View Full Version : Predictions
likemclever
01-01-2006, 05:43 AM
OK folks itâ??s time to flex your intuitive muscle and give us you best 2006 predictions.
Mine.
â?¢ Something crazy will happen with the pope
â?¢ Gas prices will rise
â?¢ Jennifer Lopez will get divorced
â?¢ The French will give us more reasons to hate them : )
beachguy in thongs
01-01-2006, 05:47 AM
My prediction is that Ronald Reagan will be a radio microphone test.
And Syracuse will win the NCAA tournament.
Garden Knowm
01-01-2006, 05:51 AM
beach guy gets banned from cannabis.com
2 other members kill themselves cause they are lost without this charismatic leader in a thong!
NoosaHeads
01-01-2006, 05:56 AM
I predict ELVIS is proven to be Ronald McDonalds father..
Garden Knowm
01-01-2006, 05:59 AM
noosaheads gets extradited to Bangkok... for being in charge of a inter continental sex ring
NoosaHeads
01-01-2006, 06:02 AM
How did you know about my midget clowns.?.
beachguy in thongs
01-01-2006, 06:20 AM
Hook me up, NoosaHeads!
FactionGroove
01-01-2006, 06:49 AM
[QUOTE=likemclever]
â?¢ Jennifer Lopez will get divorced
QUOTE]
"ya how original. how about side 1, track 1 of fucking beethoven's fifth syphony"
i dont mean to be an ass. i just always wanted to use that quote. anyone know what it's from?
beachguy in thongs
01-01-2006, 06:53 AM
"Field of Dreams"?
or
"Bull Durham"?
Garden Knowm
01-01-2006, 06:56 AM
scarletcrush and Garden Knowm join the MILE HIGH club together, delta flight 401
FactionGroove
01-01-2006, 07:28 AM
nope
hey beachguy... you probably get asked this all the time. do you always wear that robe while on the board? i'm not judging! thats awesome! i just saw a couple pics you've posted on other threads and was curious.
Caruso329
01-01-2006, 07:54 AM
I predict I will smoke large quantities of marijuana!
":cool:
beachguy in thongs
01-01-2006, 05:58 PM
nope
hey beachguy... you probably get asked this all the time. do you always wear that robe while on the board? i'm not judging! thats awesome! i just saw a couple pics you've posted on other threads and was curious.
I just got it, a couple of weeks ago.
This must be the first time I've answered that question.
I'm a house-warmer.
radioned
01-01-2006, 05:59 PM
liverpool to win europe again
likemclever
01-01-2006, 06:10 PM
"ya how original. how about side 1, track 1 of fucking beethoven's fifth syphony"
i dont mean to be an ass. i just always wanted to use that quote. anyone know what it's from?
Iâ??m sorry what was your prediction?
I have no clue as to where that quote is from..
:confused:
beachguy in thongs
01-01-2006, 06:26 PM
The quote is from Platoon or Full Metal Jacket.
Put some clothes on Carrie. Someone. She's freezing.
Carrie, put some clothes on.
Dankmike
01-01-2006, 06:30 PM
* i will be arrested for something real crazy..
* i will watch the 40 year old virgin every time im high
* i will get high and forget my perdicitons.
the last stand
01-01-2006, 06:36 PM
i will get a job again...eventually
Little Miss Blinky
01-01-2006, 06:42 PM
I will get a good job
and win lottery (When I start playing it) lol lol
Seeya
MissBlinky :thumbsup:
dopefiend
01-01-2006, 09:14 PM
i will get a good job and use the extra money to buy and smoke lots of marijuana :D
BabyFacedAbortion
01-01-2006, 09:25 PM
Something will happen to/in California, USA
buddymyfriend
01-01-2006, 09:27 PM
*I'll get a new job!
*I'll eventually get my butt across to Amsterdam
Peace
Buddy
hipEstoner
01-01-2006, 10:09 PM
the world will end
i will stab someone
i will become addicted to herion and the president
king kong bong
01-01-2006, 10:37 PM
russia will invade the east coast
disneyland or disneyworld,not too sure which one, will be bombed.
have a nice day.
we're the spaceballssssssssssssssssssssss
IrkenInvader
01-02-2006, 01:36 AM
Rhode Island will become a sovereign nation because the US gets really stoned (no, like really stoned) and forgets it exists, neglecting it enough to cause a revolution.
"You remember that state? You know, the one where family guy takes place?"
"Boston?"
"Boston's not a state."
"Really? It should be. Someone should do something about that."
"Anyways, I think it was called Rhode Island."
"Oh yeah...SHIT. I totally forgot about that. Meh, no big loss."
Also Kathy Bates will make a big-time comeback. Just trust me on this.
Powder Puff
01-02-2006, 01:49 AM
Marijuana will be legalized through out the world, exept for where Beachguy lives..
I will win the world wide gloryous competition, on how to be stoned the best!
Also I will consume high quantities of cannabis!:)
beachguy in thongs
01-02-2006, 01:53 AM
I am going to become a born-again virgin. For a few days. Maybe not. A couple dozen hours.
FunkyMonkey
01-02-2006, 02:12 AM
Ive been too outa focus to detail my dreams for premonitions.
Ill get back to ya on that one ;)
I do remember that there is massive potential for a terror attack or something of that nature in a country with a spanish speaking majority.
Also a story involving a small child will capture the worlds attention.
Sorry no clearer details than that.
But, Ill dig this thread up if I get it clearer at some point.
peace.
Euphoric
01-02-2006, 02:16 AM
end of the world! hopefully.
or
cannabis is legalized! finally.
thats really all im waiting for anyway. :stoned:
I predict;
The Spice Girls will make a career comeback, as waitresses.
Howard Stern will be crucified by an extremist wing of the moral majority, rise from the dead, look around for a while, and resume being dead.
The administration will realize it's a terrorist organization, and declare war on itself.
The Imitation Horn thread will be made into a book, and that book will be used as a basis for a new religion.
A fringe group of the Islamic faith will come into prominence; the Puzzlamic Jihad will finally do what the generations of Palastinians have failed to - destroy the rest of the civilized world with a series of strategicly placed, insoluable jigsaw puzzles.
Time will stand still for a while, then slowly begin running backwards.
An aircraft carrier will inexplicably be seen over New Brunswick, hovering in exactly the way that aircraft carriers don't.
Stephen King will apologize for writing The Dark Tower series, and give back all the money he earned from sales of the books. To himself.
Gibson will introduce another 20 or 30 versions of the Les Paul, and nobody will notice.
The evoutionist, creationist, and intelligent design advocates will find common cause in an imutable theory; civilization, as we know it, was a really bad idea no matter what caused it to happen.
I will buy the company I work for, and institute a new policy; drug testing. Anybody caught not using drugs will be terminated.
42
UnViaje
01-02-2006, 04:30 AM
plauge
disease
destruction
chaos
anarchy
nuclear winter
StOneD.aS.FuK
01-02-2006, 04:53 AM
this year will be a great weed year! full of sessions! lotsa stash! never a dry day! & many more crazy times!
2006 is lookin g0o0o0o0o0o0od :rasta: :stoned:
beachguy in thongs
01-02-2006, 04:56 AM
4252, you hiring???
deathbyvalley
01-02-2006, 05:05 AM
"ya how original. how about side 1, track 1 of fucking beethoven's fifth syphony"
i dont mean to be an ass. i just always wanted to use that quote. anyone know what it's from?
HIGH FIDELITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beachguy in thongs
01-02-2006, 05:08 AM
I predict Deathbyvalley is gonna open up a video store.
likemclever
01-02-2006, 05:24 AM
I predict;
The Spice Girls will make a career comeback, as waitresses.
Howard Stern will be crucified by an extremist wing of the moral majority, rise from the dead, look around for a while, and resume being dead.
The administration will realize it's a terrorist organization, and declare war on itself.
The Imitation Horn thread will be made into a book, and that book will be used as a basis for a new religion.
A fringe group of the Islamic faith will come into prominence; the Puzzlamic Jihad will finally do what the generations of Palastinians have failed to - destroy the rest of the civilized world with a series of strategicly placed, insoluable jigsaw puzzles.
Time will stand still for a while, then slowly begin running backwards.
An aircraft carrier will inexplicably be seen over New Brunswick, hovering in exactly the way that aircraft carriers don't.
Stephen King will apologize for writing The Dark Tower series, and give back all the money he earned from sales of the books. To himself.
Gibson will introduce another 20 or 30 versions of the Les Paul, and nobody will notice.
The evoutionist, creationist, and intelligent design advocates will find common cause in an imutable theory; civilization, as we know it, was a really bad idea no matter what caused it to happen.
I will buy the company I work for, and institute a new policy; drug testing. Anybody caught not using drugs will be terminated.
42
A mysterious stranger who has an affinity for switch blades and convertible women will one day this year awaken to find the one on his nightstand and the other on his second pillow.
Happy New Year ;)
polskatrawa
01-02-2006, 05:43 AM
1 POLAND WINS THE WORLD CUP :dance: :thumbsup:
2 SMOKE SOME MAD WEED :thumbsup:
3 GET A LOT OF WEED FROM MY GROW :thumbsup:
4 UKRAINE AND RUSSIA AT WAR FOR GAS :mad:
5 BUSH GETS ASSASINATED :thumbsup:
6 SADDAM HUSAIN COMES TO LIVE IN THE USA :confused:
Harvesthetic
01-02-2006, 05:45 AM
John Doe is running out of options...
king kong bong
01-02-2006, 08:11 PM
1 POLAND WINS THE WORLD CUP :dance: :thumbsup:
2 SMOKE SOME MAD WEED :thumbsup:
3 GET A LOT OF WEED FROM MY GROW :thumbsup:
4 UKRAINE AND RUSSIA AT WAR FOR GAS :mad:
5 BUSH GETS ASSASINATED :thumbsup:
6 SADDAM HUSAIN COMES TO LIVE IN THE USA :confused:
no #5 is incorrect, bush's assassination is in 2009.
Caruso329
01-02-2006, 08:39 PM
I predict I will smoke large quantities of marijuana!
":cool:
Well, mine's coming true so far.
Harvesthetic
01-02-2006, 08:54 PM
no #5 is incorrect, bush's assassination is in 2009.
Uhm... What do you know that i also know?.... XFml? *shiver*
king kong bong
01-02-2006, 08:56 PM
eXchangeable Faceted Metadata Language
i know cuz i am supposed to know.
Beachguy; Yes, as soon as my passive/agressive takeover is complete. You might make a good Director of Human Resources, but I'm changing the job title to Guy Who Persuades People to Do Cool Stuff, if that's OK with you.
Clever; I hope it's the SS/Rhodonite model on the nightstand and the Strawberry Blonde on the pillow (Dream on, old man)
42
Rarrr
01-03-2006, 04:29 AM
How strange, I had a dream I posted in this thread, can't remember what I said, something about our planet being engulfed by a giant turtle but now I have posted in here forefilling my really stupid dream.
I dont even post here that often can't imagine some of the cannabis.com dreams some of the more frequent users must have :D
Euphoric
01-03-2006, 05:10 PM
Something interesting will happen @ 06/06/06
king kong bong
01-03-2006, 11:31 PM
Something interesting will happen @ 06/06/06
thats the word round the campfire or it could be flipped...09/09/09
king kong bong
01-03-2006, 11:31 PM
hmmmm i say bush is assassinated on 09/09/09
likemclever
01-04-2006, 05:25 PM
Clever; I hope it's the SS/Rhodonite model on the nightstand and the Strawberry Blonde on the pillow (Dream on, old man)
42
ha ha... oh 4252 I wish I had two of you "old man" one for the morning and one for the night.
Nothing wrong with dreams. ;)
beachguy in thongs
01-04-2006, 07:05 PM
Something interesting will happen @ 06/06/06
I guarantee that. All you have to do is flip on the T.V., when you wake up. I heard, on June 6, they are doing a documentary on the science of everyday life and how it affects you and what you can do to smoke more weed. Interesting.
2126 X 2: I'll accept it. As long as we keep the payment plan the same as when I helped a bailbondsman's son do landscaping and open a pawn shop.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.5 Copyright © 2025 vBulletin Solutions Inc. All rights reserved.