Introductory Statement

[Thunder Doom]

hello/hi/what's up my negroes

useless piece of trivia about myself

state I live in

closing statement

[beachguy in thongs]

"Closing Statement" came in 2nd place to "Giacomo", at 71-1 odds, in the Kentucky Derby. So, I'm guessing the state you live in is Kentucky?

[Thunder Doom]

Maryland, close enough though really