View Full Version : Me, my big mouth, and a nice girl.
dark0ne
12-31-2005, 06:14 PM
Well yet another plan to get a girl has been foiled by my big mouth. I asked a freind to find out if she was available, and possably interested. exactly 3 minutes after that phone conversation the chick calls me. she starts asking why i keep telling people that i want her and that i want to do evil things to her..... (cause i would :) ). I explained to her that i was drunk and said some shit at a party, now she's not going to the party tonight. cause "i don't want to get drunk and do somthing we would both regret". i just wanted some intell on the situation, so i wouldn't make an ass of my self at the party. so yet another newyears without a girl by my side. exuse me i'm going to hang my self now............ FUCKERS!
mellow mood
12-31-2005, 06:26 PM
lmao "i want to do evil things with her"
she must have been scared lol
3 Sheets To The Wind
12-31-2005, 06:33 PM
GHB in her drink if you can drag her to the party :)
robert42
12-31-2005, 06:47 PM
IGNORE SORRY
BabyFacedAbortion
12-31-2005, 07:22 PM
Eek, try talking to her, I hate to say it but girls are pretty gulliable, although that was a pretty nasty thing to say. I hate when guys blame shit on their drunkeness :P
ScarlettCrush
12-31-2005, 07:26 PM
well if you assure her you might be the kind of guy she could get drunk with and trust not to get her out of her panties then maybe she will go with you. Talking to her instead of other people is helpful, it is kind of creepy to hear some dude you have barely spoken too is talking all kinds of stuff about ya. If you do manage to get her to accompany you, then don't take advantage, she obviously isn't interested in that, but has seen the possibility because she mentioned it. She wouldn't mention it if she hadn't thought about it, now wether she thought she might get tipsy and have to fend off unwanted advances from you, or if she thinks your cute and tempting to be around remains to be seen.
Easy Roller
12-31-2005, 07:27 PM
Well yet another plan to get a girl has been foiled by my big mouth. I asked a freind to find out if she was available, and possably interested. exactly 3 minutes after that phone conversation the chick calls me. she starts asking why i keep telling people that i want her and that i want to do evil things to her..... (cause i would :) ). I explained to her that i was drunk and said some shit at a party, now she's not going to the party tonight. cause "i don't want to get drunk and do somthing we would both regret". i just wanted some intell on the situation, so i wouldn't make an ass of my self at the party. so yet another newyears without a girl by my side. exuse me i'm going to hang my self now............ FUCKERS!
"dark one"????Come out of the closet!!!!! It's a bit brighter when your...out!!
And tell your girl your breath smells of soil pipe
Easy Roller
12-31-2005, 07:29 PM
Shit man soory I didn't actually mean any of that
Easy Roller
12-31-2005, 07:29 PM
Do something regretable!!
dustoned
12-31-2005, 10:27 PM
GHB in her drink if you can drag her to the party :)
lmao
POWDERCHOL
flamingskullballs
12-31-2005, 10:52 PM
what you gotta do is get a baseball bat, a camera, something to gag, and a razor blade...the rest should be evident
now there is something you must understand when your dealing with women...they are insane...say to them only what you would say to someone in the asylum with a record of murder and going crazy over small things, and youll be fine...try talking to her, if she goes to the party dont make any moves, treat her like shes just one of the gang
Nochowderforyou
12-31-2005, 10:56 PM
You should drug her, cut off all her hair and pierce her nipples, so when she wakes up, she'll be all like, weirded out...
Or you could kill her :D
flamingskullballs
12-31-2005, 11:08 PM
dont listen to these fools man, you should tie her up and cut her hair when shes concious, thatll show her
Ganjasaurusrex
12-31-2005, 11:26 PM
Mistake #1.
"I asked a friend if she was available and possibly interested".
This is the most UNconfident, Non challenging thing you could have done.
No wonder she wasnt interested.
Dude Ive covered this. Read past thread "asking a woman out the right way"
Why werent you a confident man and just pull out a piece of paper and pen and say "give me your home phone number", judge her body language, decide, if its a go on the body language, enthusiam in voice etc, then wait 5-9 days to call?
You need approach skills 101.
You have to put yourself face to face with the woman. Asking your buddy to do it is weak in her eyes. Never ask if shes available. They all have boyfriends. So dont ask.
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