The Really Amazing Story Thread!!!(TRAST)

[TheAtomicPunk]

I am very bored, have to hours to blow, and dont have any bud. SO!

Entertain me!!

What's the most wild story you know! Whether it happened to you or not! You can make shit up for all I care!! :thumbsup:

[pixel]

I promise I'll type a decent one out tommorow but it's kinda long and I'm about to go see Hostel so ttyl :rasta:

[Jesse DeForest]

I know this guy who's like the poster child for anti-marijuana ads. He's from venezuela, and smoke more weed than anybody I know. He's a fucking burn-out, completely stupid. A retarded kid would make fun of this guy.

One day, I was going to smoke a joint, but I dropped it through a crack in my deck. It was the last of my weed, so I was pretty pissed about it. A couple of days later, I was telling him about that.

When I finished the story, he looked at me like I was an idiot. "Are you fucking retarded," he asked me? "Why didn't you get the fucking ants to get it?"

He was totally serious.

I asked him to explain, and apparently what I should have done was make a trail of bread crums leading to the joint, and then the ants would pick it up and carry it out.

At first I wanted to laugh, but when I realized he was serious I just really wanted to laugh. He got pissed and told me I know nothing.

[dopefiend]

this story is going to seem totally fake but it really happened. about a year ago, i snuck into a zoo after it closed and went to where they keep the penguins. i made sure to bring plenty of weed with me when i did this. after i got over to the penguins, i lured them over to me with some fish, and then blew smoke in their faces. then, when i finished, i hopped over the barrier, and started dancin with them :stoned: luckily for me they didnt see me on the cameras :D this was THE FUNNEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

this story is going to seem totally fake but it really happened. about a year ago, i snuck into a zoo after it closed and went to where they keep the penguins. i made sure to bring plenty of weed with me when i did this. after i got over to the penguins, i lured them over to me with some fish, and then blew smoke in their faces. then, when i finished, i hopped over the barrier, and started dancin with them :stoned: luckily for me they didnt see me on the cameras :D this was THE FUNNEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE.
That was you!?

[420ultimatesmokage]

that seems pretty far fetched

[yzstoned]

haha nothing amazing, but on new years day we hotboxed this kids car (5 people) and went to white castle it was pretty sweet.

[rollinKansas]

i spent the night at my girlfriends house last night (she was on the rag, nothing great happened) i wasnt supposed to be there cuz her dad would KILL me. so i went anyway and we fell asleep woke up and everything was ok (int he basement-big door to just walk in) and then sure enough her dad comes down bout 7am and i hide behind a bunch of junk specifically a cabinet and he was putting something away directly behind the cabinet where i was hiding. i just said hello mike" and he ws totally cool with it! im prety sure hes on crack now bc he just said u 2 should be upstairs! hewouldnt even let us go in her room alone and th is was 7am hes def on crack orsometihng

[Jeff Spicoli]

Yeah buddy, any zoo that has penguins is probally gonna be pretty big and would have a security system/cameras everywhere. nice lie, you ruined the thread

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yeah buddy, any zoo that has penguins is probally gonna be pretty big and would have a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=9&k=security%20system" onmouseover="window.status='security system'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">security system</a>/cameras everywhere. nice lie, you ruined the thread


Dude, I dont care if it was true or not. Didnt you read my first post :p. haha dopefiend, I think it was a funny ass story!!

rollinkansas, Im so happy he didn't try to kill you or anything, that's sweet!

yzstoned, that must have been an awesome day!

Jesse DeForest, dude that's so funny! As weird as it sounds, it just might be true ;)

and Pixel, I can't wait to here your story!!!

[shrek45]

im prety sure hes on crack now bc he just said u 2 should be upstairs! hewouldnt even let us go in her room alone and th is was 7am hes def on crack or sometihng

this is just a guess maybe he doesnt want his daughter to get pregnant. and thats just a maybe. usually i would assume he would be on crack. thats my first guess but the worry of pregnancy is a close second.

[dopefiend]

Yeah buddy, any zoo that has penguins is probally gonna be pretty big and would have a security system/cameras everywhere. nice lie, you ruined the thread
apparently you didnt read it close enough. it DID say there were cameras, but they didnt catch me

[Funkamander]

Oh yeah? Well, well, I snuck into the T-Rex cage and got blazed as FUCK with this kickass T-Rex named, uh, named Herman! We got to talking, and it turns out they treat him like shit in there. So I decided I couldn't leave my new smoke buddy in there, and I punched the cage open. Then, he let me ride him all the way back to my apartment. Now, we're roommates and it's great. He plays the harp, and I play drums so we just jam for hours after smoking big ol' blunts.

True story. Oh, and the security cameras didn't see me, either.

[Aces High]

Oh yeah? Well, well, I snuck into the T-Rex cage and got blazed as FUCK with this kickass T-Rex named, uh, named Herman! We got to talking, and it turns out they treat him like shit in there. So I decided I couldn't leave my new smoke buddy in there, and I punched the cage open. Then, he let me ride him all the way back to my apartment. Now, we're roommates and it's great. He plays the harp, and I play drums so we just jam for hours after smoking big ol' blunts.

True story. Oh, and the security cameras didn't see me, either.

hahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha

[p0t]

ok so we have a little black chihuahua (sp?) and his name is Blacky...so one morning i took him out to the front yard to run around. my neighbors do not have a fence between our lawns so my dog plays on both lawns and they are cool with it...
the man that lives across the street (who happens to be african-american) was outside taking out his trash.. and i guess my neighbor didnt see him.
so my dogs runs over to my neighbor and she says "Hey Blacky!" out loud. the man across the street looks back at her ..you should have seen the fucking look on his face!! i guess he figured out she was talking to my dog and went back inside without saying anything.
i didnt tell her but it was the funniest shit ever!!

[IanCurtisWishlist]

The craziest thing I ever did was doing magical mushrooms 2 nights in a row. I ate a half 8th the first night and very next night i ate a whole 8th. i then sat on my colorful hippy couich with flower patterns, and soon super mario was running across the flower patterns, shooting fireballs. all the meanwhile I was listening to jefferson airplane and electric neon dragonfly patterns emerged and bordered the walls of all walls in my vision. the ground swayed and i just stared in space and listened to music for hours and hours. I had strong auditory hallucinations and i thought things were happening that were not really happening. i was really fucking confused and i was yelling at my friend for making too much noise and talking, when he really wasn't saying anything. i was like "fuck man will you shut up ? you're making me too anxious you're going to make me have a fucking panic attack". time stopped still and I thought i had died at one time. my clockwork orange poster turned into a skull and it scared the shit out of me and i had to think to myself, "am i alive?" to believe that i was alive. it was very mind altering and I'm glad i'm not nuts now. It was also really really fun to experience that , but i won't be doing it soon.

On that note, if you want to start with a psychadellic, i think salvia might be an ok start since it's legal. it's powerful, so just make sure that you do not take too much. smoking is a better way to control dosage.