To Protect And Serve MY ASS

[KillaBuzz]

well guyz, im not gunna get into all the details here. last night, me and my momz bf got in a big fight. im only 16, n not the biggest guy, my momz bf is bout 45, twice my size, and a trained boxer. anywayz, this guy is also a trained asshole. basicly, me and him had wordz a few hourz b4 the fight took place. i thot there wuz no trouble, but he thot differently. came up in my face n asked if i wanted 2 take shit outside, i said alrite, went downstairez n grabbed my lead pipe, came back upstairez and the fight began. anywayz, i dint intend on hittin him wit the pipe unless it came down to it, i wuz usin it fer protection as the guy wood obviously kick my ass, and that he did. anywayz neighbours heard all the shit gettin broken so copz got called. heres where the real stupid shit comez into play, the copz wanted to take ME to jail, not my momz bf, but ME. now i understand about the weapon, but with 3 witnesses tellin them that i never swung at him wit it, but wuz usin it to keep him away and fer my own protection ud think that they wood send the adult to jail, but no, they woodnt even consider chargin him, just me. NOW THAT IZ SUM BULLSHIT. send the fuckin victim to jail. anywayz, just need sum ppl to talk to bout it cuz i kno u guyz will understand.
PeAcE

[sawleaf]

Pepper spray him in his sleep and then put a sodering iron across his face. If he is twice your size and a trained boxer, you are not at an advantage going head to head with him. Fuck him up on your terms. What did your mother have to say about the whole incident???

[KillaBuzz]

o dunt wrry, he'll b gettin his. soon as my friendz find out bout this, they'll wanna kill him even if i tell em not 2. my mom kicked him the fuck out. and said the copz r fuckin assholez.

[YES]

Sounds like her boyfriend is a real asshole. And those cops. . . fuck em'

Corn on the cops!

Hope all goes well.

[sawleaf]

o dunt wrry, he'll b gettin his. soon as my friendz find out bout this, they'll wanna kill him even if i tell em not 2. my mom kicked him the fuck out. and said the copz r fuckin assholez.

Good for your mom and you. At least you know your mother really cares for you. Yeah tell us when your friends destroy him.

[Lulu]

Wot a fucking bastard! :mad:

I'm glad you're ok :)

You and your Mom are better off without him.
You've probably saved your Mother from lots
of grief further down the line. ;)

Ciao for now

Lu x

[KillaBuzz]

thx fer replyin guyz, cant tell ya how good it feelz 2 have yer support in this even tho ive never met any ov yaz. and yes, i'll let ya kno when hez in the ground.
PeAcE
and one more thing, ima b gettin rite blazed 2nyte..need 2 soothe my soul. eryone smoke one fer me.

[RedRainDrop]

I think you should get him back somehow..

[rnf232s]

Pepper spray him in his sleep and then put a sodering iron across his face.

That would be so awesome. That is completely insane that they would charge the minor over the adult. Isnt that sort of like child abuse since you are a minor and since it was your mom's bf. Good thing you are going to get him back. That is complete bullshit. Hope things turn out well for you.

[KillaBuzz]

yah thatz wut i dont understand iz y they wood charge me instead ov him. if anyone wuz goin 2 jail, ud think they wooda wanted 2 take him az he wuz the aggressor. in the copz wordz "yer an adult to me". well how bout ya go fuck yerself officer the guyz twice my size and is trained in his career to fight.
but anywayz, az i said, revenge will prevail, juss gotta let thingz quiet down, get at him when itz least expected. i'll let ya kno.
PeAcE

[Kronik Bagz]

trust me on this one, i used to box an i know that there is a big ass difference between boxing and a street fight. if it happens again and ur totaly freaked bout gettin decked, go straight fer the nose. NOONE can fight with a broken nose, ur eyes swell almost instantly an get blurry from tears. he wont be able to throw an accruate punch after this, then u can wrestle him down or jus beat his ass. if he starts beatin u hit him in tha nose again. basically if u can take a good hit u can fight pretty good thats all that matters.

peace n bagz
kronik

[Lola]

Pepper spray him in his sleep and then put a sodering iron across his face. If he is twice your size and a trained boxer, you are not at an advantage going head to head with him. Fuck him up on your terms. What did your mother have to say about the whole incident???

Best advice ever:D

[NowhereMan]

well guyz, im not gunna get into all the details here. last night, me and my momz bf got in a big fight. im only 16, n not the biggest guy, my momz bf is bout 45, twice my size, and a trained boxer. anywayz, this guy is also a trained asshole. basicly, me and him had wordz a few hourz b4 the fight took place. i thot there wuz no trouble, but he thot differently. came up in my face n asked if i wanted 2 take shit outside, i said alrite, went downstairez n grabbed my lead pipe, came back upstairez and the fight began. anywayz, i dint intend on hittin him wit the pipe unless it came down to it, i wuz usin it fer protection as the guy wood obviously kick my ass, and that he did. anywayz neighbours heard all the shit gettin broken so copz got called. heres where the real stupid shit comez into play, the copz wanted to take ME to jail, not my momz bf, but ME. now i understand about the weapon, but with 3 witnesses tellin them that i never swung at him wit it, but wuz usin it to keep him away and fer my own protection ud think that they wood send the adult to jail, but no, they woodnt even consider chargin him, just me. NOW THAT IZ SUM BULLSHIT. send the fuckin victim to jail. anywayz, just need sum ppl to talk to bout it cuz i kno u guyz will understand.
PeAcE



i hope things are ok for ya
as a old fart,,,,can i say u must do what ya gotta do to protect you
and yours even if it means poppin some body up side the head
dont let nobody hurt you and those you care for

best wishes to to tell ya mom hang in there she will need you now
peace

[KronicKing]

bagz is right..ive been boxin about three yrs now and it has helped me in street fights but its a totaly differnt kinda style and so many more things you can do street fighting,as for myself im 6ft 200 pounds and i workout/play football/box so im pretty well built...not to long ago my mom english bf tried hittin me(im about 3 inches taller than him and he has no musscel) so i beat his skinny little ass(even tho ima pasifist he had no right 2 hitr me) and he called the cops and the arrested him even tho i barly had a scrach on me and he had 2 black eyes a brocken nose ect.(this was in south fl btw incase the laws r diff)

pce 'n' good tokein'

[Kronik Bagz]

im only 5' 3" or somethin like that all i know is im short as fuck, im like 130 lbs though from weight training an an shit but in the ring i got no advantage over these tall ass fuckers, even if im stronger an they skinnier then me they got better extension. boxing is all about throwing a strong punch, an having good stamina, half the most common street fighting tequniques are illiegal in the ring. but on the street ive gotten into tumbles wit some big ass fuckin guys an fuckin wrecked em. u jus need to be able to take a few good blows to the dome an thats it. a real fight is all about bein able to figt after u get hit a lot. ill give u a few tips:

never give up
alwayse take the first punch, its alwayse the most powerful
dont overdo it, a missed punch is 100 times more tiering then a landed punch,
spittin on someone distracts them,
the worst place to get hit is the nose, groin, ear, throat, an the bottom of ur chest
kick em when hes down,
dont ever turn ur back on someone when they down, thats how u get shot



PS i jus got outta the hospital an i think ill post it lol

[Json]

very good tips!!
apart from that shoting shit!if i kick shit all robe is ass ! he woldent have no bitch gun man,if he did, kick him a couple more times in the tchest&call him a tcheky bastard!!!!!

[KronicKing]

acctualy dont go for the throte it is a weak spot but if u crush the C rings holding the sochophacus(sp) open then u'll get charged with man slaughter(since its ina fight i dont think it would be murder...ill ask my bro hes the lawyer)

[KronicKing]

but if u wanna then do it ive given light taps to the throte it hurt nuff to distract then so u can get a good jab to conect to there nose...its all about speed hit fast hit hard bring him down fast and he wont be able to hurt ya...back in 7th grade(1st yr i started boxing) this kid owed me some money so instead of paying me he decides he'll choke me so i had to kick his ass...one hit to the right temple and he was out like mikey was yesterday(sorry for the double post accedentalt hit the post button first time)

[YES]

Im not a big fighter because that takes alot of energy which i dont have. But my friedn who boxes said, if you can throw a hard punch then hit them square in the jaw. He says there is a nerve in the jaw leading to the brain and if strucken (sp) then they will be knoced out.

I dont know.

Most of you guys seem like you dont need any help fighting.

[KronicKing]

i dont know wot in the jaw knokes em out but ive been in the ring and hit pll in the jaw/temple and they go down pretty fast...but ive been on the other side of tht 2...ouch lol even with gloves it hurts like a bitch...but i love to box i qualified for state competions the other day....but i dont think i want to do those...id get owned big time

[YES]

Congrats.

Apparently you have talent to be qualafied for state competitions.

[KronicKing]

ish...i got lucky i may do 1 tourney but i dought ill get past my 1st match

[Kronik Bagz]

go fer it kronic king, if u got a chance fer state comp thats somethin u dont need to pass up. round here we got lil JCW matches that some friends put together, fun an all but getfucked up royaly a lot, lol. u ever tried anything like that??? if ya havent u should, sounds like ur a good boxer. but on the throat thing, if ya push jus a LIL jab wit 2 fingers at the bottom of the neck where u can feel the ribs coming together but riht above them its a good way to stun someone, theyll choke an gasp fer air in a pinick in wich case u knock em a couple times. if u do this too hard im sure u could kill him though, try pushing on that area an think how much u want it to hurt an how hard u need to hit em.

ur all lucky in the fact that if someone fucks wit u, u can wait till good timing to fight again, i have a tendancy to go ballistic the next time i see the person which is good cause i can knock em out an all but i alwayse seem to be in their turf so they got like 20 homiez to fuck me up afterwards. as long as i get my job right??? lol :D

[KronicKing]

lol to true bagz i useualy have a few pll with me and all of them can dish out a ass kicking so bein on someone eles turf dont bother me...it useualy 6 of us and we could take 20 no problem...we've had a few close 1s tho lol story time lol one time me and my best freind(plays football and wrestles he stronger then me by a long shot) where walkin along and some 1 tht had been messing with a small freind of mine so we hit em a few times nuttin much dint even make 'em bleed but about 3 days later them(there where 3 origanoly(sp)) and 7 others decided to make something of it...so we each took 5 and let lose...haha they had me totaly pined down hitin me kick ect. then brad(my freind) who still had 3 of em to deal with rushed into the middle and totaly wreeked havok on em lol 3 whent out cold then i got up right when he was getin tierd so about to go down and we took care of the remaining 5...brad gotta broken nose i got a fractured jaw and 2 broken fingers but u shoulda seen the other guys =}

[Json]

theis posts are to long ppl! ive just hit 2 bongs nicly paket of northen lights( juste seen my dealer:)and i really cant be arst reding this, SORRY!
and sorry for the off topic!SHAME ON ME!!!

[clevemire]

I know how ya feel, bro. I'm toasted off my ass from 2 hits of the diggity dank, and I'm lovin it!

[KillaBuzz]

lol thx guyz, but i kno how 2 fight. kickin his ass wuznt the problem he has worse markz on him then me apparently. i wuz juss pissed bout the fuckin copz.
PeAcE

[KillaBuzz]

and az fer the weed talk, i juss grabbed an 1/8 last nite, smellz like it wuz grown right beside a pine tree, or interwined in one. fuckin rite potent shit, knocked us all on our assez last nite

[Json]

sweet,i just had to go to bed was out of it, had a couple of js wiv a pal befor aswell so U KNOW!
but its now 9h55& the tokin begins again :cool: !!!

chill ppl

[Json]

by the way have any of u smokt the lights??? cos i dont like it THAT MUTCH :D it gets u REALLY fuckt up,dosent have mutch smell&mutch taste,so u fink u can smock loads but wen u do, u just hit the cowtch. :eek:

I like a good smell :D ,taste :D ,HIGHt&being HIGHPER!!!!!!!

wot u guys smoking???

[tumbleweed]

lmmfao that really fucking sucks
to tell you the truth ive had the cops threatened to
be called on me so many times i wish someone would
i dont ever worry about anyone because i have nothing
to worry
about ive been training in knife combat with persons
for as long as i can remember
"you wanna get gunned blaow"
fuck that guy and w/e he thought he was right about
and also even thought im contradicted myself fuck
police too the think they can judge situations and
they CANNOT
one thing about a person is all of them have a weakness
and it is called their throat
show them why they are not as bad as they think

[tumbleweed]

lol at 4:38
today i had super long post
that might have been my last
i was quite angry and quite drunk
i was also fed up with anyone who had an opinion
about my life
if i wanted i would die in a canyon alone
its no ones fucking business
but the speech wtef didnt post for some reason
so
w/e life goes on
basically
im tired of anyone telling me what life is
what i should do
what rules are
and fuck america
and where it is headed
(i am sorry for this because i love america
and what it should be about more than anyone
it is a great thought)

[Json]

OK man

[dog420]

Revenge is sweet n evil ;)

peace

[Kronik Bagz]

i go on someone elses turf by myself all the time to fuck someone up than i get jumped by like 20 scrapas after that. i love it :D

[Looker]

PEPPER SPRAY HIM IN HIS SLEEP AND PUT A SOLDERING IRON ACROSS HIS FACE?? OOOOH I LIKE THAT ONE :D

[KronicKing]

haha tru bagz nuttin better than a nice tumble

[Kronik Bagz]

i jus gotta say this. this is my mentality an u all should try it.

YOU BETTER KILL ME OR U DIE is how abk put it but its a living fact, if u gonna start shit wit me u better make sure im dead cause im commin back till i am. somethin like that. but yeah im short tempered, bad wit words, an flat out an angry person so maby i go about things like this all wrong but if i see the slightest sign of disrespect from someone ima either say somethin or do somethin bout it. i jus felt like i had to explain where im comin from so u dont all think im some kinda asshole


peace n bagz
kronik

[socks]

story time lol one time me and my best freind(plays football and wrestles he stronger then me by a long shot) where walkin along and some 1 tht had been messing with a small freind of mine so we hit em a few times nuttin much dint even make 'em bleed but about 3 days later them(there where 3 origanoly(sp)) and 7 others decided to make something of it...so we each took 5 and let lose...haha they had me totaly pined down hitin me kick ect. then brad(my freind) who still had 3 of em to deal with rushed into the middle and totaly wreeked havok on em lol 3 whent out cold then i got up right when he was getin tierd so about to go down and we took care of the remaining 5...brad gotta broken nose i got a fractured jaw and 2 broken fingers but u shoulda seen the other guys =}

LOL!! tht cracked me up! sounds like u did a good job :cool:

As for the fighting khronik bagz(think thts who it was!?) is right in it being all about gettin some strength behind u n givin 'em a smack in t right spot...im a great fan of boxing...box myself but since iv been unwell i hvnt been able to :( really miss it. And yes i am a lady ;)

GET 'IM BK GOOD N PROPER...wht fuckers..cnt believe t cops took u away :eek: lookin forward to hearing how it goes n wht u do!

[Kronik Bagz]

i got a couple cop stories that are totally fucked up, i tink we need a thread fer this. n e 1 wanna start 1???

[KronicKing]

sure bagz lol start 1 up ill posts a few of my coper stories