You know you're a stoner when..

[BabyFacedAbortion]

You just realize your cat is a girl.

Lol, my cat had kittens (almost a m onth old now) and I JUST realized one of them was a girl..we named him (her)Silent Bob. Lol. Oops!



Ah, lovin' the pointless posts :D

[Rarrr]

You know youre a stoner when you mistake a bong for a cup

[BabyFacedAbortion]

eww, hopefully you didn't drink the bong water.

Which reminds me, I dumped bong water in a cup..I sh ould go dump that out before I drink it >.<

[Rarrr]

Hehe, nah I got the bong to my mouth and thought "Hey this thing feels familiar", then realised it was a bong and had a bowl instead of a drink. Good trade off if I say so myself :).

[sirsmoky]

you know your a stoner when you try and boil a cup of water (with a measuring cup) in the microwave and burn yourself.

[Trichome Creator]

You know your a stoner when after you finish a joint you light a cigarette by the butt end.

[MyDadsACopStoner]

i think your a stoner wen your in a shitty mood and to make urself happy you think of weed and all the magicalness that can come outa it. I usually do that it always makes me happy :rasta: wow i think im a stoner

[Rarrr]

You know youre a stoner when you have a drawer completely dedicated to weed, items relating to weed and devices to clean piupes, bongs etc

[hempy]

You know you're a stoner when... A friend with weed.... is a friend in deed!

[BlazedMonk3y]

you know your a stoner when you wake up with no eyebrows

[opiuser]

you know your a stoner when... oh shit... what was i going to say????

[BlazedMonk3y]

^^^haha happens to me all the time

[Ms420]

You just realize your cat is a girl.

Lol, my cat had kittens (almost a m onth old now) and I JUST realized one of them was a girl..we named him (her)Silent Bob. Lol. Oops!



Ah, lovin' the pointless posts :D

That is funny b/c just today I realized one of my cats was a boy. Dont ask me why-Its happened twice (2 different cats)

[bonsaiguy]

when you finish a bowl, light a cigarette, then turn around and light another cig while the first one is burning in the ash tray.
or maybe that's a nicotine addict.

[NagChampa2010]

you know you are a stoner when cannabis.com is on your favorites on ur parents computer.

you know you are a stoner when uve got more buds then dollar bills.

when...

you got your glass pipes in alphabetical order.

when....

you pay more atention to your bong then your gf. :thumbsup:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

You know you're a stoner...when you go to say "I used to be really homophobic" and say "homosexual"

Jay did that AHAHHA

You know you're a stoner when...you reach into your purse for a cigarette and pull out a tampon AND go to light it.

:|

I always light my stoges filter end/light another with one burning in the ashtray, or worse..my hand.

:P

[weedman7]

when ur stoned like me
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[F L E S H]

When... You look for your hat, which is already on your head.

[opiuser]

or when you eat two brownies, a slice of pizza, some apple pie, an ice cream cone, a cookie, two bags of m&m's, a burrito, and three kiwi's

or wait. no thts the munchies. what were we talking about man? ummmmm...... :confused: :stoned:

[motahead]

When... You look for your hat, which is already on your head.

Totally..or you look for your sunglasses and you're wearing them. DOH!

[Ganj]

when you finish a bowl, light a cigarette, then turn around and light another cig while the first one is burning in the ash tray.
or maybe that's a nicotine addict.
haha! or when you reach in your pack to pull out another cigarette when you already have one behind your ear. i call it the surprise cigarette...well, just now i did.