how can i speed up my metabolism

[weedman7]

easiest way?

[Kramerica]

Trying to beat a drug test?

[beachguy in thongs]

Caffeine.

[pabloescobar209]

workout and eat a lot

[SensiRide]

It depends - why do you want to speed up your metabolism?

If its to lose weight, then the quickest way is amphetamines, best way is exercise which gets your heart pumping

[radioned]

drink lots of lucozade

[NightProwler]

lift wieghts

[hank]

fight, or try submission wrestling

[gee]

cocaine.

[nakedgunner]

im 17 and i have a problem my metabolism is too fast. im always fucking hungry and i ussualy feel like shit i have to eat all the time

[LOVElife]

Exercise will speed up your metabolism.

The fitter you get, the faster your metabolic rate will become.

Don't listen to the people saying drink Lucozade etc.

Exercise is the Key! Cardio Vascular base which will increase Heart Rate, hence lowering metabolic rate!

[nakedgunner]

y is it that i never exercise and my metabolism is fast

[robert42]

yea excersise

go round spade bashing

ooopps did i say that

i meant digging

[robert42]

y is it that i never exercise and my metabolism is fast

could be a penile problem :p have you seen the adverts with pele in them? (post a pic) and then we can help

[nakedgunner]

could be a penile problem have you seen the adverts with pele in them?


what?

[robert42]

penile problems can lead to fast metabolisms

strange
but
true

or

some people will just alwasy stay slim just the facts of life

[SensiRide]

y is it that i never exercise and my metabolism is fast

Same here, I never exercise yet Im quite slim, but you wouldnt believe the amount of food I eat, I'm a laughing stock at work :( Anyway, fuck picking at salads, whats that all about?

I think its the weed, I dont know why, I just feel like it keeps me slim

[robert42]

it is the weed trust me

weed makes u loose weight

BUT

weed CAN make u eat unhealthiliylylyiyly

[nakedgunner]

i dont have any penis problems. i think im naturaly skinny

[LOVElife]

Yeah Weed has made me the Fine Figure of a Man that I am today! lol

[robert42]

Yeah Weed has made me the Fine Figure of a Man that I am today! lol

yea i go out raj bashing thats like where u spend like 6 hours running round with bats , shedded stones since joining up

[LOVElife]

yea excersise

go round spade bashing

ooopps did i say that

i meant digging
hahaaha, Spade Bashing!!! lmfao

I doubt most people know what a Spade is!!

:D

[robert42]

i dont have any penis problems.

good to know, :p :thumbsup:

[mellow mood]

im naturally fuckin skinny too

its just coz there are 3 types of metabolism

endo, ecto and the last one i forgot.

[LOVElife]

Ectomorph , Endomorph , Mesamorph!

Thats the 3 types

Skinny, Fat, Medium

[robert42]

im medium never been skinny used to be fat but burnt that shit off

[SensiRide]

im naturally fuckin skinny too

its just coz there are 3 types of metabolism

endo, ecto and the last one i forgot.

Speedo?

[robert42]

doesnt ecto and endo mean in and out?

[LOVElife]

Speedo?
Intresting!!!

Last year on Holiday with the Boys my mate had some Speedo shorts!!

We Ripped the S off the Back of them to reveal:

PEEDO!!! lmfao

He was walking 'round all day with them on without knowing!

[LOVElife]

doesnt ecto and endo mean in and out?
Ecto is Slim

Endo is Fat

Meso is Medium

[mellow mood]

ya thats it

[radioned]

i was not trying to be funny when i said drink lucazade unless your diabetic of course smoking weed raisies the bodys natural glucoze level so my thinking is not a sure fire hit just an idea drink lots of glucoze along with the added glucoze and be all glucozed up

[GanjaASD847]

The best way to jump-start your metabolism is to exercise. Exercise will reduce body fat and increase lean muscle mass. Aerobic exercise, like walking, swimming or cycling, has the added bonus of speeding up your metabolism for 4 to 8 hours after you stop exercising. Additional calories will be burned off long after you stop exercising.

Breakfast is essential, SO EAT IN THE MORNING or whenever you wake up!!

Eat fewer high-fat foods and less total calories. Choosing healthy foods, such as lean protein and vegetables, can actually increase your metabolism as well. Increase dietary fiber and limit sugary foods, alcohol, caffeine and don't smoke. The best foods to increase your metabolism and help you lose weight are fish, dark green leafy vegetables, tomatoes, blueberries and other fruits, whole grains, and at least 8 glasses of water a day

[GanjaASD847]

Citrus fruits like, oranges, grapefruit, tangerines, lemons, and limes contain high concentrations of Vitamin C (this is also called ascorbic acid). This Vitamin C has a fat burning quality.

Soybeans contain lecithin, this chemical will shield your cells from accumulating fat. This chemical prevents, like a shield, fat from forming on your cells. It will also break down fatty deposits in your body.

Apples contain a chemical call pectin. This chemical is found in most berries, and fresh fruit. The pectin is in the cell walls of most fruits, especially apples.

Garlic oil or the juice of garlic has a significant protective quality to cells which help to reduce fatty deposits. When taken, it brings down the levels of fat.

[flamingskullballs]

i dont know man...but that is the classic female question...

[flamingskullballs]

i dont know man...but that is the classic female question...

[tripsalot]

craNk will get your heart pumping but i dont recomend it

[chris420]

why go through so much? just do cocaine, itll definitely leave your wallet clean but itll sure as hell speed up your metabolism if thats what you're looking for.

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Strenuous excercise by weight lifting speeds the metabolic process by 2000 percent.

[tylerkane]

get off your ass and exercise

[GanjaASD847]

why not speed your metabolism the right/ healthy way? :confused:

[flamingskullballs]

i read this story of a guy who was very large...he disliked being large, and got teased many times...so one day he got fucked up on a bunch of pills, and cut his fat off with a KNIFE...O.O

[tylerkane]

now that's badass