Fuk The Government

[D.Boone]

i just registerd for selective service cause i had to since i turn 18 in 3 days. i didnt want to but i had no choice this is bullshit! selective service is GAY :(

[Oneironaut]

They're not getting me. If they want me to fight in a war, I'll break my leg. I'd rather have a broken leg than risk my life in the name of Bush's plans for world domination.

[D.Boone]

u have to sign up if u dont u face jail time and a $250,000 fine.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

u have to sign up if u dont u face jail time and a $250,000 fine.

If/when you get called out, then break your leg.

Also is that conscripting to the army, if you're needed then, like ermi said?

[galaga420]

you said fuck the government! your as good as dead. theyell probobly put some kind of touch cancer on your door nob like they did to frank zappa. it was nice knowing yah!

[D.Boone]

i think yea cause like u sign up and pick which service ud rather be in navy, army, etc. and if they instate a draft hopefully ur number wont get called up and if it does they send u off for training unless u skip out to canada or somethin.

[D.Boone]

you said fuck the government! your as good as dead. theyell probobly put some kind of touch cancer on your door nob like they did to frank zappa. it was nice knowing yah!


i hope they do then when i stop posting yall will kno wut happend.

[robert42]

DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR SHAFT?

[420kidder]

:) I remember this when I was 18, 7 years ago. My dad told me about it and
I thought he wasn't being serious. What a joke. I guess it wouldn't be a
joke if you failed to send it in though.

[D.Boone]

:) I remember this when I was 18, 7 years ago. My dad told me about it and
I thought he wasn't being serious. What a joke. I guess it wouldn't be a
joke if you failed to send it in though.

no doubt i just seen this shit in the mail and it said in big bold letters SEND IN OR ELSE!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

In the navy, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy, come one and join your fellow man
In the navy de dum de dum de dum de dum :)

[Oneironaut]

u have to sign up if u dont u face jail time and a $250,000 fine.
How ridiculous is that, sending people to jail because they refuse to commit murder. And people wonder why I'm an anarchist.

[Roadking]

oh what do ya do wif a drunken sailor?
What do ya do wif a drunken sailor?
oh what do ya do wif a drunken sailor?
So early in tha mornin'

[D.Boone]

yea i kno. but thats y u just skip out to canada when they initiate the draft

[D.Boone]

yohoho and a bottle of rum!

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

yea i kno. but thats y u just skip out to canada when they initiate the draft

That sucks that you have to run away, and the government are chasing you out of the country.
I doubt there'll be any major wars, major enough to call on 18+ US citizens in the near future... if there are, join up, kill everyone in your company you don't like, then yourself if you feel compelled to do so.

[Roadking]

Did you ever hear that coffin sound
Did you ever hear that coffin sound
Did you ever hear that coffin sound
Means another poor boy is underground.

Did you ever hear them church bells toll
Did you ever hear them church bells toll
Did you ever hear them church bells toll
Means another poor boy is dead an' gone.

It's a long ol' road that never ends
It's a long ol' road that never ends
It's a long ol' trail that never ends
It's a bad wind that never changes.

[Oneironaut]

If I'm skipping out of the country, I'm going to Amsterdam. I'll be so high they'll have to send the Air Force to catch me.

[D.Boone]

screw all that id goto jamaica and become a rasta

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

If I'm skipping out of the country, I'm going to Amsterdam. I'll be so high they'll have to send the Air Force to catch me.
OOO do it!
Then come to England and meet up with some of us (get all other Uk'ers to England for it too lol) :)

[Roadking]

antiwar (http://antiwar.com/)

[Oneironaut]

Hey Roadking, you have 420 posts.

[Roadking]

PEACE ON EARTH

Heaven on Earth, we need it now
I'm sick of all of this hanging around
Sick of sorrow, sick of the pain
I'm sick of hearing again and again
That there's gonna be peace on Earth

Where I grew up there weren't many trees
Where there was we'd tear them down
And use them on our enemies
They say that what you mock
Will surely overtake you
And you become a monster
So the monster will not break you

And it's already gone too far
Who said that if you go in hard
You won't get hurt?

Jesus can you take the time
To throw a drowning man a line
Peace on Earth
Tell the ones who hear no sound
Whose sons are living in the ground
Peace on Earth
No whos or whys
No one cries like a mother cries
For peace on Earth
She never got to say goodbye
To see the color in his eyes
Now he's in the dirt
Peace on Earth

They're reading names out over the radio
All the folks the rest of us won't get to know
Sean and Julia, Gareth and Ann and Breda
Their lives are bigger than any big idea

Jesus can you take the time
To throw a drowning man a line
Peace on Earth
To tell the ones who hear no sound
Whose sons are living in the ground
Peace on Earth
Jesus sing a song you wrote
The words are sticking in my throat
Peace on Earth
Hear it every Christmas time
But hope and history won't rhyme
So what's it worth
This peace on Earth

Peace on Earth
Peace on Earth
Peace on Earth

-U2

[Roadking]

Hey Roadking, you have 420 posts.


420?

What does it all mean???

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

420?

What does it all mean???

There are threads dedicated to the meaning.. the one I believe most is the kids in Cali. or wherever that used to get out of school and smoke everyday at 4:20 lol.

[Harvesthetic]

If I'm skipping out of the country, I'm going to Amsterdam. I'll be so high they'll have to send the Air Force to catch me.
JUP! THE quote of the year! that one's going in the sig :D

[galaga420]

they use 420 for hash in germany
like if you wanted you would say

können Sie einiges durch 4:20 erhalten

or

can you get some by 4:20

[da haze meister]

ok no offense... draft dodgers are pussies. my father served his country faithfully in Vietnam and has the pension to show for it. if you dont want to get drafted, join the national guard and become a weekend warrior.
just my opinion

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

ok no offense... draft dodgers are pussies. my father served his country faithfully in Vietnam and has the pension to show for it. if you dont want to get drafted, join the national guard and become a weekend warrior.
just my opinion

Your father might have served in 'Nam, but it doesn't mean others would want to be forced to join up. Me, I'd join up, legal killing intrigues me.

[da haze meister]

lol true... the draft is somewhat unconstitutional, but id rather go over seas and kill some Ay-Rabbs then rot with a 400 lb roomate named tiny in jail.

[Roadking]

ah...okay...now I understand. 420...

well, it's 422 now...

:stoned:

*exhale*

...fall 10, yo... Brandung oben!...

[Oneironaut]

ok no offense... draft dodgers are pussies. my father served his country faithfully in Vietnam and has the pension to show for it. if you dont want to get drafted, join the national guard and become a weekend warrior.
just my opinion
And my opinion is that "fighting for your country" is a stupid idea. Just because I happen to have been born in territory claimed by the United States government, why should I be willing to kill people who happen to have been born in territory claimed by a government that isn't liked by the government whose laws I am forced to follow?


I was over in Australia and I was asked, "Are you proud to be an American?" and I was like, "I don't know. I didn't have a lot to do with it, you know. My parents fucked there, that's about all." You know, I was in the spirit realm at the time. "Fuck in Paris! Fuck in Paris!" but they couldn't hear me, cause I didn't have a mouth. I was a spirit without lungs or a mouth or vocal cords. They fucked here. OK, I'm proud. I hate patriotism. I can't stand it, man. Makes me fucking sick. It's a round world last time I checked, OK? You know what I mean? I hate patriotism. In fact, that's how we could stop patriotism, I think. Instead of putting stars and stripes on our flags, we should put pictures of our parents fucking. Gather people around that flag and see your dad hunched over your mom's big four-by-four butt. See if any boot rally mentality can circle round that little fucking image.—Bill Hicks

Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism. Let me illustrate. Patriotism assumes that our globe is divided into little spots, each one surrounded by an iron gate. Those who have had the fortune of being born on some particular spot consider themselves nobler, better, grander, more intelligent than those living beings inhabiting any other spot. It is, therefore, the duty of everyone living on that chosen spot to fight, kill and die in the attempt to impose his superiority upon all the others.

The inhabitants of the other spots reason in like manner, of course, with the result that from early infancy the mind of the child is provided with blood-curdling stories about the Germans, the French, the Italians, Russians, etc. When the child has reached manhood he is thoroughly saturated with the belief that he is chosen by the Lord himself to defend his country against the attack or invasion of any foreigner. It is for that purpose that we are clamoring for a greater army and navy, more battleships and ammunition.

An army and navy represent the people's toys.—Emma Goldman