were in a church all alone, and she was a nun! An attractive one at that, and older than me at the time.

The rest is a secret. lol

Musician
01-09-2006, 02:38 AM
god forgive him

lol

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-09-2006, 02:48 AM
actually i think i heard god cheering him on...

johnfcthree
01-09-2006, 04:30 AM
im not circumcized either lol. hmm, secrets... the best thing i can come up with is
that^ and i once made out with a deaf chick. lol

deathbyvalley
01-09-2006, 04:54 AM
i can bend my thumbs past my knuckles, it freaks people out.
oh, and i always think about how i'm gonna die. like, i'll be crossing the street, and think about how i can just be run over by a car, and what people would think and stuff.
and i'm also paranoid that people can read my thoughts, so when i'm around people, i'm always masking my thoughts by thinking stuff that they might expect me to be thinking, instead of what i really think

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-09-2006, 05:15 AM
im addicted to shemale porn

beachguy in thongs
01-09-2006, 07:42 AM
Are you just masking your thoughts StonerShadowWolf?

endo..jay
01-09-2006, 05:18 PM
while i was dating my ex i took her bestfriends virginity

beachguy in thongs
01-09-2006, 05:42 PM
Funny. My first girlfriends best friend took mine.

Easy Roller
01-09-2006, 07:01 PM
what r some of ur secrets or interesting things about you that not many people or noone knows about. ill give you two of mine, im uncircumsized, and i write in a notebook (about random things, usually about nights i go out and get weeded or drunk, or about weird thoughs i get sometimes, hard to explain)



Well I'm not circumsized...But then I'm not Jewish ...Arabic...or American!
I carry a note pad around with me or atleast keep it in a reachable place when I'm at home! Most peole in show buisness do the same,as well as musicians etc!

Are these things really so strange....?
One 'naughty' sectret is that I've got a mini ganja 'factory' in basement.
Another disturbing sectret is that I'm currently looking at SensiRide though a telescope !:eek:

Easy Roller
01-09-2006, 07:08 PM
Oh here's a good'n....I often visualise my best pals older sister when I'm .........ya know....."ALONE" ;)


He doesn't know....How would I say it .." She just 'popped in'"??

Powder Puff
01-09-2006, 07:43 PM
Hmm.. I don't know.. When I get drunk, I like to be really "SAD" , and try to get pitty sex!!:D:D

Works some times.. lol... :p:D

beachguy in thongs
01-09-2006, 08:06 PM
Yeah, that's sad, alright. :stoned: Can I hump your pink bunny now?

Powder Puff
01-09-2006, 08:27 PM
Hmm... If you where to be a girl, like a sexy nurse, then I would think about it!:)

beachguy in thongs
01-09-2006, 09:12 PM
Uh, are you saying that you're avatar is a lesbian or a color-blind stoner?

BabyFacedAbortion
01-09-2006, 09:36 PM
I want to beat the shit out of my ex girlfriend.

I hate the slut.

<3 :)

justinsane
01-09-2006, 09:57 PM
i just broke my tailbone snowboarding

deathbyvalley
01-09-2006, 10:27 PM
I prefer Brazilian shorts over pants & thongs.
me too. my entire underwear drawer contains all 'boyshort' type underwear, and maybe like, four thongs.

friendowl
01-09-2006, 11:08 PM
i love to kiss [like the big red gum commercial]

i had sex with my babies momma's momma.i hit mrs.jackson.
also my sons grandma and no one knows.not babies mom or gramas man.
sex with older ladies is the shit cuz they miss getting hammered.

kiki
01-09-2006, 11:11 PM
i usually stick to clean-cut guys, but i really want to hook up with a bad boy man slut type... it's so sexy, and it wouldn't be like my ex's who didn't know what the heck they were doing in the sack! :thumbsup:

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-10-2006, 12:01 AM
Are you just masking your thoughts StonerShadowWolf?maybe...?

i dont know...... ... maybe... ;)

sharpezor
01-10-2006, 03:04 AM
I load a sniper full of blanks and shoot people from my window.
damn thatd be fun

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-10-2006, 03:31 AM
yeah, it would

Its a Plant
01-10-2006, 04:14 AM
me too. my entire underwear drawer contains all 'boyshort' type underwear, and maybe like, four thongs.

I know a lot of girls like that. My ex wore almost nothing but those. kinda wierd i thought.

deathbyvalley
01-10-2006, 07:05 AM
I know a lot of girls like that. My ex wore almost nothing but those. kinda wierd i thought.
well, i went through the tragedy that was cleaning out my wardrobe at the end of the year, so i had nothing left, and my boyfriend likes those, and i think they're comfy, so it doesn't bug me. lol, why's it weird? thongs = only when necessary, i don't like having cloth wedged up my butt unless i'm wearing a tight skirt or there's cause for fear of VPL

Its a Plant
01-10-2006, 07:35 AM
lol, yah i guess i shoulda gone into detail.. all she used to wear were really BOYS UNDERWEAR. maybe its just me, but try and throw a little feminism in there somewhere. She was hot as all hell though, so she still filled em out QUITE nicely.

kronikdaze420
01-10-2006, 07:45 AM
i have a secret.....i think that Stoner Shadow Wolfs pic,IMO, looks like Andrea Yates, that psycho bitch who drowned her 5 kids. im not tryin to be mean, but thats the first thing that pooped into my head when i saw her pic

kronikdaze420
01-10-2006, 07:47 AM
i bet Stoner Shadow Wolf is cool as fuck in real life, i just thot i would add that. i just went to Shadow WOlfs site and i guess HE doesnt look like Andrea Yates. sorry for my mix up

Its a Plant
01-10-2006, 07:54 AM
haha, that was a cA-Razzyy mix-up.

I read an article on her once, and it almost made me want to..well do something bad to her.

kronikdaze420
01-10-2006, 07:58 AM
i wanted to smear poo on her head when i watched this E true hollywood story on her

stephielamb
01-10-2006, 11:06 PM
my penis fell off.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
01-10-2006, 11:52 PM
I'm addicted to anime porn, really...:(

I don't even know why *sobs*

Oh well, lately it's been all hardcore REAL porn for me! Yipee!

Ganjasaurusrex
01-11-2006, 12:34 AM
If I notice something attractive in a woman's personality or body language sometimes I wont tell her.

It depends.

It could be the way she looks over her shoulder and smiles
or watching her concentrate on something.

If I point it out Im afraid she would stop doing it naturally.

Its a Plant
01-11-2006, 12:41 AM
If I notice something attractive in a woman's personality or body language sometimes I wont tell her.

It depends.

It could be the way she looks over her shoulder and smiles
or watching her concentrate on something.

If I point it out Im afraid she would stop doing it naturally.

Im the same way with some things. This one girl I knew would always talk real in this voice that sounded like she was underwater whenever she was nervous, but I guess she never realized it. It was really cute though, so I just didnt say anything.

cambam
01-11-2006, 08:59 PM
im not circumcized either lol. hmm, secrets... the best thing i can come up with is
that^ and i once made out with a deaf chick. lol
Why do you 'think' that may be classed as a secret?

Deaf people, nothing wrong with them, just takes a lil while longer to get what they are saying. Deafness means they don't have to listen to bullshit.

BTW, I am partially deaf myself, wear an aid, but it doesnt make me an outcast.

Not having a go at you, just letting the small-minded people know the score.

endo..jay
01-12-2006, 11:44 PM
i usually stick to clean-cut guys, but i really want to hook up with a bad boy man slut type... it's so sexy, and it wouldn't be like my ex's who didn't know what the heck they were doing in the sack! :thumbsup:
im a bad boy slut thats good in the sack

kiki
01-13-2006, 12:02 AM
im a bad boy slut thats good in the sack

haha, but you're in jersey

beachguy in thongs
01-13-2006, 12:35 AM
Ha, what are you doing to kiki, endo..jay? Do you need someone to squeeze your cute, little babyface?

Make it Hempen
01-13-2006, 02:01 AM
me too. my entire underwear drawer contains all 'boyshort' type underwear, and maybe like, four thongs.

me three! Love the boy shorts..

Well, this is kind of dumb... but every morning I put on make up and then wash my face because I like the way my eyelashes look when they dont have that much mascara on them and are wet and sparkly.

... :p

Love- Kate

BizzleLuvin
01-14-2006, 05:00 AM
i go to a non sectarian, baccelaureate private school for grades pre-k thru 12. we dont wear uniforms or worship, we aren't white high-class preps. we learn latin and go on backpacking/canoeing trips three times a year. my graduating class is 52 people. we have a special block during the day just for extra-curricular activities: a few of my favorites are Kindergarten Buddies, Needlework and Tea, Outdoor Games, and the activity that I run; Kickball. we dont rank or calculate GPA but all of the classes are AP or college equivalent. i may be a private school nerd, but i love it. its definetly not what you think it is, so dont you dare judge me for it.

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-14-2006, 06:06 AM
im not judging you, im judging the whole ethical situation of it.


EVERY PUBLIC SCHOOL should have the advantages your PRIVATE school affords!


it's BULLFUCKINGSHIT.

for my next secret...


no.. i cant... sorry :D

harmonicminor
01-14-2006, 06:22 AM
i usually stick to clean-cut guys, but i really want to hook up with a bad boy man slut type... it's so sexy, and it wouldn't be like my ex's who didn't know what the heck they were doing in the sack! :thumbsup:

I fantasise about banging kiki :dance: :thumbsup:

4leafroller
01-14-2006, 07:14 AM
i usually stick to clean-cut guys, but i really want to hook up with a bad boy man slut type... it's so sexy, and it wouldn't be like my ex's who didn't know what the heck they were doing in the sack! :thumbsup:
imma bad boy if your a good girl :pimp:

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-14-2006, 07:15 AM
im too nice... lol but im a bad boy, i smoke pot! :D lol

i have no respect for the law, but im real nice... what the fuck am i? lol

Shelbay
01-14-2006, 08:58 AM
Why do you 'think' that may be classed as a secret?

Deaf people, nothing wrong with them, just takes a lil while longer to get what they are saying. Deafness means they don't have to listen to bullshit.

BTW, I am partially deaf myself, wear an aid, but it doesnt make me an outcast.

Not having a go at you, just letting the small-minded people know the score.
I think people that are deaf have an advantage-I have NEVER seen or read about a deaf "mute" in jail/prison. I am sure there have been but i am curious how many & for what..seems like an advantage to me,seriously. :smokin:

BizzleLuvin
01-15-2006, 12:06 AM
im not judging you, im judging the whole ethical situation of it.


EVERY PUBLIC SCHOOL should have the advantages your PRIVATE school affords!


it's BULLFUCKINGSHIT.

for my next secret...


no.. i cant... sorry :D

i agree,every school should offer what my school does,its just not fair to include a great education only to those who can afford it

kiki
01-15-2006, 12:09 AM
I fantasise about banging kiki :dance: :thumbsup:


imma bad boy if your a good girl

jeez i didn't know it'd be so easy to have that wish come true ;)

thebathroom
01-15-2006, 01:44 AM
my secret is that i take pictures of people when they are sleeping.

mostly, they are pictures of old men sleeping in parks. or homeless people.

and my sketchbook is a secret. i dont let anyone see it.

then they would know how weird i am. and plus everyone is in that book.

because i'm like harriet the spy. kind of

Essence
01-16-2006, 12:15 AM
Thats why its a secret and always will be w/ me :smokin:

Psychonaut28
01-19-2006, 05:17 PM
while i was dating my ex i took her bestfriends virginity


You stud you! lol!

nos
01-19-2006, 05:38 PM
while i was dating my ex i took her bestfriends virginity



I did the same thing :rasta:

Abyss
01-20-2006, 06:37 AM
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Abyss
01-20-2006, 06:40 AM
i agree,every school should offer what my school does,its just not fair to include a great education only to those who can afford it

Public schools on average spend more money per student
than it cost to send a child to a non-public school. The idea
that "rich" people get a better education because they are rich is bullshit. They get a better education because most of them have set high standards for them selves and thier children. In addition to that they have the decipline to stick with education even if it's "hard".

You see playing this game of class envy, and blaming the system for the level of education you or your children do or do not get is a cop-out. Parents who take an active role in the education of thier children will have smart children, if you just sit back and say "We are not spending enough on education and that's why my kid is failing" you will end up teaching your children how to find excusess for their failures in life rather than searching for ways to succeed in thier endevors.

Many great men and women have been products of public schools. They recieved a good education and then went on to do extrodinary things with thier lives, and it's not because they had a "Priviet School" education, it's because they took responsablity for thier education and lives and made somthing out of themsevles.

You see, I have children and no I am not rich. I make under 30,000 a year. My wife and I take an active role in our childrens education and as a result we have smart little girls. We don't let them give up when they are having a hard time with math problem, reading comprehension, spelling, fill in the blank. At the same time though we are there to help if it's something they need a hand with. And above all......They are acountable for thier actions, achievements, or lack there of. We make sure they have all the tools nessicary to succeed and then it's up to them to do so.

Abyss

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-20-2006, 07:56 AM
excuse me, but it's proven that smaller class sizes show more imporvement than 20+ kid classes, and public schools are forced to have at LEAST 20 kids per class.

10 kids per class is maximum for learning conditions, working equipment is viable, and adequate supplies for every kid is a must.

this is no cop out, part of it is the child's responsability to keep focused, part of it is the parents' responsabilities to keep their kids focused, but that doesnt change the fact that public schools just dont CARE. they cram tons of kids into one small class room, then they punish the kids that get 'out of line', yet it is the schools fault for cramming them into huge classes in the first place!

kids are like animals, you cant cram a bunch of animals together and expect them not to start killing each other. kids might not go that far... myabe, who knows these days, but they arent going to be focused worth a fuck, and that gets them in trouble.


it's just like western medicine, dont cure the disease, fight the symptoms and capitolize on the perscription. like school, dont bother combating the SOURCE of lowered education and concentration levels, just punish the kids for not being focused, and call them dumb.


this is a three way deal, not just a cop out.

the private schools are smaller in class size, and have better equipment and supplies, whereas the public school are CRAMMED full of kids with barely adequate equipment and supplies.


maybe funding isnt the pronlem, maybe we just need sky scrapers for schools.

Abyss
01-21-2006, 01:34 AM
excuse me, but it's proven that smaller class sizes show more imporvement than 20+ kid classes, and public schools are forced to have at LEAST 20 kids per class.

10 kids per class is maximum for learning conditions, working equipment is viable, and adequate supplies for every kid is a must.

this is no cop out, part of it is the child's responsability to keep focused, part of it is the parents' responsabilities to keep their kids focused, but that doesnt change the fact that public schools just dont CARE.

this is a three way deal, not just a cop out.

the private schools are smaller in class size, and have better equipment and supplies, whereas the public school are CRAMMED full of kids with barely adequate equipment and supplies.


maybe funding isnt the pronlem, maybe we just need sky scrapers for schools.

Your right, smaller class sizes do help out tramendously. Your also correct about the schools not caring, it's all about
making money for them. The answer: pull government funding.

Now I know this sounds drastic, but if the parents
held the teachers, schools and administrators reponsable for the job they do or don't do well they would be forced to
raise the bar and alot of things would change for the positive.

Your probably wondering how pulling government funding would solve this. You see if parents had to fund thier childs education by writing a check every month rather than having the government pull it out of your pay check, property tax, food tax, gas tax and many other places the government steals our money from us at the point of a gun, then they would hold the schools responsable for thier performance.

That's why priviet schools work, because the parents are looking at it right.....thier paying for a service and expect a product that reflects the price they are ask to pay....where as in public schools they (read government here) have got us so used to taxes that we believe the lie that public education is free to us. It's not. We pay for it in taxes and it's time we held them responsable for taking our money and not providing a good product.

I apolagize if I sounded like I was jumping on you. That wasn't my intention. I think from the sound of your post we hold the same opinion when it comes to this issue and that is: Lets fix this big broken machine called public education so future children have the best oppertunity to succeed in life. I hope we will.

Abyss

Stoner Shadow Wolf
01-21-2006, 01:48 AM
the problem is still the same for everything: taxes.


i say we nuke the world into oblivion.

douchbag
01-21-2006, 01:49 AM
Class size is BS.All the asian countries that kick our asses in most subjects
pack ove 40 kids in a class.Why do they succeed.

Its a Plant
01-21-2006, 03:46 AM
b/c they dont have anywhere else to put them. Asians are used to small, tight spaces.

Whereas we like our own personal space.

WeedFaerie420
05-29-2006, 02:11 AM
i can bend my thumbs past my knuckles, it freaks people out.
oh, and i always think about how i'm gonna die. like, i'll be crossing the street, and think about how i can just be run over by a car, and what people would think and stuff.
and i'm also paranoid that people can read my thoughts, so when i'm around people, i'm always masking my thoughts by thinking stuff that they might expect me to be thinking, instead of what i really think


My friend can do that with his knuckles- it always sceeved me out.
I think about death a lot in just everyday sort of ways like you explained. Interesting about you masking your thoughts. I like you- you is weird like me! :thumbsup:

poorprincess
05-31-2006, 05:02 PM
i've had more sex with my imaginary friend than my actual living boyfriends (some of which I've fucked three times a day for months on end)

I never know whats real and whats not and some times I have halucinations in the middle of the day that are usualy about some kind of tragic thing happening to me or someone I love and I end up crying hystericly until I snap out of it.

I was raised by a woman with split personality disorder.

I never have regular dreams, only nightmares and sex dreams. Sometimes both.

I think my imaginary friend is actually an incubus.

I consider myself living on borrowed time since I always thaugth I'd be dead by now.

I carry a baton with me everywhere in case I need to brake someones bones but I dont have a permit so if I did need to hurt somebody I'd have to run away from the scene afterward.

I recently convinced/let my bf know that he could beat me with his belt and I'd like it and also I just got some head and figured out that I really like it.

I do kegals all day long to keep myself all tight. I do em when I shop, when I eat, when I drive, when I just sit around reading or playing a game, and I do em during sex cuz it drives em crazy. I'm doin em right now.

I like wearing plaid skirts and white shirts(wearing right now) cuz it makes me look like a catholic school girl and it's got easy access.

poorprincess
05-31-2006, 05:08 PM
"and i'm also paranoid that people can read my thoughts, so when i'm around people, i'm always masking my thoughts by thinking stuff that they might expect me to be thinking, instead of what i really think"

theres someone I KNOW is reading my mind because he responds to my thaughts all the time but I dont think he knows how he's doing it. It's kinda scary because I have lots of thaughts that I shouldn't so I suppress them really hard when he's around.

muncheemama
06-05-2006, 03:02 PM
I am a sweet mommy to my 3 boys when im out in public, Im going to be in the PTA when my oldest starts kindegarten in the fall....I love to bake pies and cook wholesome dinners..i love the smell of laundry soap and febreeze to fill my 2 story home, I drive a soccer mom SUV...but when the doors are locked and the kids are sleeping, I can out-smoke my hubby and most others, i go on hour long munchie binges and I get PISSED when I run out of weed....

beachguy in thongs
06-05-2006, 04:28 PM
I drive a soccer mom SUV...but when the doors are locked and the kids are sleeping, I can out-smoke my hubby and most others, i go on hour long munchie binges and I get PISSED when I run out of weed....

Do you leave it in the garage with it running, too?

PureEvil760
06-05-2006, 05:47 PM
"and i'm also paranoid that people can read my thoughts, so when i'm around people, i'm always masking my thoughts by thinking stuff that they might expect me to be thinking, instead of what i really think"

theres someone I KNOW is reading my mind because he responds to my thaughts all the time but I dont think he knows how he's doing it. It's kinda scary because I have lots of thaughts that I shouldn't so I suppress them really hard when he's around.

It's pretty easy, oh and the suppressed thoughts are even easier because theres acctually more thought put into suppressing them.

Used to download all the videos of people dying that could be found. Favorites include somone being burned alive and a Russian execution (knife stuck in back of throat and sawed forward).

MaryJaneintheCloset
06-05-2006, 06:36 PM
Damn.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
06-05-2006, 08:12 PM
I'm friends with some people I really don't like so that they can give me shit for free and then I leave them when they have nothing left to offer because I really can't stand them.

Az.
06-05-2006, 09:29 PM
Im Bisexual....Only one person in my life knows that (excluding people here), and thats my g/f....and obviously the guys im with....

I meet up with guys I speak to on the internet, which is fine with my g/f who lives on the Mainland for the time being.

The only men im attracted to are older guys (40+)

those are some things that none of my friends know..... :)
ill probably think of some more in a little bit

muncheemama
06-06-2006, 12:55 AM
Do you leave it in the garage with it running, too?
no, why would i do that...the cost of gas these days and all...thanks Bush, i hope all those t-bones your buying with our gas money clogs your arteries and you have to spend all your money buying a new heart off the mexican black market, you fuck...dont choke on cheneys oily balls:cool:

mrdevious
06-06-2006, 02:08 AM
I've kept this secret for far too long :( ....

















ok, here goes............................
















*deep breath*
























I digitally added Jaba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie!
I'm so sorry:sadcrying

birdgirl73
06-06-2006, 02:32 AM
I have two secrets that I can think of.

The first is that I have a thing for Stephen Tyler that I cannot explain. But I do.

The second is that there is one person walking around on this earth who, if I could figure out a way to do this without going to hell or prison, I would, without a moment's hesitation, cold-bloodedly kill. It'd be doing a huge public service to everyone else who will encounter her in the future. This is a former lying, stealing boss who is still out in the professional world, screwing people over royally. I don't have murderous rage at anyone else and never have. But this creature needs to be taken down. I'm not brave enough to do the deed, however. . . .

onwardthroughthefog
06-06-2006, 02:50 AM
Birdgirl, I think we all have someone in our past we feel that way about. That's why they are in our PAST, right?

Hope things are going great for you nowadays though!! You seem like a very nice lady.....unless I'm that person you were referring to......:eek:

Have a wonderful week.

Onward!

birdgirl73
06-06-2006, 03:48 AM
I suppose that's true. I feel slighly guilty about feeling that way, I guess, or I wouldn't have thought of it as my worst secret. Imagine me? Suburban mom and wife. Eager to blow someone's head off with a big gun. During the time I had to work for her, I used to find myself always looking longingly at the Dirty Harry movies at Blockbuster.

You know, you are quite a sweet thing and are very kind to inquire how things are going. My sister has had a good day and seems to be healing from her surgery last week nicely. Doesn't look like there'll be much more chemo in the future. We we were just lucky enough to get a very little sample of blueberry, which she just and I just smoked about half of. So life is looking rather grand at the moment. You have yourself a good week, too, Onward.

(I may have to nickname myself Upward!)

poorprincess
06-06-2006, 01:38 PM
It's pretty easy, oh and the suppressed thoughts are even easier because theres acctually more thought put into suppressing them.

Used to download all the videos of people dying that could be found. Favorites include somone being burned alive and a Russian execution (knife stuck in back of throat and sawed forward).

liar. you have no idea whats going on in my head.

secret:

I really do hate Gebus (insert maniciacle laughter) mwuah hahahhha

onwardthroughthefog
06-06-2006, 04:16 PM
I suppose that's true. I feel slighly guilty about feeling that way, I guess, or I wouldn't have thought of it as my worst secret. Imagine me? Suburban mom and wife. Eager to blow someone's head off with a big gun. During the time I had to work for her, I used to find myself always looking longingly at the Dirty Harry movies at Blockbuster.

You know, you are quite a sweet thing and are very kind to inquire how things are going. My sister has had a good day and seems to be healing from her surgery last week nicely. Doesn't look like there'll be much more chemo in the future. We we were just lucky enough to get a very little sample of blueberry, which she just and I just smoked about half of. So life is looking rather grand at the moment. You have yourself a good week, too, Onward.

(I may have to nickname myself Upward!)

I like that...Upward!

I'm so glad to hear that your sister is having some relief and maybe some positive benefits from her treatments. She's very lucky to have a great sister like you to take care of her. Enjoy every day you have with her for years to come!!!

I've never seen anything like blueberry around these parts. Consider yourself very lucky. I'd LOVE to run into something like that. It sure would put a smile on my face. :D My regular chum is travelling on business to South America, and won't be back for several weeks. I never thought I'd miss him so much.....lol

Have a wonderful day. Time for me to get back to work.
Onward!

Big Calhoun
06-06-2006, 06:56 PM
My only and biggest secret is that I have an extensive criminal record that sits in the desk of a federal judge. Loooooong story...basically got in trouble, a friend of a friend of a friend of a relative called in a few MAJOR favors and let's just say I haven't been in any significant legal trouble since...barring a few traffic tickets.

muncheemama
06-07-2006, 01:39 PM
Imagine me? Suburban mom and wife. Eager to blow someone's head off with a big gun. During the time I had to work for her, I used to find myself always looking longingly at the Dirty Harry movies at Blocbuster
it's not that weird...;)

willystylle
06-07-2006, 02:28 PM
I pride myself on being able to drink a pint of beer in 5 seconds.

Damn! My record is 6.

My secret is that I'm intelligent far beyond my years, but I'm always st0ned so nobody ever notices...

Hollandica
06-07-2006, 03:53 PM
An attractive one at that, and older than me at the time.

You mean you've grown older than her now?

Lethal G
06-09-2006, 06:11 PM
The only secret of mine that I can think of is that I actually like the smell of skunk, even when it is really strong. (I'm talking about the animal, not cannabis here.. although I like the smell of that too :) )

Delta.9
06-09-2006, 08:37 PM
Birdgirl, I think we all have someone in our past we feel that way about. That's why they are in our PAST, right?

Hope things are going great for you nowadays though!! You seem like a very nice lady.....unless I'm that person you were referring to......:eek:

Have a wonderful week.

Onward!

That gives me a crazy great idea. So nowadays there's a website like epinions and reviewcentre for material stuff that you buy. I think there should be a website where you can rate actual people. Like a warning device for extreme FUCK UPS like the one Birdgirl was talking about. But it can go the other way and you can give praise to people who deserve it too.

Just an idea...pretty cool in my mind

Delta.9
06-09-2006, 08:37 PM
The only secret of mine that I can think of is that I actually like the smell of skunk, even when it is really strong. (I'm talking about the animal, not cannabis here.. although I like the smell of that too :) )

Oddly enough, I too enjoy that smell. Not that I'd like to be sprayed by one but whenever I catch a wiff I think it smells great.

irishAFRICAN
06-11-2006, 06:20 PM
I had a wank on the back of a bus one time....well three, but who's counting?

beachguy in thongs
06-11-2006, 07:51 PM
Three wanks on one bus, or, one wank on three buses :what: ???

LIP
06-11-2006, 07:52 PM
My secrets are im circumsized and im possibly a sex addict.

Also i really like someone [She's on the boards] but every time i try to tell her she thinks im joking... That makes me quite depressed...

LIP
06-12-2006, 12:10 PM
And as someone said up there ^ they can drink a pint in 5 secs, so can i :)

But i can down a pint of water in 3 secs, im good at opening my throat, or whatever you call it lol

muncheemama
06-12-2006, 01:22 PM
The only secret of mine that I can think of is that I actually like the smell of skunk, even when it is really strong. (I'm talking about the animal, not cannabis here.. although I like the smell of that too :) )
i used to, until i moved to an area where in the summer, the main road to town usually has about 6 dead and mangled skunks on the side of the road...you havent smelled strong skunk until those stink sacks have been run over and the juices are flowing...ewww

Ganjasaurusrex
06-12-2006, 09:46 PM
You mean you've grown older than her now?



Hey dude,

Is that neccessary.

She was older than me at the time. It was what it was.

miamiorange13
06-13-2006, 06:26 AM
I think it is very sexy to see a girl do a line of coke.

I like to do drugs by myself rather then with other people.

Im in-love with my best friend.

I failed Art class.

I drive like I dont give a fuck.

When Im high I like to have serious conversations and watch serious movies. Funny movies make me feel stupid.

irishAFRICAN
06-14-2006, 11:29 AM
Three wanks on one bus, or, one wank on three buses :what: ???

ive had three wanks on 3 different buses....no that doesnt sound right, coz that would mean I had nine wanks altogether....fuck it, I probably did....im stoned....again..

roxy
06-14-2006, 10:51 PM
i flooded the entire downstairs of my parents house while having sex in the shower... had to mop it all up and dry the floor before they got back... nightmare!!! it was worth it though.

baisez le monde.
06-20-2006, 11:58 PM
i had my first girl on girl experience when i was only 13
oh but im not a lezzy

GratefulDead4ever
06-22-2006, 12:36 AM
actually i think i heard god cheering him on...


lol go get em