All you English Wankers

[Garden Knowm]

I am formally inviting you all to visit the United States of America and spend your fucking POUNDS.. DO you know how strong you f-ing money is in the states.

Imagine going into Harrods and everything being 50% off. Except the USA has got way more and way better shit than HARRODS to satisfy â??yourâ?� insatiable appetite for material GOODS.

We welcome you and your QUEENN with open arms..

You lucky wankers

I love you



PS- swing by Amsterdam and pick up some buds on your way in..

please

[Powder Puff]

Thank you for the invite!:)

Now.. Where is your house??:rolleyes:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

can someone from amsterdam adopt a 20 year old stoner? :D pleeeeeaaasseeee???

[cameron123240]

isn't it sad, that the u.s is becoming more and more corrupt each day, in every town, our money is becoming of less worth, our streets are being leached by bums and beggars, and the government is packing on more and more life-shitting laws. makes absolutely no sense how we are in constant war with damn countries, and our econonmy goes down and crap. makes me mad

[Garden Knowm]

Thank you for the invite!:)

Now.. Where is your house??:rolleyes:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Phone Number 202-456-1111


Don't call past 9pm.. or we might get angry and bomb the shit outta your country.... and kill woman and children.. and install a new government...
and shit like that...

i love you

[Powder Puff]

I love you to.. Key..! I'll go and get tickets tomoerrow, take a little spin past Amsterdam, pick up their finest bud, then I'll stop by your place..!:)

What does the house look like??:):rolleyes:

[Garden Knowm]

just ignore the howizter on the roof and all the guys in black.. I am just a little paranoid.. been smoking to much weed latley..

[Powder Puff]

Nice crib..!:) Not as nice as mine ofcourse!:)

So, I'll just tell the guys in black that you just asked me come by!:)

So, you won't mind if I crash the night at your place then??:)

[BaseRSX]

Yeah but where have you been? The pound has always been worth more than the US dollar. In fact it only fell below the $1.50 mark for about 1 month in the past 8 years. Also it is down from its highs against the dollar at the beginning of the year. Nothing new, the average over the last decade has been around $1.60 to $1.70.

http://www.x-rates.com/d/USD/GBP/hist2005.html

I know all this becuae I use to work on the FX trade desk for Fleet Bank.

[Garden Knowm]

Nice crib..!:) Not as nice as mine ofcourse!:)

So, I'll just tell the guys in black that you just asked me come by!:)

So, you won't mind if I crash the night at your place then??:)

dude... you are more than welcome.... bring your friends and family...

you can stay in the Lincoln room...

[Garden Knowm]

Yeah but where have you been? The pound has always been worth more than the US dollar. In fact it only fell below the $1.50 mark for about 1 month in the past 8 years. Also it is down from its highs against the dollar at the beginning of the year. Nothing new, the average over the last decade has been around $1.60 to $1.70.

http://www.x-rates.com/d/USD/GBP/hist2005.html

I know all this becuae I use to work on the FX trade desk for Fleet Bank.

fucking A....

[Powder Puff]

Thanks.. Can a few friends come to?

How many lb's of weed should I bring?:)

[Garden Knowm]

bring your mom, your dad, your girlfriend.. a couple whores, the queen, prince charles and the lads... bring Tony and a couple of his parlimentary chaps..

I'll send airforce one over for you tomorrow morning... just go to heathrow, and scream I want to catch a plane and take it to the white house...

a couple blokes will escort you to the tarmac.. where the jet will be waiting...

I don't mean to be a dick.. but, could you mail the herb using fed-x... I don't like to have GANJA on the plane... if somebody lights up and the pilot gets contact high, he could getr into a little fender bender and scratch up my RIDE..

that's not cool..

: )

[Easy Roller]

That's very funny shit...I might tour your "vulgar" country with my "nose up" and spend my "superior" English Pounds. When I'm there I will get drunk and bragg about how much "better" my country is and imply that those in the same room as my are not worthy!! I might get my "posh" penis out and expect it to taken care of by your bowdy woman because it's my "right" I'll leave young bastards all over your young country and deny their excistance untill one day they come to claim their birthright[" All my lands and possesions whatsoever "] Whenst I shall die 'up in arms ' a soldiers death screaming 'A horse ,!!a horse !!,my kingdom for a horse!!

[robert42]

DID U JUST CALL ME A BRITISH WANKER?

HOW COOL ;)

[Little Miss Blinky]

Nice house there lol lol
mind if I crash over also any room will do but
preferably a double bed I like plenty of room

Seeya

MissBlinky :smokin:

[Powder Puff]

Nice house there lol lol
mind if I crash over also any room will do but
preferably a double bed I like plenty of room

Seeya

MissBlinky :smokin:
Me and you in the Lincoln room:)

It does have a king size bed, right??:)

[purpledrummer1]

bring your mom, your dad, your girlfriend.. a couple whores, the queen, prince charles and the lads... bring Tony and a couple of his parlimentary chaps..

I'll send airforce one over for you tomorrow morning... just go to heathrow, and scream I want to catch a plane and take it to the white house...

a couple blokes will escort you to the tarmac.. where the jet will be waiting...

I don't mean to be a dick.. but, could you mail the herb using fed-x... I don't like to have GANJA on the plane... if somebody lights up and the pilot gets contact high, he could getr into a little fender bender and scratch up my RIDE..

that's not cool..

: )
jezus,,i love your icon. o m g.

[Powder Puff]

bring your mom, your dad, your girlfriend.. a couple whores, the queen, prince charles and the lads... bring Tony and a couple of his parlimentary chaps..

I'll send airforce one over for you tomorrow morning... just go to heathrow, and scream I want to catch a plane and take it to the white house...

a couple blokes will escort you to the tarmac.. where the jet will be waiting...

I don't mean to be a dick.. but, could you mail the herb using fed-x... I don't like to have GANJA on the plane... if somebody lights up and the pilot gets contact high, he could getr into a little fender bender and scratch up my RIDE..

that's not cool..

: )
Can do..:) Chinese, Taiwanese, White, Black, Guys, Girls, Shemales... What ever gets your ticker going!!:D

It'll be nice to fly the air force one for a change!:)

And, you never told me how much weed I should buy..!:)

I will allways (Garden Knowm's trademarked word) you!!:D

[Brittoker]

That's very funny shit...I might tour your "vulgar" country with my "nose up" and spend my "superior" English Pounds. When I'm there I will get drunk and bragg about how much "better" my country is and imply that those in the same room as my are not worthy!! I might get my "posh" penis out and expect it to taken care of by your bowdy woman because it's my "right" I'll leave young bastards all over your young country and deny their excistance untill one day they come to claim their birthright[" All my lands and possesions whatsoever "] Whenst I shall die 'up in arms ' a soldiers death screaming 'A horse ,!!a horse !!,my kingdom for a horse!!

lmao

[buddymyfriend]

Call me an English wanker again and i'll cut your fuckin jacobs off! Jest kiddin bro, thankx for the invite. *Sighs.....ahhhh Good ole England.

Peace

Buddy

[flamingskullballs]

are you still mad about the boston tea party?

[LOVElife]

are you still mad about the boston tea party?
hahahaha fucking class!

:thumbsup:

[Garden Knowm]

Nice house there lol lol
mind if I crash over also any room will do but
preferably a double bed I like plenty of room

Seeya

MissBlinky :smokin:

I'll poundya for a pound.

love is you

[Garden Knowm]

jezus,,i love your icon. o m g.

jesus loves it too..

i love YOU

[SensiRide]

So its just the English then......not the Scottish? ;) even though we're all British?

[LOVElife]

So its just the English then......not the Scottish? ;) even though we're all British?
People tend to forget about he Sweats! lol

Sorry only jokin'! ;)

[king kong bong]

this is dog's bollocks.

[Garden Knowm]

the scottish are welcome too... Airforce one will make a stop in Edinburgh...

you will be dropped off in Califonia for a few days.. before you meet up with the rest of the gang in DC...

special security issues and body cavity check for scottish babes... United States policy..

go figure?

[Irv]

this is dog's bollocks.
lol

[flamingskullballs]

i have the sudden urge to buy sensi a kilt, a bag pipe, and a strip pole

[Garden Knowm]

i have the sudden urge to buy sensi a kilt, a bag pipe, and a strip pole



how sweet of you..

I always knew you were a cool cat!

: )

[flamingskullballs]

:stoned:

thank you..?