View Full Version : what was the last stupid thing u did when you were high?
50BagOfGreens
01-01-2006, 12:04 PM
mine is making this thread
hydro smoka
01-01-2006, 12:14 PM
what was the last stupid thing u did when you were high?
Clicking the link to this thread.
VoidLivesOn
01-01-2006, 04:37 PM
Telling my mom I was high.
Brennan
01-01-2006, 05:20 PM
Got high and left my tin and lighter and stuff on the kitchen table. My parents aren't potheads and my mom dosn't paticularily like me being really high needless to say when she saw it on the table I got a pretty good laugh and one Looooooooong ass lecture. Lol my little brother and his friend were with her prolly why I got the lecture.
jimmyp555
01-01-2006, 05:40 PM
LOL listen to this one! ;) Here i am at home high as fuck, but in a really good mood and feindin to smoke some more sweet green. Well my prob is i been sendin my lil bro down to get my ganja as my leg is in plaster cast right now, and im not exactly mobile!Plus, he uses the same dealer as me, and smokes just as much if not more, so it's a prefect arrangement! Josh my bro picks up 4 me, walks home (dealer is only a 10min walk) and sorts me out with the good stuff!!
HERE IS WHERE THINGS START TO GO WRONG:
Joshg aint around, I can't get hold ofg him anyways, and to make matters worse my usual dealer is dry as fuck!! :( not good!
So, stroke of luck, josh turns up back home, I said "man u gotta hook me the fuc k up im in shit street dude i can't get no weed!" He said "shit man i wanted to pick up 2 though. So we started brainstorming to try and think odf some poeple who could maybe help us out. I have another dealer who allways has weed for back-up, but this means a 15 min drive out in the sticks and i cant fuckin drive so it's a no go! Anyways SORTED we think, we finally call one of my boys i used 2 know from work, says he can hook me up, only problem is it's like another 10 mins drive from where i live so were fucked again! :( I just thought fuck it i can drive!! lol MAn i know it was crazy, and try 2 understand that i can even bend my right leg due to this plaster cast but i just thought fuck, it'll be hard and i sure as fuck hope i dont run into the Police but fuck it i can do it!! lol
So yeah, where on our way and im findin it mad hard to move my leg sufficiently to break, so driving very erraticly i used the hand brake most of the way, but we made it 2 the dealers.
Anyways eveythin is sweet, im still high as fuck with a fresh potent lookin 1/4 of mary jane, strugglin but drivin home.
SO HERES WHERE IT ALL REALLY GOES PEAR-SHAPED:
Im just pullon into my drive way using again my hand brake to slow down, as i really cant reach the foot brake, only to lealise suddenly that i really am pullin into the driveway a lil 2 quickly! Bearin in mind the driveway has a fair fuckin decline, and our house is basically situated at the bottom of a big concrete fuckin hill that is my driveway! Here i am tryin desperately now all of a sudden to reach for my foor brake coz i realise that i aint slowin down usin the hand brake, we're goin 2 fast!! Before i know it im fucked, the car is breakin but not fact enough usin the hand brake! There aint nuffin i could do lol i crashed straight into the wall at the front of my house! Cars front bodywork is fucked, and there is an inch thick indentation on thew wall of my house now, and my mom was pretty pissed, but I sure as fuck made the most outta smokin that 1/4 when i thought about how much shit it has caused me lol!! Adn people sthis was fuckin only 2 dayz ago! Fucked up or what?? LOL single handedly the dumb est, most stupidest thing i had ever done when stoned!!
Anyways i got higher in the end! ;)
Happy smokin everytone and have a good new year!
Dankmike
01-01-2006, 06:21 PM
gettin your mom pregant.... burn!, no really getting your mom pregant.... double burn!
Vaughn Bardot
01-07-2006, 10:15 AM
I have math after Lunch. So at lunch I toked it at home and went back to school. I get into class a little late, high as fuck. I sit down, and having just bought a stealth pipe keychain, I start showing it to my bud Chris.
Well I didn't realize the rest of the class was taking a test, so they were really quiet, while I was really loud. And that my teacher was listening to me talk about my pipe for like 5 minutes. He sent me outta the room and that was it.
Pretty chill teacher now that I think about it.
TheAtomicPunk
01-07-2006, 05:46 PM
jimmyp, dude that's such an awesome story! I hope you don't get into too much trouble. At least you got the weed! :thumbsup:
Vaughn, Our teachers listen to us talkin about having sex getting drunk and high all the time, and all they do is just say "Hey! I'm right here, I can hear you!"
Hmmm, last stupid thing I did when I was high... I'm not sure. I'm pretty chill when I'm high. Prolly leaving the pizza in the oven for 3 hours. Not a good idea.
Its a Plant
01-07-2006, 06:08 PM
last stupid thing..hmm.. I really don't do tooo many stupid things. Try to keep it cool, yah know. But I guess it would be a little while back when I was smoking a cig (a cig actually!) and left my lighter outside, then several hours later my mom found it outside and just said "so, havin' a little smoke break out here?"
haha and I actually was, even though I'm sure she thinks its weed. Oh well, fuck it.
t3chyo
01-07-2006, 06:27 PM
my friend was having a small party and i was in his room with my other friend looking at pics of these girls on his desk. so i tell my friend doesnt this girl look like a lemming(from the video game lemmings) and he said yah and started laughing. so my friend who had people over came in the room and I was like ben doesnt this girl, as soon as I start talking my other friend tried to stop me but I kept going on, look like a lemming, and hes like fuck you, and than im like oh shit this is his girlfriend. lets just say it got awkward from there.
LimpBizkitRMV04
01-07-2006, 10:10 PM
lmao ^^ good one
tiewredeN
01-07-2006, 10:18 PM
Here on new year evenong going outside after 2 grams hasj an d4 joints smoke,
arrows where going up but the quicker came down or flying thrue street.
Tip..... never shoot fireworks when stonend the go into windows lol
TheAtomicPunk
01-08-2006, 01:31 AM
Here on new year evenong going outside after 2 grams hasj an d4 joints smoke,
arrows where going up but the quicker came down or flying thrue street.
Tip..... never shoot fireworks when stonend the go into windows lol
That's a funny story man! Next time, type slower, I had to struggle to read it :confused:
Th3 Chr0nic
01-08-2006, 01:39 AM
i would have to say my stupidest moment was one of the many times i have spent my last bit of money on something STUPID and then not been able to eat for a week
KushWhore
03-08-2007, 11:42 AM
I smoked 2 grams of dark purple kush (such a gorgeous bud!) in a blunt and went to run errands. I went into the Dollar store and was looking for these armor all type wipes to clean the interior of your vehicle.. I am a girlie girl, I don't know where stuff for your car is sold, like what aisle, especially in the dollar store!
so.., I am down an aisle and this guy walks by me. I say "do you work here? I need wipes!" and he got so offended and walked past me LOL he didn't work there but I sure thought he did! I left immeadiately laughing hysterically I felt like such an A hole, I didn't mean to! lol! stoner!!! :P
stinkyattic
03-08-2007, 02:16 PM
This is common at my residence... putting the granola in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.
OOPS
dusto2k3
03-08-2007, 02:18 PM
This is common at my residence... putting the granola in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard.
OOPS me too.
I cook alot and damit i constantly leave the burners on. Its not too funny but STUPID for sure.
xJennYkinSx
03-09-2007, 12:34 AM
The stupidest thing lately definitely was yesterday. I was hungry, so I wanted toast. So, the toaster is sitting out on the counter already and I'm trying to push the toast down with the button thing. I try like 10 times. It wont stay down. I get really frustrated and I'm like "I think the toasters broken!" And then someone was like "Nah..you dont have it plugged in." So I started pushing on the black cord that was somewhat plugged in, and I'm like "No..its in as far as it will go." And their like "duh thats your cellphone charger..not the cord for the toaster, the cord for the WHITE toaster, is WHITE." So finally, I pick up the cord for the toaster, plug it in, and push down the toast. =]
Matt the Funk
03-09-2007, 12:50 AM
Putting on axe, lol. No reason for me to put on Axe.
Willburnit
03-09-2007, 02:35 AM
spent 20 dollars at burger kings and couldnt even finish all the food and i have to starve this whole week cuz i went over my allowance lol
royobaked
03-09-2007, 03:13 AM
me and these two friends had just finished our 8th bowl of purple and they dared me to snort a line of sugar and if i did they give me a free dime of of the purple, so naturally since ilove free weed i snorted the line of sugar, the term it seemed like a good idea at the time barely describes the feeling i went through
budsmoker only
03-09-2007, 03:20 AM
well like last week i was really high, and i put my pipe somewhere... and still havnt found it... so i bought a new one, but dammit i miss that old one...
TheAtomicPunk
03-09-2007, 03:23 AM
me and these two friends had just finished our 8th bowl of purple and they dared me to snort a line of sugar and if i did they give me a free dime of of the purple, so naturally since ilove free weed i snorted the line of sugar, the term it seemed like a good idea at the time barely describes the feeling i went through
LOL, let's see, stupid shit i've done for money
I forget the amounts giving for all these times...
Chuggin tobasco sauce
Snorting Salt off the lunch table (Teacher thought I was doing coke and Officer Tim flipped out and tried to arrest me)
Jumping off the roof of my house onto an igloo(ouch)
Jumping off the a 3 story balcony into a 6 foot deep pool(OUCH)
Skating down a flight of stairs with my feet duct taped to the board(ouch my face)
Getting punched in the face HARD by a chick(lol bloody, broken nose)
At school they were having a meeting in the media center that the students weren't allowed to overhear, and blocked the stairs, so I jumped off the balcony!(OUCH, FUCK)
At the end of the school year they had garbage cans full of trash from peoples lockers, I was paid $50 to tackle everyone but was apprehended by Officer Tim before I was 1/2 finished.(roflofl)
Blayzie Bone
03-09-2007, 09:53 AM
tryin to light a bowl w/ a ciggarette then throwin up
delukssteelcityscum
03-11-2007, 10:25 PM
ok here goes for me, after a night of drinking or whatever i sometimes but rarley ash the joint or cig in the can that im drinking out of, then i realize as soon as its too late with the ash already in the can > S T U P I D !!!! also yea sometimes i almost put my pepper grinder in the fridge then realize uhh D U M B!
you know you dumb when !
Dreadmantic
03-11-2007, 10:29 PM
ok here goes for me, after a night of drinking or whatever i sometimes but rarley ash the joint or cig in the can that im drinking out of, then i realize as soon as its too late with the ash already in the can > S T U P I D !!!! also yea sometimes i almost put my pepper grinder in the fridge then realize uhh D U M B!
you know you dumb when !
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW yea that shit sucks!
absurdity...
03-12-2007, 12:42 AM
Smoking my older brother out for his first time ever, forgetting to put the fan on and the window open, and answering his question about whether i'd had sex before. Geez.
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