If you could be....

[king kong bong]

a criminal, what type of criminal would you be?

I would be a serial killer. :thumbsup:

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I'd be a killer, or murderer would be fun :)

Maybe a random like killer, like the Washington Sniper.

Also I would be a criminal by growing 200 ganja plants :)

[deathbyvalley]

colombian drug lord. definitly.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Hot colombian drug lord. definitly.

Good choice ;)

[king kong bong]

colombian drug lord. definitly.

oh mierda

[deathbyvalley]

lol, silly. i'd either be the drug lord, or the drug lord's girlfriend. then i can't get in trouble for selling the drugs, but i'd have unlimited access...yay me! unless i killed him and took it over....

[daZenfmeister]

I'm already a criminal and so are you, every single one of you. But if I had to choose a new crime profession I would pick serial rapist or something that way id get some action....either that or i would have 3 dildos in utah.

[king kong bong]

I'm already a criminal and so are you, every single one of you. But if I had to choose a new crime profession I would pick serial rapist or something that way id get some action....either that or i would have 3 dildos in utah.

hahahaha

[deathbyvalley]

oh mierda
???

[djembe85]

i would be an internet predator...wait i mean...a traffic violator? lol

[king kong bong]

???

oh mierda - oh shit
el spanol.

[deathbyvalley]

lol, i know. i speak spanish fluently. i meant, why?

[king kong bong]

dunno just felt like sayin it.

i wish there was a female rapist out there.

[deathbyvalley]

some think it's technically impossible for a female to rape someone. i dunno.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

some think it's technically impossible for a female to rape someone. i dunno.

I do, if a gal had me at gun point, I'm sure she'd lose concetration of the gun, for the lovin', so then you grab them or the gun, and do your worst :D

Nechrophelia anyone?

[deathbyvalley]

lol, that song, code blue, by TSOL...fun stuff. i sent my friend this photo from a halloween-themed shoot i was in, and i was all zombied out, and he sent me the song.

[Harvesthetic]

I'd like to be a locksmith. In the criminal sense of the word. Would be most handy for nearly all criminal offences.
Wanna go Scarface? Learn to be a locksmith :p

[deathbyvalley]

my daddy's a locksmith!

[king kong bong]

or just carry a handcuff key on you at all times.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I'd like to be a locksmith. In the criminal sense of the word. Would be most handy for nearly all criminal offences.
Wanna go Scarface? Learn to be a locksmith :p

Wow, I watched the 2nd half of Scarface last night, sad what happens at the end.. he takes that shit like a man

*doesn't wanna give anything away for non-watchers*

[Harvesthetic]

Don't be afraid to spoil it for me man, i know that movie by heart. Seriously, i think i could recite half of the dialogues, no shit.
Best ever gangster film. Very much so.

[king kong bong]

damn 3 sheets you just gettin around to seeing scarface??!! i dont know anyone that hasnt seen that flick.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

damn 3 sheets if just gettin around to seein scarface??!! i dont know anyone that hasnt seen that flick.

Apart from me until last night, don't diss dis shit!

[king kong bong]

are you takin the piss?

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

are you takin the piss?

No, I'm being an e-gangsta :p lol

[deathbyvalley]

i haven't seen it yet

[king kong bong]

now are you takin the piss?

[deathbyvalley]

i'm just slow when it comes to movies. bring it over and watch it with me

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i'm just slow when it comes to movies. bring it over and watch it with me

Who was that directed at?

Kong? Ok..

Can I come too?

[deathbyvalley]

both. it'll be fun.

[king kong bong]

ok only if there is no funny stuff. so no funny stuff ok?

[deathbyvalley]

what funny stuff? i like funny stuff.

[king kong bong]

ok but 3 sheets has to leave the room so the "adults could talk"

[nakedgunner]

i would rob banks and shoot ppl

[deathbyvalley]

ok but 3 sheets has to leave the room so the "adults could talk"
lmao, is that what you kids call it these days?

[king kong bong]

i would rob banks and shoot ppl

yea that shit sounds fun.

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd be a smooth criminal...

Annie, are you ok? :stoned:

colombian drug lord. definitly , excellent choice...

[deathbyvalley]

lol, i was thinking, Annie? me? lol, then i remembered the song

[beachguy in thongs]

That's, so, funny, I didn't get it, either, what you were talking about, at first.

[deathbyvalley]

argh, when are you bringing sushi?!

[beachguy in thongs]

Probably, the week after Christmas. My Sister's in town tonight and we're celebrating Christmas tomorrow.

[deathbyvalley]

yay. sushi makes me happy

[beachguy in thongs]

Get your boyfriend to bring some over. I heard he delivers in an hour, or less. :stoned:

[deathbyvalley]

:p meanie
i really want some sashimi. or udon. or any random asian food.

[halo]

i would be in the mafia. Or better yet i would be the don! I would run chicago with an iron fist!

[king kong bong]

this is a good thread.

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd be deathbyvalley's stalker.

[king kong bong]

I'd be deathbyvalley's stalker.

you wont be the first...

[Harvesthetic]

you wont be the first...
LMAO :D Get in line pal!

*on Coolio's music*

"As i stalk deathbyvalley through the shadow of death...
I take a look at the line, and see there's no-one left
so the king kong and beach guy they must be dead,
and that leaves a lot of white space on the cannabis threads..."

[beachguy in thongs]

you wont be the first...
Okay, so I want to be the first.

So, I'll be the first one who robs her.

[deathbyvalley]

robs me of what?

[robert42]

Murder is gay u get nothing out of it unless its for a reason

ME

Id be a bank robber or a casino robber vault robber Diamond robber

WHERE THE REAL DOH IS AT

[beachguy in thongs]

robs me of what?
Is that a challenge???

Robs you of...

:stoned:

[king kong bong]

robs me of what?

your dignity.

[Ms420]

a criminal, what type of criminal would you be?

I would be a serial killer. :thumbsup:



A serial killer/robber would be my profession~and I would be great at it! I would only kill rich people (then take their money) and people who've pissed me off!!

[mellow mood]

a criminal, what type of criminal would you be?

I would be a serial killer. :thumbsup:

if u could? u can man

go ahead, kill everyone :dance:

[king kong bong]

so we have 2 serial killers in our midst. we should team up.

[BizzleLuvin]

i would be either an arsonist or a pickpocket.
i like to steal, especially small personal things like lipstick or glasses. before i went to group therapy for this bad compulsion to steal (its not a joke, if you find yourself hanging out with people just because you think they would have cool stuff to steal, get some help.) i would go thru my coworkers purses and jackets. i was really good at it, never being cought or suspected. so i think pickpocketing is my kind of crime.
arson is one of those crimes that doesnt get as mush media attention as it used to. when i was a kid, i remember an arson attack that went thru our neighborhood, it freaked EVERYONE out. people would go out and buy security systems as soon as they heard about the arsonist torching houses and cars for the fun of it. arson is one of those things that just invokes fear. and fire is cool

[king kong bong]

fire is cool.

[thcbongman]

I would be a :pimp:

[Polymirize]

I'd be a pirate.

Like, a swashbuckling software pirate or something.

Sort of a fusion of oldschool attitude and newschool technology...

I'd take on the world plundering music and data with a cutlass and a nonchalant attitude.

Not that I know anything of being a pirate...

[Rarrr]

Raise alligators in my home.
http://sbt.bhmedia.com/laws.html

[Reefer Rogue]

Definately a sniper :0

[Ganj]

a criminal, what type of criminal would you be?

I would be a serial killer. :thumbsup:i'd be a world renown thief. anonymous to the law, and god to the organized crime world. ocean's eleven style, bitches...except i'd be gaspar lamarck. the lone wolf.

i've always dreamed of living a life of organized crime.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ron Bennett, please turn in these serial killers' IP addresses to the proper authorities, preferably the Space Patrol.

[mellow mood]

id be a viking

[SuperSpacee]

I think I would steal somebodys identity....Robbing banks would be fun to tho...

[Das Boot]

I'd be a Cowboy. Oh wait that's not illegal.

I'd be a MEAN ASS MOUNTAINEER who was always jumping peoples claims.



GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deathbyvalley]

I'd be a pirate.

Like, a swashbuckling software pirate or something.

Sort of a fusion of oldschool attitude and newschool technology...

I'd take on the world plundering music and data with a cutlass and a nonchalant attitude.

Not that I know anything of being a pirate...
dude! join ganj and i...we're pirates, and we're gonna take over the world. except i'm the captain, and he's my parrot.

[friendowl]

id like to be the guy who killed president bush junior

[Polymirize]

dude! join ganj and i...we're pirates, and we're gonna take over the world. except i'm the captain, and he's my parrot.

I thought ganj just declared his intentions to become Gaspar Lamarack the lone wolf. Or as I'll always choose to think of him, some ocean's eleven styled bitch. So sneaky and all...

These are incompatible styles. I don't sneak. I'm a fuckin' pirate. I take what I want, when I want. At cannonpoint. No quarter asked or given, etcetera, etcetera...

But I've kinda already got this crew I roll with. So I can't commit to your leadership. Maybe we should just form an armada or something.

[sharpezor]

id be like tony soprano of the sopranos

OR

George Jung off of blow.

[lateralus]

I'd call random people all day, or acquaintances' enemies, and "sell" them internet service for cheap in exchange for their credit card information. Or I'd build New Orleans relief websites and buy cars with the profit. All while spamming both illegal pornography website advertisements, and the advertisements to my relief fund, to thousands of email addresses, and selling pirated software and media I downloaded off of my pirated version of LimeWire Pro that I burnt on blank CD's I bought with stolen money.

Then I'd meet others in my profession, form a massive alliance, and form what would be known as the E.N.W.O. (Even Newer World Order), and we'd dedicate our lives to using pawns (underlings) to create massive amounts of chaos in the media using cash bribery (from the money we'd obtained by ripping millions of people off) and technological know-how.

[tylerkane]

there was this guy that rode around on a bike and punched girls in the face, no joke.
when i heard that story, i laughed for the longest time ever.
if i was a criminal, i'd be a drive by woman puncher

[lateralus]

there was this guy that rode around on a bike and punched girls in the face, no joke.
LMAO

[emg]

there was this guy that rode around on a bike and punched girls in the face, no joke.
when i heard that story, i laughed for the longest time ever.
if i was a criminal, i'd be a drive by woman puncher

hell yes!!! that would be fuckin' hilarious.

[redsoxfan49]

id be a mother fucking TIGER, GRRRRRRRR, in the jungle, the mother fucking JUNGLE

thats not really a criminal but its close enough


grrreow

[lateralus]

hell yes!!! that would be fuckin' hilarious.Didn't Sum 41 drive around hitting on girls, then spray them with a water gun? I always wanted to do that..

[tylerkane]

hah
^ not acceptable
haha
^ acceptable

[redsoxfan49]

i just made love with a tiger.

[emg]

i just made love with a tiger.

how was he?

[redsoxfan49]

she was a little too rough, but overall very good, i have to think of a story to explain all these scratches to people.

[beachguy in thongs]

LMAO
Yeah, that is kind of funny.

lmao (shhh...)