microwaving weed?

[king kong bong]

what happens if you microwave weed?

[deathbyvalley]

it blows up.




...i dunno.

[king kong bong]

what if i microwave you?

[NightProwler]

it gets warm

[Psycho4Bud]

You destroy the trichomes. Bad idea!!

[king kong bong]

but i already got the trichomes. i was makin hash and now i got a huge pile of wet weed.

[Psycho4Bud]

If you got the trichomes just trash the leaf...it's no good to anybody now. Good luck on the hash!! :thumbsup:

[deathbyvalley]

what if i microwave you?
i die. oh, and for future reference, metal teapots DO NOT go in microwaves...

i blew up a microwave because i was stoned and wanted to make tea...and was too lazy to let it heat on the stove... :D

[bonsaiguy]

Nothing will happen if you don't treat it like your popcorn. (I hate the smell of that fake butter shit) I have used the wave on several occasions to dry out buds that were too moist to burn. Use the defrost setting. As an FYI, you can also use a low wattage light bulb(40W) to dry out those buds that were packed before they were dried out properly. Just place your stash on a piece of cardboard or even printer paper and set about 6 inches from the bulb (don't forget to turn it on) for about 10 minutes. Usually does the job.

[king kong bong]

If you got the trichomes just trash the leaf...it's no good to anybody now. Good luck on the hash!! :thumbsup:

its buds but its schwag. so if i got the trichomes, is there any point to smoke the shit i made it from?

[del...]

why not try it and see for yourself? but it has already been answered here...

drying in mw is never a good idea tho...use the oven instead at very low heat and keep the material spread out so it's not exposed to heat for long. that is if you absolutely must have it dried quickly...

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Use a hair drier and see what happens, mate! :D

[king kong bong]

Use a hair drier and see what happens, mate! :D

thats the first thing that came to mind but then i thought what happens if it blows it all around.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

thats the first thing that came to mind but then i thought what happens if it blows it all around.

If ... IF

What do you think powerful, hot air would do to the bud? Superman stylee friend... super glue it down first, maybe? Also make a net to catch all the shit that blows off ;)

[Nochowderforyou]

Just smoke it.

[king kong bong]

Just smoke it.

its wet.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

its wet.

Just super glue it, make a net for it, and blow dry it :D

[Nochowderforyou]

its wet.

Oh ya. :o

Why not turn the oven on low and dry it out that way?

[king kong bong]

its schwag im not even gonna be arsed to do it. chuff it.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i like the oven idea. i like the lightbulb idea.

i dont know why you shouldnt use a microwave, but im sure there's a viable reason not to.


and it looks like it's been said enough that your schwag wont get you very high (if at all) if you already got the trichomes.


i dont know though. :D

[mellow mood]

make buble hash if u got loads

[D.Boone]

ive used the microwave to tighten up blunts after blunts after i roll them when they are still wet put it in the microwave for like 7 seconds and the blunt wrap skrinds down and drys up and makes for a perfect smokin blunts its nice and its releases some of the thc into the paper so it tastes better. :rasta:

[kiwi]

:p If you are going to use a microwave to dry weed in then it is best to add a whole uncooked potatoe with it, but prick it a few times with a fork (the potatoe that is). Heres something else some of you may like to try....put water in a cup, then stand a light bulb in the water, put in micro, then turn on........w00000t :thumbsup:

[mellow mood]

try to put a frog in a microwave

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

try to put a frog in a microwave

Try having sex with one... in a microwave, mmm warm!

[mellow mood]

wtf lol

[Whos Carl]

Frog in a blender

http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/home/

[potheaduk]

im not even gonna look thats sounds nasty

[mellow mood]

fuckin hell yea

[zomby]

Sometimes when you buy stuff there's little bags of silica gel dessicant in the box or bottle or whatever to keep things dry. Keep those. If you get damp weed you can put your open bag in a sealed container with some of those dessicants. I use those new ziplock containers.

Dessicants (dryers) can be reactivated by heating them at low heat in an oven.

With dessicants you don't have to heat the weed to dry it.

[bonsaiguy]

i like the oven idea. i like the lightbulb idea.

i dont know why you shouldnt use a microwave, but im sure there's a viable reason not to.


and it looks like it's been said enough that your schwag wont get you very high (if at all) if you already got the trichomes.


i dont know though. :D

The primary problem with using the wave is that it's very easy to heat things up too much and it becomes a big vaporizer and remember children, you should never stick your head in the microwave without adult supervision. But it won't actually hurt the weed or make it glow in the dark or any such thing. It's a big radio transmitter, not a breeder reactor. A lot of the food you eat now has been irradiated in some form to reduce bacteria. This is apparently due to the fact that large food factories can't seem to get their employees to wash up after using the bathroom. Or stay the hell home when they're sick.

[bonsaiguy]

Sometimes when you buy stuff there's little bags of silica gel dessicant in the box or bottle or whatever to keep things dry. Keep those. If you get damp weed you can put your open bag in a sealed container with some of those dessicants. I use those new ziplock containers.

Dessicants (dryers) can be reactivated by heating them at low heat in an oven.

With dessicants you don't have to heat the weed to dry it.

Brilliant!! Let's have a Guiness!!

[deathbyvalley]

remember children, you should never stick your head in the microwave without adult supervision.
...without adult supervision...lmfao

[bonsaiguy]

...without adult supervision...lmfao

That's because you know, deep down in your bones, in the very depths of your soul, that some foole out there somewhere has tried it.

[deathbyvalley]

That's because you know, deep down in your bones, in the very depths of your soul, that some foole out there somewhere has tried it.
lol, yeah...but what if they were an adult?

[bonsaiguy]

It would almost have to be. now here's the big question...
ala Adam Corolla
Germany or Florida?
It would have to be Germany or Florida.

[deathbyvalley]

lol, def. florida

[bonsaiguy]

You're probably right. Is that you in you're avatar? You're like really young. Where did you learn about the Grateful Dead?

[deathbyvalley]

yeah, it is. i'm 18. i've always had my inner hippie, and i got into them by listening to sublime's cover of scarlet begonias, and then i heard the original. i got totally into them, and i've adopted jerry as my uncle, even though he's dead (cuz johnny cash is already my dad, lol)

[pabloescobar209]

yeah, it is. i'm 18. i've always had my inner hippie, and i got into them by listening to sublime's cover of scarlet begonias, and then i heard the original. i got totally into them, and i've adopted jerry as my uncle, even though he's dead (cuz johnny cash is already my dad, lol)
lmao^

[bonsaiguy]

yeah, it is. i'm 18. i've always had my inner hippie, and i got into them by listening to sublime's cover of scarlet begonias, and then i heard the original. i got totally into them, and i've adopted jerry as my uncle, even though he's dead (cuz johnny cash is already my dad, lol)

My son is not a big deadhead (he's 20) but he likes a lot of music from my era as well. Kind of impressive since it took me a lot longer to gain an appreciation of the music from my parents generation. (swing, rat pack, musicals and stage stuff)

[deathbyvalley]

lol, it's true though. jerry is my ideal "crazy uncle"...i really wish i could've gone to see them. i totally would've followed them everywhere

i love swing and 40's/50's music, too. and 80s music. and ska. and classic rock. and punk (not trendy punk...ick). and johnny cash/willie neslon type country. i like lots of stuff.

[bonsaiguy]

lol, it's true though. jerry is my ideal "crazy uncle"...i really wish i could've gone to see them. i totally would've followed them everywhere

i love swing and 40's/50's music, too. and 80s music. and ska. and classic rock. and punk (not trendy punk...ick). and johnny cash/willie neslon type country. i like lots of stuff.

That's great. Now just stay in school young lady. But we really need to have a talk about that 80's thing.

[deathbyvalley]

That's great. Now just stay in school young lady. But we really need to have a talk about that 80's thing.
lol, i have soooo much school left. need to get my BA (at least) and then i'm going to makeup artistry training and cosmetology school

[bonsaiguy]

lol, i have soooo much school left. need to get my BA (at least) and then i'm going to makeup artistry training and cosmetology school
Do what you love hon and you can't go wrong.

[deathbyvalley]

Do what you love hon and you can't go wrong.
the only thing that sucks is i'm doing the degree for my parents. if it were for me, i'd go straight into the makeup training and save money by doing just that

[bonsaiguy]

the only thing that sucks is i'm doing the degree for my parents. if it were for me, i'd go straight into the makeup training and save money by doing just that

What kind of degree? And you're parents are right, it is worth more than a certificate. I have two certificates from tech schools and one from Cisco and I have found that the degree would have been really handy and I would be making more money. But I didn't finish college, got married and had kids first. (in that order) So it's not really for them. And yes, I went to college initially to please my parents too but as I said, never finished. And my mom still bugs me to go back to school and get one.

[deathbyvalley]

i know that the degree is important, which is why i'm gonna follow through with it. i wanna major in anthropology. i'm working on getting a certificate in it, too. i might minor in gender studies, too.

[bonsaiguy]

That's the ole team spirit. Anthropology is cool. Gender studies?....I've got one here in adolescence and one going through menopause...I don't want to understand women. :)

[deathbyvalley]

lol. i'm just fascinated by the whole gay/lesbian thing. a bunch of my friends fit that lifestyle, and i dunno, it'a always interested me.

[bonsaiguy]

Oh, those gender studies. Two of my favorite people are gay. One of them is a beer making buddy. (there are four of us who do the home brew thing from time to time) Can't say as I know any lesbians. I have worked with a couple and they were not very pleasant people. Way bitchier than any gay man I have ever met.

[Reefer Rogue]

Frog in a blender

http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/home/

You legend! :thumbsup:

[st0n3r]

what happens if you microwave weed?

well ya gotta think bout wot a microwave does. it sends out tiny little waves and they heat up the particles in your food, which makes it warm, so i guess if ya did taht with weed it would basically be like a vaporizer :P