Well I didn't know this could happen....

[kdizzle384]

so about an hour before dinner i decide to smoke a little. My mom was home so i ghost each hit(ya i know its bad for ya) cause it doesn't smell as much. So i go upstair and start to eat with my family. Randomly my bro burps like non other. Being the competitive person that i am i gt ready to burp as loud as possible. Well when i did a plume of smoke came out. My mom stared straight at me for what seemed like an eternity, then looked down and didn't say another work for the rest of dinner. Needless to say it was a bit awkward, especially since my mom never would have dreamed that i would smoke. So what exactly happened cause i didn't know this could happen.

[Jeff Spicoli]

wow, you got owned by yourself!
nice job dude!

[420ultimatesmokage]

sometimes when you smoke, you swallow some smoke which can be burped out at bad times. this is not the first time i've heard this shit happening in situations like that.

[FunkyMonkey]

what is ghosting your hit?

[Nochowderforyou]

That's funny. You fucked yourself! :p

I've never had this happen to me before, but I wish I was there to laugh and see.

[420ultimatesmokage]

isn't ghost hit holding it in tell nothing comes out when you exhale.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

one time i burped up like the size of about 2 fat rips from a pipe right in the car with my WHOLE family in the car. my brother asked me if i was a dragon and my mom started freaking out, she thought it was some kind of magic power I had or something lol. it didnt even smell like weed either. more like...what i last ate. hehe....

[kdizzle384]

That's funny. You fucked yourself! :p

I've never had this happen to me before, but I wish I was there to laugh and see.


Ya it actually really funny looking back on it. It just happened earlier this night and my mom still hasn't said anything to me.

[kdizzle384]

one time i burped up like the size of about 2 fat rips from a pipe right in the car with my WHOLE family in the car. my brother asked me if i was a dragon and my mom started freaking out, she thought it was some kind of magic power I had or something lol. it didnt even smell like weed either. more like...what i last ate. hehe....

LOL that fucking hilarious. God damn i wish i coulda saw that :dance: :dance: :dance:

[mrdevious]

hmmm, I wonder if this explains that thing that confused me ( I hope that comes out right, I'm rather high at the moment). anyway I took a big long hoot and blew out but nothing came. then I blew again and nothing. so I sat down and said "damn I didn't get anything" and right then as I was saying it this huge amount of smoke came out of my mouth lol.

[FunkyMonkey]

If it happens a second time, look her in the eye and say
"you know I didnt say anything last time but damn ma you overcooked the meatloaf again" :D

[mrdevious]

haha, that's awsome funky monkey.


wait... where'd your funky monkey avatar go?

EDIT: ah shit I smoked myself to impairment, I can't stop laughing at the name "funky monky" now

[FunkyMonkey]

Well christmas is over so I retired the santa one trich made and didnt want to use the disco chimp.
This one is a microscopic view of an african green monkey's kidney.

[mrdevious]

but I love the disco chimP :( and I love candy, which I have I just realized, I'm going to eat it now

[d00d989]

when i first started smoking i used to accidentally swallow smoke all the time. usually just by accident. its pretty fucking sweet tho to burp it up.......unless your familys around...lol

hope u dont get into any trouble man

[420ultimatesmokage]

If it happens a second time, look her in the eye and say
"you know I didnt say anything last time but damn ma you overcooked the meatloaf again" :D

that shit made me laugh

[beachguy in thongs]

It all has to do with your diaphragm. Hiccups are a spasm in the diaphragm and smoking Herb cures it. That and sticking a pencil between your lips, holding your nose (and if there's a second party, your ears), and drinking the water until it feels like you're gonna die and then you pour some more down your throat, dump the water in the sink, and, by the time you're done huffing and puffing, your hiccups are gone.

I had the hiccups for three days, once. During which, I had a baseball game and had to play shortstop with the hiccups. I was kicked out of the game (possibly from frustration from the hiccups) and had to sit on the bus, with the hiccups.

On the ride home from the game, my teammates helped me concoct that cure. And it's sure-fire.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

BUD BURP!

My friend smoked a few hours before school and in class she burped and it was all smoke, funny.

It happens sometimes.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

omg roflmfao hahahahaha!!!! :D


you are so fucking awesome! i wish i were there to see that! dude! hahahaha! :D

[SensiRide]

Haha! Awesome story, wish I could have been there - it must have smelt of ganj as well! :D

[buddymyfriend]

Burping out smoke, lol! Gonna have to try 'Ghosting' hits! ;)

Peace

Buddy

[daima]

smoke burps are the best. They bring back fond memories of my day in the woods with my favorite girl, Maryjane.

dai*ma :o

[Charlie Horse]

just pretend that nothing happened.

[beachguy in thongs]

Way to bless the dinner table.

[lateralus]

wow, you got owned by yourself!
nice job dude!
If it happens a second time, look her in the eye and say
"you know I didnt say anything last time but damn ma you overcooked the meatloaf again" :DHAHAHA

Good thread.

[king kong bong]

get real scared and tell her about spontaneous combustion.

[eddievanzant]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
for the people who don't check urbandictionary prior to asking, ghost: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghost

[Swizzy89304]

...Well unless you swallow it, but that means you're doing it wrong! :p
If you swallow the smoke, does the THC get digested?

[beachguy in thongs]

The smoke would rot away your stomach lining. It's just more chemicals entering your blood stream.

[Caruso329]

Smoke burps happen almost all the time when you do ghost hits. That smokes got to go somewhere. I wonder if anyone's ever had a smoke fart... Oh, and if you need a covert way to smoke. Just make a doob tube. Take a toilet paper roll and put about 3-4 dryer sheets in it (bounce works best I've found), and just blow your hits through it. Comes out smelling like fresh laundry! :D Awesome story by the way.

[Wesley Pipes]

happened to me before first time i took a pipe:D
10 minutes l8er i burped out some smoke, but that beats me hands down... had me in stitches

[Swizzy89304]

Does it work smoking a ciggy aswell? I'm trying it at the mo, but nothings happened so far. I'll say if it works (never done a Bud-Burp before as babyfaced calls it)

[Caruso329]

I wouldn't try it with a ciggy, you'll really fuck up your body. Did you know.. cigarette filters have fiber glass in them so when you inhale, it cuts your lungs and the addictive additives can enter your bloodstream more easily?

Someone on the forums said that, might've even been beachguy.

[Its a Plant]

lol funny story, but wait, how is ghost hitting bad for you? I guess I don't understand how it could be any worse than a "normal" hit. Please, someone enlighten me.

[Swizzy89304]

Apparently it's the menthol cigs that have fiberglass in the filters. And nah, it did'nt work with a ciggy.

[FunkyMonkey]

lol funny story, but wait, how is ghost hitting bad for you? I guess I don't understand how it could be any worse than a "normal" hit. Please, someone enlighten me.

The cannabinoids are absorbed almost instantaneously where as the harmful byproducts in smoke of any kind take a little longer to be absorbed into your body.
Holding a hit in until nothing comes out is ensuring your body get the maximum amount of harmful byproducts as possible and does absolutely nothing to give you a greater weed high.

[Funkamander]

Dudes, I "bud burp" like everytime I smoke. It's great though, because I can feel them coming, burp it out, and then take in the extra little 3rd of hit.

Hot damn I'm thrifty.

[Kramerica]

Damn, that just happened to me! I wasnt trying to do what your were saying. I had just been outside hitting my pipe, came in, burped...and a plume of smoke erupted!

[Brennan]

Yea. I've done that more than a few times. Once in the middle of english class at school. I let a big burp go then all you could smell was pot. People were turning around and giving me gum. Told me I'd better cover that up or I was gonna get caught. haha