Introducing...PAIGE!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Hey guys. I'd like you all to meet one of my best buddies...Paige!!!

Treat her good, okay? She's a newb and hasn't even had her first time yet, but that'll change soon :D.

And here she is...

[Paige]

hi :D thats me

i love jake

cough cough
i mean

PENGUIN

haha <3 lots of love

[RastaKaze]

Hi my name is Paige.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Is it really?

[RastaKaze]

Darn! The real one beat me too it lmao... Don't worry , you'll be ok here, you know the Penguin! Mwahahaha...

[p0t]

hi paige

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

p0t, your avatar scares the hell out of me.

[STDzRus]

Hi Paige. My name is STDzRus Stand And Delivered.

[hihigh]

wow another hot girl, wtf is going on here?

[DemoCommando]

This is getting pretty good, but you guys see. These so called hot women put up their BEST pictures, their best with all makeup. What really counts is who you wake up to. If you can still lvoe them with no wake up and all groggy, that's something.

Dan

[MullManiac]

Maybe there pic's arnt even of them :|

[Strikerrr]

My friends name is paige she rocks.`

[Doobie Snax]

my gf is called paige, and she's hot too...
wow...

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

...Humm...Maybe it's just that girls named Paige end up hot?

[Fan o KmK]

hey im fan o kmk, penguins right hand man in devising strategies in taking over the world. nice to meet you.

[187]

nah i know an ugly girl named paige

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Her real name's probably like...like...*snaps fingers* Shit, what's an ugly girl's name...
...
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Rhonda???

[Smoking Ganja]

Her real name's probably like...like...*snaps fingers* Shit, what's an ugly girl's name...
...
...
..
.
Rhonda???
haha i could so see rhonda being a really fat girl, orange hair and braces ahah

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

See? Names mean some stuff. Not really though, it's just coincidence :D

[NightProwler]

nice to meet you

[Fan o KmK]

my mothers name is rhonda...












jk lol

[420purplehaze420]

i think you guys scared paige away, that was her only post lol

[Dankmike]

whats up paige nice to meet you . peace.

[Fan o KmK]

hahh yea she ran away or something.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

No, she's around.

[lateralus]

Why hello.

Word of advice: don't ask these boards if you can get drunk off of Listerine. ;)

[Paige]

hahaha!! i laughed so hard reading those! and im not scared away < // 3 love yall to much haah

but btw all i have on in that picture is LOTS of sparkles.. on one eye.. so .. mleh.. <3 i win

[GanjaBob]

have u smoked yet?

[Paige]

no < // 3 i will though soon <3

[Paige]

hey wait... i am not hott... and ... my first name is victoria.. so there

[redsoxfan49]

i once new a girl named page, (spelled different than yours) and she was the biggest whore, she allways would tell me how she fucked all these guys in one night with no rubbers on....i hope your not that slutty, not really idc, but i dont like whores.

[tylerkane]

LOL
I know a whore named paige too
One of the top white trash names, in my opinion.
not in this case tho, im hoping.
nice to meet you paige.
now post some body shots

[Chondo]

lol i know 2 brendas in my school who 'got a baby'

[Paige]

haha

i am not a slut

or white trash

<3 thank you very much

haha

losers<3 jk i love you

[scream]

but you are beautiful, and im not even hittin on you. what part of utah is Tooele in? i have an uncle from utah

[Paige]

Tooele is like... by.. Magna? by the GREAT salk lake.. haha thats not even that great

<3 and thanx for the compliment

[tylerkane]

more pictures please

[Paige]

haha i dont kno how < // 3

[tylerkane]

ask whoever put your avatar up
:)

[Paige]

he is grounded from the comp. right now
but i still love him

PENGUIN <3

[Strikerrr]

My friend paige is pretty hot. and this paige looks pretty hot in that picture and everyone else says that they know hot paiges. I'm naming my daughter paige. Once I have one.

[redsoxfan49]

My friend paige is pretty hot. and this paige looks pretty hot in that picture and everyone else says that they know hot paiges. I'm naming my daughter paige. Once I have one.

wow way to fuck up her future, if you name here paige, she will turn into a HUGE slut, and you will have grandkids when she is 16.

[Paige]

mean! im not a slut at all...

liek.
seriously

<3well.. nvm.. my first name is victoria anyways

[ILoveYouMaryJane]

and im another person that knows a hot girl named paige

[Paige]

pssshhh

<3 well...

my name is paige

and im not that hot

so it must not be true

<3

[daves19]

pssshhh

<3 well...

my name is paige

and im not that hot

so it must not be true

<3

gees! those guys have nothing else to say but ; iknow a girl named page and she's a slut..." i guess it's very entertaining! anyways welcome paige...or victoria? I' ve read a thread where penguin was talking about you and your smart mom! interesting story there! Glad to have a "sober dude" on this site! And paige (aka victoria) tell us when your first time (smoking weed obviously) will be, as it is always refreashing to hear somebody's first time experience!! :dance: have a good trip!

-Peace out

[silasbotwin]

everyone of your fucking posts has a <3

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

That's because she's got much love for us hahaha.

Paige, you are beautiful, quit trying to deny it. <3

Her first time is going to be when my mom trusts her enough to have her over when she's not there. Could be awhile, but good things come to those who wait.

And I'd set up more pics of her for her avatar but she hasn't given them to me.

[AndrewLIKESbud]

lol...she's gone. We scared her away.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

...Are you nuts, Andy? She just posted like 5 times last night.

[Reefer Rogue]

Welcome.

[Paige]

hehe

yes

i have much <3 to give

hehe

cuz all the guys i ever do go with


are lame

hehe jk

but stil'

im just a loving person

and thanks jake..

AND WE GET TO HANG TODAY!! YAYY!!!

well.. yeah.. it will be fun we will watch fight club and eat cookies :]

hehe and for the dilema of... my name... call me whatever i dont care

<3

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

<3 Hell yeah! Cookies and Fight Club :D

[Paige]

:] i am excited.. what if your mom doesnt liek me?!?!

o well..

i have no worries


usually

moms love me :D

cuz u kno

i am sweet and all innocent

hehe

rigth

innocent

thats a knee slapper <3

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

lmao She'll love you. I just hope things all go well and you don't like fall asleep out of nowhere.

[Paige]

hehe what a conwinsidence hahah i love how i can spell

i just fell asleep on my key board.. and adam is making fun of me now

hehe <3 i am soo tired for no reason!!

< // 3

[Paige]

you kno whats funny??


obvioulsy you dont

ummm

i love chocolate soymilk...
<3 crazy

[slipknotpsycho]

i love chocolate soymilk...
~pukes~
~tries his best to quote one funny ass mother fucker....~

there is no soy titty, so there can't be no soy milk....it's soy juice, but they couldn't sell soy juice becasue when you say soy juice you actually start to throw up a little bit...and lactose intolerant milk kiss my dick...lactose intolerant people can't drink milk... so what the fuck's in the box? get it away from my moo-cow-fuck milk... it's talking down to my milk and making it feel bad about it's self!

[Paige]

psshh soy...juice.. sounds gross but .. the stuff i drink .. is way fucking good

<3

[lateralus]

I just hope things all go well and you don't like fall asleep out of nowhere.
i just fell asleep on my key board..

you kno whats funny??


obvioulsy you dontOoh, I would so be preparing myself for heartbreak right now. :rasta:

[Paige]

whhyyyy?? <3 i love jake

liek a sister

[lateralus]

whhyyyy?? <3 i love jake

liek a sisterSee? :rasta:

lol

[LittLeWinG]

hiii paige :) hope your feeling welcome :D out of curiosity, how old are you :dance:

[Paige]

young haha

and i am feeling

very welcome thank you

even if i didnt i would learn to be :)

and what are you talking about Lateralus?

[lateralus]

:rolleyes:

Nothing. ;)

[Paige]

:( paweez

*puppy dog eyes*

[keinmehrkreig]

She's pretty.

I knew a girl named paige when I was in 6th grade...and she was a lesbian with a mullet-esque hairdo and a spice girls obsession.

I kid you not

[lateralus]

:( paweez

*puppy dog eyes*Nuh uh!

[slipknotpsycho]

i think he's getting at the fact that he thinks pengiun wants to do you or something <.< and with you loving him "like a sister" it's never gonna happen... i could be wrong, but that's the only thing i could make of all tha'ts been said, from the "prepare yourself for heartbreak" comment on down.

[jimmyp555]

man she's lurking in the background, ready to pounce on whomever speaks ill of her! lol :rasta:

Wassup Paige? :smokin: how u doin mommy??

By the way haven't really ever had chance to introduce myself either yet, lol i just started posting, so my name is James. Im from Kent in the uk, and been smoking that good shit for like about 6 years now!!

thats a breif explenation aight! pe@ce, and happy christmas to those who celebrate it!!

[TipTIP]

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lol

[VoidLivesOn]

How cute.

Bringing are are high school relationships to the boards now are we?

I bet in three weeks this will be filled with with why didn't you wear a condom you impatient fuck, or why does my crotch itch?

Teenage relationships just rock!



Report your progress, I'm sure we all care!

[lateralus]

i think he's getting at the fact that he thinks pengiun wants to do you or something <.< and with you loving him "like a sister" it's never gonna happen... i could be wrong, but that's the only thing i could make of all tha'ts been said, from the "prepare yourself for heartbreak" comment on down.That's more or less EXACTLY what I meant, but they'd know I'm just kiddin'. :cool:

Plus, I was acting like "I just fell asleep on my keyboard" was an excuse not to come over.

[Paige]

haha....

no that part with the keyboard was true and i did go over but all we did was watch gone in 60 seconds and listen to his mom burp and tell stories about how clumsy ect penguin/jake is

it was awsome. haha his mom is cool and he is cool to and yeah
o and i get what your saying now
<3

[Paige]

o and void...
we are friends
no more
so no condom storys from us

[hydro smoka]

Why bring up all these old threads?