Porn Star names?????

[Lola]

whats yours?

http://www.mypornname.com/

:p :p :p

[maryjanemama]

Call me Raquel Diamond. Thank you.:p

[rnf232s]

I prefer to now be known as BROCK LONGHORN!!!

[clevemire]

Wes Throb is in the house! Ladies, better bite down on a belt and hope he doesn't split you in 2!

:cool:

[lethal purple poison]

I be Rod Hammer :D

[Lulu]

And from now on you can call me,,,,

Misty Nova??? :confused:

I don't think so ;)

brb I'm getting another :D

[Day Dreamin Faze]

Jake Ray

[Mole2k4]

"Mole, the Big cocked guy"

Or Mole, for short.

plus I bury in the beaver, etc etc....

[Mole2k4]

dont use silver, they are king size.

Use red. they are average size.

Problem is your 14, so can't readily get your hands on that stuff, as you need to be over 16 in uk, maybe 18 in america, i dunno.

If either of your parents smoke, you can try this, but this is a shit way to do it......

Steal one of their smokes, cut the filter off with some scissors, squeeze some of the contents out, and mix it up with some weed, then put as much back in as you can, not forgetting to add a roach.

That is a SHIT way of doing it, but because of your age, buying papers is going to be hard, unless one of your parent's smoke roll ups.

[Mole2k4]

wrong place.

[givemesomeweed]

im Storm Fury

[Lola]

LuLu u silly ass:) mole what was that about?

[TheDirtyB]

Im KC Strong

[NowhereMan]

LuLu u silly ass:) mole what was that about?


moon breaker



"ya want ya uterus back,,,,call my laywer"

[Lulu]

Tempest Foxx :D
ok that'll do xx ;)

[dog420]

mine is Brick Hammer.....but they say to get ur pornstar name is take ur pets name and for last name is the st. name u live in.....so mine would be minnie chestnut lmao

peace

[Kronik Bagz]

they call me.................harry jammer

[Mole2k4]

mine would be using my pets name and street:

Tom Oakleigh :confused:
lol

and that website says

You shall be hence forth known to all your fans as:

Eric Stallion
:rolleyes:

[tumbleweed]

Say hello to Johnny Rhodes
ssssss im dead sexy

[milkman]

fuck me gives shit names tha thing so just call me bigus dickus

[Ammie]

serenity nova haha wow g0g0g0 nova

[notabraintrust]

Daschal Le Bon .. cumming to a screen near you.. did i just say that out loud?

[peji]

hmmm Ruby Silk,,,,I like ~Native Silk~ better lol

[socks]

Krysti Lick lol...am i famous yet?! :D

[Tech]

Sticky Stilton

[bonbonhia]

Spunky Little

[tat2dbabygyrl]

Anita Cox :D

[Proof]

Jenna Jaimson is it or Brianna Banks :) !

[Proof]

oops im stupid lol

[brix]

say hi 2 devin daniels,,,and my co star (hunny) heaven canyon lmfao :D

[angie]

flangy angy 2 all me buds out therexxxxxxxxxx

[angie]

my 2nd one is garden of eden pity m kojak in that department hehehehe

[Hempamasta]

I shall be hence forth known to all my fans as:

Aaron Pounder *giggle*

[smokey]

im smokey AKA harry hardcore lol

[Ammie]

lmfao @harry hardcore ;)

[Lola]

im smokey AKA harry hardcore lol

Good Lord Smokey you take viagra or were u just born that way:p

ahahhahaha i crack my own self up u turd:D

nuttin but <3 baby;)

[MVilleToker]

jake jammer at ur service

[DrGonzo]

ah ha ha ha I'm chaz reeves...not bad

lmfao Lord Rider the second time...'Luke, I am your Pimp Daddy...'

[Lola]

ah ha ha ha I'm chaz reeves...not bad

lmfao Lord Rider the second time...'Luke, I am your Pimp Daddy...'



AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Gonzo man you are fucking funny i love it:D

Thanks for making me spit oj all over me :mad: But you made me laugh so damn hard omfg ;)

i am the Jack Hammah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

[Ammie]

lmao they call me annie rection !!!!!!!!

[bigdaddy420]

Everyone can relax BigDaddy Longfella has arrived.

[Omun]

Mike Hunt is here to help out.

[sawleaf]

Funny names! I love them. I'm Wad Vicious. haha

[mrxthethcman]

they call me Buster" Fanny Buster"

[NativeEssence]

*Angel Storm*

[GHoSToKeR]

"Willy Poker"


i think he will..... ;)

[Ammie]

"Willy Poker"


i think he will..... ;)



lmfao u silly wittle bug u ;)

[raven]

Funny names! I love them. I'm Wad Vicious. haha

thats too cool :p

[Stingray]

They call me Kid Winters...wait...that just sounds down right small, being a kid in winter time...so I'll steel mine from Boogie Nights...

Dirk Diggler's the name and getting down right nasty is my game...lol

[kuulbns]

Cherri Fox

[Not Enough Herb]

ronald mcfonald lmao

later

[NowhereMan]

buster uterus

[maryjanemama]

I see a couple ppl tried this twice, so I did it again and I am Ashlynn Jiggles this time. :rolleyes:

I'll stick with the first one, Raquel Diamond. :)

[Not Enough Herb]

darth invadeher

just watch the mad tv episode where they did the pornstar names thing

later

[Ammie]

mine is Brick Hammer.....but they say to get ur pornstar name is take ur pets name and for last name is the st. name u live in.....so mine would be minnie chestnut lmao

peace


lmfao!! if this is true mine would be pleasent rocket :eek:

[Byker]

fuck me gives shit names tha thing so just call me bigus dickus


"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggest Dickus! Fwo him to the fwoor!"

"Eh, what's that, sir?"

"Fwo him to the fwoor!"

"Um ... it's about eleven!"

"FWO HIM TO THE FWOOR! And stwike him, Centwuwion! Vewy wuffwee!"

Heh. As for my pornstar name --

I always though that your pornstar name was your middle name, plus the street you grew up on. That makes me Andy Bronson -- Randy Andy Bronson, if you prefer and a nice parody of the Big Unit himself!

For our non-United Statesian readers, Randy Johnson is a baseball pitcher who's now with the (boo! hiss!) Noo Yawk Yankees, the most humiliated team of the last 86 years. (Go ahead! Ask me why!)

Because "Randy" can be interpreted as "horny," especially in UK-speak, and "Johnson" is an Americanism for the male organ, and because he's about six-feet-four-inches tall, Randy Johnson is sometimes jokingly referred to as the Big Unit.

Until now! Randy Andy Bronson, at your cervix -- er, service, I meant service, really ...!

:D

[extremesister]

U may call me Jules Lick :p

[kuulbns]

Welll if we go by Byker's rule of pornstar names I'm "Maureen Emory"! lol

[Mr. Crowley9009]

i shall be.......Ed Stone

[makor01]

Ron Reems haha thats funny shit.

or Tanner Throb for the random one.

[BalliN]

DYLAN SUREWOOD....the name sticks

[NowhereMan]

wiggles nose
crosses arms and blinks
and pOOFFFF
appears,
"Brutas Longshank"

for the ladies eyes only
hahaha

[professer evil]

im captain fister

[professer evil]

horse corpse abuser

[professer evil]

oliver fist

[slipknotpsycho]

if you go by what biker said i'm Thomas Chandler-Morrell
by the thingy the OP put Shawn Coxx

[Fengzi]

Mike Vellhung

[Cheery Cherry]

Tara Cheeks

[IrieAllie]

Give a big shout to......

"Allie Swallows"

Okay...who told?

[Fengzi]

Tara Cheeks
No offense, but I think Cheery Cherry would be an awesome porn name too

[Cheery Cherry]

No offense, but I think Cheery Cherry would be an awesome porn name too

None taken ;). I think Dirty Cherry or Nasty Cherry or Cheeky Cherry would sound more like a porn star :D

[slipknotpsycho]

Give a big shout to......

"Allie Swallows"

Okay...who told?
...i wish my wife's was terri swallows LOL

[BalliN]

haha

[maryjanemama]

Haha, I've tried this waaaay too many times!! Anyway, I just got Busty Love, so obviously that name's way off. :p That doesn't sound porn star, that sounds more like the name of a skanky stripper in a BYOB club with a $2 cover charge....

[Gothen]

Give a big shout to......

"Allie Swallows"

Okay...who told?


There is an actual girl at my school whose name is Nikki Swallows.....

anyway...

[grasshopper420]

you can call me Vince Rambone ha!

[Clow Dee]

I thought I posted this in here but apparently not.


Another funny way to make a porn name, is to take your Mother's maiden name, and the name of your first pet.

Mines fuckin hilarious but I dont want to post it because the FEDS may come get me and my 2 g's.....LOL

[beachguy in thongs]

I've heard that in order to get your porn-star name, you take your middle name and the street you grew up on.

Mine would be Thomas Gay. Future Porn-Star.

[esrabalamir]

george bush gay porn star
:D

[GHoSToKeR]

It's funny because it doesn't make sense.

[420purplehaze420]

Nick Strong

[Ganj]

cody pounder.

[fattyk32]

What about Miles Long?

[lateralus]

I've heard that in order to get your porn-star name, you take your middle name and the street you grew up on.

Mine would be Thomas Gay. Future Porn-Star.That would make me Robert Rolling Oak..

[beachguy in thongs]

Hah- Hah! I was waiting for someone to use that method. When I heard that, I thought it was a requirement or something, because it sounds so true. Mr. Rolling Oak.

[Strikerrr]

Mike revilo. That name sucks.

[beachguy in thongs]

Did you use the street name method, strikerrr?

I'd say use Michael Revilo, that sounds "porn-ier".