swollen penis

[nakedgunner]

i dont know y but my penis has swelled up. its all red and purple too. must of been somthing i ate. shit i think im going to have to go to the hospital...

[NightProwler]

damn... that sucks. hope it gets well soon

[powair]

Was it you that had my dad called in to the ER on christmas day???

...Yes, my dad's profession largely involves penises.

[Drago]

could be an std man. get that shit checked out

but maybe ice can help??

[justinsane]

sounds like you got a mean sunburn man... aloe vera

[justinsane]

hahaha, fuck that

[nakedgunner]

well im back now and everything is fine. they had to drain the fluids with a needle :(

[NightProwler]

:( damnnnnnnnn draining fluids with a needle out of your cock:(

[ADaisyChain]

ewww. lol. I hope you're a liar. If you're not, my penile blessings to you and yours.

[GanjaASD847]

wow, sounds nasty. i'm glad everything is okay though.

[Reefer Rogue]

HAHAHAHA

[mellow mood]

gross shit

[Lakota]

You really pissed Santa off this year

[opiuser]

tell your gf you went in for a check up.

i doubt she wants to know about your arnold schwollenpecker

[robert42]

HAHAHA

u had a needle in ur cock?

haha herion cock :p

dam man that sucks

u shoulda made the most of havin a big penis and usign it!