best night since probation

[Kronik Bagz]

well a couple nights ago i was at a lil party at a friends hous. tons of fine ass females there. but this is how it goes, around here i guess its in style fer girls to be bi or les so all the girls sa they bisexual n make out wit eachother n shit. well we were all faded, an these gurls were talkin bout makin out wit other gurls n started goin at it fer pictures n shit. well when they started braggin bout ho much better gurlz r at bangin(wich is bullshit cause none of these gurls ever licked a beaver) i convinced three gurlz id prove they was wrong, so i went into my friends room wit three gurlz, we were all makin out an gettin into it. i started eatin 1 of em an i guess 1 of em couldn take it so she left. after that it was a blur of naked skin an lesbien action. i watched a lil an was involved a lot of the time but we jus got really into it, not like that makin love shit, i mean the real sex that u jus dun care who walks in an sees or what breaks, ur jus lost in the moment. when we finished i couldnt find my boxers so i freeballed the rest of the night. when i woke up the next morning i sow one of the gurls wearin my boxers an my shirt an i noticed i was wearin a lil shirt that said flirt on it. u know the night was craz when u wake up in a girlz skanky lil shirt wit glittery letters on it. i love alcohol :D


ne1 else have any stories that dont involve weed???

peace n bagz
kronik

[maryjanemama]

Kronik, that story was great. Looooved it!:) You HAVE to write a rhyme about ho's in glitter baby doll t shirts. I'm glad you had so much fun.

I'm a phone sex "actress" , so I've acted out all sorts of crazy sexual fantasies. I do it stoned or sober cuz it's what I do. :p

[Dope Chic]

u know the night was craz when u wake up in a girlz skanky lil shirt wit glittery letters on it

LMAO I love it!!! Thats hilarious! :p
Great story can't say as I've ever had anything like that happen...but I'd love it if it did I'm sure!:D

[KronicKing]

hahaha damn sounds fun last time i got that fucked i passed out b4 i got ne...i was almost there but the next three shot fucked me nuff to pass out

[clevemire]

I'm pratically hicthed already, so it's been just one taco for me lately. But that's all good :cool:

[Lola]

ahahhahaha bagz your fucking whew i dunno what to say about that:D

[Kronik Bagz]

Kronik, that story was great. Looooved it!:) You HAVE to write a rhyme about ho's in glitter baby doll t shirts. I'm glad you had so much fun.

I'm a phone sex "actress" , so I've acted out all sorts of crazy sexual fantasies. I do it stoned or sober cuz it's what I do. :p


well i thought bout it a lil
an i decided i would write a rhyme
down the street
4:20 was bout the time
but im on proby
so i avoided tha kind
an had myself a lil rum n lime
things got a lil roudy
chix makin out wit chix
talkin they no longer need dick
i thought it was bullshit
so i decided to prove wrong what they told
these gurls were hot
like the flame that used to light my bowl
i gave it a lil flip an a roll
an in no time i was in that hole
not 1 but two no fool
lots of skin lots of slaps
im surprised i didnt end up wearin chaps
this is tha kinda shit thatll tear off a nutt sack
but i flipped 1 over on her back
n put my tool in her verticle crack
i was almost done
so i pulled a retract
an aimed straight fer their lips
busted a fat load from their heads to their hips
lookin like they spilled pinicolada bits
if it wasnt from the pics
noone wouldove known it came from my dick
i was tired so i took a 9 hour nap
woke up next to these gurls
so i knew last night wasnt fiction it was fact
an in fact
i couldnt find my boxers
an i had on no pants
i looked over an my boxers were on her
but she was also wearin my faygo shirt
so i look down
an im wearin a pink shirt sayin flirt
but i dun really care i got what i wanted
these gurls proved theyre word
an i got up on it


hehe


peace n bagz
kronik

[Ammie]

lmfao hahahahaha bagz u supa freak ;)

[DrGonzo]

tequila works wonders...if you can find a party that can drink tequila, you've found a party to stay at! my folks went on vacation in Mexico a couple months back, and brought me a really fantastic local bottle...had some spanish handwritten on it, with a worm and everything...it was the greatest night of my life (I think). I remember I woke up, and had little pen marks all over the back of my hand and arm...I was kinda hung, so I counted all 37 of them...after some more people woke up, I realized that some other folks had them too, but they only had like 4 or 5 marks...

later that day, my friends told me that I had been keeping track of my drinks...they recalled me stumbling around in various states of undress, but always with my tray. the tray had my tequila, a bag of limes, two shot glasses, a salt shaker, a knife (to cut the limes) and a sharpie marker. whenever I did a shot, alone or with somebody, I'd put a mark on the back of my hand (and the other person as well). but I was only keeping track of the tequila shots, I didn't bother recording the beers or the coolers or whatever else was floating around that night...

[Lola]

omg Bagz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats up you itallian stallion?

[Ammie]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE TO SAY I BEAT U LOOKED HOT IN THAT CUTE LIL SHIRT ;)