The dope-o-meter

[potheaduk]

the dope-o-meter (http://www.potheaduk.com/thc/index.php)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I got 6700... "number of days high" what does that want from you? How many consecutive days you've been high for? I put 67, and days since last high I put 0 'cause I just finished a bowl :p

[xNoa]

Your Score: 36500
You're totally screwed!
A score of less than 50 is cool.
THC(tetra hydro cannabinol ) levels are based on the formula:
N * 100 * (0.9S)


what????????? the fuck, how am i meant to know the 'number of days high' ? i just put 500 cos its no less thats for sure
thats one shit test!

[robert42]

such bullshit lol no math to it at all

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

such bullshit lol no math to it at all
Yup, same as the Death Clock! lol. Sucks, huh?

[LOVElife]

Thats obviously from his website, and it is shite!

It's got fuckin' no guidelines at all!

[Brittoker]

lmfao, who the hell counts how many days they have been high for, this must have been some genius that invented this, lol.

[tokosan]

the dope-o-meter (http://www.potheaduk.com/thc/index.php) your site doesnt work in firefox :'(

[BabyFacedAbortion]

score: 90

[potheaduk]

your site doesnt work in firefox :'(

yes it does works in opera too


but your right about it being a shit test it wasnt supposed to be serious i just did it for a laugh

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

yes it does works in opera too


but your right about it being a shit test it wasnt supposed to be serious i just did it for a laugh

Cool man, cheers for making the effort :D xxx

[potheaduk]

lol it was just a moment of stoned madness

[dopefiend]

50000!!!

[Syrus]

miss miss, i got ERROR :D

[potheaduk]

it works for me in 4 diff browsers so i dont see how its not working for you??

[PureEvil760]

all you get is your screwed no matter what you type in

[beachguy in thongs]

You know that it's very wrong associating pot with the name "dope".

The maker of that meter should be shot, or at least, given a medical journal.

[balamm]

Activity in the evolutionary advanced areas of the brain is increased in cannabinoids receptors and promotes higher consciousness levels.

Cannabinoids do kill brain cells, but the brain cells they kill are called "Glioma" or Cancer of the brain(Tumor). All other brain cells are protected and healed by cannabinoids.

Cannabinoids protect the heart against Arythmia.

By being alive and breathing air our bodies produce "free radicals". Cannabinoids help to reverse this action.
I think I might have an Ionic Bracelet ® and some unicorn gonads for sale and you definitely sound like someone who'd be interested in that sort of thing.

Medical journal eh?
How many times have you read Greys Anatomy?
How many editions do you own?
Do you have any medical journals? Have you ever borrowed a medical journal?
What medical degrees or training do you have?

Just a loudmouth adolescent with a cheap Dell and an AOL connection I figure.

So shoot me.
Or tell me where to find you so I can collect that medical journal?
Beter yet, how about I shoot you and put an end to your diseased misinformation campaign.

Having dealt with arrythmia and tachycardia myself for many years and having experienced the paddles and drugs to have my heart stopped or restarted, I find your bullshit offensive to say the least.

Having studied many of these medical journals you refer to, and pharmacology journals, and psychology journals, It's just plain sad that people like you survive birth and go on to post in forums like this.

I have witnessed the destruction caused by chronic use of many substances.
I am very aware what effects these substances have on myself and others.
Reversing brain tumours, curing heart disease, or making you smarter is not a benefit you can expect from any street drug.

I have nothing against anyone experimenting with anything.
But keep it honest and try to understand the effect your experimentation has on your ability to reason.
Is it you talking? Or is what you do and think the result of your brain working around damaged neurons and rewired synapses?
How would you even know?
In your case, I think it's obvious.

~~~~~
Drop your balls somewhere potheaduk? You might wanna watch that or other people might step all over them ;)

Maybe this little reality check will help you find them
~~~~~

If you have a problem with the formula used on that page, then I suggest you contact eg:
http://homepages.poptel.org.uk/DrDrew/testing.html
http://users.panafonet.gr/maw/project201.htm
or the many other sites and publications displaying it, or, the mathematician or researcher who developed the equation.

Better yet, get over yourselves. Live and let live.

[beachguy in thongs]

Medical journal eh?
How many times have you read Greys Anatomy?
How many editions do you own?
Do you have any medical journals? Have you ever borrowed a medical journal?
What medical degrees or training do you have?


Better yet, get over yourselves. Live and let live.
2001 Lippincott's Nursing Drug Guide
Taber's Cyclopedic Medical Dictionary
Tortora & Grabowski's Principles of Anatomy and Physiology
Whitney & Rolfes Understanding Nutrition
Psychology in the New Millenium by Spencer A. Rathus
7th edition: Human Development by Vander Zanden, with revisions
Medical Terminology Simplified: A Programming Learning Approach by Body Systems
11th edition: Basic Pharmacology for Nurses
CPR for the Professional Rescuer
Introductory Pediatric Nursing
Introductory Maternal Newborn Nursing
The Human Body: Concepts of anatomy & physiology
and the biggest freaken book of them all
10th edition- Medical Surgical Nursing: Total Patient Care

Bite me, fag. I can't remember what for, anyways.

[beachguy in thongs]

So shoot me.
Or tell me where to find you so I can collect that medical journal?
Beter yet, how about I shoot you and put an end to your diseased misinformation campaign.

Having dealt with arrythmia and tachycardia myself for many years and having experienced the paddles and drugs to have my heart stopped or restarted, I find your bullshit offensive to say the least.

Having studied many of these medical journals you refer to, and pharmacology journals, and psychology journals, It's just plain sad that people like you survive birth and go on to post in forums like this.

I have witnessed the destruction caused by chronic use of many substances.
I am very aware what effects these substances have on myself and others.
Reversing brain tumours, curing heart disease, or making you smarter is not a benefit you can expect from any street drug.

I have nothing against anyone experimenting with anything.
But keep it honest and try to understand the effect your experimentation has on your ability to reason.
Is it you talking? Or is what you do and think the result of your brain working around damaged neurons and rewired synapses?
How would you even know?
In your case, I think it's obvious.

~~~~~
Drop your balls somewhere potheaduk? You might wanna watch that or other people might step all over them ;)

Maybe this little reality check will help you find them
~~~~~

If you have a problem with the formula used on that page, then I suggest you contact eg:
http://homepages.poptel.org.uk/DrDrew/testing.html
http://users.panafonet.gr/maw/project201.htm
or the many other sites and publications displaying it, or, the mathematician or researcher who developed the equation.

Better yet, get over yourselves. Live and let live.
Man, I was gonna take this serious, until I saw this freaken crap. What a little imbecile. This crap: Beter yet, how about I shoot you and put an end to your diseased misinformation campaign.

Go bury your head.

[beachguy in thongs]

I think I might have an Ionic Bracelet ® and some unicorn gonads for sale and you definitely sound like someone who'd be interested in that sort of thing.

Medical journal eh?
How many times have you read Greys Anatomy?
How many editions do you own?
Do you have any medical journals? Have you ever borrowed a medical journal?
What medical degrees or training do you have?

Just a loudmouth adolescent with a cheap Dell and an AOL connection I figure.

So shoot me.
Or tell me where to find you so I can collect that medical journal?
Beter yet, how about I shoot you and put an end to your diseased misinformation campaign.

Having dealt with arrythmia and tachycardia myself for many years and having experienced the paddles and drugs to have my heart stopped or restarted, I find your bullshit offensive to say the least.

Having studied many of these medical journals you refer to, and pharmacology journals, and psychology journals, It's just plain sad that people like you survive birth and go on to post in forums like this.

I have witnessed the destruction caused by chronic use of many substances.
I am very aware what effects these substances have on myself and others.
Reversing brain tumours, curing heart disease, or making you smarter is not a benefit you can expect from any street drug.

I have nothing against anyone experimenting with anything.
But keep it honest and try to understand the effect your experimentation has on your ability to reason.
Is it you talking? Or is what you do and think the result of your brain working around damaged neurons and rewired synapses?
How would you even know?
In your case, I think it's obvious.

~~~~~
Drop your balls somewhere potheaduk? You might wanna watch that or other people might step all over them ;)

Maybe this little reality check will help you find them
~~~~~

If you have a problem with the formula used on that page, then I suggest you contact eg:
http://homepages.poptel.org.uk/DrDrew/testing.html
http://users.panafonet.gr/maw/project201.htm
or the many other sites and publications displaying it, or, the mathematician or researcher who developed the equation.

Better yet, get over yourselves. Live and let live.
I want you to discuss somethings with me. Let me know when you want to talk. Post a thread. I'll be happy to let you in on all the information I can provide.

[beachguy in thongs]

I

~~~~~Live and let live.

You are so misguided by Dr. Drew's 50 -60% THC Saturation Rates.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

WHATEVER you do, DO NOT get a score lower than 61!!!

[beachguy in thongs]

Having studied many of these medical journals you refer to, and pharmacology journals, and psychology journals, It's just plain sad that people like you survive birth and go on to post in forums like this.


Come on, smart guy. Tell me the names of these medical journals that I'm referring to.

I can't believe you can go on bashing me, so long, in one post, about something that you haven't proven me wrong about. And then said it's sad that I existed. Well, I have news for you and your weak heart, a lot of people are sad that I existed after the coma. So fuck you, too.

[beachguy in thongs]

Okay, balamm.
Here ya' go. Lots of reading.

http://www.maps.org/mmj/
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis.shtml
http://www.thc-ministry.net/cannabisinfo.htm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/06/030630112652.htm
http://www.une.edu.au/news/archives/000366.html
http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/marijuana.jsp
http://www.mpp.org/science.html
http://www.druglibrary.org/crl/behavior/tanda-01.html
http://www.psychiatry.wustl.edu/Resources/LiteratureList/2002/May/Kelley.PDF
http://www.counterpunch.com/gardner07022005.html
http://www.freeact.net/rebuttal.html
http://www.tbindc.org/public/reg_projects/project_8.html
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_medical_iom_report.pdf
http://www.pnas.org/cgi/content/full/96/21/12198
http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Andy/Politics/SevenReasons.html
http://www.triponthis.net/ (report from Dr. Xiao Zhang, scroll down)
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_pharmacology2.shtml
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_science1.shtml
http://jn.physiology.org/cgi/content/full/89/5/2647
http://www.pku.edu.cn/academic/xb/2003/_03e609.html
http://www.mpp.org/VA/
http://www.drcnet.org/rapid/1997/1-16-1.html
http://www.norml.org/

[beachguy in thongs]

Here, ballam. This was on my I.E. favorites, it's very helpful.
http://www.cures-not-wars.org/melajuana.html

[Rarrr]

I think balamn needs more flaming. He didn't learn a lesson after his first and only post...

[beachguy in thongs]

I think I might have an Ionic Bracelet ® and some unicorn gonads for sale and you definitely sound like someone who'd be interested in that sort of thing.

Medical journal eh?
How many times have you read Greys Anatomy?
How many editions do you own?
Do you have any medical journals? Have you ever borrowed a medical journal?
What medical degrees or training do you have?

Just a loudmouth adolescent with a cheap Dell and an AOL connection I figure.

So shoot me.
Or tell me where to find you so I can collect that medical journal?
Beter yet, how about I shoot you and put an end to your diseased misinformation campaign.

Having dealt with arrythmia and tachycardia myself for many years and having experienced the paddles and drugs to have my heart stopped or restarted, I find your bullshit offensive to say the least.

Having studied many of these medical journals you refer to, and pharmacology journals, and psychology journals, It's just plain sad that people like you survive birth and go on to post in forums like this.

I have witnessed the destruction caused by chronic use of many substances.
I am very aware what effects these substances have on myself and others.
Reversing brain tumours, curing heart disease, or making you smarter is not a benefit you can expect from any street drug.

I have nothing against anyone experimenting with anything.
But keep it honest and try to understand the effect your experimentation has on your ability to reason.
Is it you talking? Or is what you do and think the result of your brain working around damaged neurons and rewired synapses?
How would you even know?
In your case, I think it's obvious.

~~~~~
Drop your balls somewhere potheaduk? You might wanna watch that or other people might step all over them ;)

Maybe this little reality check will help you find them
~~~~~

If you have a problem with the formula used on that page, then I suggest you contact eg:
http://homepages.poptel.org.uk/DrDrew/testing.html
http://users.panafonet.gr/maw/project201.htm
or the many other sites and publications displaying it, or, the mathematician or researcher who developed the equation.

Better yet, get over yourselves. Live and let live.
I'm gonna show you what they say about the lungs (Dr. Drew's site) and then show you why your site is less informative. Oh, and by the way, fuck you, for all the shit you said about me in your post.

Effects on the heart and lungs

SHORT TERM

Cannabis lowers the blood pressure, which is one reason why it both relaxes you and makes you feel light-headed. As a consequence, your heart has to beat more rapidly to move the blood up to your head, so your heart-rate increases. This can contribute to the feelings of paranoia or panic which you may feel if unused to the drug. In the short-term, none of these effects are dangerous in their own right, and if in a relaxed environment, will quickly pass as long as you haven't taken too much.
If you've smoked a lot, you may also feel a shortness of breath. Again, this can be unpleasant if you are unfamiliar with it - you may feel as if you cannot catch your breath, or that you have to take very deep breaths, and become tense and panicky as a result. If you become used to cannabis however you can remind yourself that it is just an effect of the drug and like the others will wear off over time. Take regular, smooth breaths and the feeling should pass.

Now this is what happens:

Since 1982, UCLA researchers have evaluated pulmonary function and bronchial cell characteristics in marijuana-only smokers, tobacco-only smokers, smokers of both, and non-smokers. Although they have found changes in marijuana-only smokers, the changes are much less pronounced than those found in tobacco smokers.

The nature of the marijuana-induced changes were also different, occurring primarily in the lung's large airways - not the small peripheral airways affected by tobacco smoke. Since it is small-airway inflammation that causes chronic bronchitis and emphysema, marijuana smokers may not develop these diseases.

[potheaduk]

my thread's been raped

[beachguy in thongs]

Balamm, came here and told me that all my facts were wrong. That Dr. Xiao Zhang doesn't know what he's talking about. Sorry, potheaduk.

[beachguy in thongs]

And then balamm hide's behind websites.

[smoke ranger]

your site doesnt work in firefox :'(
yes it does

[smoke ranger]

And then balamm hide's behind websites.
dude, youre arguing with a guy that isnt even there, who cares what he thinks, doesnt ruin any part of your existence, he hasnt even come back to retort, let him shrivle up and be a coward...GIVE THIS MAN HIS THREAD BACK, lmao

[beachguy in thongs]

Okey Dokey, Smokey.

I might actually save this thread in my favorites, because a lot of the stuff I threw on here isn't all together, but now it is.

I'm sorry for the "shot" comment.


You know that it's very wrong associating pot with the name "dope".

The maker of that meter should be shot, or at least, given a medical journal.


dude, youre arguing with a guy that isnt even there, who cares what he thinks, doesnt ruin any part of your existence, he hasnt even come back to retort, let him shrivle up and be a coward...GIVE THIS MAN HIS THREAD BACK, lmao

I was thinking maybe a concerned Mom.