P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
12-27-2005, 12:54 AM
Okay, all. I've decided that once every day I'm going to have a rant and post it in another board that I'm a staff member in. I want to share them with y'all too, since I love you guys. Basicly I pick apart bits of tradition, society, religions, politics, and more. Every rant has one topic. Let's get my inaugeral address up in here...
Okay...Where to begin....
Okay.
Conservative assholes.
What the fuck is wrong with these people!? All you hear from them on the news, is how they're cutting taxes, fighting wars in the name of God, and how they're untouchable. Finally, the big conservative Bushy scandal comes out. But what happens when someone tells him what he did is unconstitutional? "You gave me the power, I'm just using it." Spoken like a true fucking dictator. Listen, Bushmaster, the fourth amendment of the constitution tells you that you CAN NOT under ANY circumstance invade the privacy of a US citizen without a warrant. If you were a police officer, you could call probable cause, but making a bill that lets you go against the constitution? The "Patriot" Act? There's nothing fucking patriotic about it, you ignorant fucking prick.
Enough Bush Bashing, the real target of my inaugural address is Conservatives as a whole. The reason is this: Any time someone gets on their case, they don't give a reasonable answer. They take it as a threat and do everything in their power to attack the person that is criticizing them. A lot of the time, they say "Well you're just a brainwashed liberal who does nothing but listen to the liberal press". OUR FOUNDING FATHERS GAVE US THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS, YOU FOOLS! Instead of blindly ATTACKING us, blow the dust off of your greedy motherfucking brain and tell us what's up. If I'm called a "Brainwashed liberal asshole" by anyone but my closest friends, I'm going to kill the person. Maybe, if they're a person that doesn't bother me to much, I'll settle for kicking them in the nuts. But if it's someone on the street? He's gonna find himself with a fire hydrant up his ass. If it's someone I hate? It's goin' in rough, baby! No vaseline for you!
Okay...Where to begin....
Okay.
Conservative assholes.
What the fuck is wrong with these people!? All you hear from them on the news, is how they're cutting taxes, fighting wars in the name of God, and how they're untouchable. Finally, the big conservative Bushy scandal comes out. But what happens when someone tells him what he did is unconstitutional? "You gave me the power, I'm just using it." Spoken like a true fucking dictator. Listen, Bushmaster, the fourth amendment of the constitution tells you that you CAN NOT under ANY circumstance invade the privacy of a US citizen without a warrant. If you were a police officer, you could call probable cause, but making a bill that lets you go against the constitution? The "Patriot" Act? There's nothing fucking patriotic about it, you ignorant fucking prick.
Enough Bush Bashing, the real target of my inaugural address is Conservatives as a whole. The reason is this: Any time someone gets on their case, they don't give a reasonable answer. They take it as a threat and do everything in their power to attack the person that is criticizing them. A lot of the time, they say "Well you're just a brainwashed liberal who does nothing but listen to the liberal press". OUR FOUNDING FATHERS GAVE US THE FREEDOM OF THE PRESS, YOU FOOLS! Instead of blindly ATTACKING us, blow the dust off of your greedy motherfucking brain and tell us what's up. If I'm called a "Brainwashed liberal asshole" by anyone but my closest friends, I'm going to kill the person. Maybe, if they're a person that doesn't bother me to much, I'll settle for kicking them in the nuts. But if it's someone on the street? He's gonna find himself with a fire hydrant up his ass. If it's someone I hate? It's goin' in rough, baby! No vaseline for you!