I just scored some weed for the first time in 13 months!!!

[Toking with Jesus]

I AM SO FCKING HAPPY!!!!! MAY GOD BE WITH YOU ALL....OH YES...
I havent had a smoke in 13 fucking months to be exact!!!!!! Now I have a BEAUTIFUL yellow bag of some stinky SKUNK weed waiting to be smoked. I dont know where to go tonight? I wanna smoke up before the strip club...maybe I should smoke up before the nightclub??? WHAT SHOULD I DO??? WHERE SHOULD I SMOKE THIS?
WHOOOO HOOOOOOOO
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH...PLEASE LET ME KISS YOU
AND HUG YOU
AND DANCE WITH YOU
OH LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAa
LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA
:dance: :dance: :dance: :clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :stoned:

[Escher]

why would you be dry that long

[Funkamander]

Don't forget to invite Jesus.

[johnfcthree]

why would you be dry that long
the question that definently MUST have and answer

[Caruso329]

Smoke before the strip club and then smoke before the nightclub! :D

[Toking with Jesus]

I'll tell you why...
Because in moderation a Marijuana experience is extremly psychedelic, intense, and very soul-shaking so to say the least. Smoking Marijuana once a week is okay...I mean when you guys smoke up all the time, do you experience extreme distorted visions, hear voices, see geometric patterns float about, SEE music, feel like your being pulled by a force, etc etc after smoking 1/4th of a gram of some mid grade Marijuana? I suppose not. BUT I DO. Because my tolerance is nothing. All I need is 3 little hits off some small bud, and I am fucked up straight for 6+ hours. It is a totally different experience when you USE marijuana contrary to when you ABUSE marijuana. Its also a lil easier on your wallet also :)
So that is why I have been refraining from using Marijuana for 13 fucking months!
I have had no desire to use Marijuana since then, but in the past 2 months, I have had a POWERFUl, SUDDEN urge to smoke...So off I went to the ghetto to score some...and here I am with a baggy besides me! HAVE FUN!
BUT
DO WHAT YOU WANT...LIFE'S SHORT!
OH LA LA LAAAAAAAAAa
OH LA LA LAAAAAAAAA

[crankyass]

I havent had a smoke in 13 fucking months to be exact!!!!!!

Good for you :D

Going on 9 months myself - a nice package should be arriving shortly ... :p

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

lol at toking with jesus

it doesnt take much to get me stoned too, i just smoked a 2 paper, i'll be fucked up for the rest of the day now :D
i may get stoned easy but i can smoke all day, ive been stoned for over 48 hours straight now...smokin day and night...and ive never felt beta! :rasta:

enjoy that shit dude, your gonna get so fucking off your face if you havent smoked in 13 months! skunk it filthy shit. but good shit.

[Starchild]

Does the happy dance with you

[Caruso329]

Joins in the happy dance..

and yes toking with jesus, I do hear voices when I'm high... and televisions playing cartoons outside my door, only time I've been pulled by a force was when I first tripped on dxm.. I smoked a bowl of dank, and was holding on to some rafters above me on a porch.. I looked down and there was a golden, glowing rope pulling me down and I couldn't stand up anymore. My knees buckled and I spun around and sat down very forcefully in the chair in front of me. After that, my entire view of the world around me did a 180. It was intense.

[420ultimatesmokage]

good for you man, you'll be ripped :pimp:

[Musician]

woha tokin with jesus are u sayin u can get hallucinations and all the shit just because of the weed?

[daZenfmeister]

OH MY GOD!

[Killa Milla]

Wow!! 13 months! Have fun tonight though, but I do love the sound distortion when walking, it spunds like a ton of people are following me and walking really loudly.

[Toking with Jesus]

Well last night was one hell of a freaky nice to say the least. I proceeded to park at the back of the nightclub so I can smoke a couple hits, then go inside the nightclub. I packed up the bowl, and took a deep hit. Held it in. Ahhhhh that familar sweet skuny smell of perfection! Beautiful! I take another hit....hold it in...blow it out..ahhhhhh. Next thing you know, I feel like im floating, im totally numb (It was probably indica), and I heard a voice tell me "Now go inside that place and get laid!" (It was probably my dick talking to me haha). Anyways, hear this...as I got out of the car, I fell off, rolled on the parking lot ground, laughing in joy. By now, I had been TOO high, due to the fact I couldnt even get out of my car...never mind dance my ass off all night rofl. Anyways, as I got to my feet, I began singing...feeling very poetic...all in the parking lot. The people from the side of the lot were laughing at me, checking me out, as I did a Ballad kind of stunt, singing to myself very loudly. It was fucking hilarious!
Finally, I got myself on line to get inside the nightclub. Everything around me was so sloooooooow, and I just felt great in general. When I got inside, being the high dude that I was, I proceeded to rip off my shirt, and throw myself in the crowd, dancing to the music like a wild Beast. Next thing you know, I am sourrounded by a bunch of girls dancing next to me. I was the MAN! The music took over me, and I closed my eyes dancing. I saw psychdelic-like patterns envelope me, and was in a trance. This was a great fucking night!!!! Didnt get laid afterwards, but I left there happy and giggly. Anybody have good nightclub stories to share?

[robert42]

wow man id love to wait a year then toke

ur so lucky!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

whoa.

[CaptnMark]

lets toke up dude!
LETS GET HIGH AND GO TO THE STRIP CLUB!! HAHA

[187]

i sometimes hear music in my head and i always hear strange noises sometimes i hear a tv on and when i go look at it its off

[Musician]

the best riffs i compose on my guit are the ones i hear in my head

but most of the time im pretty fucked up and cant remember em more than 5mn :(

[Whos Carl]

I see voices while high usually from the fact that I am talking to myself.

[Brennan]

Man I would never deprive myself of weed for that long.

[Kramerica]

I know how you feel man. I once went 26 months without it! That sucks!

[nakedgunner]

good work :thumbsup:

[overdrive]

And to think some people go their entire life without it! That's like 8 million months!

[rajking86]

8 million months....haha......that's 666,666 years of life........creepy

[dustoned]

jesus chillin' in the club
four beers and a blunt
he's did in and done
he was high, but he wanted more
so he ventured out onto the floor

jesus, he's in the pit tonight
jesus, he's a rude boy, alright
jesus, he'll be skanking, yes
jesus, he's in the pit tonight.