DO NOT WATCH HOSTEL!

[sweetnhighz]

this movie is by far tarantinos WORST FILM EVER!
it took over an hour just to get to the gory parts, this movie draaaaaags forever! and once the gory parts were shown, i was like wtf? the new texas chainsaw massacre is a better horror movie than this crap was! but do not waste your money watching it, its horrible! :confused:

[RastaKaze]

Damn. I was anticipating going to see it. What the fuck is it gonna take for these fuckers to come out with a good horror movie? God damn I mean I could watch the original night of the living dead and be more frightened then by any "horror" movie out today.

[Caruso329]

Shit, I didn't even know it was a horror flick. I'll probably go see it anyway, since it is Tarantino, I like him. But more than likely when it comes out on dvd, since im a cheap ass bastard.

[Alcoholic9]

It's written and directed by Eli Roth. Tarantino just "presented" it, whatever the hell that means.

[RaoulDuke45]

tarantino is just the executive producer, he really didnt do much, if you like a movie with a lot of tits, then its a decent movie

[VoidLivesOn]

Shit, I didn't even know it was a horror flick. I'll probably go see it anyway, since it is Tarantino, I like him. But more than likely when it comes out on dvd, since im a cheap ass bastard.

Actually wouldn't it be cheaper to see it in theatres?

[RaoulDuke45]

not when you rent it

[tokosan]

i believe you

[WhosGotTheHerb]

I saw 'Hostel' last night and thought it was great. Yeah true, the beginning drags on a bit.... just a lot of pot-smoking (teehee!) and tons and tons of T 'n A if you're into that.. but when the scary shit starts happening it's fucking intense... the whole premise of the movie is CREEPY AS FUCK.. if you really like highly entertaining, gory horror movies then go see it.

[J4ay20]

tarantino is just the executive producer, he really didnt do much, if you like a movie with a lot of tits, then its a decent movie

ill be there

lolololol

[Jeff Spicoli]

Damn. I was anticipating going to see it. What the fuck is it gonna take for these fuckers to come out with a good horror movie? God damn I mean I could watch the original night of the living dead and be more frightened then by any "horror" movie out today.
nooo, come on, your exagerating just a bit

[RastaKaze]

NO I'm not! That film is GOOD, I don't care what anyone says. Atleast the acting is quality and the situations are beleivable.

[Jeff Spicoli]

wait... what? I thought you were agreeing and saying it wasn't a good movie

[RastaKaze]

Oh I thought you meant I was exagurating my hatred towards today's horror movies. No, Hostel licks dick and Night of the Living dead kicks ass!

[Caruso329]

It would be cheaper to rent it.
And Tarantino also "presented" Hero, which just means he slapped his name on it so it would sell, I thought he wrote and directed Hostel, so it just dropped a notch in my book.

[Ep180]

I went and saw it last night when I was very high :thumbsup: I wouldn't rent it or buy it. It wasnt bad, but not the greatest. Def. did like the pot smoking in it though! :smokin:

[ICBINR]

"Tarantino Presents" does not mean he created it.

I saw the uncut version of Hostel at the Toronto film festival last year, and Roth said that Tarantino just helped touch up the script.

Basically his name is on the movie to help it sell.

[Wesley Pipes]

the new land of the dead is allright, lots and lots of gore :D

[Das Boot]

The new Dawn of the Dead is decent. I thought land of the dead was lame.

I'll try not to spoil the movie Hostel so all I'm going to say is it was not scary. All the guys were complete pussies. And I don't care how big he is if some dude tries to drag me into a room Im gonna break him in half.

[king kong bong]

i seen hostel yesterday and i vouch for the shit. sweetnhighz tarantino had nothing to do with it, he just presented it. the guy that directed high tension made hostel. movie was intense cuz i was high as fuck at the time. plot was good, movie didnt really drag on, it was short and to the point. so trust me, the movie buff, on this one. blaze up and go see it. you wont regret it.

[Jeff Spicoli]

I have to trust another fellow movie buff

[sweetnhighz]

lol i am a movie buff, just in my opinion this movie was just gay. ive seen way better horror flicks than this by far. high tension was better than this 1. just my op.

[Jeff Spicoli]

oh no, me and kong are cannabis's movie kings.
i hope it's good, going to see it later tonight. If it's no, kong, your sending me $9.50

[king kong bong]

trust me and if you blaze up before, shit is intense. has a lot of funny parts too. violence, nudity, drug use and comedy. what more can you ask for?

[king kong bong]

i made a mistake, it wasnt the same director as high tension. the director of high tension is doing the remake of the hills have eyes. i got confused.

[sir chronic]

anyone see the trailer for see no evil? does that look any good?

[sweetnhighz]

hills have eyes looks decent.

[king kong bong]

sweetnhighz did you see the original?
hahaa the kane movie. dunno bout that one but it could be decent.

[Raio17]

i saw hostel yesterday and it was alright.
i thought Saw 2 was waaaay better (maybe because i was stoned when i watched Saw2)
but yea, my heart was pumping like a mofo during that damn saw movie.

[sharpezor]

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[Jeff Spicoli]

dude, kong, hostel was such a shitty movie, kong, what's your e-mail so i can send you my address

[king kong bong]

how was it shitty?

[sharpezor]

is consisted of "shit" - thus making it shitty.

i dont think it was shiity.

[king kong bong]

neither do i sharpezor. i wanna know what flicks you people consider good.
saw 2 was a piece of crap. so if you are sayin saw 2 was good then i see where you are comin from.

[sharpezor]

Some of mine, i tried to put them in order, but who knows. All such wonderful works of art.

1. Pulp Fiction
2. The Matrix
3. True Romance
4. Goodfellas
5. Fight Club
6. The Bourne Identity
7. Eyes Wide Shut
8. Sin City
9. Oceans 11
10. Resident Evil
11. Army Of Darkness
12. Pieces of April
13. Pi
14. 12 Monkeys
15. Cube
16. Mission to Mars
17. Red Planet
18. Vanilla Sky

[sweetnhighz]

omg sharp i love all those movies! big thumbs up to you man u know ur movies. haha told yall hostel suckd donkey nutts, i should of known it was gonna suck due to the shytty previews. but its ok. if they ruin the new underworld damnit imma have to go to hollywood and throw a damn fit. why cant fukers make decent horror movies these days!!!!???? o and no kong i didnt c the original.

[sweetnhighz]

my top movies areeeeee

resident evil (omg@the 2nd one, wtf were they thinking?! well 3rd times a charm on the next one)

pulp fiction (part 2 coming soon)
kill bill 1 (kill bill 2 barely made it for me)
matrix 1 and 2
vanilla sky
house of 1000 corpses
texas chainsaw massacre (newer one)
the new batman
any xmen movie
the punisher
war of the worlds
any movie by brad pitt
underworld
any vin diesel movie except the damn pacifier!
exorcist
all the godfathers
SCARFACE
actually any gangsta movie is greeeeeat
high tension was decent
:dance:
well im sure i have lots more but im high and just cant think right now :confused:

[Nochowderforyou]

Everyone has different tastes in movies, and we could sit here all night argueing who has the better opinion, but it would be a waste of time :)

I haven't seen it, and it looks gorey as hell, so I might check it out :D I enjoyed Saw II, not as much as the first one, but it was good.

Devils Rejects is a really good movie too. I like how they tossed in Southern Rock music with the killing scenes. It almost made the killing, okay.

Peace

[sweetnhighz]

I NEED TO watch devils rejects again because at the movies it just sucked soooo bad. some parts were decent. im a big 1ooo corpses fan and thought this would be great but in the movies it just sucked, mayb cause i was drunk and high? who knows, i need to rent it and c wtf is going on!

[JonnyIndica]

Other Films with Tarantino involvement;
Curdled
Natural Born Killers
Killing Zoe
True Romance

[JonnyIndica]

Devils Rejects was great !...also try Strangeland (Dee Schnieder)

[UnViaje]

original texas chainsaw massacre rapes all

[sharpezor]

my top movies areeeeee

resident evil (omg@the 2nd one, wtf were they thinking?! well 3rd times a charm on the next one)

pulp fiction (part 2 coming soon)
kill bill 1 (kill bill 2 barely made it for me)
matrix 1 and 2
vanilla sky
house of 1000 corpses
texas chainsaw massacre (newer one)
the new batman
any xmen movie
the punisher
war of the worlds
any movie by brad pitt
underworld
any vin diesel movie except the damn pacifier!
exorcist
all the godfathers
SCARFACE
actually any gangsta movie is greeeeeat
high tension was decent

well im sure i have lots more but im high and just cant think right now

part 2 of pulp? i think you are mistaken.

anyway, the punisher was amazing

[Whos Carl]

Am I the only person in the world that didnt like either The Matrix trilogy OR the Kill Bills.

[d00d989]

i work at a movie theatre so i can see movies for free so i see quite a few.
and i can honestly say that this movie is a steaming pile of shit.

basicly, first 45 min = titties
2nd 45 min = gore

the acting IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

the only reason this movie is #1 for the weekend is because of "Quentin Tarantino Presents" and the fact that its so gorey.

[Jeff Spicoli]

and all the tits

[Nochowderforyou]

Am I the only person in the world that didnt like either The Matrix trilogy OR the Kill Bills.

I HATED The Matrix, with a fucking passion. I can't stand that make-no-sense nonsense that goes on and on and on and etc...

I liked Kill Bill though, not so much the second one, but I really enjoyed the first one. Only because I'm a HUGE fan Tarantino, but the second one seemed like an entire different movie to me.

[dogg]

Definitely a rental.

[s2headhunter]

well they have come out with some good ones lately like umm the saws, those are good, and house amityville horror

[king kong bong]

Am I the only person in the world that didnt like either The Matrix trilogy OR the Kill Bills.

same here.

decent list guys but resident evil are you chuffin kiddin me. that was a pile of shit, paul anderson sucks. they should have let george romero direct it as originally planned.

unviaje, the original tcm does rape all.

my list:
the texas chainsaw massacre (original of course)
house of 1000 corpses
the devils rejects
the hills have eyes (original)
demons
constantine
batman
snatch
lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels
way of the gun
true romance
pulp fiction
clerks
boiler room
mallrats
cobra
fast times at ridgemont high
the big lebowski
kids
last house on the left
they live
spaceballs
the shining
signs
id4
the crow
the conans
predator 1 & 2
t2
donnie brasco
taxi driver
braveheart
gladiator
badder santa
state of grace
american history x
the warriors
bram stokers dracula
roadhouse
juice
suicide kings
back to the future 1 & 2
bloodsport
kickboxer
demolition man (how do you use those 3 sea shells??)
rocky 1-5
rambo 1-3
fight club
troy
darkman
ong-bak
pirates of the caribbean
pee wee's big adventure
blazing saddles
young frankenstein



thats it for now. ill add more later

[king kong bong]

boondock saints
the punisher (the original with dolph lundgren)
dazed and confused
fear and loathing in las vegas
the usual suspects
se7en
shawshank redemption
die hard
universal soldier
dogs of war?
full metal jacket
saving private ryan
casualties of war
hamburger hill
apocalypse now
things to do in denver when you're dead
12 monkeys
the butterfly effect

[Jeff Spicoli]

i pretty much agree with kong
and thirteen ghosts (on tv right now)

[CocaCola]

Tits and ass? This will make a good rental, so I can pause and whack it when the boobs come.

[king kong bong]

im just gettin warmed up.

[Das Boot]

My favorite movies are pretty much kongs list with all the Wes Anderson movies added on to it. And Buffaloe 66 by Vincent Gallo.


I also saw THE BIG LEBOWSKI on your list.

The dude abides.

[sweetnhighz]

shyt i forgot constantine and i have the movie! dont remember if i mentioned sin city or not but thats on there. any southpark or family guys. and i dont remember who said this but i just went to a website on upcoming movies and they mentioned something about a pulp fiction 2 so i dunno what they plan on doing. as long as tarantino DIRECTS and not presents! lol

[Harvesthetic]

Quentin Tarantino, Hollywood Prostitute :(

[king kong bong]

harvesthetic im almost done with the beginning of my screenplay, so stay tuned.

[king kong bong]

funhouse
lord of the rings (all 3)
star wars (the original ones)
lost boys
total recall
the professional
blade and blade 2
angelheart
training day
the untouchables
rules of attraction
intruder
dawn of the dead (both)
evil dead
tango and cash
kindergarten cop
cyborg
death warrant

[Jeff Spicoli]

we have pretty much the same taste in movies kong
too bad you have sex with horses~

[king kong bong]

i know, fuckin horse always tearin the arse outta me.

[Jeff Spicoli]

Chicken fucker!

[king kong bong]

I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.

[Jeff Spicoli]

go into the chat room, fag

[king kong bong]

dude that shit takes forever to load and i dont think it loads.

[Jeff Spicoli]

whatever dude your just a noob at compskill
kthxbye

[king kong bong]

everytime i try to open that shit it makes my pc mad slow. bollocks to that. someone needs to make a aol, yahoo, etc chatroom.

[Harvesthetic]

harvesthetic im almost done with the beginning of my screenplay, so stay tuned.

yess looking forward to it man! good luck! :thumbsup:

[sharpezor]

any of you guys members of imdb?

[king kong bong]

nah but im always on there.

[bedake]

I saw it, thought it sucked key momenet: guys gets his head smashed in by a rock

[F L E S H]

I saw Hostel last night, and really, it doesn't live up to the hype at all. I didn't mind waiting for the gory parts, since the story was decent, but the gore was really disappointing. I've seens much more gory stuff... It's really nothing, but maybe it's because I've been de-sensitized :ccol:

Bottom line, don't go see it

[lemonboy]

I think you guys are being too hard on it. You've seen more gore in an R-rated film in a theater? Which one? You can't really compare it to the cult gore stuff because the MPAA draws a line at some point.

That being said, I though it was pretty disgusting and disturbing. The most visually disturbing thing I've seen on the big screen. I'd read this thread before I saw it actually so I was prepared for the story to be slow but it wasn't. I felt like I got my moneys worth.

[king kong bong]

I think you guys are being too hard on it. You've seen more gore in an R-rated film in a theater? Which one? You can't really compare it to the cult gore stuff because the MPAA draws a line at some point.

That being said, I though it was pretty disgusting and disturbing. The most visually disturbing thing I've seen on the big screen. I'd read this thread before I saw it actually so I was prepared for the story to be slow but it wasn't. I felt like I got my moneys worth.

good man. its not like the 70's and 80's flicks, censorship wasnt a big thing back then but now its fuckin christians galore.

[iamenfuego]

yea i saw hostel high as shit off this jamaican colley and the movie sucked ass