Does anyone else do beer runs or am i the only one?

[MyDadsACopStoner]

Down in the dirty south (Texas) I live in the gangster ass Colleyville (famous steroid school which i go to). Down herr i got another method of gettin beer. I steal the living shit outa it. Its pretty easy really, but i was wonderin if ne one else does beer runs cuz alot of people i kno r too much of a pussy to even be involved w/ it. Ive been doin it for bout 8 months and havnt paid for beer since. i would suggest it you can do it at alot of stores. The best is Tom Thumb from what ive seen next is prolly albertsons but they catch on eventually. Ne one else down for some BR's?

go D town

[RastaKaze]

Wow... what a moron :rolleyes:

[LOVElife]

Wow... what a moron :rolleyes:
You took the words right outta my mouth!

He wont be laughing tommorow when Santa brings him FUCK ALL!

;)

[MyDadsACopStoner]

well im not in jail and i got like a thousand dollars of beer for free. i seem pretty well off but thats me

[LOVElife]

well im not in jail and i got like a thousand dollars of beer for free. i seem pretty well off but thats me
Again, I must refer back to RastaKaze when he said. . . . . .


. . . ."What a Moron"

[mellow mood]

well im not in jail and i got like a thousand dollars of beer for free. i seem pretty well off but thats me


yea and we pay extra taxes for stupid stealin punk like you

get a life REDNECK

[MyDadsACopStoner]

pussies

[RastaKaze]

LOL, come on guys I think we should give him a break... after all he did add a nice chunk of entertainment to our afternoon :D Whooooo! Talk about stupid...

[mellow mood]

pussies

cock

[LOVElife]

pussies
Pussies. . . ??

I aint definitely no pussy, just Stealing Draws Attention to you, and thats the last thing you should want you DickHead!

[Starchild]

You are dumb..

[RastaKaze]

If I had the cash I'd fly your hick ass up to New York, but you'd probably piss in your pants :) Boy, I don't care who you are. Live in the city for a while and then you can tell me somethin' :thumbsup:

[LOVElife]

^Yeah, the most he's used to is a Buck Toothed Joe and a Horse chasing him!

Come to London, You'd get opened up!

[MyDadsACopStoner]

ur a fuckin idiot, u live in a city so ur hard? dumbass

[mellow mood]

ur a fuckin idiot, u live in a city so ur hard? dumbass

dude your a fuckin cock sucker

first your dad is a cop

second your a cock

third your a stealer

fourth u think your a gangsta

[MyDadsACopStoner]

lol im a stealer? u mean a thief or a klepto?

[LOVElife]

You live in the fuckin Country! Pikey Cunt!

You are a dumbass!

Living in the City don't make you hard, but there is a hell of a lot of trouble you can get into. Unlike Wild Wild West!!!

[RastaKaze]

Well, no I don't beleive that's exactly what I said. But you're just like any other dumb wigger down there. I used to live in Louisiana too, so don't be callin' Texas the dirty south... Because it isn't. God I wish your ass would come up here, so I could walk you through the amsterdam projects... Not only would you have totally lost the desire to be a "gangsta" but all of the real ones will have taken your overpaid whiteboy apperal LMAO

[MyDadsACopStoner]

lol u guys r fuckin stupid, especially the brit. I live in Colleyville right next to south lake the fuckin super rich ass schools, dont seem like a wild west to me consider one of my friends dads sold his company for $6 billion. and who said im a wigger? u guys suck at tellin sarcasm

[Das Boot]

I would like to see these projects. I thought the black people in America had the Scary Gangster bit down pat. Never believe that plain old white people could scare me.

[RastaKaze]

Crazy hicks wantin' to be gangsters... shit man mabye you should move to the city you wouldn't get so god damn born to point of you shift shaping into a wigger. I mean, you and I both know you were in polos and khakis two years ago. GET A LIFE :)

[MyDadsACopStoner]

lol get a life? ur talkin shit over the internet wtf r u talkin about

[Whos Carl]

Hello my friend
We meet again
It's been a while
Where should we begin?
Feels like forever
Within my heart
Are memories
Of perfect love that
You gave to me
Oh, I remember
When you are with me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes
My sacrifice

We've seen our share
Of ups and downs
Oh, how quickly life
Can turn around
In an instant
It feels so good to reunite
Within yourself and
Within your mind
Let's find peace there

'Cause when you are
With me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes
My sacrifice

I just want to
Say hello again
I just want to
Say hello again

When you are with me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes

'Cause when you are
With me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes
My sacrifice
My sacrifice

(I just want to
Say hello again)
I just want to
Say hello again

My sacrifice

[Brittoker]

u guys suck at tellin sarcasm

That quote there just says it all..........

[MyDadsACopStoner]

damn i kinda thought stoners would be a lil chilled, but u guys talk alot of shit and wen all i did is ask if ne one else does beer runs

[LOVElife]

In US you just use Guns!

Over here we use, Heads, Guns, Knifes, Fists, Bricks, Bottles!

Don't believe White Brits are Pussys I tell ya!

[RastaKaze]

I cant wait till your texan ass get's killed in a drug dealer with some 'real gangsters' :rolleyes: With the way you headed it's only a matter of time...

[RastaKaze]

In US you just use Guns!

Over here we use, Heads, Guns, Knifes, Fists, Bricks, Bottles!

Don't believe White Brits are Pussys I tell ya!

Are you kidding? LOL some of the best fighters I know are from britain. Not because they're neccesarily trained, or experienced. But I've known a british man to get pretty fuckin' wild in a fight :D

[Brittoker]

In US you just use Guns!

Over here we use, Heads, Guns, Knifes, Fists, Bricks, Bottles!

Don't believe White Brits are Pussys I tell ya!

Couldn't have said it better mate :thumbsup:

[MyDadsACopStoner]

........so if i steal beer im gonna get killed in a drug dealer?

[Whos Carl]

Hello my friend
We meet again
It's been a while
Where should we begin?
Feels like forever
Within my heart
Are memories
Of perfect love that
You gave to me
Oh, I remember
When you are with me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes
My sacrifice

We've seen our share
Of ups and downs
Oh, how quickly life
Can turn around
In an instant
It feels so good to reunite
Within yourself and
Within your mind
Let's find peace there

'Cause when you are
With me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes
My sacrifice

I just want to
Say hello again
I just want to
Say hello again

When you are with me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes

'Cause when you are
With me
I'm free, I'm careless
I believe
Above all the others
We'll fly
This brings tears
To my eyes
My sacrifice
My sacrifice

(I just want to
Say hello again)
I just want to
Say hello again

My sacrifice

[RastaKaze]

Are you really that stupid?

[Brittoker]

........so if i steal beer im gonna get killed in a drug dealer?

How do you get killed in a drug dealer?

[Nochowderforyou]

Down in the dirty south (Texas) I live in the gangster ass Colleyville (famous steroid school which i go to). Down herr i got another method of gettin beer. I steal the living shit outa it. Its pretty easy really, but i was wonderin if ne one else does beer runs cuz alot of people i kno r too much of a pussy to even be involved w/ it. Ive been doin it for bout 8 months and havnt paid for beer since. i would suggest it you can do it at alot of stores. The best is Tom Thumb from what ive seen next is prolly albertsons but they catch on eventually. Ne one else down for some BR's?

go D town

Gangster? Texas? Isn't that an oxymoron? ;)

Anywho, stealing beer? Come on, like, when I was younger, like 16 or 17, we would do something called "grab and gos", that's hwere we would grab 2 big bottles of hard booze, run out the door like hell! I did this, once in my life...

by the sounds of it, you are an "adult" and you are stealing beer? Wow, you're a damn loser. I did this when I was young, like once, but all the time...good god man :rolleyes:

[MyDadsACopStoner]

I cant wait till your texan ass get's killed in a drug dealer with some 'real gangsters' :rolleyes: With the way you headed it's only a matter of time...


dunno ask this dumbass ^^

[MyDadsACopStoner]

....im 17 stupid ass

[Nochowderforyou]

....im 17 stupid ass

Oh okay, that makes it okay then :rolleyes:

I won't even argue with you junior, but really...GET A FUCKING LIFE

[robert42]

How do you get killed in a drug dealer?

oh u can

if there fat they might swallow u

those chinese will do anything :p

[daima]

EVERBODY SING ALONG !!!!!

B double E double R un BEER RUN
B double E double R un BEER RUN
All we need is a ten and a fiver
a car and a key and a sober driver
B double E double R un BEER RUN

dai*ma :smokin:

[RastaKaze]

oh u can

if there fat they might swallow u

those chinese will do anything :p

ROFL :D

[MyDadsACopStoner]

Oh okay, that makes it okay then :rolleyes:

I won't even argue with you junior, but really...GET A FUCKING LIFE

yea u guys are right, gettin a shit load of beer for free is bad and it makes me a loser for askin if ne one else does beer runs.

u do realize ur arguin and talkin shit over the internet for no reason...so how do i need a life again?

[RastaKaze]

ok hey guys.... i think this is one of those ones that just so stupid you can't change 'em... we should just let this thread drop it's a waste of energy

[Reefer Rogue]

No i've never done a beer run. I don't steal and i don't drink.

[MyDadsACopStoner]

wut? why dont u drink?

[Reefer Rogue]

Coz i'm a stoner.

[Nochowderforyou]

ok hey guys.... i think this is one of those ones that just so stupid you can't change 'em... we should just let this thread drop it's a waste of energy

Ya, you're right Rasta. I just hope somone robs him blind and we'll see how funny he thinks it is then. A true gangster Texan. Ha ha!

Done.

[Fan o KmK]

guys, lol jesus just leave him alone, its not worth it.

[RastaKaze]

dude, c'mon the thread was dropping... no one wants to read this shit

[Fan o KmK]

No i've never done a beer run. I don't steal and i don't drink.

couldnt have said it better, i dont drink as well, i think stoners who dont drink are less hyocritical and fighting for a better cause. an educated stoner who walks into the white house or something will get better attention than a fuckin drunk ass pot head. i duno, sorry if that didnt make sence im sorta hgih lol. but yea thats my 2cents.

[gaheadga]

MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

IM FUCKIN GANGSTA EAST W3ST COAST

[gaheadga]

NORTH SOUTH COASTS

AND WEST SOUTH COASTS

AND SOUTH EAST COASTS

EAST NORTH COASTS

WEST NORTHS IWE WEWEWKEWEWEWEHWEW EHW EWHEHEHHEHEHEWHEHHWEHWHEHWHEWHHEHWHEHWHEWEHWHEHWHE HWHEHWHEHEHHEHEHEHEHWEHWEHHWEHWHEHWEHW

[MyDadsACopStoner]

damn u guys talk alot of shit all i did was ask if ne one else does beer runs, u guys give stoners a bad name

[hihigh]

no way man but don't steal yo

[gaheadga]

FUCK YEAH STEAL EVERY THING EVERYONE GO OUT AND STEAL WHATEVER THEY CAN FUCK YUEAH TIME TO REVOLT

[hihigh]

oh shit man you are a little crazy

[MyDadsACopStoner]

i dont even like doin beer runs i just rather not pay for it is all

[Ganj]

Down in the dirty south (Texas) I live in the gangster ass Colleyville (famous steroid school which i go to). Down herr i got another method of gettin beer. I steal the living shit outa it. Its pretty easy really, but i was wonderin if ne one else does beer runs cuz alot of people i kno r too much of a pussy to even be involved w/ it. Ive been doin it for bout 8 months and havnt paid for beer since. i would suggest it you can do it at alot of stores. The best is Tom Thumb from what ive seen next is prolly albertsons but they catch on eventually. Ne one else down for some BR's?

go D town
your dad's a cop, you little bitch. lmao! no, but seriously...your the only one - seven billion people in the world - you, sir are the definition of originality.

[mellow mood]

i dont even like doin beer runs i just rather not pay for it is all

ok lets say this thread is closed after the word i will say:

prick

[PuddingSpoon]

guys guys, chill, all he did was ask if anyone else steals beer, no need to get all pissy, and im not sure if he was being sarcastic when he was acting gangsta but it kind of sounded like it, cmon we are stoners, not nerdy kids who argue on the interweb just CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, if someone else steals then cool, he aint a moron, or a loser, or a bum

[mellow mood]

well thinkin your a gangsta coz you steal beer is stupid

now trying to act cool by saying to everyone (on internet) that u stole for more than a thousand bucks in beer, well yea that makes u stupid

if u didnt know there is like 2% of all the taxes that are just for the stealers

[Ganj]

guys guys, chill, all he did was ask if anyone else steals beer, no need to get all pissy, and im not sure if he was being sarcastic when he was acting gangsta but it kind of sounded like it, cmon we are stoners, not nerdy kids who argue on the interweb just CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, if someone else steals then cool, he aint a moron, or a loser, or a bum
fuck that! people lose their jobs because of this inconsiderate, self-serving, spoiled, protected little bitch. what are those people getting there kids for christmas this year? not much, because some kid decided he'd go in and take advantage of unaware clerks just trying to make it through their day without getting shot or robbed.

[PuddingSpoon]

fuck that! people lose their jobs because of this inconsiderate, self-serving, spoiled, protected little bitch. what are those people getting there kids for christmas this year? not much, because some kid decided he'd go in and take advantage of unaware clerks just trying to make it through their day without getting shot or robbed.
ok, i admit its wrong to steal, i used to steal when i was younger and was arrested and ive never stolen since, BUT clerks dont lose their jobs if they get stolen from, and the thing is, by smoking and possesing marijuana we are making people pay taxes because were breaking the law and the cops gotta get their money somewhere, besides if he lives in the country where stealing beer isnt a big deal, let him be as long as it doesnt affect you, hell get caught, hes just at the "Im invincible" stage of stealing

[Ganj]

ok, i admit its wrong to steal, i used to steal when i was younger and was arrested and ive never stolen since, BUT clerks dont lose their jobs if they get stolen from, and the thing is, by smoking and possesing marijuana we are making people pay taxes because were breaking the law and the cops gotta get their money somewhere, besides if he lives in the country where stealing beer isnt a big deal, let him be as long as it doesnt affect you, hell get caught, hes just at the "Im invincible" stage of stealing
actually clerks can and do lose their jobs everyday for thieves. especially in a small-town like he described.

[Sig]

In Oklahoma we have 3.2 point beer, my parents come to visit me sometimes and they bring there own beer from Ohio (6.0). Sometimes my friends and I make "beer runs" to Arkansas or Missouri so we can get real beer. But we don't steel it dumbfuck. I hope you get caught, and your cellmate bubba pounds your ass till you bleed.

To the guys in the city: most hicks don't know what it's like to make it in the city, it's a different world, I've lived in both places. Most city boys can't make it in the country either; they seem to get their ass kicked a lot. It's all fists, no guns or knives in the country, and these guys hit like freight trains. In the city everybody is a fuckin backstabber. Thugs and gangsta's don't really know how to fight unless they've got their buddies, a weapon, or a big advantage. Guns and knives are required, and the stakes are a lot higher. I like the people in the country better, and the scenery better, but I live everything the city offers job wise and entertainment wise. Two different worlds, different threats, different methods of survival, so please, don't try to act hard or I'll e-whoop your ass.

[RastaKaze]

Haha... that's an interesting perspective. I should be good then, considering I've spent half my life in N.O. Louisiana and the other in Brooklyn, NY... Whooo talk about hick ass motherfuckers :D

[Nochowderforyou]

Isn't this thread done yet. ;)

I grew up in Holland, this is unheard of there. Makes you wonder sometimes.

[Powder Puff]

Dude.. What I call a "Beer run" Is, you get drunk, put your beer on the side walk, run as FAST as you can to the end of the road, then back to the beer, and drink it empty!!:D

It's kinda' fun..!:p

[OzzyOz]

my friend tried to do a beer run ( he went for the 40's )
he went and there, and we were supposed to distract the viet. store keepers
thise apparently didn't work
so my friend waiting outside the liquor store, and we saw this guy come out with a 32 pack and he gave him money to get him a 12 pack...

[Powder Puff]

What?

I didn't quit get that!:p

[OzzyOz]

how didn't you get that
once again
me and a couple of friends went into this liquor store. The plan was for me, and my other friend to distract the liquor-store owners so they wouldn't see my friends taking beer. This didn't work, and they almost caught my friend... so we went outside, saw this guy get a 32 pack of Bud light, we gave him money to get us a 12 pack of cheap beer.

It worked wonders.

[weedman7]

wut? why dont u drink?

hang over suk ass

[Powder Puff]

Ok, this time I got it!:p

Good for you!:D

But, I usually just buy my own beer.. Must have bought for millions by now!:o:p:D

[RastaKaze]

I had this crazy cool hookup with one of my dealers last year. His bitch worked at the DMV and he was hustlin' her to make fake I.D.s for his all his minor custies, so I never had any problem getting beer. I mean hell, they were practically real :thumbsup:

[Powder Puff]

I don't have any trouble buying alchohol..! I'm 17, and have been drinking since I was 13 or 14..!:)

You might think it's dumb, but I don't care!:)

[BaseRSX]

damn u guys talk alot of shit all i did was ask if ne one else does beer runs, u guys give stoners a bad name

Dude youâ??re an idiot. First of all for stealing and secondly for only stealing beer. If you are going to all that trouble and risk why don't you steal bottles of scotch of something good and expensive?

[Powder Puff]

Dude just lay off him.. I know he's a dick..

But he DID only ask if any off us do beer runs..

BUT AGAIN, He also reacted quit like an asshole, so he doesn't even deserve to be replied to, so I suggest we hijack this thred!

All in favor say : WE LOVE POWDER PUFF!!:D:D:D :rolleyes:

[lateralus]

damn i kinda thought stoners would be a lil chilled, but u guys talk alot of shit and wen all i did is ask if ne one else does beer runsAnd called whoever didn't pussies. ;)

If by 'pussy' you mean non-savage, I suppose you're correct.

[Canadabis]

government is the only institution allowed to sell alcohol here, so yeah, beer runs=nope. BUt what do you drink that crowd controll crap anyways? closest thing you will get to a buzz is sterility and blindness 0.o

[lateralus]

And called whoever didn't pussies. ;)

If by 'pussy' you mean non-savage, I suppose you're correct.But yeah I've been drinking since I was fourteen, but there's always been someone to run in and buy it for us, be it friend, acquaintance, friend's parent, acquaintance's parent, etc. Alcohol is cheeeap. A cheap 40 is what, two bucks? That's enough for me. :rasta:

[Canadabis]

holy shit 2 bucks! cheap guns and cheap beer, expensive school, GO TEAM WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:

[lateralus]

Alright.

[McCauley Caulkin]

McCauley Caulkin has no respect for you. first your dads a pig. he busts ppl for smoking weed, then goes home and smokes it himself. Second your probably a surburban white kid that listens to too much rap, now thinking you are tough. McCauley Caulkin should reign down from the heavens and slap the both of you.

oh and merry christmas




McCauley Caulkin has spoken

[GanjaBob]

what we call 'beer runs' here is sneakin into peoples garages at night and looking for coolers of beer. i got talked into doin that shit once and some guy chased us for 2 blocks.... scared the shit outa me (i had my brand new piece and some weed on me) ... i never did that shit again

[mike jones]

back in high school, my friends stole alcohol when they couldn't find another way to get any. so i can understand why you steal it. its fun to drink, but hard to get when you aren't 21. don't steal it tho, just make older friends or something, heh. find random ppl to buy it for you and tell them they can keep the change.

if you come from a rich area and you say things like "i'd rather not pay for it", then people will get pissed off at you and not be chill with you. and a lot of the members on the board are older, so drinking isn't really a big deal to us anymore. lots of people on here run legit businesses of their own, and stealing really hits home with them. when you steal, it has to come out of someone else's pockets. its selfish.

anyway, sorry about sounding like dad. be safe and drink on.

[beachguy in thongs]

I think all this was dumb, but where do all you prejudiced jackasses get the idea in your head to make the rest of your countrymen look like immature little pricks?

[the last stand]

where do all you prejudiced jackasses get the idea in your head to make the rest of your countrymen look like immature little pricks?
Bush?

[beachguy in thongs]

Uhhh... :stoned:

[Sauce]

haha shit son, sorry this is old thread but son you dont live in the ghetto.
Colleyville is like trophy club or southlake rich big house's on lakes, come to northside fortworth that is the end of the line, samson park or diamond hill lol and your dad is a cop? But yeah beer runs are cool did them when i was a kid but now i just pay for it

[slipknotpsycho]

lol u guys r fuckin stupid, especially the brit. I live in Colleyville right next to south lake the fuckin super rich ass schools, dont seem like a wild west to me consider one of my friends dads sold his company for $6 billion. and who said im a wigger? u guys suck at tellin sarcasm

first, you are an idiot, an immature one at that.... stealing is not cool, being a theif makes you low life scum... second i'll humor the 6 billion remark for a minute... if your dad has 6 billion dollars, why the fuck are you stealing shit? that means your just a little snotty nosed punk... a deliquent... please get out of our message board, people like you fuck things up for the rest of us... and we have enough trials and tribulations without some dumbassed kid being proud of the fact he runs around stealing beer... in short, when he called you a fucking moron he was right on the nose. btw, i bet if you came across a real gangsta you'd piss your pants like the little boy you are.

edit: why do you gotta bring up an old post =/ i thought this was posted while i was sleeping or something grr! i never remember to check the dates on posts to make sure it's recent... oh well i'm leaving what i said incase he ever comes back and looks.

[lagstronaut]

Okay I've read this whole thread and LMFAO! it sucks to be MyDadsACopStoner right now....he asks a simple question and a fucking mob attacks him saying if he steals beer he will be killed inside of a drug dealer or something. WOW, RastaKaze back off. Do you have any friends? If you do, do you get pissed at them when they ask simple questions? If you have none, you are hiding it VERY well by wasting such a huge amount of time for no reason on some guy who has been making you look like an idiot the for like an hour


EDIT: though I will say Rasta your signature is cool...you study Buddhism?

[Sauce]

lol not sure just had to let others know colleyville is not gangster land not near it so i called him a poser pretty much in case he reads this haha

[friendowl]

where did this come from
beer runs

let me think back......

there was the one time that i ran out with two 18 packs
and i jumped in the ride and my homie hit the gas pedal
and we went about 0-60 in under 3 ...backwards ..idiot had the car in reverse

there was the time we lost the foot ball game and we had two pay up
me and dreamer ran out with 4 12'ers and the man at the counter
pushed the twinkie rack on me as we sped off i could see him chasing us

there was the time i ran out with 2 12'erz and the chino jumped in his car and followed me.for about 5-6 nlights i couldnt shake him
i finally said fuck it and carefully i ran the red light ...he didint

one of my favorite times was ...i got give credit to this asian woman
she was about 50-60 years young and she was a bad lady
we had been looking for a new store to get some free pisto.
i seen a liquor and there was nothing around and it was late
as i walked in the store on top of the counter i noticed a hubcap
i thought that was strange but paid no mind.
i got my usual two 18 packs and headed for the counter [door]
i smiled at the lady and she smiled back.i went for my wallet
in the same motion i bolted out the door. i jumped in the ride and we took off
we drove and realized we ere in a dead end neighborhood
the only way out was right by the store
we decided to high speed get the hell out quick before cops come
as we were driving about 70-80 mph i seen in the distance in our path
th easiain lady standing in the street with the hubcap
as we sped by she threw that shit like a fucking ninja star and hit me in the forearm.it woulda hit my face if i didnt put up my arm.
shit at the speed we were going and the force of the throw
she was dead accurate. she earned my repect and i promised never to steal her beer


i have so many more but writing this bullshit sobers me up so im gonna quit