CLEAN FREAK OR DIRTY SLOB [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

friendowl

12-29-2005, 11:44 PM

bullshit to the side please.i know that many smokers are plain lazy.how many of you are obsessed with cleaning and how many of you live in filth.

3 Sheets To The Wind

12-29-2005, 11:46 PM

My room's a bit of a mess, but I hate when things get too cluttered to do things with ease.
I throw all the shit that piles up on my desk in the drawers and never see it again lol :p

CrAzYpOtHeAd

12-29-2005, 11:46 PM

I like to keep my room tidy cus its a small room. But i am a slob, and im very lazy.

MARI. F.U.C.K.E.D.

12-30-2005, 12:19 AM

u know that!!!

SensiRide

12-30-2005, 12:20 AM

My room is spotless, its a nice place to be - always clean, tidy and lots of candles and fairy lights - aesthetically pleasing.... Id hate to have a messy room, it so much easier when you keep on top of things and I feel more comfortable when I know where everything is, I get stressed when I cant find stuff.

3 Sheets To The Wind

12-30-2005, 12:21 AM

dopesmoker

12-30-2005, 12:22 AM

My room is messy, but i dont want to make it too clean, because i like a bit of a worked in feeling

BizzleLuvin

12-30-2005, 12:29 AM

clean clean clean. mostly cause i am allergic to dust mites

friendowl

12-30-2005, 12:30 AM

i got me a two bedroom house to myself and it is spotless.people say i over do it but i hate mess.my kitchen is clean no dirty dishes no clothes on the floor and my pad smeels like skunk from the weed thats drying in the closet.i got a big ass tv that i never watch and a big back yard that looks like a park.i got it made for now

Powder Puff

12-30-2005, 12:31 AM

I have a big room, thus the mess!:p

I also throw partys all the time, thus the beerbottles and stains on table!:p

I also have an urge to eat pizza all the time, thus the empty pizza boxes!:p

----

Conclusion: My room is a FUCKING mess!:D And I love it!:p I live with the bakteria!:p

Nah.. It's not a "FUCKING mess", but it's very messy..!:p:D

Smokey McPot

12-30-2005, 01:22 AM

I keep my shit pretty neat. I hate living in a messy area. Im not a clean freak though.

Its a Plant

12-30-2005, 01:24 AM

god clean freaK doesn't even begin to explain me. I really think I'm developing some sort of OCD, but Im not worried.

pwn3dy0

12-30-2005, 01:32 AM

my room is a total mess, but i like it that way :)

sdffa11

12-30-2005, 01:41 AM

obsessive compulsive anally clean. cant stand dirtiness

BabyFacedAbortion

12-30-2005, 06:05 AM

While I've got the tits and I've got the cooch, I don't have the organization skills (and cooking, might I add) that's supposed to come with being a women.

I'm one dirty mother fucker and damn proud. I have a huge bed so you don't have to sit on the floor; the rule in my room "DON'T SIT ON THE CARPET!" ...you don't know how many people have puked on it. Tehe, my old room was worse but this one is smaller..

The floor = ashtray
The floor = laundry basket
The floor = garbage can (although I usually try and throw out most shit)

I can't find anything when my place is clean >.<

Wesley Pipes

12-30-2005, 07:39 AM

i aint got weed till 2moro so right now my room is tidy.. well... pretty much lol :P

GanjaBob

12-30-2005, 07:43 AM

well i have a pretty big room and you pretty much cant see the floor from all the clutter, i have to much shit. i also love my colognes so i have alot of bottles laying around, which is a bad combination seeing as I turn into a huge pyro when im stoned. burn marks on all the furniture, my mom dosent like that to much

Its a Plant

12-30-2005, 02:57 PM

my favorite cologne is canibi-for-men. :)

jahjahjahjah

12-30-2005, 03:00 PM

My room's a bit of a mess, but I hate when things get too cluttered to do things with ease.
I throw all the shit that piles up on my desk in the drawers and never see it again lol :p
Same

robert42

12-30-2005, 03:02 PM

same^

lateralus

12-30-2005, 03:02 PM

My room is usually very clean, but sometimes I forget and leave my guitar and clothes laying around. It usually smells like incense or scented candles. :)

Nag Champa!

CrAzYpOtHeAd

12-30-2005, 03:12 PM

I dont like it to clean, other wise it feels "unlived" in.

Ganjasaurusrex

12-31-2005, 06:35 AM

Organized, clean.

flamingskullballs

12-31-2005, 06:38 AM

in my bedroom there is a lagoon. the fog overwhelms us as we walk around with the robo-walk. there are unknown species of insects, and the black plague. my doggy has bird flue from my bedroom. dont lick my telivision, you will get mad cow disease.

beachguy in thongs

12-31-2005, 06:39 AM

I'm clean when it comes to self-hygiene. But I have a lot of shit organized in my own way.

VoidLivesOn

12-31-2005, 06:40 AM

My room is so fucked up.

Past the point of explanation is how I can say it.

Cum socks every where.Stained cops, empty bottles, candy wrappers.

Bunch of drawing and unfinished shit everywhere.Clothes all over the place.

I love it.

king kong bong

12-31-2005, 06:49 AM

im 50/50 thank you alex, i'll take hygiene for 400. ::double jeopardy::
thats our douple jeopardy.

Starchild

12-31-2005, 06:52 AM

I am a freak~laughs~My home is spotless and I toke all day long~laughs~

king kong bong

12-31-2005, 06:55 AM

Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...

Jeff Spicoli

12-31-2005, 06:56 AM

the first rule to fight club is we do not talk about fight club.

my room is always neat as hell, but i dont wash my hair everyday

king kong bong

12-31-2005, 07:00 AM

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.

Jeff Spicoli

12-31-2005, 07:06 AM

First one through this door gets a.. gets a LEAD SALAD!

king kong bong

12-31-2005, 07:09 AM

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Jeff Spicoli

12-31-2005, 07:12 AM

so many quotes from fight club

is that your blood?
some of it, yeah.

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 10:26 PM

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Nochowderforyou

01-01-2006, 10:49 PM

Hey KingKong, just curious, is this quote from your quote:

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Is that from a Duke Nukem game? I swear I've laughed at that before.

Oh ya, and back to the topic...I'm not a clean freak, but I'm not dirty either :D. I don't shave though, I just let my beard grow until it starts scaring people.

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 10:51 PM

nah, its from the movie they live with roddy piper.

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 10:51 PM

3 Sheets To The Wind

01-01-2006, 10:52 PM

i do the same with my beard.

Aww you didn't answer his question, how mean hehe :p

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 10:54 PM

i did, look up sheets.

Nochowderforyou

01-01-2006, 10:55 PM

Aww you didn't answer his question, how mean hehe :p

Sure he did...

nah, its from the movie they live with roddy piper.

Never heard of this movie though. I must heard it someplace else...anyways, moving on :)

3 Sheets To The Wind

01-01-2006, 10:55 PM

i did, look up sheets.
He asked if your quote was from Duke Nukem... I don't see an answer :p... mean! lol

Oh ffs, sorry guys *dumbass* lol

Jeff Spicoli

01-01-2006, 10:57 PM

I want you to do me a favor.
Yeah, sure...
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 10:58 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/
go there. its a great movie. i vouch for it.

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 10:59 PM

It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

There's always that.

Nochowderforyou

01-01-2006, 11:03 PM

Damn...now I gotta go rent Fight Club.

3 Sheets To The Wind

01-01-2006, 11:05 PM

Damn...now I gotta go rent Fight Club.

Or just wait until the "Fight Club quotes" thread pops up and you'll know it word for word. lol.

Jeff Spicoli

01-01-2006, 11:07 PM

I never knew Roddy was such a actor

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 11:10 PM

yea he was pretty decent for a wrestler.

You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big.
[Tyler walks away, throwing his cigarette]
Get the fuck off my porch.

3 Sheets To The Wind

01-01-2006, 11:11 PM

As calm as Hindu cows.

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 11:15 PM

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

3 Sheets To The Wind

01-01-2006, 11:17 PM

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
The crotch... it's more fun and gives a higher chance of being groped in a place you'd prefer haha :p

king kong bong

01-01-2006, 11:22 PM

Fuck off with your sofa units and serine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.