random confessions

[BizzleLuvin]

untill recently, i had no idea that having large amounts of underwear was strange. i counted the panties in my drawer and ended up with 52 pairs. i cant help it, i love sexy underoos. I love to buy them and i love the feeling of a brand new pair. a friend of mine spent the nighta while ago after partying and commented when she noticed my overflowing drawer of underthings. apparently a few weeks worth of undies is enough for some girls.so now i feel like a freak. i see women buying underwear at stores and i find myslef imagining how many pairs she has. everytime i walk by the lingerie department , i feel guilty

also, i love love beef jerkey like nothign else. bad news is, i am vegetarian. ive given up all forms of meat and learned to enjoy tofu. but every once in a while ill get this massive craving for beef jerkey. teriyaki to be exact. and nothing seems to satify it until ive eaten a whole bag myself. so i give in to my carnivorous urges and down a bag of the dehydated muscle and hide the evidence under my car seat.

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR GUILY PLEASURE HERE
it would make me feel better.

[Junket]

my random confession is that, i find a woman who enjoys beef jerky and lots of underoos very attractive....odd...

[psychopixi]

LOL!

I buy myself new panties if I feel depressed, cause when I show them to my boyfriend I always get cheered up! ;)

I think I have about 17 pairs of panties and 20-something thongs. I want bright purple pants, but can't find anywhere that sells them without lace or other yucky fancy bits.

Yey underwear!

[Wesley Pipes]

my guilty pleasure was tokin up at my work he he.... probably why i dont have a job any more ha!

[RastaKaze]

my guilty pleasure was tokin up at my work he he.... probably why i dont have a job any more ha!

Yep, that can do it, lol. Thank god my first job was for my father. Nonstop tokin' on the job :rasta: ....

[BizzleLuvin]

LOL!

I buy myself new panties if I feel depressed, cause when I show them to my boyfriend I always get cheered up! ;)

I think I have about 17 pairs of panties and 20-something thongs. I want bright purple pants, but can't find anywhere that sells them without lace or other yucky fancy bits.

Yey underwear!


yay underwear! the sad thing is, i think i own only two pair of bikinis. the rest are lacey,frilly, sexy, skany, pieces of fabric that risk getting caught in the lint trap. you know what im talking about.
i tend to buy underwear right after i take money out of the bank. its always the first thing i buy. ill hit up discount stores (i refuse to go into victorias secret or fredericks) and chain stores and get like 7 pairs for $20. ill bring them home, try them on, and throw out a pair that i have overworn or have grown out of or that i just dont like anymore.

[RastaKaze]

Did you have to say "lint trap" omg LOL :D

[BizzleLuvin]

Did you have to say "lint trap" omg LOL :D

LINT TRAP!

[friendowl]

bizzo lookin flizzo in the underwizzo.better to have too much than too little.

[NightProwler]

i like to wack off into paper cups.


i dont drink it

[SensiRide]

Random confessions -

Once, when I was in a hurry for work, and couldnt find a bobble anywhere, I tied my hair in a ponytail using a pair of skimpy thongs, you couldnt even tell!
Crazy shit.

When I stayed at home and my mum pissed me off real bad, I bought itching powder from the joke shop and poured it in her bra cups and pants, which were all laid out on her bed for some thing she had to attend in the evening hahaha
Kinda nasty, but she did deserve it.

I'm sure there are more I will think of later ;)

[radioned]

i stole once

[flamingskullballs]

i like new-sock day so much that a havent washed a sock in 7 months...i have just bought new ones

[BizzleLuvin]

when i lived with my sister and her roomies, they would all get mad at me for getting up in the middle of the night to piss and making a lot of noise. so i started keeping a empty gatorade bottle under my bed to pee into in the middle of the night. a lot of times i would forget it was under there and the room would start smelling. GROSS

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ahahaha, I have a panty addiction as well, booty shorts to be exact >.<

[thebathroom]

i do my laundry naked on tuesdays

[flamingskullballs]

i prefer baths over showers

[crown29]

To those smoke bombs with 25 to 50 pair of panties I say their all virgins. They have too many and they never take da shit off for da man!

I get the bone when I :rasta: , so watch out!!! :D :D :D


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[flamingskullballs]

To those smoke bombs with 25 to 50 pair of panties I say their all virgins. They have too many and they never take da shit off for da man!

I get the bone when I :rasta: , so watch out!!! :D :D :D


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...no comment...

[Rarrr]

bizzo lookin flizzo in the underwizzo.better to have too much than too little.
Or none at all :)

[Caruso329]

I'm a huge sub.

[flamingskullballs]

p.s. thats a turnoff bizzle


when i lived with my sister and her roomies, they would all get mad at me for getting up in the middle of the night to piss and making a lot of noise. so i started keeping a empty gatorade bottle under my bed to pee into in the middle of the night. a lot of times i would forget it was under there and the room would start smelling. GROSS

[sharpezor]

thereâ??s this 40 something year old at my work and sheâ??s pretty hot for being 40. nice ass and body, i feel extremely guilty because shes old enough to be my mother.

[beachguy in thongs]

What, do you think I'd have something to confess?

[Smoking Ganja]

beachguy, in ur sig when u say melatonin, isnt that the stuff that makes u sleepy... cuz i know if i need to get to sleep early i take melatonin which makes me tired... is that why weed makes u tired? pretty random i was just wondering

[beachguy in thongs]

People have been using it to control their sleep cycles for a while.

www.melatonin.com

Check out this thread from a health forum.

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=95193

[phoenix]

Damn, smoking ganja.

I just fucking realized that. haha, I take it as well. It makes my dreams very vivid, and I can remember them. I still remember my dreams from this morning when I went back to sleep.

[flamingskullballs]

im sorry...but i want to fuck all of the cannabis.com girls...they are extremely sexy

[Fan o KmK]

uh. yea man, right on.

[Caruso329]

Ecstasy also makes your melatonin glands flow like a fucking river. Hence the name "ecstasy".

[flamingskullballs]

whenever i masturbate, i think of beachguy fucking 3 sheets, while tokosan cums on them

[flamingskullballs]

:eek:

[deathbyvalley]

lol, i can't wear socks. unless i'm wearing my doc martens. they bug me.

[flamingskullballs]

i dont wear shoes in the summer, or socks...unless im going inside an establishment, then i wear thong sandles

[deathbyvalley]

oh, and i think i've been wearing the same pair of pants for the past week. but they're comfy, and have big pockets, so i don't have to carry a bag with me.

[flamingskullballs]

this is so sad...but right now i can top that...

i only have one pair of pants

[flamingskullballs]

i didnt sleep tonite..and i also turned my back on the message board, by taking my first trip to the chat

[beachguy in thongs]

Ecstasy also makes your melatonin glands flow like a fucking river. Hence the name "ecstasy".
Ecstasy has a number of drugs in it that inhibits production. In fact, it's made mostly of drugs that does that.

[UnViaje]

i like to wack off into paper cups.


i dont drink it
LMAO
wtf
funny man

reminds me when i threw up into a cup at a xmas party n mixed it with eggnog then gave it to my neighbor who downed half, then in turn threw up himself
fun times

[beachguy in thongs]

I think Ecstasy promotes circulation rather than production.

[smokincajun]

I love girls panties - my confession - I like to smell them after they've been worn (they don't always smell good, especially the crusty ones). i don't wear them though...not enough support and my schlong always falls out.

[kronikdaze420]

i have a confession...i like to sit on my hand for 15 min or till its numb. then i masterbate. i call it a stranger.hahah just playin. lil jon does that. my real confession is that i dont use profilactics(condoms) during sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex.

[dark0ne]

i love ice cream, if i think about it i gotta have it. i keep tubs of lowfat sherburt in the fridge. so i'm not eating fatty icecream all the time, although i travel to the store all the time to get some.

i want to get back with my ex, i don't know if this is a guilty pleasure but i miss her and new years is coming. all my freinds will beat me for wanting to get back with her, cause she caused me so much pain before. **crying**
also i cry sometimes, and right now is one of them.......... i fucking need some weed.

[flamingskullballs]

i am watching sienfeld

[lateralus]

thereâ??s this 40 something year old at my work and sheâ??s pretty hot for being 40. nice ass and body, i feel extremely guilty because shes old enough to be my mother.Were you going to confess something?
i didnt sleep tonite..and i also turned my back on the message board, by taking my first trip to the chatI did that the other day too, and made an ass out of myself to at least a dozen people over the course of the night. :thumbsup:

[Reefer Rogue]

I'm a huge gamer.

[Rarrr]

"Ecstasy also makes your melatonin glands flow like a fucking river. Hence the name "ecstasy"."

Its seratonin not melatonin :)

[BizzleLuvin]

i change my bedsheet probably once a month. and i had sex in my parents bed once (gross!)

[mrdevious]

What, do you think I'd have something to confess?


well if you won't tell them I'll just have to....


Beachguy smokes marijuana!!!!

[koshea]

i lost my virginity in my parents bed





well i was 15 and my bed was a small twin sized bed, they just washed their sheets, and had pissed me off earlyer that day, what better revenge than sex juices on their bed

[beachguy in thongs]

well if you won't tell them I'll just have to....


Beachguy smokes marijuana!!!!
Huh... I never would've guessed. :stoned:

[BizzleLuvin]

i smoke pot, and lots of it. im SO bad

[BizzleLuvin]

oh, and i let my dog poop in the neighbors yard. the same neighbor that i watch go in and out of the shower from the side window.

[dark0ne]

i secretly kidnaped an asain girl and named her p-cubenesis. she rolls my joints for me and cooks some damn good noodles.

[BizzleLuvin]

i secretly kidnaped an asain girl and named her p-cubenesis. she rolls my joints for me and cooks some damn good noodles.
she's MINE

[dark0ne]

no way, i'll share though.

[Doobie Snax]

i pick my nose
*gurgle* 'da-da'

[Doobie Snax]

i've had sex, and oral sex in a school toilet cubicle around 4 times. (once for sex and 3 bj's i think).

[BizzleLuvin]

i've had sex, and oral sex in a school toilet cubicle around 4 times. (once for sex and 3 bj's i think).

sick man, sick

[Canadabis]

Guilty pleasures...Maybe I should find my lack of guilt relating to pleasure to be a guilty pleasure har har!

[weedman7]

i jack off till i bust blood

[jahjahjahjah]

Most girls say they dont masturbate but i do

[lizzie on low]

I love porn.

I bought a HD a few months ago, 250 Gig, and it's already filled to the brim with all manner of pornography.

Also, I sell porn on DVDs to friends... because they're too stupid to learn how to nab it themselves.

[BizzleLuvin]

I love porn.

I bought a HD a few months ago, 250 Gig, and it's already filled to the brim with all manner of pornography.

Also, I sell porn on DVDs to friends... because they're too stupid to learn how to nab it themselves.

thats what im talking about!!!

i also love gay porn (meaning male). i love guy-guy action like men love woman-woman action.

i promised myself i would quit drinking caffeine but one of my moms (im not sure WHO, nobody would confess) brang home two 24 packs of coke. ive had three cans already.

[deathbyvalley]

i promised myself i would quit drinking caffeine but one of my moms (im not sure WHO, nobody would confess) brang home two 24 packs of coke. ive had three cans already.
lol, thats suuuuuuuckssss


i just threw out all of my clothes. i took my underwear/sock drawer and dumped it into a garbage can. most of my clothes are old as hell...
i guess that means i gotta go shopping now :D

[NagChampa2010]

i secretly kidnaped an asain girl and named her p-cubenesis. she rolls my joints for me and cooks some damn good noodles.

dude ive done that too. but i had to realease her last year becuas eshe was an early bloomer, she had her period at 8. well she was this mexican girl name choooobakka and she was my slave for a few years. she spoke spanish fluent understood inglesh but couldnt speak inglesh and we got a long fine. out conversations were like this:

me:eyy woman!
her:si senor?
me:make me a damn sandwich woman!
her:si senor
me: and roll me a blunt
her:quantas gramas?
me:how much i got
her:mucho senor
me:ahhh roll a fatty
her: tu quieres q yo fasso agora?
me: naw, roll it after you make my sandwish
her:si senor
me: o yeah bring me a root beer, hold back on the beer, heavy on the root
huh: :confused:
me: im just playing with ya!
her:hahahhahaha :confused:
me:yeah so make me a turkey sandwish and get around to rolling that faaaaaatty.
her:si senor
me: if the blunt is rolled badly ill beat you!
her: :( :( :( :( :( si senor...
me:just kidding, wheres my sandwhich woman!
her:si senor! ti amo!!!

[the last stand]

i get naked and chase the dragon with dot cotton from eastenders....

[NagChampa2010]

i have a confesion besides my little ex slave choobakka. sometimes i give my self a wet willy! and have a multiple orgams. its soo yummy, i call it wet will orgasms. lol :stoned:

[sharpezor]

THANK YOU! beachguy

i did some research on that drug and bought some from that site :)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I dance naked to American Hi-Fi and Weezer.

[BizzleLuvin]

i slapped my sister in the face after she was trying to have an intoxicated arguement with me

[hipEstoner]

i stabbed a guy who stole my weed ,,,, and no i didnt kill him

[deathbyvalley]

i need to shave my legssssss


it's been like, a week and a half.

[mike jones]

i need to shave my legssssss


it's been like, a week and a half.


ewww :D

[TipTIP]

lol uh i gave a bad look to someone when they weren't looking? i took out a spoon then put it back in the drawer, man that was bad. oh and i also hav e abuncha underwear, 52 pairs to be exact. man some risky confessions i must make

[Doobie Snax]

sick man, sick

lol :thumbsup:

[lateralus]

lol uh i gave a bad look to someone when they weren't looking? i took out a spoon then put it back in the drawer, man that was bad. oh and i also hav e abuncha underwear, 52 pairs to be exact. man some risky confessions i must makeBe honest: you stayed up way past midnight once, too, didn't you.

[king kong bong]

i like to give myself a stranger. ever given yourself a stranger?

[Trichome Creator]

I like the Golden Girls. Shh don't tell anybody.

[king kong bong]

thank you for being a frienddddddddd.........

[Trichome Creator]

thank you for being a frienddddddddd.........
LOL

[Canadabis]

lol, thats suuuuuuuckssss


i just threw out all of my clothes. i took my underwear/sock drawer and dumped it into a garbage can. most of my clothes are old as hell...
i guess that means i gotta go shopping now :D

OMG OMG how pretty do I have to be for the meal tricket? I would look so damned good if someone would just dress me and comb my hair. :error:

[dark0ne]

i need to shave my legssssss


it's been like, a week and a half.
my ex would wait like that to. where getting it on and it sounds like crickets are invading. cheeep cheeep cheeep. hehehehe lol. accualy i like girls that get sweaty and smelly, and forget to shave there legs and shit. makes it more dirty.

[BizzleLuvin]

i still pick my nose
ANDI LOVE THIS THREAD! its like therapy without the $.

[BizzleLuvin]

something freak: i had dreams of war before sept. 11. prolly a week before actually.

[Lily420]

Random confessions, eh?

:cool: I got back at my best friends ex by shmooking her jiont, with my best friend.

[BizzleLuvin]

i pick my nailpolish incessantly so i hardly go a full week with nailpolish on