smoke bananas?

[king kong bong]

check it out....

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of _Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.
1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder. Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking three or four cigarettes.
Table of Weights

Pounds Ounces Grams Kilos
1 16 453.6 0.4536
0.0625 1 28.35 0.0283
0.0352 1 0.001
2.205 35.27 1,000 1

[Escher]

ive smoked out of a banana before, but never smoked A banana

[Syrus]

Someone delete this.

Whast is this "OMG smoke bannanas thread" 168574?

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I heard its bullshit... Or, i might of heard that its VERY dangeroius... i cant remember which one.
Nice info tho man.

[Syrus]

I also heard if you bury an orange or something under ground for about 3 days then dig it up and eat it (it wud be moldy, yes) that it will give you the same trip as shrooms, but that can also be VERY dangeroius, because it wud PROBERLY grow the wrong molds and kill you.
yes its verry dangerous because of the thousands of toxic types of mold out there, DONT TRY IT!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Yes, iv edited it out so that no retard wud try it and then kill em selves and end up getting sued by thier parents, Syrus, Could you please edit out Your quote for me? thanks.

[Syrus]

Sorry man, the 5 min rule caught me. if any mods are reading this could they delete the quote out of my previous post, its not needed any more.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Its ok, i doubt anyones dumb enough to try it, but ya know, theres those people out there that will do ANYTHING to get a high or a trip. even risk thier lifes.

yeah, hopfully a mod will delete the quote.

[king kong bong]

which is dangerous, the orange or the banana?

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I dont know. But i would'nt try either. But yeah, dont go burying fruit and then eating it.

[Syrus]

which is dangerous, the orange or the banana?
Orange = Dangerous

Bannanas = Stupid

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

yeah, smoking banana's, i heard about it from the anarcy cook book.

[Syrus]

Rule number 1


Everything said in the anarchists cookbook is bullshit

[king kong bong]

yea thats where i got it from.

[king kong bong]

so the how to make bombs is bullshit too?

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

so the how to make bombs is bullshit too?

It also has bits about tlking how to fuck up your school and set it on fire ect.

lmfao.

[Syrus]

If you go to any reputable underground site (yes that soudsn a bit odd) you will see them curse the name of the anarchsits cookbook, thast ebcause so many peopel have died from trying the FALSE informatino that was published in it.

Some peopel even think it was made by the goverment to scare peopel off trying to make explosives/drugs/etc.

[Oneironaut]

This will answer all your questions about smoking bananas:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020426.html

Powell says he got much of the information from military manuals at the New York Public Library, although it's likely the banana recipe came from the (ahem) alternative press. Without an agent, he submitted the manuscript to a number of publishers, one of whom, Lyle Stuart, published it unedited in 1970. "Contrary to what is the normal custom, the copyright for the book was taken out in the name of the publisher rather than the author," Powell writes. Repenting his youthful foolishness years later, he tried to have the book withdrawn but was told that since he was not the copyright owner he could take a hike. The Anarchist Cookbook is still available, its author reduced to pleading that the book is "misguided and potentially dangerous."
Take it from an anarchist: The Anarchist Cookbook is full of shit (and has nothing to do with anarchism by the way). Don't bother with it.

[Syrus]

Thanks Oneironaut i was looking for info on the bannana peel proving its a lie.

[NightProwler]

yea smoke banannas you fucking retard

[AcidFreak]

With the money you spent buying 15 pounds of bananas....couldn't you just buy some bud? Or liquor?

.....

What are these reputable underground sites, by the way? The Anarchist's Cookbook was extremely interesting, so my curiosity is piqued...

[NightProwler]

or an education?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

As someone said in here before (and if they haven't, they should have done), that smoking the scraped banana peel is BS, as is smoking the brown skin stuff off of peanuts lol. :)

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

As someone said in here before (and if they haven't, they should have done), that smoking the scraped banana peel is BS, as is smoking the brown skin stuff off of peanuts lol. :)

You really shud read the WHOLE thread before posting. its annoyying.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

You really shud read the WHOLE thread before posting. its annoyying.
Ok, I know it was Ermitonto (Oneironaut lol) that said it was all BS, but didn't fancy reading anything after that lol. Goon :)

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Ok, I know it was Ermitonto (Oneironaut lol) that said it was all BS, but didn't fancy reading anything after that lol. Goon :)

I dont even know what a gon is, so im not even that much offended.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I dont even know what a gon is, so im not even that much offended.
Everyone knows what a goon is, no one knows specifically, but everyone knows a goon is just... an idiot. lol.

[Oneironaut]

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/goon
goon
Pronunciation: 'gün
Function: noun
Etymology: probably short for English dialect gooney (simpleton)
1 : a stupid person
2 : a man hired to terrorize or eliminate opponents