View Full Version : MY FRIENDS = AHOLES!
Not Enough Herb
12-24-2005, 07:36 AM
ok folks heres what went down today:
went at lunch time to buy a new bong since my old 1 footer just broke. It shattered completely, not even the bowl survived. so me and my best friend, (will call him Al) picked up a nice 2 foot, double glass bong with a 2 g bowl with its own chamber for 80 bucks. me and him both paid 30 each and another buddy chipped in $20 (will call him D) (they chipped in because we always smoke together and pretty much share everything) we bring the pipe back to my house and both return to 5th period.
5th ended early because of a pep rally, but my gf insisted i attend it with her. The original plan was to meet up with al and d and have a session, but i had no way to contact them so i was forced to go the assembly (not just for my gf, but there was teachers everywhere)
After the assembly i rush outside to the smoke pit to see d holding my bong in a box. him and al had just finished baptising my new pipe. apparently (according to d) al went to my house and told my dad he needed to take his mom's christmas gift out of my basement. D accompianed him to my house and they both used my bong without me ( its my bong because its going to be left at my house) i was so pissed that they did this to me. Im more mad at al because i have done nothing but smoke this kid up and give him a warm place to stay when he has no where to go. me and him r bros but thats just bs. i think im going to punch him, D already smoked me up as an apology.
sorry that was so lengthy, but im pissed and it needed to be said
what are your thoughts guys?
gonna go hit my new bong
later
pixel
12-24-2005, 08:10 AM
It's pretty gay that they did that.
BongZoola
12-24-2005, 10:21 AM
so your mad because they smoked a bowl without you?
slipknotpsycho
12-24-2005, 11:08 AM
there's a big diffrence between a bowl and the first bowl of a new peice.... i think it's fucked up, but nothing to go fighting over, or hitting him or something...
Reefer Rogue
12-24-2005, 12:13 PM
That's fucked up they didn't even wait for you.
gonna go hit my new bong
later
feelin' better already.
NightProwler
12-24-2005, 04:16 PM
assholes= not friends
50BagOfGreens
12-24-2005, 04:22 PM
kill them both the fuckheads need to be tought a lesson
daima
12-24-2005, 05:44 PM
It seems to me that the bong has three owners.
It also seems to me that just because you were the (self?)appointed sentinel that you some how lay a greater claim to a possession that has 3 owners.
It also seems to me that you could be angrier at issues that deserve your attention.
To conclude.....
learn to choose your battles.
Be happy that your two co-owners had a bong to use. Those who didnt chip in and think they deserve to use it could possibly be the real aholes.
What did you learn in life today? SHARING ? Mmmmm what a concept.(possibly is not scientific evidence)
dai*ma :o
Tension
Tension
I got tension and it's all that i know
I got tension with my friends
I got tension with my thought process
I got tension and it's every where that i go
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 06:11 PM
What are all these fucked up rhymes n shit in your posts, 'daima'?
daima
12-24-2005, 06:32 PM
i'm a sensative guy ya know.
dai*ma = great hemp :p
Hey lil buddy
dont get angry
o god, please at least not at me
you know that i am right behind you all the way ol' compadre
you just say what ever you want and i;ll agree
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 06:41 PM
If you're going to rhyme, at least make your rhymes decent.
Chucky76
12-24-2005, 07:50 PM
there's a big diffrence between a bowl and the first bowl of a new peice.... i think it's fucked up, but nothing to go fighting over, or hitting him or something...
:thumbsup:
If you're going to rhyme, at least make your rhymes decent.
i dont see you rhyming.
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 08:00 PM
^Fuck you and stop defending him.
BongZoola
12-24-2005, 08:26 PM
hydro smoka shut the fuck up all you've done in this thread is bitch and whine.
As for the thread starter you have to realize they chipped in for it too it wasnâ??t fare but its nothing worth getting really upset over I mean it sucks but donâ??t get in a fight over it.
Chucky76
12-24-2005, 08:27 PM
^Fuck you and stop defending him.
^Fuck you and stop being so negative.
go smoke a bowl and chill out.
poiuyt
12-24-2005, 08:30 PM
Hell they paid for it it's theres too...
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 08:36 PM
hydro smoka shut the fuck up all you've done in this thread is bitch and whine.
Who the fuck are you? Get the fuck outta here...
^Fuck you and stop being so negative.
go smoke a bowl and chill out.
What does it have to do with you if I'm being negative, asshole? I wasn't even talking to you.
daima
12-24-2005, 09:13 PM
Freeway through a reservation
Make way for a brand new nation
Big idea's, we got band new plans
Heaven knows we need this land
We're gonna build big, high, and wide
City streets through countrysides
Chemicals and pesticides
Hey redman dont waste our time
We're young and strong, we got hills to climb
There's a lot of room but we need it all
For trade slave and shopping malls
Gonna build big factories with paper plates and plastic trees
Styrofoam and antifreeze
We came out of the ragin sea
To claim some place where we'd be free
We got hopeful hearts and working hands and
Heaven knows we need this land
'Cause the world needs landfills, diet pills and paper mills
We need country clubs and oil spills
Freeway through a reservation
Make way for a barnd new nation
Big idea's, we got brand new plans
Heaven knows we need this land for superbowls
Subway rides, remote controls, and pesticides.
Gang related homicides.
Merry Christmas America, and Way to go !!! USA!! USA!!! USA!!!!
dai*ma
We got high school kids runnin' 'round in Calvin Klein and Guess
Who cannot pass a 6th grade reading test
But if you ask them they can tell you the name of every crotch on MTV
PuddingSpoon
12-24-2005, 10:20 PM
look, they chipped, you went to your assembly, so they smoked like you planned, you werent there, your fault
BongZoola
12-24-2005, 10:26 PM
Who the fuck are you? Get the fuck outta here...
What does it have to do with you if I'm being negative, asshole? I wasn't even talking to you.
i'm a guy who likes smoking weed and learning new things about it thats who the fuck i am as for you i'm sure your a twelve year old kid who thinks he's a badass because he smokes
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 10:41 PM
i'm a guy who likes smoking weed and learning new things about it thats who the fuck i am
So, you're a guy that likes smoking weed and learning new things about it? Well, fuck off and learn somewhere else.
as for you i'm sure your a twelve year old kid who thinks he's a badass because he smokes
Fuck you. Why would smoking make someone a 'badass' anyway?
Anway, fuck this stupid argument. The only reason I said anything in this thread was because someones little rhymes were pisssing me off, as I had seen them in several threads.
Nullific
12-24-2005, 10:44 PM
People make mistakes.
While others just can't wait to hit a bong. Avenge and that'll be the end of it.
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 10:46 PM
People make mistakes.
While others just can't wait to hit a bong. Avenge and that'll be the end of it.
You talking to me? If so, what exactly are you suggesting?
Chucky76
12-24-2005, 10:49 PM
^Fuck you and stop defending him.
What does it have to do with you if I'm being negative, asshole? I wasn't even talking to you.
clearly you were talking to me, and clearly nullific was not talking about you.
Nullific
12-24-2005, 10:50 PM
No, I was speaking generally to Not Enough Herb.
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 10:51 PM
clearly you were talking to me, and clearly nullific was not talking about you.
I would like to apologize for that. It's just that this persons rhymes were really annoying and the fact that you defended him for it just pissed me off even more.
Chucky76
12-24-2005, 10:54 PM
I would like to apologize for that. It's just that this persons rhymes were really annoying and the fact that you defended him for it just pissed me off even more.
no problem. merry christmas :rasta:
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 10:57 PM
I also haven't smoked for like 12 hours. I'm trying to save all my weed for tomorrow. Anyone else doing that?
daima
12-24-2005, 11:05 PM
Hey there lil buddy(yeah, you hydro smoker)
Look here buddy...., no hard feelings. I know it must be hard being you.
Let us be friends. Here's a beauty from me to youtie
dai*ma :)
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
No Joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium
With a negative IQ, you'll be lonesome , sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
You wait for years but inspiration never comes
Thoughts you dont have remain unheard because you cannot find the words
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you;re dumb
NightProwler
12-24-2005, 11:10 PM
HATE HATE HATE FUCK FUCK FUCK GRRRRRRRRR!!!
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 11:20 PM
Hey there lil buddy(yeah, you hydro smoker)
Look here buddy...., no hard feelings. I know it must be hard being you.
Let us be friends. Here's a beauty from me to youtie
dai*ma :)
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
No Joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium
With a negative IQ, you'll be lonesome , sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
You wait for years but inspiration never comes
Thoughts you dont have remain unheard because you cannot find the words
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you;re dumb
Well I have gathered that the latest of your shitty rhymes was directed at me. I just like to point out that you use the simplest of rhymes, it looks as if you're typing up the first thing that comes to mind. Looks like you started to rhyme on this one, couldn't continue rhyming and decided to turn it in to a little poem.
And is it just me or have you been on here all fucking day long? :)
daima
12-24-2005, 11:24 PM
so. hydro smoka doesnt like something and he orders it gone. wowie. what a tough guy. poetry pisses him off. gee whiz
dai*ma
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
No Joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium
with a negative IQ, you'll be lonesome, sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you;re dumb
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
why not lay back and smoke a bowl of opium
if being stupid is your fate, just relax 'cause you're too late
life is hard, but life is hardest when your dumb
Life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb
you wait for years but inspiration never comes
thoughts you dont have remain unheard 'cause you cannot find the words
life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb
merry x-mas hydro smoka
hydro smoka
12-24-2005, 11:26 PM
so. hydro smoka doesnt like something and he orders it gone. wowie. what a tough guy. poetry pisses him off. gee whiz
dai*ma
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
No Joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium
with a negative IQ, you'll be lonesome, sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you;re dumb
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
why not lay back and smoke a bowl of opium
if being stupid is your fate, just relax 'cause you're too late
life is hard, but life is hardest when your dumb
Life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb
you wait for years but inspiration never comes
thoughts you dont have remain unheard 'cause you cannot find the words
life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb
merry x-mas hydro smoka
I wouldn't have said shit if you did it like once or twice, but does it have to be after every post? I'm sure some would agree, it is quite annoying.
daima
12-24-2005, 11:28 PM
so. hydro smoka doesnt like something and he orders it gone. wowie. what a tough guy. poetry pisses him off. gee whiz
dai*ma
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
No Joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium
with a negative IQ, you'll be lonesome, sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you;re dumb
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb
why not lay back and smoke a bowl of opium
if being stupid is your fate, just relax 'cause you're too late
life is hard, but life is hardest when your dumb
Life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb
you wait for years but inspiration never comes
thoughts you dont have remain unheard 'cause you cannot find the words
life is hard but life is hardest when you're dumb :dance:
merry x-mas hydro smoka
daima
12-24-2005, 11:35 PM
what i find annoying is people who dont like what they read, cuss at others and calling them names, and then think they have a right to dictate what is and isnt said. But....you know what? i deal with it. I am happy that you are here.
dai*ma
enjoy yourself
it's later than you think
enjoy yourself
while you're still in the pink
the years go by as quickly as a wink
enjoy yourself enjoy yourself it's later than you think
You worry about what's being said
you worry about whats not
you worry when the weather cold
you worry when its hot
you worry worry all the time you dont know how to laugh
they'll think of somehing funny when they write your epitaph
Perilus Jinx
12-25-2005, 06:37 AM
ello el hydro,
today you have none,
tomorrow youll have fun
shut the fuck up dick pump.
GanjaBob
12-25-2005, 06:53 AM
anyone else find it a little strange that he had school on a saturday.... a saturday that is also christmas eve
Caruso329
12-25-2005, 07:00 AM
Okay I only read the first post, but no, because it's going to be left at your house it is not yours. You are just holding it. Think of the bong as a company and you and your friends as shareholders. To own the company, a CEO has to own the majority of the company. You and Al are equal shareholders, so it belongs to both of you. D has the right to use it a percentage of the time, because he didn't pay as much as you.
...if you want to get technical about it.
If not, you didn't pay for it in full, so no its not yours.
mikeandjenherbals
12-25-2005, 07:11 AM
save your allowance for when you grow up, use bong as piggybank
VoidLivesOn
12-25-2005, 09:09 AM
Sounds like someone is just pussy whipped and got upset that there friends had a little toke.
Not Enough Herb
12-27-2005, 05:39 AM
^ im upset because they baptised the piece without me
voidliveson your just a bitch because ive mashed more pussy then you've mashed potatoes
anyways back to the point
yea i realise there is no reason to fight. im not mad anymore. And i didnt have school school on christmas eve, thats when i posted.
I think they should have waited because
1.im holding the bong
2.i smoke them up all the time
3.we always blaze at my house
o well its happened and its over with. i just think friends shouldnt do that shit to eachother. and daima, bro you cant rhyme so just stop
later
geoffrowley19
12-27-2005, 06:34 AM
i dont get why ur pissed AT ALL, you each threw down for the bong so you have no right to call it yours, you guys already had plans to smoke, just because your pussy whipped doesnt mean ur friends shouldnt go get high, what kind of a friend would get pissed at that? you need to rethink the situation bubba
sorry if that was assholeish but all the angryness in this thread got me all riled up
ADaisyChain
12-27-2005, 06:47 AM
lol, this thread turned into a pisser.
Your friends couldn't wait to try out the piece, they had the opportunity and you weren't there. You get to hold the bong, so you can smoke from it without them and they can't without you. Feel lucky.
Also baptising a piece isn't that important unless you make it important. Clean it out really well and make believe.
Paige
12-27-2005, 09:04 PM
friends=not worth anything
i hatre my friends
they all are selfish bitches
that arnt worth my tyime
i am a loner from now on
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